losing it bc this is exactly the kind of face she would be making for 80% of the game. stop forcing her to smile!!!!
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oh man i CANNOT get enough of closed-off shut-down loners finally—finally—allowing themselves to break down and become all soft and gooey and needy and whiney when getting lovingly railed into next week by the very person they've been locking horns with
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i really hate how the fandom’s excuse for jayfeather’s shitty behavior (and outright medical malpractice in certain cases. looking at the time he refused to help squilf in labour bc he couldnt be bothered and later blamed her for how bad it was) is “well the clan was ableist to him growing up, so fuck them!” ok how does that excuse him screaming at and berating the cats that didnt do any of that. or the babies.
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Hassian from palia! ready to obsess over this grump fr
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before watching delicious in dungeon I thought Chilchucks name was just Chuck and everyone just called him Chill Chuck because they thought he was really chill. He is in fact not chill
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Anyone who says Diluc is mean is just incorrect he is the nicest dude ever he's just plagued by the horrors and is also an introvert
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Fanon Neil: Oh, Andrew, come save me 👉👈 I'm so weak 🥺 don't be mean to me 😭 I'm so soft and uwu ☺️
Canon Neil: I didn't put leash on you. You put the least on yourself when you told me to stay no matter what. Don't be mad at me just because I was smart enough to pick up the other end of it.
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Thinking about Murderbot and ART again and how Murderbot is so adamant that ART is not its friend and that they can't be friends and okay fine it'll tell the stupid space ship about its traumatic past but only because it keeps pestering it! And alright, maybe ART can help Murderbot and do a little surgery on it and assist with uncovering the Dark Secrets™ of Murderbot's past but it's and asshole and NOT Murderbot's friend!!!
And then when Murderbot mentions ART to its clients on RaviHyral it just immediately goes for the word "friend"??? And I understand that it couldn't exactly say "there's this giant research transport AI in my feed that helps me pretend to be a human" but like. Murderbot, darling, you could have used anything. You're cosplaying as pretending to be a professional human security consultant, you could have said something like "associate" or "assistant" or whatEVER but "friend" just rolled right off the tongue there, didn't it?
Bonus from Network Effect:
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No but why if your Octavio both the hottest version and most unhinged malewife
He’s just- a little bit of everything you could ever want in a dramatically large octo who totally didn’t use the same ass battle tactics for the last 3 fuckin games and is still shocked he lost every time MDHGFDHUDJDJDJ
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What if Jack was actually a good guy and Ed just outgrew him?
Yeah, well, what if he wasn’t? Lot more evidence for that.
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