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undeadgoathead · 3 years

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Bad Things Happen Bingo - Part 3

Intro: This is part 3 of my attempt to do Bad Things Happen Bingo. I'm using these prompts to inspire scenes for my original Urban Fantasy/Supernatural Horror series, The Land of Entrapment. In addition to a few human characters, I also write about fae, demons, angels, witches, and grim reapers. You know, the normal classic archetypes. I suppose I should include a content warning for kidnapping and choking, since this scene is a bit more brutal than the last few chapters I wrote for this challenge. Props again to @badthingshappenbingo for making this possible.

Fandom: Land of Entrapment Series (Original work)

Characters: Toothgrinder, Devilsclaw, Tribulus (mentioned), Lilith (mentioned), Aodhan (mentioned). {All OC's.}

Prompt: Strangling

Summary: Devilsclaw discovers the mythical legend who wears the Grim Reaper's Cloak, an illusive human who calls himself Toothgrinder. Devilsclaw strangles him to keep him from crying out for help.

Several days had passed. Toothgrinder was walking home from the library after a short half-shift. It was noon on a Sunday, so most of the shops were closed in the small town. Toothgrinder was alone. At least, he hoped he was. He felt like someone was watching him. Maybe even following him. He glanced at the reflection in a nearby store window. Sure enough, it was the rocker dude with the golden earrings. The guy who had ambushed him in his own home. What did he call himself? Devilsclaw?

Toothgrinder picked up his pace and walked faster. Devilsclaw sped up as well. Toothgrinder started running. But the other guy caught up to him. He grabbed Toothgrinder and put him in a headlock, pulling him into a dark alleyway.

Toothgrinder fought back, but Devilsclaw was taller and stronger. Toothgrinder strained to breathe with the hand covering his mouth and nose. He reached for The Obsidian Butterfly, but was horrified to find his pocket was empty.

"I remembered that you kept a knife at your right hip, from the last time we met. I already took it and disarmed you. Don't worry. I'll give it back when we're able to trust each other." Devilsclaw whispered in Toothgrinder’s ear as he pocketed the blade.

Toothgrinder grunted, trying to break free. But Devilsclaw kept smothering Toothgrinder's face with his left hand, while his right moved to grip his throat. Toothgrinder had to use all his strength, trying to pry away from Devilsclaw. But he was already subdued.

"If you try to scream or run away, I'll choke you out." Devilsclaw threatened. "Do you understand?"

Toothgrinder already felt his face burning as the bloodflow was constricted. He nodded yes and mumbled. "Mm-hmm." He strained to nod, but it was hard to move with his mouth and neck restricted. He tapped out on Devilsclaw’s forearm,

"Very well. I’ll take my hand off your mouth, as long as you keep quiet. I just want to talk.” True to his word, Devilsclaw released him.

"What do you want from me?" Toothgrinder coughed, massaging his sore face and neck. But before he could even catch his breath, Devilsclaw had pinned him against a brick wall.

"Just answer my questions. Are you really the Toothgrinder?”

"You already know that I am, stalker."

"Did you see the note I left on the nightstand?"

"Yeah, I remember that prison-poetry gibberish."

"No, it was a warning. I know you don't like me, and I don't blame you -"

"You've been watching and following me for... I don't know how long. Weeks? Months? You broke into my house, ambushed me, and now you're attacking me again!" Toothgrinder bristled.

"Shh. Remember what I said about strangling you if you get too loud?"

“Fuck you, creep."

"As I was saying, I understand why you don't trust me. But if you think I'm bad, pray that you never meet my cruel father. Before he banished me from my own kingdom, he tore my soulmate away, and imprisoned me in my own fortress. He's locked me in my chamber, thrown me in the dungeon, and even bound me with demonic chains." He revealed the chain link scars burned into his forearms. "If that's what Tribulus would do to me, his eldest son and only heir, then know he will have no mercy for a human mortal like yourself. Even if you are the fabled Toothgrinder."

Toothgrinder rubbed the scars on his own arms. "I've been tied up with demonic chains too. Shit sucks. Hurts like hell. And don't even get me started on the Scrolls of Silence."

"I see that you have already seen realms beyond the human world. You have faced off against Demons in Hell. Did you really run in with the Devil?"

"Saw him from afar, didn't meet him in person. Don't really want to." Toothgrinder shuddered.

"Is it true that you are acquainted with The Reaper?"

"The Grim Reaper is my Master, and I am his apprentice."

"Aye, you are a formidable human indeed. What about the rumors that a Faerie Witch fell in love with you?"

"Oh, Lilith? I'm never sure where I stand with her."

"Agreed. She is indeed a difficult one to read."

"Besides, I'm seeing someone else now."

"Ah yes, that Aodhan lad. The one who rescued you when I had nabbed you a few days ago.”

"Stay away from him!”

"I am a nature spirit, the very soul of the Moonflower growing outside your window. I can't help but overhear the humans who share my territory. You humans are all very noisy and boisterous, after all. You and I are from different realms. Of course spirits and humans are bound to have some misunderstandings."

"Culture shock. Got it."

#bad things happen bingo #bad things bingo #bad things will happen #bad things are happening #original writing #original work #original character #original series #fiction #my fic #whump fic #captivity whump #whumpee #whump prompt #whump tropes #whumpblr #sorry for the abrupt ending but it was the best I could do

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swimintothesound · 6 years

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Lil Pump Versus The Elderly: A Long and Storied History

Letter From the Editor: The writer of this piece would like to apologize in advance for the abject stupidity contained within the following wall of text. If you’re brave enough to subject yourself to the mania that’s about to unfold, then you have my admiration, gratitude, respect, and appreciation. Thank you for understanding, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Pumpology 101: The Mystifying Origins of Gazzy Garcia

Lil Pump is a dreadlocked 17-year old rapper from Florida who first began making waves in late 2016 when his song “D Rose” became an unexpected viral hit. Over the span of a few short months, the wrist-obsessed track had garnered millions of plays on Soundcloud and over one hundred million curious YouTube clicks. By the end of 2017, Lil Pump (whose real name is Gazzy Garcia) had established himself as a mainstream success when his song “Gucci Gang” peaked at #3 on the Billboard charts. Spawning from his self-titled debut, the alliterative hit quickly became the focal point of a heated debate on the declining state of rap music rap music, the ongoing idocratization of popular culture, and the bare minimum required to pass for lyricism in the year of our Lord 2017.

Expertly covered by both Rolling Stone and The New York Times, Mr. Pump has become a figure at the forefront of the budding “Soundcloud Rap” movement. This subgenre is a spin-off of Trap that’s focused on crafting a particular brand of blown-out, vapid, and repetitive hip-hop that, while lyrically substanceless, still manages to be catchy, memorable, and (most importantly) energetic. It’s hype-up music that’s been distilled so many times that words practically don’t matter.

I’ve already discussed my conflicted feelings on the genre back in August, and while some members of this scene are still objectively-horrific human beings, I’m willing to admit that I’ve come around to Lil Pump thanks to the catchiness of the aforementioned “Gucci Gang.” While the man himself should never be looked up to as an idol, Garcia is still making exciting creations within a field that I’m morbidly fascinated by.

The Lyrics (or Lack Thereof)

Like most rappers, Pump’s songs typically center around the same award-winning trifecta of drugs, money, and women. What makes “Gucci Gang” unique is the fact that it ticks all these boxes while also managing to be accessible to a mainstream audience. Soundcloud Rap’s previous biggest success came in the form of “Look At Me!,” a song whose lyrics are probably just a touch too edgy for mainstream audiences.

Meanwhile “Gucci Gang” has just the right mix of garish colors and catchy lyrics, both of which are accompanied by a distinct feeling of “newness” that helped it stand out from the crowd. Additionally, the song’s bouncy three-syllable chorus proved perfectly memeable, ripe for parody, and endlessly reworkable, all of which led to a song that hit, and lingered in the cultural consciousness for longer than anyone ever expected. Possibly even a reflection of our society at large, “Gucci Gang” is an undeniable success no matter how you cut it.

Outside of the song itself, Lilliam Pumpernickel has also gained fans through numerous extra-musical antics including second-floor balcony jumps, a love for iCarly’s Miranda Cosgrove, and a running joke that he’s a Harvard Graduate. Essentially, he’s not afraid to be a meme, and that lack of fear makes him even stronger. Complete with his own catchphrase, there are many reasons to be entertained by Lil Pump, and all of these elements combined help explain his meteoric rise to success.

The Emergence of an Astronomical Happening

Though my numerous listens to “Gucci Gang,” I began to approach the song the same way that many others did: first with curiosity, then ironic enjoyment, then genuine adoration. I can’t stress enough that the lyrics are nothing to write home about, however one stanza in particular stands out amongst the rest like a bright, shining star:

My lean cost more than your rent, ooh (it do)

Your momma still live in a tent, yuh (brr)

Still slangin' dope in the 'jects, huh? (yeah)

Me and my grandma take meds, ooh (huh?)

