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#gotta tell her I’ll be a fourth year student and would rent the place until 2024 (won’t have to find another tenant anytime soon)
southislandwren · 2 years
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No pets *shows picture of King Alphonse* okay I’ll make an exception because he looks very polite
#manifesting it for tomorrow. baby boy we have got to get out of the dorms#I took pictures of his cage with a ruler so she’ll know how big it is and I’ll be like.#his cage is small with heating pads (no chance of fire) theres no way he could escape or make a mess#I’ve had him for 8 years and he’s never made a sound or smelled bad. he’s 7 inches long (shorter than my dick)#well maybe I won’t say that last part. but like overall Al is such a nonassuming pet#she wouldn’t even know if I moved him in tbh but I have an honor system so I’m disclosing him#he’s so much less messy than a dog or cat or a fish tank#he’s also an ESA so technically she can’t deny me housing because of him :/#anyway I’m very excited. I have two people willing to co-sign me. credit score of 679 or something like that idk I gotta check again#my hobbies are video games and stargazing and drawing and roller skating (no partying or loud friends coming over)#not to brag but I am possibly the best college tenant this apartment will ever have#also in the pic why is my knuckle so dark. bruh#there’s no way it’s still the scars from when I would chew on my hand?? that was like 4 years ago#I gotta make sure to ask about how courtesy hours are enforced/how I’d talk to a neighbor about noise#gotta reinforce I’m not planning on complaining but I’m leaving the dorms because of noise and looking for a quiet environment#gotta tell her I’ll be a fourth year student and would rent the place until 2024 (won’t have to find another tenant anytime soon)#if she needs a character reference maybe I’ll call Mike lmao#be like hey Mike can you tell this kind lady about how I don’t do anything ever and didn’t speak more than 8 sentences my first day?#ALSO I was prowling the [redacted] site and they have a job posting up for QA second shift position bitch that is MY JOB!!!!!!#literally all I want is a second shift QA lab tech job at [redacted]!!!!!!!#I really hope it’s still there when I graduate I’ll be less happy as an operator :(((#anyway today was good. boss said I was a rising star :) yes sir I am very good at ice cream I’ve said this since the beginning#my pets#diary post#okay goodnight. it’s only 10 so I’ll probably lie in bed awake for another two hours but horizontal is better than nothing
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we summoned... a pizza delivery guy
Datura looked wistfully at the (rather cute) behind of their new demon friend as he followed after Prometheus and Pollux. The shapeshifting, gender fluid was definitely attractive -- both as a man and a woman. Her musings on what other forms the demon could take were cut short by Grisha's irritating voice. 
"Well, you heard Prom, we have to clean this mess up," Grisha called out to Datura, fixing her with an expectant look. The kind of look that screamed 'I'm in charge, so you do it.' The look that drove Datura crazy. 
Forcing a sickeningly sweet smile upon her face, Datura turned her full attention to the weak warlock. Time to try and feed his ego just enough to distract him. She let out a breathy laugh. 
"Oh, Grish, I would love to stay and help clean all this up, but I can't," she pretended to pout, already gathering her candles into a box. "Besides, since you're such a better cleaner than I am. I mean, if I tried to clean this up, the humans would grow suspicious -- what with remnants of the pentagram, and I'd probably forget a crystal or two. And since you're so much better than me, you could probably clean this place up real quick with a little spell. So I've gotta run, but you have fun!" 
Grisha was about to protest, but Datura was already well on her way out the door. His magic skills weren't enough to stop her, so short of physically restraining her there was nothing he could do. And honestly, given how drained he was from the summoning, Datura could have taken him. (Well, she maybe could have taken him before the spell too). 
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It'd been a long time since Mormo had stepped foot on Earth. Last time he roamed the world, he was assisting other demons in the development of the Black Plague. To say it'd been a while was an understatement. 
And boy, did he miss it. 
Granted, he expected much more fanfare when he returned. He always expected a large coven of the world's most powerful witches, only true followers of Hectate, to be the ones to summon him back. He was a little disappointed with the sight that befell him when he stepped out of the fire and brimstone. 
