she always reads his ass like a book god bless baghera

Q!bagi: do you even have a warrant?

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Q!bagi: oh now that you have a warrant I'll only speak with my lawyer present

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Q!bagi: oh my lawyer is cellbit, you have to wait until he's here ;)

HER RP SKILLS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD, YOU CANNOT WIN AGAISNT HER WHEN IT COMES TO LEGAL RP

LOOK AT HIMMM

he wasn't a part of the conversation, He DIDN'T KNOW that Phil shouted at Tallulah but one look at her and he was quick to put himself between His Sister and his Father.

he knows who was the danger in that scenario AND IT BROKE MY HEART THAT IT WAS THIER OWN FATHER

Since the beggining, I loved how Wilbur always asks Tallulah not to break all her signs, specially those sweet and heartfelt messages and memories. I know I loved it because it’s cute and wholesome but I realized that I loved it in a deeper way than that when Forever said that Tallulah’s house is not big but has a soul that it doesn’t compare to any big builds he did and is doing.

Tallulah’s house preserve memories in a way any pictures and letters can’t do. Pictures can capture a moment but a sign an egg placed captures the feelings of that moment. It’s little glimpses to the past where you could experience it in your own perspective. Without visual representation, you are only reminded by how it made you feel/ feeling you think it brought. Looking at a picture you see it from the outside, like through a window but reading a sign feels like you were there when it happened. A letter is very premeditated and well thought out but the signs are spontaneous and capture beautiful moments as they happen. It makes you read it from the perspective of the original recipient of the sign or being reminded of how you read it the first time you did. One of those that I love is from Bobby. I remember Jaiden used to go boating and stop at a shore where one of Bobby’s signs read: “I will wait for Jaiden here” or something similar. I believe it has not been destroyed yet. I believe I also remember seeing it on one of Phil’s or Fit’s streams after Bobby’s death.

I hope other Ccs also let their eggs not destroy every sign they put out and also I hope admins are given an unlimited amount of signs so if and when all this ends, there are little pieces of the eggs left behind. Little reminders of their presence long after they’re gone in all corners of the island.

THE BOOK TITlE LMAOOO “To Phil (and not the devil inside him)”

Damn she unintentionally roasted the Ender King lmao

He’s not gonna like that lol

Ron is alive and SERVING CUNT

Florida man wrestles crocodile to defend boyfriend roommate

The way tubbo immediately gets nervous at the idea of sunny not appearing when teleporting from the way stone

His separation anxiety extends to his daughter now I fear nothing happens to her

cellbit: im not mad at foolish anymore, he was trying to protect richas

he will be so mad when he discovers it was a lie

q!tubbo: yeah my hole is more reserved now

q!baghera: whaat, nooo, your hole is so massive and beutiful you should share it with everyone!

q!tubbo: you think so *hi hi* some day I'll share it ~<3

"But why are People here raising Eggs?"

"you will see"

oh Acau... you poor fool

forced parenthood is one of the many features that came when residing on this island

YOU WILL GET ATTACHED

Tubbo's Life Lessons:

Don't spend 1 million dollars on a Minecraft server

Look both ways on the road unless it says only one way

It's possible to survive on soley on microwave meals

Never get into an Uber with Etoiles if you really need to piss in Paris

If you are ever approached by a wasp, sit still and they generally don't give a shit about you and fly off

If you are ever on a trampoline and you are trying to do a twisting back don't fall on the side of the trampoline and fall off or else you will have to get surgery to get it twisted back around

It is not actually the end of the world if you fuck up your taxes

If you are ever in the club and getting too drunk (or train station), they are legally required to give you free water if you ask

If you are going to drop out of school, have a back up plan

If you get hit it hurts, and you may get hit back

Quest Complete!

"My life is in shambles" - Tubbo 2023

Don’t worry everyone! In canon the eggs are just going to a summer camp (most likely in a deep sleep) while the federation is on strike ;)

cucurucho knew what they were doing giving philza a trident.

let birdman spread his wings! enrichment for his enclosure! he has been messing around w the trident/pearl strat for so long now (also laughing at fit lmao)