These bars initially seemed like a single metaphysical barb amongst a sea of relatively-straightforward brags and boasts, so I explained them away as a one-off lyric with no deeper significance. Unbeknownst to me at the time, this line was just the tip of the iceberg.

By the time December had rolled around, “Gucci Gang” had won the honor(?) of being recognized not once, but twice in Swim Into The Sound’s 2017 Un-Awards. While part of a largely-negative post, I shined a relatively-positive light on “Gucci Gang” as my second-biggest “WTF” moment of the year (second only to Bhad Bhabie) in which I found myself surprisingly endeared to both equally-trashy artists. Later on in the proceedings, I cited the lyrics above specifically as the single “Weirdest Flex” of 2017 (barely edging out a Drake lyric about napping).

In researching the Pump-penned lines for that write-up I found myself jumping between various Genius pages and in doing so, I quickly began to uncover a conspiracy deep as the Carly Rae Jepsen Cinematic Universe: Lil Pump has an unshakable fixation with the elderly.

The Quest For A Universal Truth

It’s no secret that artists tend to use the same concepts, thoughts, and ideas over and over again throughout their work. Usually in hip-hop, these recurring topics (like drugs, money, and women for instance) are framed by using twists on conventional language that are given new meanings within the scene’s culture. From “bricks” to “bands” to “bitches” every possible theme has dozens of different synonyms that can be switched out interchangeably to keep the rhyme fresh and the topic from going stale.

However, slang goes in and out of popular vernacular like the tides of the ocean, and Monsieur Pump is not above these familiar tropes. While drugs, money, and women remain the primary topics around which Pump waves his tales, he, on more than one occasion, has used his grandma, or the grandmother of the listener as a reference point for these interests.

Of course he likes lean, and naturally, he talks about it, but what makes Pump unique is his ability to relate that commonplace idea to the elderly in a hilarious and unexpected way. He’s using age as a barometer by which to measure his own life; the elderly representing an extreme through which he can cover these well-trodden topics.

It’s quite the signature flair for a 17-year-old to brandish, but perhaps through these lines he’s revealing his own obsession with death and mortality. Maybe these grandparent-based lyrics are allowing us a brief peek into the inner machinations of Lil Pump’s mind and we are learning what troubles him on a deep, cosmic, existential level. The philosophical reaper that keeps him up at night. These lines act as an illumination of the human experience as told through the grounded eyes of one man who yells “ESKETIT” like it’s his Pokemon name. What follows is a comprehensive list of every time Little Pump has rapped about senior citizens. You are welcome.

Exhibit #1 - “Gucci Gang”

My lean cost more than your rent, ooh (it do)

Your momma still live in a tent, yuh (brr)

Still slangin' dope in the 'jects, huh? (yeah)

Me and my grandma take meds, ooh (huh?)

For the sake of completeness, we’ll begin with lyrics that started it all. The quote above comprises exactly 25% of the sole verse found on Lil Pump’s breakout hit “Gucci Gang.” In it we find Pump surveying his surroundings, living situation, and pattern of systematic drug use over a bassy beat and twinkling piano line.

First, we get the worrying comparison between the upkeep of his own opiate addiction to monthly rent, then the (uncalled for) implication that the listener’s mother is homeless, and the final cherry on top: the fact that Pump spends quality time popping pills with his grandmother. While the specifics remain vague here, it’s implied that he’s taking drugs recreationally while she is taking them for health reasons.

This being one of Pump’s numerous references to the elderly, the topic’s pervasiveness now leads me to believe that this is both a genuine lyric, as well as a thinly-veiled cry for help. As distressing as the lyric may be, at least he’s spending some quality time with his elders before they pass. Even if it’s a drug-fueled haze, I hope that both parties treasure their remaining time together and cherish each other's company.

Exhibit #2 - “Fiji”

I got Fiji on my neck

I got Gucci on my chest

And my grandma sippin' Tech

Off a Xan like Ron Artes

In this one-off Lil Pump loosie, Young Gazzy uses the artesian water brand as a descriptor for both his jewelry and his sex life. Following a similar structure as “Gucci Gang,” this track features a brief intro, and one verse sandwiched between two short choruses. Clocking in at a mere 88-seconds, “Fiji” is a striking minimalist creation that embraces reductionism and revels in ambiguity.

Within the world of hip-hop, “Water” can actually mean many things. From sex to swagger, the use of ‘water’ in-song is generally something you have to pick up from context clues, and this track is no different. In “Fiji” Pump walks a beautifully-ambiguous line between these typical definitions of earthly possessions and literal water, turning the brand’s name into a primal chant of “I pour Fiji on her neck.”

After a brief water-laced refrain, Pump proceeds into the meat of the song: a 45-word verse that discusses his public persona and ticks all of the seemingly-mandatory drug-based name-drops. He has jewelry on his neck, a Gucci logo tattooed on his chest, and most importantly the incongruous mention of his grandmother casually enjoying some hitech (aka Lean).

Perhaps elaborating on the lines of “Gucci Gang,” this lyric implies that maybe he and his grandmother both enjoy drugs on the same recreational level. Later on in the song he continues:

Slice your auntie in the neck

Lil Pump disrespect

Run up on you with that 40

Grab your grandma by the neck

After the verses earlier drug revelry, Pump seems to “set his sights” on the listener, attacking us via multiple familial ties. In a single moment of clarity he utters “Lil Pump disrespect” as if he knows what he’s doing is morally reprehensible, but remains out of his control. A haunting sentiment to say the least.

His hunger is insatiable, and your grandmother is his target. Violence is the only thing he understands, and your grandmother is the only thing he can grasp onto, both physically and metaphorically. And then, just as suddenly as the attack unfolded, the song fades into nothing, leaving the listener in the bloody aftermath.

Exhibit #3 - “Smoke My Dope”

Whippin' up dope in the trap spot (what)

Sellin' cocaine to your grandma (yuh)

Whippin' up dope in the trap spot (yuh, yuh)

Sellin' cocaine to your grandma (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)

In this early-album cut Lil Pump and fellow Florida rapper SmokePurpp trade verses for a compact and chaotic 2-minutes. In Garcia’s second verse he exerts himself enough to present one specific instance of creating and selling drugs over a series of escalating “yuh’s.”

In this simplistic portrayal of Pump’s supply chain, he gives his process away to the listener:

Whip up an indeterminate amount of “dope” within the “trap”

Proceed to sell that cocaine to the listener’s grandmother

Perhaps connected to the seemingly-uncalled-for violence depicted on “Fiji,” these lines seem to explain how Pump has obtained his wealth. I imagine that the elderly are comparatively easy-going when it comes to the purchase and intake of drugs, so it’s presumably easy money for Pump and a decent enough business model. Backed up by voracious twitter claims that echo the song’s lyrics, Pump has given us no reason to doubt him or his business acumen when it comes to selling the white stuff to the Greatest Generation.

Exhibit #4 - “Had”

My loud pack smell like fish tank

My backwoods filled with dumb stank

I can't fuck with you, cause I know all you ni**as stains

My grandma selling loud pack and she selling cocaine

She run up on your block and she'll shoot you in the fuckin' brain

With “Had” it seems that there’s a new wrinkle to Pump’s drug operation as it’s revealed that he’s running a family business by employing his grandmother as a key player.

Depicting his bubbe as savage and violent as himself, this example could possibly explain Pump’s own outwardly-destructive actions as a learned behavior. In portraying a systematic issue within our society, this line directly tackles how family can fail us, or lead us to repeat the same mistakes as those that came before us. It’s a tortured and agonized call for help as Pump removes himself enough to realize the trauma that he has indirectly absorbed and the conditions that he has had no choice but to grow up in.

This all said, it’s still nice that people like Pump’s grandmother can find purpose in the fast-paced working world and be driven by the fulfillment of a hard days work. The fact that she’s willing to kill on top of the drug dealing means that she’s committed to the cause, and is likely quite experienced, even in her old age. At the very least, Pump must come from good genes!

Exhibit #5 - “At The Door”

I got junkies at the door

I could serve you 2 for 4

I could serve you couple Xans

I could feed your bitch some coke

Yeah my Uzi automatic

Make your grandma do a backflip

On this mid-album cut, we see yet another allusion to the violence that Pump has inflicted upon the listener’s grandmother specifically. Perhaps wielded by Pump himself, or maybe even his grandmother (as we saw in “Had), it appears as if the drug dealing illustrated on “Smoke my Dope” has gone sideways for one reason or another, and Pump has been forced to resort to violence.

This line is actually one of the multiple familial references within this verse, the others being father, daughter, and aunt, so while this reference fits squarely in the bounds of the topic at hand, there’s no getting around the persistently-elderly angle that Pump takes.

This is yet another line later echoed in a Tweet by Pump, either lending further credence to his unfeeling savagery, or (perhaps) his commitment to our society’s collective physical fitness by inspiring the elderly to do advanced-level gymnastics.

In Conclusion

None of this was good. While Pump’s initial references to the elderly seemed to be a twisted form of mutual enjoyment, things quickly devolved into selling drugs, and eventually inflicting violence directly on the listener's grandmother.

This analysis is absolute stupidity, but I find it too amusing that a 17-year-old who has so few songs officially released has referenced the elderly half a dozen times throughout the history of his recorded work. The way I see it, there are a few explanations for this lyrical ouroboros:

It’s a creative crutch.

Lil Pump has that little to say that he keeps defaulting to “grandma.”

Deep-seated familial trauma in his own past that Pump may or may not be cognizant of.

Pump thinks that the savagery of his grandma implies, dictates, and directly translates to his own.

By “attacking” the listener and showing disregard for their loved ones, his devil-may-care attitude is preemptively deflecting any criticism they may have of Pump or his music.

Lil Pump truly does fear the uncertainty of death and projects that concern through the multiple references to the elderly in his music.

It very well could be all or any combination of all of these, but in any case, I feel it’s safe to say that this qualifies as an unhealthy fixation. Whether it’s a profound fear of death, a thinly-veiled attempt to address his own mortality, or irreconcilable childhood trauma, I genuinely hope that Gazzy Garcia can get the help he needs to get over this mental block.

He’s still got many years ahead of him, and a full life to live. If he wants to make it to the status of “Grandpa Pump” he’ll have to overcome this irrational fear and tackle his issues head-on, or else they will continue to emerge in unhealthy ways.

Here’s to you Mr. Pump, I hope you get the help you need and deserve.

I’m sorry for writing this.

#Lil Pump #elderly #long-form stupidity #real journalism #soundcloud rap #hip-hop #Grandma

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pensola · 7 years

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DAY 6: DOMESTIC

Saga loves hiking in the mountains, and traveling in general.

Kim calls Saga “mamsen”, while she calls Ragnhild “mamma”.

Saga’s biggest weakness in photography is portraits. She is used to take pictures on-the-go and without warning. Having to direct people and find the right position and lighting feels awkward for her.

There are not many pictures of Saga and Kim together from when Kim was a child, because Kim got the habit of refusing to be photographed unless Saga was behind the camera.

Saga has studied law over the years to feel safer about her work, knowing what is legal and what can technically be legal if done or worded right.

She has a chunk of the upper part of her left ear missing, looking like a hole. Many think it is from a bullet because of her work, but she actually woke up with it after a crazy weekend of drinking when she was 30. She still has no idea how she got it, but is too embarassed to say it.

Asside from Norwegian, Sami and English, Saga speaks some Spanish, Swiss-German and Chinese. Spanish from her high school, Swiss-German over the years she lived in Switzerland, and Chinese because she figured it could be helpful since she had to travel all over the world.

Saga likes to cook plain and boring food that is quick and easy to make. She doesn’t mind eating complicated or spiced meals, but she feels it’s a waste of time to make herself when she can be nourished by simpler, cheaper food.

If she had to choose between never having to sleep or never having to eat, she’d choose never having to eat.

She doesn’t like to admit it, but she loves to read comments about herself and her articles both on her own website and on various forums. It is a way for her to remember what she has done and what she does have meaning. She never replies or comments back, though.

She sleeps in on Sundays and doesn’t work until 12AM.

Here are also more voice lines that Saga would say in-game, since that could help humanize her too, I guess?

Interactions with Allies:

Torbjörn: I never thought I would be fighting side by side with a Norwegian. Saga: What about side by side with a-... Ugh, no, I don’t want to say it.

Torbjörn: At least, we CAN agree that we’re better off than those darn Danes. Saga: *laughs* Right you are, Torbjörn. Screw them.

Saga: Morri- Hmm, Soldier: 76, is it true that you KNEW about Overwatch’s dark side and did NOTHING? Soldier: 76: They didn’t exactly promote me to do what I wanted.

Soldier: 76: You’re trying to look for truth where there is none, what makes you think you make a flick of difference? Saga: If you ask me, I’ll ask you.

Saga: Angela Ziegler, what do you feel about the accusations that your work can be considered unethical and inhumane? Mercy: All I want is to save lives as best I can. What could be wrong with that?

Saga: Zenyatta, don’t you think it is insensitive to be a fighting omnic with the second Omnic Crisis around the corner? The past is not that easily forgotten. Zenyatta: The people I protect far outweight possible consequences based on memories and fear. For a better world, we need to move beyond our past.

Saga: If another God Program activates, it can take over normal omnics with no warning. Don’t you see that is reason for humans to worry? Zenyatta: Not as much as omnics worry.

Saga: Mako Rutlegde, is it TRUE that you lead the Australian rebellion and caused the Outbacks to become a toxic wasteland? Roadhog: *growls threateningly*

Saga: Lúcio dos Santos, DJ, musician and famed savior of Rio de Janeiro! I have SO many questions! Lúcio: Sure, but let us save them to after the mission! I’d be happy to answer them when we’re safe and sound.

Winston: You went against your job by openly criticizing Overwatch, why are you on our side now? Do you regret your actions? Saga: The truth at the time was that Overwatch had become corrupted and overstepped human rights.The truth today is that the world needs heroes working together. There is nothing more to it.

Saga: Reaper, just what was it that made you a spree-killing psychopath targetting former Overwatch agents? Reaper: You should ask the actual psychopath about that.

Saga: Satya Vaswani, alias Symmetra, do you have any idea what the Vishkar Corporation is doing to people they claim to help around the world? Symmetra: No commments.

Ana: Your camera is certainly old, it looks before my time. Won’t the light give up your position and make enemies aware of you? Saga: Who says that wasn’t my intention?

Winston: You and Olympia Shaw from Atlas News seem to have a lot in common. Ever met her? Saga: I wish, but no. Her reports of your resurgence turned my view on Overwatch, and I would like to thank her for that.

Sombra: You know, I’m sure we could do amazing things together. Saga: I don’t want ANYTHING to do with you.

Sombra: What is really the difference between us two? We both seek knowledge, after all. Saga: The difference is that I’m fighting to reveal the truth to people for the right thing, and you are cheating and destroying lives to gain knowledge for yourself.

Doomfist: It has been a long time, Mrs. Sara. Saga: Not long enough, Ogundimu.

Receiving Things Lines:

Armour: “Takk som byr!” (Thanks for the offering!”)

Healing: Feels great, thanks!

Nano Boost: Scoop of the year, here I come!

Quickwheel Lines:

Hello! / Hei! / Heisann!

Thank you! / Takk! / Takker!

Understood. / Forstått. / OK. / Ikke no’ problem. (No problem.)

I need healing / Need some bandaids over here!

Respawn Lines:

“Arbeidet adler mennesket” (”Work honours the person”, proverb)

“Etterpå er hvermann klok.” (”Afterwards, everyone is wise”, proverb about hindsight)

“Oh well, in a hundred years it’s all forgotten. ...Hopefully.”

*in a teasing voice* “Ris gjør ungen vis.” (”Spanking wisens the child”, proverb)

(killed with Sightsee active) “I will never forget the one that got away.”

Hero-change to Saga: “Saga is on the scene, reporting live!”

Map-Specific Lines:

Temple of Anubis: “Den som ikke i hete vil svette, får i kulde sulte.” (”Those who do not want to sweat in the heat, shall hunger in the cold”, proverb)

Temple of Anubis: “It is hard to trust Omnics when you know there is a God Program that could make them suddenly change side with no warning.”

Oasis: “This. Is. The. Worst. I am sweating a waterfall here and they won’t even let me keep any of my pictures when I leave. What am I DOING here?”

Volskaya Industries: “Better badly dressed than naked, I guess.”

Numbani: “This city is an ideal, but everything casts a shadow.”

Junkertown: “Huh, this place has improved a lot since last time I was here. That’s kind of sad.

Battle Lines:

Solo-eliminating an enemy: “Den som vil være med på leken, må tåle steken.” (”If you want to join the game, you have to handle the pain./No pain, no gain.”

Thirty seconds left: “A good day is never too late! Let us do this!” / “Better to die standing, than live kneeling! Let’s keep this going!”

Destroying enemy turret: *mockingly* “MAI TUHREHT! Buuhuuu! *nonchalant* Anyway enemy turret’s gone.”

Killing your killer: “You never live long enough to leave grudgeless.”

Killing Torbjörn: “Have you heard that joke about the Swede that died?”

Killing Soldier: 76/Reaper: “Now, Overwatch can start anew.”

Seeing allied Lúcio killed: “And the world lost a great hero that day.”

When shocked by Winston: “Au, au, au, au, au!”

Ability Lines:

Using Sightsee: “Ah, just a sec I want to ask you something!” Using Sightsee on Soldier:76: “I’ve got you in my sight!” Killing Sightsee target: “Thanks for the interview, see you again never!” Ally kills Sightsee target: “I’ll make sure to mention you in the article!” Sightsee target suicides: “Oh, I’ll... write the eulogy, I guess.”

Using Emergency: “Here’s some stuff, come get it.” / *imitating Tobjörn* “Come getcher bandies!” / “Come over here for healing!”

Ultimate Line:

Allies: “Picture time, everyone! ...Smile!”

Enemies: *singing* “Smil til the skulte... kamera!” (”Smile to the hidden... camera!”, the intro of an old Norwegian hidden camera show)

#OWOCweek #saga #my characters

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dskid · 7 years

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memeghan answer me every single question from the overwatch thing

YES it’s all under the cut!

1. Who is your defense main?

junkrat! my sweet baby boy

2. Who is your support main?

lucio

3. Who is your offense main?

reaper

4. Who is your tank main?

d.va

5. Who is you MAIN main?

junkrat RIP

6. Which character have you played the least?

mei or ana,,, i never play them if i can help it tbh

7. Which character do you want to learn how to play?

MCCREE, genji, hanzo, widow, tracer

8. Which character do you dislike the most?

HANZO I HATE HANZO SM as a character… but hes fun to play and im >:- (

9. Which character’s background story do you like the most?

genji, reaper, or mccree definitely!!

10. Which character’s background story do you like the least?

idk really, just the bland ones :’- )

11. Which map is your favorite?

i love hanamura and it’s not just because genji….. i just. really love hanamura

12. Which map is your least favorite?

lijiang tower >:- ( it sucks and i hate it

13. What Arcade game type is your favorite?

mystery heroes or honestly 3v3′s !!

14. What Arcade game type is your least favorite?

total mayhem is Terrible tbh

15. Do you prefer quick play, competitive, arcade mode, or custom games?

i love quick play the most! it’s fun and u can dick around without consequence (though i prefer winning to. Not winning)

16. Which map type is your favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?

assault or control maps are my favs !! escort is fine but control? good shit dude

17. Which map type is your least favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?

assault and escort are :- / but u know

18. Which event map was your favorite?

idk if it counts as an event map since it’s still here but i love all the new elimination maps!

19. Which event map reskin was your favorite?

winter wonderland!

20. Which event was your favorite?

i didnt get to play it but junkenstein’s revenge? or the uprising event bc BLACKWATCH REYES’S VOICE I NUT

21. Which event legendary skin was your favorite?

i nut for all of the blackwatch skins

22. Which event was your least favorite?

cant say!

23. Which event legendary skin was your least favorite?

ROADHOG’S YEAR OF THE ROOSTER SKIN SUCKS and it scares me

24. Which event non-legendary skin was your favorite?

genji’s sparrow skin makes me NUT

25. Which event non-legendary skin was your least favorite?

all of the piss yellow skins

26. Which event item do you most regret not getting?

genji’s and mccree’s dance emotes :’- ( i want them so bad

27. Did you beat the Uprising event on Normal, Hard, Expert, and Legendary?

couldnt play it aaaahahaha

28. Do you have Sombra’s “Power Outage” achievement?

NOPE

29. Do you have Widowmaker’s “Smooth as Silk” achievement?

nope

30. Do you have Lucio’s “The Floor is Lava” achievement?

nope :’- )

31. Do you have Zenyatta’s “Rapid Discord” achievement?

n o pe,

32. What was the first achievement you got?

i think it was the one u get for getting a quad kill with junkrat’s rip tyre

33. Did you get the “Not A Scratch,” achievement on Junkenstein’s Revenge?

34. What has been the hardest achievement to get for you?

any of the ones for the pixel sprays bc the pixel sprays make me nut

35. What’s your current SR score in Competitive Mode?

i dont play comp

36. What the highest you’ve been in Competitive?

37. What’s the most amount of placement matches you’ve won?

38. How many gold guns do you have?

0 aha but i want junkrat’s so people know im annoying

39. Which was the first gold gun you got?

NONE

40. Whose gold gun do you currently want?

junkrat’s!

41. What role do you usually play in Competitive?

JDAFSDLK

42. If you don’t play Competitive, why not?

too intense? and im honestly not that good at ovw so my team would carry me the whole time and it would be :- (

43. What kind of theme event would you like to see in the future?

i just want to play junkenstein’s revenge dude

44. What type of character would you like to see in the future?

A NEW HEALER

45. Who needs more (or better) skins in the future?

REAPER and basically all my faves except genji cause hes good

46. What country would you like a new character to come from?

i dont really care,,,,,,

47. Favorite voice line?

“hear me baby?” - torbjorn

48. Favorite player icon?

GOLDEN PACHIMARI but i have goldrat rn

49. Favorite emote?

all of the dance emotes but roadhog’s and junkrat’s are my faves cause they HIGH FIVE

50. Favorite spray?

THE ONE WHERE THE KID? IS PUNCHING? AND HE LOOKS RLY UNCOMFORTABLE

51.Favorite victory pose?

uhh idk! i love basically all of them tbh but reaper’s shrug probably? i love reaper

52. Favorite highlight intro?

D.VA’S SELFIE INTRO

53. Characters you ship the most?

mcgenji and roadrat 8- )

54. Characters you ship the least?

aside from bad ships™, meihem and mercyhog are both Rly Bad in my opinion, along with gency and mercykill (both very bad)

55. Characters you wish had more in-game interactions?

FUCKign…. mccree and genji…… and if reaper and doomfist dont have a lot of interactions those two also

56. Character you wish had a comic about?

i want hanzo and genji to have their own individual comics or one together about their childhood

57. Favorite comic released?

the junkers going legit comic

58. Favorite short released?

DRAGONS cause im a ho for genji

59. Favorite new character released?

doomfist

60. Overwatch, Blackwatch, or Talon?

BLACKWATCH I LOVE MY BOYS

61. Pro-Omnic or anti-Omnic?

pro-omnic but only for zenyatta…… im love him

62. Favorite character that isn’t a playable one? (Ex: Emily, Brigitte, Gerard, Efi, etc.)

gerard or efi probably? theyre both v good

63. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) that you liked the most?

roadhog going faster and having more bullets

64. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) you liked the least?

i cant fuckign hook anyone anymore

65. Best ultimate?

i love d.va’s nerf this but i can never position it right,,,, and i love rip tyre

66. Worst ultimate?

widow’s is the most useless tbh

67. Most kills in game?

never enough :’- ) 41 tho

68. Most heals in game?

10,520

69. What character do you think needs a nerf?

SYMMETRA i hate playing against her >:- ( her beam takes no skill to use and also winston’s beam needs to heck off

70. What character do you think needs a buff?

reinhardt… give the man a range…..

71. Have you ever rage quit in the middle of a game?

nope i only leave games early if i have to do something else irl or if my internet goes out

72. What’s the fastest you’ve won a game?

like……… 1:10

73. What’s the fastest you’ve lost a game?

i forget it probably wasnt too far off from 1:00 - 1:20 tho

74. Your best Overwatch-related story?

UMM idk ! all the skirmishes where the enemy team dances with me and stuff r lit and when people have the low grav parties with me on horizon lunar colony it’s also lit

75. Weirdest thing that happened to you on Overwatch?

nothing weird really happens to me in ovw tbh…

76. Platform you play on?

PC!

77. Do you stream?

nope

78. Do you normally play solo or with friends?

i try to play with friends more than i do solo but i will solo sometimes

79. Have you made any friends because of Overwatch?

MADDY!! and u and kelly and rose!

80. Have you cosplayed a character from Overwatch?

no but i really want to cosplay young / sparrow genji really fuckgin bad

81. Have you ever wrote fan fiction about Overwatch?

im in… the process……

82. What’s the lowest you’ve been in Competitive?

i dont play comp

83. In “All Brawls,” if you get “Charge!” do you play Reinhardt or do you pick the Lucio role?

i missed these

84. In “All Brawls,” if you get “One Shot, One Kill,” do you play Ana, Hanzo, or Widowmaker?

i missed these

85. In “All Brawls,” if you get “This is Ilios,” do you pick Lucio or Roadhog?

i missed these

86. Team Genji or Team Hanzo?

GENJI HANZO DESERVES NOTHING AND HE SUCKS

87. Be honest! Do you usually get on the payload?

yes! im always the one calling for people to get on it tbh

88. Does your team?

not usually :’- )

89. What’s the longest session of Overwatch you’ve played?

when i first got it…… ive played it for a solid 6 hours in a row with no breaks bc i suck

90. No Limits, Mystery Heroes, or Total Mayhem?

mystery heroes definitely

91.Most cosmetics you have for one character?

i think i have the most for mercy but i cant remember?