Four measly little witches. Still in their twenties. Practically babies compared to the high priestesses he used to surround himself with. Not only that, but they couldn't have even been that powerful. One of them fell to his knees. And not in reverence and admiration to the great demon before him! He was simply that weak of a warlock. 
Mormo was almost offended. 
He rationalized that his restraints in Hell must have grown weakened over the many, many years. Other witches had surely tried to summon him, loosening the chains so-to-speak for the children who had broken the last link. 
At least they were attractive. And much more open about their sexuality. 
"So, thanks for pulling me out of hell and all that," Mormo murmured, sidling up closer to the young female he presumed to be the high priestess. She was the one giving orders back there, anyway. 
He noticed her boyfriend's grip on her hand tightened as he got closer. 
"I don't want to sound ungrateful or anything," he continued, flashing a charming grin at the girl, Prometheus. "But, uh, why exactly did your little coven summon me?" 
Prom smirked back at him. Mormo could see the balance of chaos and genius in her eyes. A dangerous combination, especially in such a young witch. A combination that (excuse the pun) brewed reckless ambition, which always inevitably led to tragedy. Mormo didn't know what she had planned, but he was already excited to see the destruction and downfall that would come with it. 
"We'll discuss that later," she assured him, as the trio entered an apartment. "But first, we need to clarify a few things." 
Mormo raised an eyebrow in question. 
"Your story," Pollux piped up, earning a confused look from the demon. 
"You all summoned me and you don't know my story?" Mormo was definitely offended now. Were these kids even trying to summon him? Or just any old demon? 
"Your fake story to tell the humans," Prom clarified. This earned even more confusion. 
"Until we can use your powers for Prom's plan, we need to keep you with us. Unfortuantely, that means you're going to be staying with us at our apartment. You're also going to have to blend in with the other college students." 
Mormo was starting to regret leaving hell. 
"You're going to need a more... human name? Mormo is nice and all, but it would raise too many questions. Obviously, we're going to tell everyone you're a transfer student, but we need to figure out what your backstory is. Where did you come from? Why move here? What's your major? How do Pol and I know you?" Prom continued off her boyfriend's explanation. 
"Woah, woah, woah. Wait!" Mormo interjected, holding his hands up. "I have to actually go to school? You summoned me out of hell, and now you want me to attend college classes with you? Do you realize how old I am? I've learned everything I need to learn. Sitting at a desk with a bunch of humans while some geezer drones on about physics isn't really my cup of tea." 
"So not a physics major," Pollux replied, a smirk gracing his features. If Mormo didn't find the warlock's sass so hot he probably would have burned him alive. 
"You're also going to need a job," Prom added, a hint of laughter in her voice. "So you can help with the rent." 
"YOU summoned ME and now I have to pay rent?" Mormo shouted incredulously. "I didn't even ask for this!" 
"Quiet down! Our neighbors are humans and don't need to know we summoned a demon," Pollux snapped, his voice reaching a much lower timbre than Mormo thought possible for a man of his physique. Again, really hot. Then again, Prom was also really hot. Maybe it'd just been a while since Mormo had been with someone... 
"Excuse me, but you've ripped me from a comfortable living situation and are now telling me I have to go to school, get a job, and pay rent. I'm allowed to be upset," Mormo insisted, crossing his arms. 
"Comfortable living situation?" Prom asked, raising her eyebrow. She called bullshit. 
"Hells not that bad," Mormo shrugged. "Sure, the whining of the damned can get pretty annoying. And there are more rules about what you can do and who you can eat than you'd think. And you don't get the simple pleasures of Earth to enjoy like alcohol... Okay, fine it wasn't great." 
"So, you should be more grateful to us for pulling you out of there," Prom advised, a joking pout on her lips. Mormo wanted to either smack that pout off or kiss it. He wasn't sure which. 
