How many types of apples do you have in your orchard? Do you have Arkansas Black? Cause I have a tree and those things are as hard as a rock

We have all kinds! We use Arkansas Black to chuck at wild @bamsara’s rounding the area

hand has been hurting cause of work so I’m resting it up by not drawing tonight-

More wanting to suck Howdys cock 😋

Like the slut I am

Do y'all listen to Get Hooked by PARANOiD DJ on repeat just so you can hear Val's voice or are you normal?

NOBOOOODY UNDERSTANDS THE ART OF YEARNING AND SLOW BURN MORE THAN U DO A ND I LOVE IT

NOO UUUU 💕🫶

Listen listen listen to me please

My word counts are only getting bigger and bigger bc I realize…

I can only write slow burn bc I can only think of slow burn, I yearn for slow burn 🧎‍♀️

Ahh but hopefully the ridiculous word count of my works doesn’t turn too many people away… but for those who push through…. Thank you 🥹🥹

When it comes to nsfw account, even when ccs states their boundaries, ppl are going to do what they want. Ppl arent going to like nsfw accounts and that's okay. They just going to be in their own little corner in the community, do their own thing, block many ppl and ccs from seeing what they say.

If you are a sfw account, why interact with an account you don't like? They minding their business. Just block them.

Also to add on: I know it doesn't make it right to disregard a ccs boundaries but if the person that chooses to ignore them does everything to block the cc from seeing things they talk about and don't interact with sfw accounts, you just gotta let them be. Block them for your own self.

what font/size do you use when writing a fic or like how do you format it on Google Docs or whatever you use

I always write my fics in EB Garamond (size 12) w/ one inch margins! I also always have a weird title for the doc that makes my google drive very hard to organize and a little bold title in the left corner so future me knows wtf is going on when I open the doc later. and then I also always write my fics w/ html coding (for italics/bold/centered), as you can see in this screenshot!

@royalreef said: Smash or Pass + Miranda.

Give her an excuse to be judgmental

"Well, it's not like I find her unattractive, 'cause she's real pretty to look at, and it's not like I care that I don't trust her, 'cause that's never stopped me before but I'm not dumb. I've noticed that crown on her head, and fuck if I'm gonna play politics. Something tells me I'd be bad for any sorta relations amongst kingdoms-- mostly my intentions to be as much."

I'm safe i'm safe i found out by sharing a poll with him and tumblr doesn't show votes like they do notes and he only saw my pfp. I'm SAFE

vocal stims ❤

guys i. i love vocal stims so much like i can't go two minutes without making a weird little noise

and then ive got the other vocal stims where its just vague things i heard (for example: "eep") and those ones are hard to get rid of but i still love them

(my favorite way to stim other than rubbing my fingers together)

sometimes i meow though which can get annoying

Next week I'm gonna write seven sentences that are the most amazing, the most stupendous, the most destined to leave you on the edge of your seat. And I'm gonna wake up early! And do it first! And then I'll be a success.

If I got Covid again just from making out with those seventeen clowns at the festival this weekend I’m gonna be so pissed

Once again absolutely loving @katefoxart for their poses!

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

it's #オグフェス on twitter and I wrote smth for it!!!!! not strictly for it but the timing was impeccable (as impeccable as me getting to this fic because it's its turn on my backlog and then rushing it in 2 weeks which I don't recommend holy shit sleeping is so much better than writing smut I promise you) so I decided to participate in the olgue hashtag event!!! and since I shared it on my tw and bsky, it goes here too (also I low-key love the graphic I made I think the mood is on point) (thanks gingy and clock for helping me decide which study to use)

🦾 just the two of us 🦁 ~41k words (it's my longest g witch fic yet wtf) (and it's porn!!!!) 🔞 explicit content

read it on ao3 or sqwa!

im horny for ny birth month lol