92. Least cosmetics you have for one character?

symmetra

93. Have you ever made your own custom game?

only to practice playing genji

94. Best D.Va skin?

CRUISER, junebug, or carbon fiber

95. Best Mercy skin?

the witch one

96. Best Tracer skin?

roses

97. Zarya’s Industrial and Cybergoth skins: yes, no, or HELL NO?

eeh

98. Do you want more animal character, robot characters, or human characters?

human characters (theyre easier to draw and im a Weenie when it comes to drawing mechs / robots)

99. Is there are character you’d get rid of completely?

hanzo bc i hate him or sym bc i cant play against her no matter how hard i try

100. What do you think Sombra’s real name is?

something really pretty………. idk what exactly………….. but something just Real Good

#pm5k #overwatch #answered #shut up meghan #meghan.txt

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rhbuzzkill-blog · 7 years

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The Duet Part 4

Buzzkill and Beekeeper sat in his room. To be more accurate, Buzzkill was laying down on his bed smugly while Beekeeper sat watching people’s opinions of Buzzkill expressed via the internet. “You made a lot of people angry,”

“I know! How great is it? It’s times like this I wish I had a bottle of champagne. Even Gyne is impressed,” Buzzkill replied, singsong.

“Only mildly,” the voice rang in his head.

“I’ll take what I can get,”

“I’m surprised no heroes caught us,” Beekeeper said, impressed.

“What? Oh, please. The Music Hall is away from Hero’s Study, and soundproofed so all the songs don’t mix together. Any heroes around were in the illusion that Bubbles was there and everything was safe. No one thinks you’re a threat if you’re doing karaoke with Superman, at least for only ten minutes with the doors closed,”

“How did you get the doors to close?”

“New friend. Dexter. He made the whole place lock down. No one escaping, no one texting or messaging about what’s happening. It’s only when the doors burst open and people’s screams exited the room that any heroes thought there was something wrong,” he said smugly. “Poke his ego a bit and it’s amazing what a Genius can do,”

Beekeeper nodded, watching social media accounts blaze. “I still think it was a bit mean what you did to Bubbles,”

“Biased,”

“Well, you know what I mean. I thought she was your favorite?”

“Least disliked,” he corrected. Beekeeper gave him a look saying that wasn’t the point. Buzzkill sighed. “School’s tough here. Any villain who successfully does something this major is huge! Making a Powerpuff helpless to a crime is like dethroning a queen. I made a name for myself!”

“Not the first time you’ve been called crazy,” Beekeeper teased.

“Har har,”

“Still, it’s a shame Bubbles dislikes you now. I was really liking talking to her,”

“You and most of the school body,”

“You could have been friends,” Beekeeper said innocently. Buzzkill gave him a look, raising an eyebrow. Like that would last. “I’m just saying it would be cool to work with Bubbles,”

“What? Convince her to be a villain?” he asked jokingly.

“Aren’t you the supervillain?”

Buzzkill gave him a deadpan look. “I have limits. I already tried convincing her male counterpart to work with me and nearly got destroyed. If I wasn’t disguised then, my whole Antidote X operation would have been a bust!”

“You convinced her not to immediately charge after you when her superpowers returned,”

“That’s different. The ‘we’re not so different’ speech works better as a way to escape while they haven’t had long enough to think about it. Better than I hoped, since Buttercup hasn’t smashed down my door yet,”

“At least they know I don’t have superpowers so they won’t target me,”

“Real great back up there,” Buzzkill said, a mix of joking and sarcasm. Beekeeper winced as he read through Reaper High’s outrage. “What’s wrong? Buttercup announce what she’s going to do to me?”

“No, Bubbles responded,”

Buzzkill sat up, smugly. “Is it hatred? Is it some boiling condemnation?” he asked, singsong. He was in their bad books anyway and set his bridges alight, might as well see how brightly they burned. Plus the worst said the bigger reputation as a villain he gets.

“’I’m Disappointed’,” Beekeeper read aloud. Buzzkill paused. “’When you offer someone a second chance, you always hope they’ll improve. Though sometimes they don’t, never forget to always see the best in people, and don’t let it stop you from helping the next person who might need it’,”

Buzzkill was stunned. “Did she just use my act of villainy to promote kindness?”

“I think so,”

“How could she!?” Buzzkill yelled, outraged. Beekeeper laughed. “I worked hard for this, and she’s going to use all my buzz to spread cheer and happiness!?”

“Yep,”

“The bitch!” Beekeeper was laughing hard now. Buzzkill was enraged. “She knows exactly what she’s doing too! Next time, truly no mercy! I am getting Dexter to build me a Deathtrap and putting her in it!” he fumed.

“Isn’t that a bit hard to hide?”

“I’ll make it invisible then!”

When Beekeeper finally stopped laughing, Buzzkill sat annoyed. Beekeeper moved over and patted his back. “Don’t worry, you still proved yourself as an excellent villain. Plus, I got all the songs recorded,” he said, trying to cheer him up.

Buzzkill sighed. “No chance you could edit her parts to make her look worse?”

“No way, did you see her? I’m not ruining that,”

“What a great minion you are,” Buzzkill teased.

“Only your best,” Beekeeper teased back. At least Buzzkill was happy his moment of villainy was going to be edited by the best video editor and director he knew.

Three days later, Buzzkill was suspicious. Though Buttercup did splatter him a few times, all of it was incredibly restrained. He expected Buttercup and Blossom to speed after him and make him beg for mercy after what he did. Oh they hated him, their glares were almost laserbeams, but it seems Bubbles had convinced them that detention was enough.

He muttered to himself as he went towards the room he was meant to have detention in today. Some Normal Hall class. When he approached, something was off. Very big room for detention. He shrugged it off and entered anyway.

He instantly regretted it.

A stand full of those from the duet was in the corner, radiating a twisted form of happiness that only comes from other’s suffering. Buzzkill could see Buttercup and Tootie there as well. Whatever was going to happen, it was going to be the revenge she was restraining for.

Harley Quinn was in the center along with a smiling Bubbles. In the corner, Beekeeper had set up cameras.

“Let me guess, you do this they’ll not give you any punishment,”

“Yep. Sorry Buzzkill,”

Buzzkill sighed. “And what is this anyway?”

“A duet!” someone from the crowd yelled spitefully.

“Actually it’s a performance piece,”

“DOOOOOOM!”

“Zim went to the Duet?” Buzzkill asked Beekeeper. Beekeeper shrugged.

“You’re going to help me reenact a certain scene as part of your detention,” Bubbles said.

“And this scene is?” he asked, raising an eyebrow. He already began to shift his clothing into carapace. Whatever it was, it wasn’t going to be pretty.

Beekeeper turned on the music. The Powerpuff Girls theme played.

Buzzkill paled.

Buzzkill lay groaning on the floor. He didn’t care if he looked ridiculous. He used all of his bees on healing himself and he still felt like he got hit with a truck. He lost limbs before and that didn’t hurt as much as this.

He now had a new level of sympathy for the villains in the Powerpuff intro.

As most of the crowd dispersed, happy with their revenge, Bubbles floated over. “Are you okay?” she asked. Buzzkill stared at her, deadpan. She just helped him up and gave him a chair.

“I see you took the idea of beating your theme song into my head,” he stated.

“It was a good idea,” she admitted. “Plus, all these people were hurt by you. It was the best way to clear a lot of anger everyone had,”

“And personal gratification for you,”

Bubbles frowned. “You made me regret helping someone. You made me confused and upset. But I remembered I can’t let villains affect me like that. I’m not invincible, but heaps of people here look up to me,” she said. “I’m ‘the joy and the laughter’,”

“And this has to do with justifying beating me up to your theme song how?”

“Oh, I’m not looking for forgiveness or justification. This is good,” she said cheerfully. Ironic echo. “I’m not perfect, and we do solve a lot of problems through violence. But sometimes it’s fine to enjoy defeating a villain in a way that’s not so nice if it makes everyone happy,”

“I’m really feeling the happiness,”

“Plus, now I don’t feel I regret helping you. You got punishment for your actions, and those you hurt aren’t hurt anymore. Though you should be more concerned in case someone’s allergic to bee stings,”

“They’re demon bees. Doesn’t provoke allergic reactions,”

“That’s great!” she said, smiling. “Then everything’s fine,”

Buzzkill frowned. “You don’t hate me?”

“Well, I’m still not completely friendly with you. You did betray me a lot then. And my sisters definitely hate you,” she noted. “But I feel better. So no,”

“You really are too forgiving for your own good,”

“I like to think I’m always willing to give second chances,”

“Someone’s going to ruin that for you one day,”

“Well I can think of someone who tried and that didn’t work,” she teased. “Anyway, I better go. If you want another duet make sure to invite my sisters next time!” she joked before flying off.

“Invite her to another duet and you’re dead,” Buttercup growled as she floated past, before flying off herself.