But he also knew he needed to comply with these witches. As much as he hated it, they had summoned him for a reason. And for some crazy reason, demons had to repay their debts to witches who summoned them out of hell. 
At least this was guaranteed to be fun if the devious look in Prom's eye had anything to say. 
"Fine. I'll go by Ambrose," Mormo conceded. "An old warlock buddy named Ambrose had helped me back in the day securing children for dinner. I kinda got him killed by his wife -- long story. Taking his name is the least I can do." 
"Alright, now we just need to figure out the rest of your story," Prom grinned, that devilish look in her eye again. “You could be a pizza delivery guy.” 
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After summoning a demon, Datura headed straight to the art studio on campus. She had a piece to finish for class, and since Prom had already forced her away, she figured she might as well go finish it. Now it was seven in the morning, and Datura decided she needed some rest before going to class, so she headed back to her apartment. Struggling to carry her box of candles up the stairs and fish her keys out of her purse, Datura almost missed the flash of red hair above her. She almost jumped though at the voice a few steps above her. 
"Do you need help with that, Datura?" 
Datura looked up, smiling graciously at Fiona. She was one of the humans who lived across from her. Datura got along swimmingly with all her neighbors, but she and Fiona had only shared a few conversations in the hallway. Datura knew the redhead had a class with Prom and had shown interest in their little "friend group" (coven), but Datura had tried to keep herself from getting too close to her. Datura was known around campus for her eccentricities. Her "party tricks" were wildly known, and students often found her at social gatherings to get their tarot cards read, palms read, or other such things. To most humans, it was all just a gimmick of a kooky girl. But that's cause no one tried to look closer. Fiona seemed to be the nosy type. And Datura was not going to be the reason was discovered by humans and hunted down, despite what Grisha had accused and warned her of. 
But Datura also really needed some help getting into her apartment.
"Oh, could you just unlock my door for me please?" Datura requested, handing her purse to the other girl. "The keys are somewhere in there." 
Fiona dug through Datura's purse, pushing past the deck of tarot cards, a few crystals, and what appeared to be a small, homemade cloth doll, to find the keys in question. Unlocking the door, Fiona waited as the other girl pushed into the apartment and set the box of candles on the floor. 
"Thanks, Fiona, you're a doll," Datura cooed, taking her keys back and hanging them by the door. 
"Not a problem. What's with all the candles, though?" she smiled innocently enough, curiosity getting the best of her. 
"Oh, nothing," Datura waved it off. "Just had a little get together with some friends. Candles were... for the mood." 
"Prom and Pollux?" Fiona guessed, having seen Datura with the couple in question. There was often a fourth with them, but Fiona hadn't learned his name. He seemed a little cold to other people. 
"Yeah, Prom had us help her summon-" 
Datura nearly screamed at herself. While she was a talkative person, she had never effed up this badly. Almost blatantly admitting to the activities of the coven? Datura had never been so reckless. But she hadn't gotten much sleep the night before, working on an art piece for a class, and then Prom had forced them all out of bed at an ungodly hour, and now she just wanted nothing more than to curl up in her bed and snooze before her first class. 
"A pizza delivery guy," she finished, cringing internally at her cover. 
"You summoned a pizza delivery guy?" Fiona asked, skepticism written all over her. 
"Yeah," Datura nodded. "Prom called us over to hang out. And then she wanted pizza. So we summoned some by calling the store and ordering some pizzas." 
Fiona nodded, still clearly not believing a word Datura was saying. Anyone else, and Datura may have been able to get away with this. She was just "quirky" enough in people's eyes to get away with saying she "summoned" a pizza delivery guy when she meant she ordered pizza. But Fiona was nosy and suspicious of Datura, to begin with. So this wasn't going well. 
"Well, I really gotta go take a nap," Datura laughed, offering Fiona a wide smile. "Thanks for the help! Have a great day!" 
And with that, she slammed the door in the nosy human's face, praying to Satan that this wouldn't bite her in the ass later. 
