“The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered at All!”

Nanny Ogg terrorising the neighbourhood with her bath and song session

Got blank nesting/matryoshka dolls for Christmas and decided to Pratchett them! Then Granny Weatherwax looked weird without a hat, so I had to make that too 😆

Granny Weatherwax / Nanny Ogg & Greebo / Tiffany Aching / Nac Mac Feegle / Horace the Cheese

i think one of my favourite discworld gags is Greebo, who gets several books worth of description as an incredibly ugly cat by human standards but who seems to have an incredible amount of children and be irresistible to female cats.

and then he gets turned into a human and is described as the most swashbuckling, roguish looking motherfucker to ever walk the face of the disc and it's like "ahh i see"

It was only on the subject of Greebo that Nanny's otherwise keen sense of reality found itself all twisted. To Nanny Ogg he was merely a larger version of the little fluffy kitten he had once been. To everyone else he was a scarred ball of inventive malignancy.

Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

I believe Greebo would not only survive Castle Dracula, but would come out slightly fatter.

If Dracula goes batform at any point while Greebo is in the Castle he is in trouble.

Are we including Greebo in his human aspect? I think Dracula would immediately try to beat him to death and then be very put out by coming away with a handful of fur.

I keep saying horniness doesn't matter, but Greebo is an actual sexual predator with the self confidence of, well, a cat. He would actively pursue the Girlies. He might even catch one.

Between Greebo and @cattuladaily Dracula is going to be instituting a strict "no pets" policy - or at least no cats.

Round 4 Group 3

Greebo (Discworld) vs Findus (Pettson and Findus)

I love Maskerade by Terry Pratchett with all my heart. I’m a Phantom of the Opera fan, and a musical fan in general, and then you got Agnes Nitt who is such a wonderful character and like.. UGH SO GOOD. I always read an Agnes Nitt book when I’m feeling low.

‘Poke him with a broom-handle,’ suggested Granny. ‘No,’ said Nanny. ‘With someone like Greebo you have to use a little bit of kindness.’ Granny closed her eyes and waved a hand. There was a yowl from under the kitchen’s dresser and a sound of frantic scrabbling. Then, his claws scoring tracks in the floor, Greebo came out backwards, fighting all the way. ‘Mind you, a lot of cruelty does the trick as well,’ Nanny conceded.

-- Terry Pratchett - Maskerade

Here it goes, my first post.

Parody of Theophile Steinlen's 1896 poster for Le Chat Noir, featuring Greebo.

Painted up my Greebo Games Bampires models over the last two months. Used as my Blood Bowl Vampire team, the Sylvania Skeeters.

Nanny Ogg and her precious little kitty cat, Greebo. He probably just got done terrorising a wolf pack or something

Nanny Ogg & Greebo :)

Nanny Ogg and Greebo :3

Inktober Prompt 21: Bad Dog & Prompt 22: Heist

[Greebo.]

Verence had never seen an animal with so much built-in villainy. He didn't resist as it waddled across the floor and tried to rub itself against his legs, purring like a waterfall.

"Well, well," said the king, vaguely. He reached down and made an effort to scratch it behind the two ragged bits on top of its head. It was a relief to find someone else besides another ghost who could see him, and Greebo, he couldn't help feeling, was a distinctly unusual cat. Most of the castle cats were either pampered pets or flat-eared kitchen and stable habitues who generally resembled the very rodents they lived on. This cat, on the other hand, was its own animal. All cats give that impression, of course, but instead of the mindless animal self-absorption that passes for sacred wisdom in the creatures, Greebo radiated genuine intelligence. He also radiated a smell that would have knocked over a wall and caused sinus trouble in a dead fox.

Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters