If you gay you guy but if your not gay your not gay but if you act gay your not gay but if you don't act gay your gay so if your gay your gay but if your not gay your not gay but if you say your not gay defensively then your gay but if you gay you gay for gays.
The fact that I was able to understand that really proves that I have adhd
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(from 'sixxuncensored' on tiktok)
i didn't realise my spirit had left my body to possess this person so they could create this post that's crazy
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THE SPIDER-WOMAN && THE SHROUD .
(** Fair warning, this is a bit of a long post due to pictures**) To start off, the way they first encounter each other is just so perfect ⸺ Max just flat out VULCAN NERVE PINCHES her while she's at her receptionist job. And the fact it works. It's Spider-Woman's weakness and that's simply just hilarious to me.
Then after meeting each other properly ( he breaks into her house while she's in the shower ), he stays the night on her couch. In the morning, she wakes up to find him cooking her some breakfast. . . 🥺🥺
❝ Ms. Drew ❞ just tickles me coming from him idc.
I Love The Way They FLIRT.
❝ If you're embarrassed to hold hands ⸺ ❞ actually teasing her rn. Can't believe he took her hand after using it to blast someone please.
AND IT !! WORKS !!! This is what she's thinking in that moment.
No comment really this is cute af ❤️
Read this as you will :))) U ask me, it's because he would Blush A Lil. Also I just. . . ❝ Mr. Shroud ❞ ❝ Ms. Spider ❞ 😌🖤
Literally INSISTS on taking her out for steak and wine !!! Could have suggested anything else but that's the first dinner he thinks of. ( truly tragic they didn't draw them out to dinner and there's a time skip instead 😔 ).
While they are waiting for their targets, he listens to her and tries to Ease Her Woes for over an hour. . .
❝ See you in the dark, babe. ❞ GIGGLING !!! Needs someone just as melodramatic as her.
One of those SHIELD agents, for the record, is Jerry LOL.
I MEAN COME ON.
A long time later, when Jessica basically fkin dies, she requests Magnus wipes the memories of those who knew her. They all remember her in some form, though vaguely, distantly. . . But Max just KNOWS. . .
:') 🥹
Look, I gotta include the bit below bc I love the way he gd throws himself off the roof without second thought because he sensed her ghost.
❝ anyway she was gone by the time the lovesick fool saved himself ⸺ ❞
I mean ⸺
After a hellish battle with Morgan Le Fay, he and the rest of the present Avengers are able to help save Jessica Drew's life. And there he is. . . Holding Her Hand. . .
Below is unfortunately the last time they are seen together for a looong time ( fkin 1984 to 2023 !! 😭 ). And it's just so damn adorable.
Her powers are gone at this time, they start to come back at a later date. Yet still such confidence in her !! Love him !!
Dr. Strange is watching this whole thing from afar, and the comment he makes about them, I ⸺
ME TF TOO STEPHEN !!!
The most recent time they've been together was pretty Bare Bones flirtation wise :(((( given the Dire Situation™️.
But we do have this. . .
It's just so soft. . .
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@freedfromthedark sent: Riku is getting picked up .
There he was , minding his own business when all of a sudden the ground was FAR from his feet . The silverette pouted [ [ s l i g h t l y ] ] and narrowed his eyes as he was scooped off the ground like some cat and held in the air . He gave it exactly five seconds before he looked at Terra after processing what exactly had just happened .
" . . . Hey to you too . "
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Shinobu: "my work is my life". To start our Nezuko & Shinobu thread~!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Whenever Shinobu spoke like that, the young Demoness couldn't help but get excited! The ethereal butterfly was constantly teaching her new things, whether it be something she read in a book, or wise words of advice. They had a very amicable relationship despite the burning rage the Insect Hashira held toward Demons. The only time Nezuko properly felt threatened was the foreboding smile Shinobu would give her when she was scratching up the wooden tables or stealing her goldfish bowl without permission. In her defense, Zenitsu was to blame for pointing its existence out to her.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀It wasn't only that the shorter female was smart, she had such a passion for chemistry, always showing the girls what herbs to grind and coming up with new ways to weaponize wisteria. What was lacked in strength was made up for by resourcefulness; Nezuko respected her greatly for being both small and scary all at the same time.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀There appeared to be something specific and deliberate about her words this time. Did the grinning butterfly want to talk to her? Not that she didn't love company, but due to her piqued curiosity, she was caught up in suspense as to what she had to say. With a hum and a head tilt, she prepared to listen.
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🤭☹😱💀😭🏳️🌈
(this is a reference to a fanfic I read with my friend last night)(this was sooza's reaction to seeing gay people)
🫵🏻🏳️🌈❓️
😱🏳️🌈❗️
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@danversiism texted: ( sms ) please ask your princess to stop asking me if he's a top. // unprompted !
Jessica simply blinks at the message, unsure whether she was more bemused or amused. To BE or A, that is the question.
[ ✉ ⤷ carebear ✨ : ] done
[ ✉ ⤷ carebear ✨ : ] give me two minutes
❝ Hey baaaaaabe ? ❞ She calls into the void of the apartment, hearing movement downstairs and deciding to head toward it. Finding @mastcrmarksman, Jess greets him with a head tilt and a raise of her phone. ❝ Ya wanna explain to me why you're trying to get my bestie to guess your sexual. . . uh, PROCLIVITIES ? ❞ A smile breaks across her lips. ❝ Because, pfft, you think she doesn't already know the answer ? PRINCESS ? ❞ She giggles, waving the phone slightly side to side for emphasis.
❝ It's not fair polling her, stop harassing the poor woman. She's heard enough from me, trust me. ❞ Jessica tosses her phone to her boyfriend. ❝ Text her right now and APOLOGISE ⸺ yes, I'm serious. ❞
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