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fandorkofeverything · 5 years
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The Peter Parker Project: A Million Dreams Chapter Two
And, this will now be a series! There will be two more installments, and MAYBE a fourth, depending on how this goes.
/Peter's P.O.V/
"Wait…. You got kicked out of school?" Pietro asked as Jade was setting up a movie.
"And you didn't get in trouble?" Brooklyn added, sitting next to me on the couch.
"Teach me your ways, I could've gotten away with a whole lot more at your age." Megan joked, bringing over the popcorn.
"You're only a year older than me." I stated, facing her and she laughed.
"Yeah, 365 days' worth of insanity!" Megan threw popcorn in my hair and I shook my head.
"Hey! Watch the curls! I love the curls." Brooklyn got the greasy popcorn out of my hair and I blushed slightly. It's not like she's my girlfriend or anything. Nope. Not at all. Not one bit. Noooo. Never.
"Not important, back to the subject on hand," Jade smiled, sitting on the end seat of the couch. "You got kicked out, Parker. And for what?" I sighed and shoo my head.
"I corrected a teacher."
"Oooh, do spill!" Maddison exclaimed; her thick English accent clear as always.
"She had Einstein's Theory of General Relativity problem wrong. I simply corrected her, and she kicked me out of the classroom and the principle sent me home. End of story." I shrugged at that and Jade scoffed.
"There's got to be more than that, Parker." Jade glared and I rolled my eyes.
"My name's Peter." I mumbled, annoyed. Jade and I have never got along. I just don't like how she treats other people. But she doesn't have anyone else, so I tolerate her.
"Hey, how about we start the movie, hmm?" Megan questioned, shaking the remote in her hand. Jade sighed and relaxed on the couch arm.
"Fine."
"Great! Let's get this party started!" Kayleigh stood on the couch, jumped and then plopped down, earning a laugh out of me and Maddie.
Megan started the movie, and we were about halfway through the movie when Kayleigh started to get tired.
"Doesn't Sherlock look like your Dad, Brooklyn?" Megan stated, not taking her eyes off the TV.
"No shit." Brooklyn teased, with a wink.
Nobody really talked until the movie was over, and Kayleigh had fallen asleep.
"She's awful sweet for an eighty-something kid." Jade teased and I rolled my eyes, that joke obviously overused. "I'll take her to bed." Jade picked her up and carried the youngest of our group to her room.
"All of us should go to bed. We have school tomorrow." Wanda stated, taking her brother by the hand.
"Yeah. Great." I rolled my eyes, not wanting to go to the disgrace of a high school.
"Hey, soon you'll be at Seaside! No need to worry!" Megan hugged me, trying to be positive.
Except they don't know about Flash Thompson.
I've always had trouble falling asleep, but it was never like this. It was like I could hear everything in the whole world. I tried covering my ears, but it wasn't helpful. My eleven was now a fifteen. Maybe even a seventeen.
I tried to go to sleep, but it just wasn't happening. my alarm then went off and I groaned, rolling off of my bed and onto the floor.
"Karen, would Mr. Stark be mad at me if I just slept on the floor instead of going to school?"
"I would assume so, Peter. Mr. Stark knows that your schoolwork is very important for your—"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it."
It was like everybody was screaming. I could hear Brooklyn and Mr. Stark from the kitchen.
"But I want tacos!"
"You can't have tacos for breakfast!"
"Well, why not?!"
"Because I said so!"
I could hear Maddie on the phone with her father.
"No, I don't have a boyfriend."
"You know what to say if someone asks you out?"
"My Daddy's a doctor and will fuck you up?"
"Maddison!"
"Sorry Daddy."
I could hear Pietro singing the sonic theme song on the treadmill. Loudly.
"Gotta go fast, gotta go fast! Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster! Moving at speed of sound! Make tracks! Quickest hedgehog around! Got ourselves a situation! Stuck in a new location! Without any explanation! No time for relaxation!"
"SHUT UP PIETRO! IT'S TIME FOR BREAKFEST!"
