“I could fix him”
“I could fix him” good for you I guess. I could be the only thing he’s truly afraid of: Relena
I could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier: Hilde
“I could fix him” “I could make him worse” I could paint his fingernails black: Cathy
“I could fix him” I could break him. I could snap that fucker in half: Dorothy
“I could fix him” whatever. I could beat his ass: Meilan
“I could fix him” why?? I just want to stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next: Noin
I wouldn’t fix him I’d put him in a small cardboard box and shake it very very hard: Sally
I couldn’t fix him but I think I could top him: Une
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GW Characters - First Impressions
It’s this blog’s 4th birthday! 🎉
What does that mean? …Well, nothing really lol
Anyway let’s do this~ My possible first impressions of some GW characters!
Format:
What I Had Expected: what I thought the character would be
What I Got: what they actually are
Character Rating: completely subjective scale on how much I like the character
Heero
What I Had Expected: Protagonist with an inexplicable wardrobe who probably had Feelings™ once before Tragedy Struck
What I Got: what the fuck is his body even made of and why do his death threats start to sound cute after awhile? Also, I didn’t sign up for dead puppies but then again neither did Heero so I guess we’re both wrecked
Character Rating: 4/5, docked a point because he wasted a perfectly good pineapple
Relena
What I Had Expected: Naive Good Girl teaches the Protagonist the meaning of love and life
What I Got: Barbie Princess who will rule the world with pacifism and has questionable taste in men so we always know she’s only human
Character Rating: 10/5, best character development in the series and also Gotta Love Pink
Duo
What I Had Expected: fun, lovable character that will teach Heero the Power of Friendship and will die horribly mid-series
What I Got: fun, lovable character that teaches Heero the Power of Friendship who Survives™ at the heavy cost of being bashed (physically or verbally) by pretty much every other major character
Character Rating: 100/5, I hope he gets the appreciation he deserves and a very long, very nice vacation
Trowa
What I Had Expected: the Quiet One whose every utterance has deep meaning
What I Got: Clown animal whisperer who has a lot of skills that are in no way related to his background of mercenary work. Also, he’s the iconic disaster gay because he’s Extra and yet has perpetual RBF
Character Rating: I don’t remember and neither does Trowa
Quatre
What I Had Expected: the sweet character that goes through some Dark Stuff, mentally breaks down and then commits war crimes
What I Got: well well well, what do you know...
Character Rating: 5/5 for effort, but 4/5 for the Zero System effort
Wufei
What I Had Expected: chill but still practically a stereotype that drops valuable life advice when the Protagonist needs it
What I Got: zero chill hyena-terrorizer with a dash of misogyny so that I can never relax when he’s on-screen whose sole profession seems to either be trying (and failing) to kill Treize or passive-aggressively calling his allies stupid
Character Rating: 3/5, would have been better if he’d gotten his ass kicked by at least one of the women. if he were real we would be frenemies
Treize
What I Had Expected: narcissistic asshole master strategist whose goal is either Power or Chaos
What I Got: almost all of that except his goal was Peace and I spit up blood just thinking about how far his head was shoved up his ass
Character Rating: 1/5, was just happy he died tbh
Zechs
What I Had Expected: conflicted anti-hero who started as a villain in the beginning but eventually joins the protagonist’s side
What I Got: the exact opposite of that holy shit
Character Rating: 2/5, I wanted less of him and more of his girlfriend. Noin bb I can treat you better
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ghost whisperer moments i think about a lot
“my name is melinda gordon. i’m married. i live in a small town. i own an antique shop. i might be just like you. except ever since i was a little girl i knew i could talk to the dead. earthbound spirits, my grandmother called them. they’re stuck here because they have unfinished business with the living and need my help. in order to tell you my story, i have to tell you theirs.”
the tunnel obsession of s4
“i don’t mean to pry, but... (she pries)”
rick payne being a SHOUTY MAN
jim carrying aiden weirdly every time
the andrea plot twist
“I’LL TEAR HIS HEAD OFF!!!!”
delia getting really really really angry about ghosts
jim THROWING gabriel off the porch
melinda stalking people after they refuse her help
the way the camera cuts away from melinda when she’s talking to a ghost and it shows her talking by herself
“have you heard of the midnight circle??”
melinda breaking and entering on several occasions
andrea having a brand new hobby every episode and also being the best at said hobby
when melinda called delia at 4am and delia said “why are you doing this to me?”
i am traumatised from the plane crash episodes i swear-
melinda hitting her head on rocks all the time
the restraining order
the random rock music in the background
when melinda thought it was jim’s ghost who threw a fork at her
THAT STUPID SONG IN THE RECAP OF EVERY EPISODE IN THE JIM/SAM STORYLINE WHY WAS IT ONLY THAT ONE SONG I CAN NEVER FORGET IT NOW
melinda yelling “STOP IT!!!” in public
when rick disappeared forever???????
the falling cars vision
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