Humor: expetativa e realidade. Casal, treinar, em forma, gordinhos

Never gonna stop thinking about the tragedy that is qDan. The last thing he ever said to anyone was "I'll see you later". He never made it home. He wanted to help. He promised to be back. He made a waypoint of Maxo's house so he would know how to get back. He played hide and seek with his child and sang him to sleep. He did his best to protect his partner despite never once having a piece of armor or a weapon. "Let me save you" is one of the lines he said that I remember the most. "Let me save you", he said, to someone who was much stronger than him. "I'll see you later", he said, to someone he would never see again. "Tell me when he wakes up", he said, about his child, because he wanted to be there. He wanted to help. He wanted so badly to be there. Let me save you. I'll see you later.

He never made it across the second river.

catching up on the breaking out of prison tazercraft vod and it's really funny and sweet to me that pac and mike have always been the people saying "ah vc não sabe pt? Então vai aprender agora" (oh you dont know portuguese? Good time for learning now, then) to gringos but as soon as they met walter bob in jail they were like "hey walter what language do you best speak? English? Okay!! We'll do english for you!!" They are best friends and can do no wrong your honor. Drop all the charges it's okay I know the law.

for the ones who didnt understand the video:

that video is an old video of cellbit drunk and falling and sleeping on the floor after saying the global warming is happening because a lot of people believe in god

last but not least!

I actually can't explain how happy it makes me to see Maxo get more attention and love/ fanworks since all this intense lore he's getting caught up in

Watching Dan the TDM's first qsmp vod, he says his first thought of what to do was become a gameshow host (but decided against it because he's done that before) why were both of Maxo's boyfriends written in the stars for him and he still ends up with neither of them

I need everyone to know that Austin and Foolish have kissed full on the mouth

Porque há beleza sim no corpo de um homem gordo...

GORDINHO GOSTOSINHO!

This is my drawing for @killproof , for @applehearted 's QSMP Art Exchange! I hope you like it!

Stop drawing qMax so fucking skinny

He is a gordinho gostosinho, respect that

Girl help, the fanartists are twink-ifying Maximus.

I love that during the interview, after qroier shows up, qmax makes the comment about how him and qcellbit are an absolute hurricane/tornado and he shold have interviewed them separately... as if... you know. As if qroier really had been invited AT ALL and not just crashed the show and stayed there 'till the end lmaoooo

forever: can i use my campaign list?

maxo: yeah sure

[the brazilian anthem starts to play]

Everyone better get together and build Max the best tv studio EVER or istg