Wanda's scream made me flinch, as her screaming on top of my elevated senses made it worse.
I know that most of the people were just having a discussion, but it came on like a heard of wildebeests. Accepting my fate, I got dressed and went to the kitchen for breakfast. Oatmeal sounds pretty good right about now.
"Wow. You look like shit." The raven-haired girl pointed out and I rolled my eyes.
"Thanks, Jade. I thought I'd cosplay as you today." I smirked at her facial expression after I said that. just because my senses are elevated doesn't mean I can't be cocky towards her.
"Good one, Pete." Kayleigh put out her hand for a fist-bump and I did so. I have no idea how the blonde can tell where I am without her ability to see, but that will always be a mystery to most.
"Oatmeal Tuesday, right Pete?" Steve asked me and I nodded, my head still pounding like three thousand phrases were placed into my head at the same time.
"I'll be taking you to school today, kid." Natasha told me, giving me my oatmeal and I hummed in response with a nod, letting her know I heard her. I ate my oatmeal quickly and we left.
About ten minutes into the drive, Natasha seemed to finally speak up about my silence.
"You okay, kid?"
"Yeah, just tired." I lied through my teeth and Natasha shook her head.
"No, I know what tired looks like. It's more than that."
"I'm fine. I'll be a whole lot better after I transfer to Seaside."
"Yes, The School Of The Arts. The brats- I mean kids, love it there. Any thoughts on classes?" She asked and I shook my head.
"Depends on how hard their AP classes are. Most of STEM subjects are too easy for me."
"Kid, you have the IQ of 230, just 20 points off of Stark, of course they're too easy for you." I smiled at that. There's not many things I'm good at, but school is one of them.
"Alright, kiddo. Have a good day." Natasha smiled as she dropped me off and I closed the door.
She didn't scream 'have a good day' like Uncle Bucky did, and I'm kind of grateful. I don't think my brain could handle it at this point.
"Have you got the notes for science class?"
"Did Black Widow really drop Peter Parker off at school?"
"Did you study for that chemistry exam?"
"Do you have anything toe eat? I ran late this morning."
"Did you see the new Voltron season yet?"
"I'm going to Germany for spring break and the 'rents said I could bring a friend. Wanna come?"
"Did you hear their making a live-action Lion King movie?"
"Ugh, I'm so sick of school. Correction, I'm sick of waking up in the morning."
"Did you eat last night or this morning?"
"Dude, my moms been on my case all week. If I don't get my grade up, she's gonna hire a tutor."
Every single one of my school's voices came all at once. And all extremely loud. Airplane loud. Breaking news loud. Screaming loud. I placed my hands over my ears, but again, it was useless.
"Yo, Penis Parker!" Flash's voice came in like a freight train and I flinched slightly. "What's your problem? Did I scare you?" He taunted and laid his hand on my back, which I shoved away. "C'mon! I thought you liked touch." He did the same and I backed up and screamed.
"STOP TOUCHING ME!" I lowered to the ground, hands over my ears, closing my eyes tightly and shaking, not caring who saw what. The world became quiet, and I felt eyes on me.
"Hey! Leave him alone!" I recognized MJ's voice as I heard her shoes squeak against the high school flooring, clearly newly bought.
I suddenly found myself shortness of breath and struggled to breathe. MJ noticed this and sat next to me on the ground, but didn't touch me, which I appreciated.
"What's wrong with him?"
"What a loser!"
"Wow, that's a new low, Penis Parker!" I felt my side and face experience pain and then a sound of someone punching another person and a girlish scream.
"DON'T YOU EVER LAY A HAND ON HIM EVER AGAIN, FLASH THOMPSON!" MJ's scream caused me to sink back into the lockers even further, if that was even possible. I heard the running of shoes, and then a new person sitting beside me.
"Okay everyone, get to class! This isn't a talent show!" I recognized Mr. Dell's voice and the sound of people scattering. I liked Mr. Dell. He treated me like a person and not a little kid, like most teachers in this crack house. "Peter. Are you alright?" I shook my head, unable to bring words to life. "Would you like me to call someone? Your Aunt?" I shook my head, she's still out of town.