Buzzkill groaned as he sat in the chair. Beekeeper walked over. “...What is with you and really positive heroes, anyway?”

“They appeal to my sense of challenge,” he answered.

“...Should I tell Mantis you’re eyeing another hero?”

“I will fire you,”

“I could become part of the Powerpuff’s marketing and filming then. Bubbles was really good at getting all the punches and kicks right for a great reenactment,” Beekeeper noted. Buzzkill groaned again.

From school-wide renown villain to posterboy in the PPG’s latest advertisement of greatness. Just the rollercoaster ride of his unlife.

#reaper high #the duet

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thessalian · 7 years

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Thess vs Natural Counters

So ... the D.Va nerf, before I go to bed (because gods know the frustration isn’t going to let me sleep quite yet).

Yes, they nerfed D.Va. And, unlike with other characters who are having incremental changes that do NOTHING to improve them as characters (*coff*Sombra*coff*), it’s HORRIBLE.

Okay, let’s look at D.Va’s role, why the changes don’t work for D.Va’s role, and what could be done to OTHER CHARACTERS to improve matters.

D.Va is a close range harassment tank. Use forward barrier to get up close, blow their faces off, go away.

With the buffs to Soldier and the fact that her in-mech health is mostly ... well, health instead of armour (which is harder to take down) ... not to mention the change to her spread so that you have to be right up close to do any damage at all... You’re lucky if you even GET to another tank before your mech’s gone, never mind anything else.

People say this is good because D.Va seemed invulnerable. As someone who nearly mains D.Va, lemme tell you, that’s not the case. D.Va, like Reinhardt, is incredibly vulnerable if you go at her from the sides or from the rear. You face a D.Va head on, you deserve what you get. Apparently she’s too strong against Reaper ... except I’ve had my mech destroyed by a lot of Reapers who blindsided me.

My idea for balance is ... okay, even if you won’t put it back the way it was ... make it an even 50/50 split between health and armour. And then?

BUFF SOMBRA.

Look, Sombra needs to be a counter to somebody. A direct, feasible counter to somebody. And then look at D.Va. She’s reliant on her forward barrier to get her out of shit, same as Reinhardt is his shields. Thing is, D.Va’s forward barrier doesn’t last long, takes a second to even start recharging...

Aaaaaaaand if a Sombra hacks a D.Va, the D.Va can’t use the thing. Or her jet boost. She’s stuck, she can’t get away, and she can’t shield. Violence ensues.

Trust me. I’ve had this done to me by smart Sombras.

So here’s where I get back on my soapbox about ... for fuck’s sake, don’t freeze Sombra’s actions until she’s come out of stealth yelling. Let her get the first lick in. That’s the POINT of stealth. Don’t have her visible until she’s started a hack or you take your first point of damage at her hands. Stealth is supposed to be a tool to get an advantage. Right now, if you’re lucky, you can find someplace where the enemy won’t see you and shoot at you from three different directions.

That would effectively make Sombra the counter to D.Va, make Sombra significantly relevant, and satisfy all parties. Sombra’s a natural counter to D.Va from her intro trailer alone. Why put in “She hacks mechs” if you’re not going to make Sombra the D.Va counter?

Look, I’m pissed, okay? Now it’s not just Mercy who’s frustrating as all fuck to play, but D.Va too. My two best girls and they’re effectively crippled by either not enough tweaking or way, WAY too much.

That said ... I got my first PotG as Mei.

#Thess plays Overwatch #I R HEALBABE #MURDERGREMLIN #MOGWAI

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somedaywellfindit · 7 years

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do the entire overwatch questionnaire

There;s a lot so I’ve put it under the cut.

1. Who is your defence main?

Bastion and (recently) if I can, Junkrat!

2. Who is your support main?

Symmetrya or Lucio

3. Who is your offence main?

Tracer and Sombra

4. Who is your tank main?

D.Va!!

5. Who is you MAIN main?

D.Va but I’m starting to play more Symmetra

6. Which character have you played the least?

Doomfist

7. Which character do you want to learn how to play?

Ana. I’m not good at aiming so it’s hard for me to play as a sniper but Ana seems really heckin neat!

8. Which character do you dislike the most?

Roadhog. He’s so annoying to play against

9. Which character’s background story do you like the most?

Sombra’s!

10. Which character’s background story do you like the least?

Soldier’s. It’s a bit generic… It’s also basically Captian America js

11. Which map is your favorite?

Horizon!

12. Which map is your least favorite?

Probably Volskaya or Antartica

13. What Arcade game type is your favorite?

Mystery Heroes

14. What Arcade game type is your least favorite?

FFA

15. Do you prefer quick play, competitive, arcade mode, or custom games?

Arcade mode but I do like QP

16. Which map type is your favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?

Assult and escort (seperatley and together)

17. Which map type is your least favorite? Assault, escort, assault & escort, control, or arena?

Arena

18. Which event map was your favorite?

The Lucio Ball maps

19. Which event map reskin was your favorite?

Aldersbrunn!

20. Which event was your favorite?

So far, the Halloween event

21. Which event legendary skin was your favorite?

Cruiser :’)

22. Which event was your least favorite?

Probably, compared to all of the other ones I’ve been a part of, the anniversary event

23. Which event legendary skin was your least favorite?

Cyborg:76. It’s ugly as frick omg

24. Which event non-legendary skin was your favorite?

Skullyatta!

25. Which event non-legendary skin was your least favorite?

Symmetra’s vampire skin. Don’t want to go into why but I think it’s pretty obvious…

26. Which event item do you most regret not getting?

Oasis omg. It’s such a nice skin and I want it so bad

27. Did you beat the Uprising event on Normal, Hard, Expert, and Legendary?

I wasn’t there for that, sorry (but if I had been there, I probably would’ve only done normal)

28. Do you have Sombra’s “Power Outage” achievement?

Nope. I’m going to try and get it though

29. Do you have Widowmaker’s “Smooth as Silk” achievement?

I don’t have the aim to get that one, sadly

30. Do you have Lucio’s “The Floor is Lava” achievement?

Nope. I want to though

31. Do you have Zenyatta’s “Rapid Discord” achievement?

I don’t play enough Zen to get that but I’m going to Try

32. What was the first achievement you got?

Level 10

33. Did you get the “Not A Scratch,” achievement on Junkenstein’s Revenge?

Nope. I haven’t played hard mode yet, so I’ll have to try and get that one

34. What has been the hardest achievement to get for you?

I don’t really try and get certain achievements but probably Group Health Plan? It’s hard for me to not die as Mercy because usually (unless it’s my friends), my team doesn’t do much to help me

35. What’s your current SR score in Competitive Mode?

I’ve only played one comp match this season and I don’t really plan on playing anymore. My sr from last season was 1454 though

36. What the highest you’ve been in Competitive?

1624

37. What’s the most amount of placement matches you’ve won?

5 :P

38. How many gold guns do you have?

None :(

39. Which was the first gold gun you got?

No one’s yet

40. Whose gold gun do you currently want?

Symmetra’s or D.Va’s

41. What role do you usually play in Competitive?

Support

42. If you don’t play Competitive, why not?

It’s scary ok. The pressure is not fun

43. What kind of theme event would you like to see in the future?

Probably something like Uprising? Or like a winter games one???? I’m not sure tbh

44. What type of character would you like to see in the future?

Another fuckin healer or defence character!!! Like there’s other classes Jeff Overwatch. hop fuckin to it

45. Who needs more (or better) skins in the future?

Doomfist h ol y shi t. Zarya and Bastion need better skins too lmao. Their recolours are their best ones

46. What country would you like a new character to come from?

The Philippines!!

47. Favorite voice line?

“I’m your huckleberry.” hsfjaofkl

48. Favorite player icon?

Doom Dab! Doom Dab! (the Doomfist shotput one)

49. Favorite emote?

All of the dances

50. Favorite spray?

Tuxedo. I hope we can get that as a Doomfist skin. He looks dapper as fuck and I love it

51.Favorite victory pose?

Zenyatta’s Peace one omg

52. Favorite highlight intro?

The Sombra hacked one

53. Characters you ship the most?

Genji and Zenyatta for mlmSombra and Symmetra for wlwD.Va and Lucio for a het couple

54. Characters you ship the least?

Genji and Mercy, Soldier and Reaper, anything with Tracer unless it’s Emily, Genji and Hanzo (wtf is wrong with you people), anything with the father figures and their kids (D.Va and Soldier, Reaper and McCree or Genji, Soldier and Mercy, etc)

55. Characters you wish had more in-game interactions?

Lucio and D.Va or anyone with Winston probably

56. Character you wish had a comic about?

Zenyatta!!

57. Favorite comic released?

I don’t read the comics so I don’t have a favourite

58. Favorite short released?

Infiltration. It was the first short I ever saw and I love it

59. Favorite new character released?

Orisa. She’s so pure….

