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paddyruzek · 1 month
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"He seems legit, we vetted him."
Abbott Elementary 3.06 'Willard R. Abbott'
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tenthousandyearsx · 2 months
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Paimon: Wait, you didn't see him, Zhongli? Zhongli: Unfortunately, no. Hu Tao: What a shame. That gentleman seemed like a sophisticated sort of guy. I actually think you two would have hit it off! Zhongli: Is that so?
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saeist · 1 year
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ITOSHI BROS FIND OUT THWIR SIS DATING A TEAM MEMBER THEY SPECIFICALLY HATE.
HER DATING ISAGI OR SHIDOU (IK SAE DOESNT REALLY HATE SHIDOU BUT STILL)
It's worse cause isagi or shidou won't even get scared of the brothers. They would just be cocky about it oml.
and the member they specifically hate is no other than the man, the myth, the demon himself, shidou ryusei!! ++ part two of this basically
you are actually genuinely surprised that your secret boyfriend, shidou has not outed himself that he was dating you, a literal itoshi, in secret
that is until one day that you decided to sneak shidou inside the house not knowing sae was home
“ryu! stop” you gasp playfully after you felt his hand grope your ass while you two were quietly tip toeing upstairs to your room
“you know you want it, angel” shidou coos, snickering to himself after watching your reaction.
when you both reach your bedroom, shidou did not waste a single second and crashed his lips with yours. wrapping arms around your torso, pulling you closer and closer. his hands were roaming around your body like an animal.
he guides you to your bed, he carefully lays you down and straddles you. shidou removes his shirt and throws it somewhere in your room.
shidou pulls away and looks at you like you were some prey. you whined, pulling his head close. shidou hovers over your neck, blowing on your sweet spot before sucking on it.
you let out a small mewl, clamping your legs together but shidou places his knee in between. shidou grunts, crashing his lips against yours once again til you hear the garage doors open and close
“fuck!” you and shidou curse. he jumps off of you as you wiped your lips with the back of your hand. you sit up and try to fix yourself from you and shidou’s little activity. shidou paces around your room trying to eavesdrop outside in case one of your brothers barge in your room (he’s praying they don’t)
“fuck, ryu! where are you gonna hide?!” you hushed, scared one of your brothers would hear you. shidou shrugs and sits on the foot of your bed,
“they won’t find me. i’ll just jump out your window if they come in” shidou wiggles his eyebrows, as if he was teasing you. you slap him before coming up with a plan to scout your house and try to keep your brothers away from your room as much as possible
“whatever, ryu. i’m gonna go come down to look who just came home. could be my parents”
“okay, angel. whatever you wanna do” shidou waves you off as he finds something else to entertain himself. you huff, kicking his butt playfully before going downstairs.
you waltz inside the kitchen to see rin who looked like he just got back from his gym sessions.
"what is that?" rin asks, pointing at a strange looking bruise that was on your neck.
you reached over to touch the spot rin was pointing at and immediately you had flashbacks on certain events that occurred the moments before.
"a mosquito bite" you lie, swatting his hand away as you scurry over to the fridge to get something to eat
rin raises a brow at your weird answer, "why is it on your neck?"
you turn around to look at him and shrugged. "how should i know? i'm not a mosquito"
you backed up from the kitchen only to bump into sae who looked like he just woke up from his daily afternoon nap. he hisses and basically snaps at you to watch where you were going before his eyes spot the same "mosquito bite" you lied about
"what the fuck is that a hickey?!" sae's eyes looked like they were about to pop out from his eye sockets. he grabs both of your shoulders to have a proper look on your neck
rin immediately runs in, also to inspect the weird looking bruise he saw earlier
"I KNEW IT! IT WAS A HICKEY" rin accuses, pointing yet another finger in front of your face.
"should i go find this mosquito and beat the shit out of him?" sae blurts out, stretching his limbs
"how do you even know what a hickey looks like?!" you exclaimed, trying to run away but of course rin comes in and blocks your way
and of course during your commotion, shidou must’ve accidentally knocked something down inside your room. you closed your eyes and face palmed that shidou just blew his cover. both brothers pause before looking at the direction of your room. both rin and sae make eye contact before bolting up the stairs to try and catch shidou who was inside your room
you let out a shriek as you tried to chase down your two athletic brothers up the stairs.
sae was the first one to get to your door. without hesitation, he yanks your door open (almost breaking it) and barges in. eyes scanning the room for a potential intruder aka your boyfriend that they now know off.
the window was open and all of you heard a loud thud outside and some bushes rustling. rin peeps his head out the window to see shidou running for his life, his shirt on hand
“I’LL SEE YOU ANOTHER TIME WHEN YOUR BROTHERS AREN’T HOME, BABE!” you hear shidou yell from the distance.
you may never not be able to leave your house without one of your brothers OR you will never be left home alone ever again after this
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aejeonghae · 1 year
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My bad. I was making sure of something. Making sure of what? That maybe you're into guys. { for @heesulovebot }
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ssereendipity · 1 year
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Wille and Simon in episode 1 of season 2
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jarpadandjensens · 8 months
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J2 | NCcon 23 | Would you rather have the other's face for a butt, or their butt for a face?
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thinlyveiledinsults · 2 years
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Ryan being so enraged with Shane that he doesn't even get scared throughout the individual investigation, is one of my favorite things in the world.
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superduperkas · 2 years
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gunsatthaphan · 2 years
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“leave me alone.”
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ryudaeng · 9 months
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oh jisus 🤭
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spazoutloud · 1 month
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"Did you guys see that? Ohh...my god! It nutted on me."
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avionvadion · 5 months
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Legit, the most real interaction between the Inugang is when Inuyasha’s hand is stuck to a giant boulder and they’re all contemplating using Miroku’s wind tunnel to try and get rid of it.
Miroku: “Okay, here’s the plan! I’ll open my Wind Tunnel like this, and then- eugh… actually, Hrm. Inuyasha might get half sucked in… that would kill him. But what if I- nah, he’ll lose his hand. Oh, I’m sure it’ll be fine. Let’s try it!”
And he actually goes to open his Wind Tunnel, and Kagome, Sango, and Shippo are booking it, and Inuyasha’s life is flashing before his eyes as he realizes that this is actually a very bad idea.
Miroku: “Don’t worry! I probably won’t suck you in.”
Inuyasha: “Miroku. MIROKU DON’T YOU DO IT WE’LL THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE! MIROKU STOOOOOOOP!”
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cassberry · 2 years
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Pix roasting Oli's chest organisation has me in tears
I think I have a new favourite bit of the season
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alexbkrieger13 · 11 days
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flipomatic · 1 year
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liamobrienlove · 1 year
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And that’s the last thing Marisha ever says....
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