"Maybe try Mr. Stark." Ned's voice then became known, now knowing who sat beside me.
"Do you have his number?" MJ asked, I felt my phone leave my pocket and I heard the ring.
"Pete, shouldn't you be in school?
"Mr. Stark, this is Julius Dell at Midtown High, I'm here with Peter, Michelle and Ned, and Peter has seemed to have had some sort of a panic attack."
"What happened?"
"I cannot tell you what happened directly, but he seems to be really shaken and won't let anyone touch him."
"I'll be there soon. Tell the kid to hold on."
"Of course, Mr. Stark."
I heard the phone hang up and I begun to shake a bit more violently, I grabbed at my hair and clawed it.
"Pete, let's not do that, okay?" Mr. Dell removed my hands from my head, and I fell to the ground, wrapping my arms around my legs.
"Pete?" MJ's worried voice asked, still sitting beside me.
I held my hands tighter onto my ears, and I then heard the run of footsteps.
"Geez, kid…." Mr. Stark's voice calmed me slightly but didn't stop my attack. "I'll be taking him home."
"I think that's very advisable. I'll let the rest of his teachers know."
"You're not like the other ones are you?" Mr. Stark paused for a moment. "You care for him. I can tell most of the other teachers don't. Not really."
"I care for my students like their human beings. Nothing more, nothing less."
"Everyone should." I felt my body leave the ground, and I assumed that Mr. Stark picked me up.
"Come on, I'll walk you two to your classes." I heard the three leave and Mr. Stark carried me out, and I was strapped in.
"What happened to the kid?" I recognized the voice as Happy's.
"Panic attack, I assume. I'll find out later."
I leaned my head against the window and fell asleep.
When I woke up, I was in my room at Avengers Tower. The lights were dimmed down for my senses, and I found I was wearing soundproof headphones. I looked at my phone and saw that I had thirty messages.
Ten from Ned, three from MJ, five from Brooklyn, from from Pietro, and three from Megan. All of them expressed their worry about me. I looked at the time; 4:45…... On a Thursday….. Did I really sleep for 56 hours? I sighed, got out of my bed and walked out to the main room.
Uncle Bucky was reading a book on the couch, Mr. Stark was looking at something on his database, and Brooklyn was watching a TV show.
"Well, look who's joined the land of the living." Bucky joked and I smiled, giving a small wave. Brooklyn ran up to me and hugged me.
"We. Were. So. Worried. About. You!" She shook me side-to-side during the hug and I just dealt with it.
"Brooklyn, ease off of him, dear." Mr. Star told her, and she released me from her prison- I mean hug. "So, what was that that happened on Tuesday?"
"You know how I told you that my senses are usually an eleven?" I asked and he nodded. "Well….. They were a seventeen on Thursday."
"A seventeen? Why?" Uncle Bucky asked and I shrugged, sitting next to him.
"It happens sometimes. But it's never been this bad. I think that was an anxiety attack, a panic attack and a sensory overload all rolled into one. I couldn't speak, I couldn't breathe….. I was scared." I confessed, and I noticed Bucky motion for the Mr. Stark and Brooklyn to leave. Mr. Stark wasn't happy about it, but he did so anyways.
"Do you know what caused this? What caused you to finally snap?" Uncle Bucky asked and I shook my head.
"Peter. I know when you're lying." I froze at that. Of course. I can't lie to Bucky Barnes. "Come on, tell your favorite Uncle what's bothering you so I can fix it."
"You can't fix this…." I mumbled and walked out of the room and back into my bedroom. There's a lot of things that Bucky can fix. My mental state. Homework. School. And dealing with my parents and Uncle's death…
But he can't fix this.
What Peter experienced is called a Sensory Overload. I've experienced these so many times, and let me tell you, it hurts. It hurts like hell. Luckily Peter has so many people that care about him to help him out though!
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