60. Overwatch, Blackwatch, or Talon?

Overwatch or Talon tbh

61. Pro-Omnic or anti-Omnic?

Pro-Omnic omg

62. Favorite character that isn’t a playable one? (Ex: Emily, Brigitte, Gerard, Efi, etc.)

Efi or Emily

63. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) that you liked the most?

The Doomfist nerf.. He could kill you in one charge, which would work for a tank hero but for an offence hero, it was too op

64. Character change (nerf, boost, work around) you liked the least?

The Zarya ult change where you couldn’t shoot

65. Best ultimate?

Soldier’s or Mercy’s

66. Worst ultimate?

Winston’s and Reinhardt’s

67. Most kills in game?

Altogether, 2817

68. Most heals in game?

290, 983

69. What character do you think needs a nerf?

Probably Junkrat? If he has an extra mine, there should be a way to escape his trap imo (like how you can not get frozen if you’re D.va when you use her boosters)

70. What character do you think needs a buff?

I’m not sure, honestly.

71. Have you ever rage quit in the middle of a game?

Kinda. Usually, when I leave in the middle of a game, it’s because I have to do something or I go afk

72. What’s the fastest you’ve won a game?

Probably 3 minutes? I remember I was in an arcade game or something and we were on defence and we just decimated the other team. They couldn’t even get out of spawn for half the game

73. What’s the fastest you’ve lost a game?

Does joining a game and immediately losing count? Because that happens a lot

74. Your best Overwatch-related story?

I don’t really have one yet

75. Weirdest thing that happened to you on Overwatch?

Finding the weird names. I saw someone called RespectWemen and I wish I added them as a friend omg

76. Platform you play on?

PC master race bitches

77. Do you stream?

Nope. My friends do though. It would be neat to be a part of the stream but that means I would have to talk :P

78. Do you normally play solo or with friends?

Solo but if my friends are online, I’ll play with them

79. Have you made any friends because of Overwatch?

Kinda? There’s someone from a group chat but I don’t want to call them a friend since they’ve said some shit that I don’t agree with (it was racist and gross)

80. Have you cosplayed a character from Overwatch?

Nope. I wanted to dress up as Tracer for Halloween but I don’t have the money to do that right now, sadly

81. Have you ever wrote fan fiction about Overwatch?

Nah

82. What’s the lowest you’ve been in Competitive?

In terms of SR? 1456

83. In “All Brawls,” if you get “Charge!” do you play Reinhardt or do you pick the Lucio role?

I haven’t played it but I would pick Lucio

84. In “All Brawls,” if you get “One Shot, One Kill,” do you play Ana, Hanzo, or Widowmaker?

Widow or Ana

85. In “All Brawls,” if you get “This is Ilios,” do you pick Lucio or Roadhog?

Lucio

86. Team Genji or Team Hanzo?

Genji!! He’s a cyborg ninja. He’s cool as fuck. Hanzo is edgy and kind of annoying

87. Be honest! Do you usually get on the payload?

Yeah, I try to

88. Does your team?

Most of the time, yeah

89. What’s the longest session of Overwatch you’ve played?

Idk if this means a match or time playing it in general so I’m gonna go for the latter. I’ve probably spent at least a couple hours playing Overwatch, if not more

90. No Limits, Mystery Heroes, or Total Mayhem?

Mystery Heroes

91.Most cosmetics you have for one character?

16 (D.Va)

92. Least cosmetics you have for one character?

9 (Winston)

93. Have you ever made your own custom game?

Yeah, but it was just to look at the maps

94. Best D.Va skin?

Cruiser

95. Best Mercy skin?

Literally all of her event legendaries. They’re beautiful

96. Best Tracer skin?

Graffiti but I also love Posh and Sporty (also that Spice Girls reference? love it)

97. Zarya’s Industrial and Cybergoth skins: yes, no, or HELL NO?

Hell no. THey’re Not Nice

98. Do you want more animal character, robot characters, or human characters?

Robot, I think. An animal character would be cool though! Like how everyone was theorising about the ape from the moon being a new hero

99. Is there a character you’d get rid of completely?

Nah. There’s some who suck (*cough* Hanzo * cough cough*) but not to the point where I would want them removed

100. What do you think Sombra’s real name is?

This was before her real name was revealed so I already know her name but probably Sofia. It’s a pretty name for a pretty girl

#this took forever to do im sorry omg #overwatch #asks

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sibellarosier · 7 years

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I still have a few more intros to write, but this is Sibella!! This is pretty vague and a hodgepodge of things, but I’d love to get some plots going!!

SIBELLA ROSIER is SEVENTEEN years old and a student at CAKRAWALA. SHE is a CIS-FEMALE & PUREBLOOD ( WEREWOLF ). They are known for being RESTLESS and AIMLESS, but also praised for being TENACIOUS and CLEVER. They resemble LIZA SOBERANO.

firstly, Sibella has really really attached herself to the song Reaper by Sia. I’d definitely give it a listen, and it fits with her personality.

[10/13/16, 4:46:27 PM] rian ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿: well when sibella was young she was sitting on her mother's lap and they were talking to a seer, and the seer got spooked and said she was marked for an early death so sibella has always been a little paranoid bc she's not sure if it got crossed with her mom's reading because her mother died young, so sibella is always waiting for the other shoe to drop [10/13/16, 4:46:40 PM] rian ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿: and sibella is pretty carefree and is basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and she's not scared to die, but she can be a little skeptical??

okay so basically Sibella is a werewolf and her mother was betrothed to someone else but broke off the arrangement and had Sibella with a different guy. Her mother was disowned and ultimately died pretty young, and the Rosier family "killed off" her father and basically paid him off to get out of the picture and abandon Sibella. She and her mother were attacked by a werewolf and that night resulted in the loss of her mother, and the curse that stole her femininity and tore her humanity to shreds when a full moon bellied up. The Rosier’s took her in and raised her with a weird dynamic of being a black sheep and a lost little lamb returned to the flock -- and they treat her as something beautiful and fragile but she has this dark monster living within her/she's a werewolf and it was a pretty toxic environment to grow up in.

It's definitely not known to others that Sibella is a werewolf and the Rosier's are pretty ruthless but it's seen as them taking pity/mercy on their granddaughter by taking her in and "raising her the right way." They're pretty much like "her mom deserved what happened to her because she stepped out of line" and that notion is pretty public, but Sibella is in such a weird position because of it and switches between trying too hard and not giving a shit because she's never going to be good enough, and she's absolutely disgusted by what they did to her mother and lashes out. She’s pretty happy that she’s at cakrawala and can leave her past as buried as it can be, though things and people from it could certainly pop up as a plot point.

#colligo intro

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evol-astraea · 7 years

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Enough Overwatch spamming for today.

I took a bunch of screenshots. >:3 You already know I managed to unlock Mercy’s Golden skin from another post. Yesterday a loot box dropped Reaper’s and today, after the “capture the rooster with a rude rein” game..I GOT TRACER’S!

OMG IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL. Now It would be nice if I could get at least Mercy’s highlight intro and either D.Va’s or Mei’s skins..

#overwatch #a nice stroke of luck for once..?#..for Tracer I only owned her pink and slipstream one...she's one of the heroes I even play the least...

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kimchigurlie27 · 6 years

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DeathDust: Tease

Okay so, I still don't have a title. But I revised the beginning of it. I'm thinking that this version is nicer. As I tried to adjust to trying capturing a bit of the characteristics of Dust. However, I am, not quite sure if I did or not. Or if I just haven't researched just enough about Dusttale yet. If I have to go in and make changes, I will. I have kept some things from the first post of the intro to this story. However editted some of it and defintely added new parts to it. I will include the link to the older post for easy comparison.

Older: https://kimchigurlie27.tumblr.com/post/167860020271/tease

Thanks again.

-KG

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The lobby was looking a bit busier than normal with a fair amount of monsters roaming about the luxurious resort. The sounds of conversations and the splashing of the fountain filled the room. Squeezing past a small group of conversing monsters, Sans lowered his hood. Looking as presentable as he could with a fresh pair of clothes. No evidence of his mental-breakdown induced violent streak. No, he looked quite normal, and he needed to in order to successfully complete this transition. Dust Sans was thankful that there was not a queue to the receptionist of the MTT Resort. Moving up the counter and resting his arms upon it. He found that the Monster working the shift looked like she was in a foul mood.

“Oh great.” He had heard her mumble under her breath, as she stood up from her chair.

It looked like she was on her phone.

“Hello! Welcome to the MTT Resort, my name is Manus! How can I assist you today?”

In Dust’s opinion, she looked completely annoyed, as if she was being bothered. Clearing his throat he drummed his phalanges across the counter for a moment. Staring at the receptionist with his mismatched set of eyelights. With a mischievous smile and hastily began to speak.

“just lookin’ to rent a room for the night.” He replied, in a matter of factly voice. “kinda of a special occasion, you see.”

Manus stared at Sans for a moment before giving a weak smile and then hopping onto the computer. Typing away at the keyboard before scratching at the back of her pinky finger momentarily. Raising a brow bone Sans watched, his eyelights never once leaving Manus. Intensely watching her work and it was making her shift uncomfortably where she stood. Keeping her focus on the screen for as long as she could. However when she had found something, she cleared her throat, forcing herself to turn to Sans.

“S-So we have a room available for check-in. It’s a queen sized bed, non-smoking.”

“ok.” He had simply responded, keeping his focus on her. Drumming his fingers on the counter some more.

“It’s going to be 200g.”

Stars. What made that scrap piece of metal so popular enough where Monsters were willing to shell out this kind of money? Drumming his fingers once more as he seemed lost in thought. Manus was trying to look professional but was failing miserably as her body language radiated negativity towards Sans.

“So, uhm, are you interested in the room or no-” She finally spoke up, her tone verging of annoyance.

But was cut off by Sans who held a finger up to his teeth. Turning around behind him, he began to shoosh. Manus instantly looked from Sans to behind him. But confusion was on her face.

“shhh! paps, can’t you see that i’m busy having this conversation with the concierge? who cares about the g, i can make more.” He hissed under his breath.

It was Manus’ turn to stare at Sans in disbelief. Who the hell was he talking to? Nobody was there. Although she straightened up as soon as Sans returned his gaze to her. Pushing a gulp down and forcing a smile, she clasped her hands together. He looked...annoyed and the way that he was looking at her made her feel at even more unease.

“sorry, about that, my brother was interrupting me. heh, so anyways, what were you saying?” Flashing Manus a crooked smile, he drummed his fingers some more.

Forcing herself to keep that fake smile as she glanced at the computer to reconfirm her thoughts. Lingering at the screen before glancing at Dust once more.

“Uh uhm, so we got one queen sized bedroom that's non-smoking. It’s gonna be…”

She cleared her throat.

“200G. Would you be interested?” Manus asked again, instantly tearing her gaze off the skeleton.

“oh.” If he had a choice he’d promptly would of declined and found better solace within his own house. But tonight was indeed a special occasion and it ought to be treated as such. Gold didn’t mean much to him. It never did in the first place as long as…

“Mister? I really don’t have all day for an answer.” The Monster interrupted his train of thoughts again. Manus was losing her patience. This skeleton could either accept or decline for all she cared as long as he was out her sight.

Sans was going to say something snarky in return but decided against it. No, this was not the time nor place for it. Giving a nod, to her answer, she gave a small huff.

“So, that will be 200G. Could you fill out this form?”

The hand-shaped monster had grabbed a piece of paper from under the counter. Sliding it towards Sans along with a pen, she turned her attention to the computer. By Asgore’s beard, this dude was giving her the ultimate creeps. Was her shift almost over? Manus glanced at the time and grimaced. Unfortunately not.

Taking the pen within his left hand, Sans began to fill out the form to his best knowledge. This resort was wanting a lot of personal information. Upon filling it out, he had shifted through his inventory and pulled out the amount of gold needed. Sliding both items towards the grouchy receptionist. He began to drum his phalanges against the countertop. Listening to the rapid typing of the keyboard, it almost sounded like she was smashing each key with force. However she moved away from the computer desk to a small section behind her. There was a wall of keys, most were still hanging but a few were still hung up. Taking a key off the wall and moving back towards the skeleton and scribbling something on a piece of paper. Picking up the paper, she slid it towards Sans.

“Alright, Mr. Serif, you room number is #702. If you look the right, there is an elevator. Go up to the 7th floor and follow the signs. Inside your room, you will find a complimentary voucher for a dinner here at the diner section, found to the left of the lobby. Check out is 11:00am. Please return here to check out. Enjoy your stay at the MTT Resorts.”

Manus had quickly explained all of this to Dust. Not caring if he had heard all of this or not. She just wanted, no, needed him away from her. Sans slowly reached for the keys, dragging them against the counter before twirling them within his phalange. His other hand gripped onto the paper and left the counter.

Once the skeleton left her counter, she felt as if she could breathe once more. Letting out a deep sigh as she watched Sans walk towards the elevator. Something about him radiated… She shivered and began to talk under her breath. Mostly about just freaky the transaction was. Mostly about how freaky the skeleton was. He looked familiar but she couldn't pinpoint where she saw him from. Regardless he was of of her hands and that was that. Moving to put away the gold, she kept her eyes on the skeleton, still muttering under her breath.

Dust could feel his eye socket twitch as he walked away. Did she think he wouldn't be able to hear her? Half of him was preoccupied with the action of retrieving his cellphone. The other half was trying to brush Papyrus’ nagging voice away. Dust couldn't deny the idea of wrecking havoc within the lobby. And his younger Brother was egging him on. In a hushed tone, Dust was carrying on a conversation with Papyrus. Stopping within the room, his eyelights scanned the entirely of the lobby. Yes, everyone was so busy with everything. So innocent.

But then his eyelights locked with Manus and he felt his magic flare. Pulling a hand out of his jacket, getting ready to summon some magic. Getting ready to show everyone the mercy, that he’d give them. However his other hand had finally reached for his phone. It had pulled his attention from his current thoughts. Even Papyrus had gone silent and it was enough to give him some focus. Pulling his phone out of his jacket, he turned it on by pressing the power button lightly. The sight of the background on his phone made him slowly exhale.

Pulling his free hand down to the phone, he grasped it with both hands. Looking at the photo, feeling his anger dissipate. All the bickering between him and Papyrus was gone. In fact, Papyrus was gone along with the anger. Running the tip of his index finger against the screen. He could feel a sense of calm and tranquility within him. Closing his eyes momentarily, he turned around. Facing in the direction of the elevator, Dust opened his eyes. His thoughts were now a little better organised and he remembered what he was really here for.

Glancing back at the phone, he smiled at the photo. A photo that he had taken with his lover. The two of of them together looking happy. It was a good day and the photo always reminded him of that. Quickly moving to the messages, he saw his tiny list of messages. The top recipient was the most active. The rest of them, never replied back to his messages. Especially Papyrus, that scoundrel. Clicking on the most current message, it was from, his (husband?), Reaper. Dust remembered only then was that he was supposed to alert Reaper Sans of the floor they were both going to stay at. Quickly responding, Dust put the phone away.

Moving over to the elevator doors, he selected the up floor and waited for the door to open. Eventually, it did ding, announcing it’s arrival. To Dust’s surprise, it was nearly empty, allowing the other Monsters off before stepping in. But what the bigger surprise was that he was the only passenger. Reaching for the button, he pressed for the 7th floor. From what he could recall was that this thing was normally jammed packed and seemingly always breaking. In fact, he forgot that he could teleport momentarily while having that chat with his Bro.

Pulling out his phone again, Dust saw that Reaper never responded just yet. Moving his attention over to the photos, he could feel his magic flare up. Yes, this entire reasoning why he was renting a room within the resort, was his idea. It was all for him, Reaper, Dust wanted to just make it a special evening for the two of them. There was something about his presence that helped Dust. That he felt the love, patience, acceptance. There was no judgements from Reaper and if he was truly honest with himself, his lover made him feel safe. Kept him safe from physical harm but it felt safe to tell him his secrets, his fears. It was safe to be himself. And no one had ever truly given him that kind of feeling.

Yes, he loved his doppelganger with everything he had. The kind of closeness that they had, where they could talk for hours about sort of topics. And the type of respect that they could just sit within each other’s company in silence for hours as well. It was strange how such concept as dark as death, binded them together. They were no strangers to it. It was almost as it a mutual understanding and there was nothing taboo about it. In short, Reaper had saved him from the never-ending cycle that he was trapped in. Now he was able to spend his days with Death, hand in hand. Never did he expect such an outcome, he wouldn't of wanted it any other way.

Feeling the elevator slow to a stop and then the ding. Dust looked up from his phone as the doors opened. However he found himself staring face to face with Reaper. He could feel his cheeks flush and out of habit, putting the hood back on. Sans, the God of Death, extended his hand out to him with a wink. That playful cheeky wink that Dust knew and loved. Dust took ahold of Death’s hand and stepped out of the elevator.

Reaper gave a grin before squeezing the phalanges and bringing them up to his face and planting his teeth against them. Dust felt himself blush harder at the attention he was receiving. Reaper always knew how to make him feel...like he was someone. Someone important and needed and loved. There was some silence between them for a moment before Dust reached out for Reaper’s cheek and softly stroked it before pulling him in for a quick kiss. Their teeth met against each other with a quiet clink and Death had cupped Dust’s cheek in return during the kiss. Both of them pulling back to stare into each other’s eyelights. It was these quiet moments that the energy between them was flickering to life. Nothing needed to be said to understand it, because neither of them wanted to be the first one to break it.

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