"you're all talk."

Screaming at Fortnite making Luke more of a Chadified Himbo than his father.

Ya know what's crazy?????

The fact that Blitz knows so many famous people. He dated Verosika, is having a thing with Stolas, knows Fizzarolli, and now Asmodeus. He kind of knows Bee and Mammon... kind of-

Idk I just find it really funny. Like Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are all like "its you????" ya know, that one line from episode three. But honestly, it seems like him being him is working-

(I know the others know famous people too, like Loona knows Bee, Millie and Moxxie probs know Stolas a bit too, but like I feel like Blitz somehow just has more personal connections with them, save for Bee and Mammon ig, but I can see him and Oz becoming good friends and I stand by that. Also I can definitley see Mammon and Bee remembering him so that still counts as knowing them-)

it’s not surprising, but still ridiculous, how many people are being weird about jamie and his mom. like i promise it’s okay to openly love, be affectionate with, seek comfort from & cuddle up with your parents if you have that close relationship. there were definitely things i didn’t love about the ep (i wish jamie’s breakdown hadn’t been such a funny scene and been played with more sincerity and james tartt sr i would kill you with my bare hands) but honestly every moment of jamie and his mom was, to me, perfect.

i just think it’s funny how many comments like this one i’ve seen, all saying things you could believe his father has said to him or about him in canon. like that’s the whole point of his character, people! a huge part of the intolerable dickhead we meet in season one is because in a lot of ways jamie’s dad was technically right about him. he is soft! and sensitive! loves to be praised! and a bit of a crybaby! and i’m gonna say it with my whole chest, that boy is bisexual. he’s so preformative when we first meet him, it hurts to think about the kind hearted little softie that was scared shitless under the person he made himself into after the emotional, physical & sexual abuse his father put him through. 

jamie’s mom was really young when she had him, they survived through years of abuse together, she was probably the only person he could always be soft in front of, and he clearly thrives on physical affection. i couldn’t be happier that they gave him this wonderful mother who he feels completely comfortable going to when he needs someone to cuddle him close and listen to his problems and not judge him when he needs to have a bit of a cry in her arms. it’s also really common for people who’ve gone through the kind of childhood abuse jamie did to age regress when really stressed or when they’re triggered, and it’s probably so good for his psyche that she never makes him feel dumb or small for it.

mummy’s boy jamie tartt my beloved, i see you and you mean everything to me!!!

in former pens goalie news, beloved babe emil larmi’s team won the swedish hockey league championships AND he was mvp

Crowley's voice when he says "celestial harmonies," "notorious son of Satan," and "here to destroy you all" (as Bildad) is the one he will use on s3 to whenever he refers to Aziraphale as "Supreme Archangel".

so tommyinnit is bi-curious…. American may have gotten to him….

Someone finally took his phone away from him, huh.

Can't believe reaver canonically practices safe sex

in other news Kid-Nap was confirmed as a BL and now the obnoxious ON stans are protesting on the streets I-- 💀

Did you guys know b dylan hollis got a newspaper article written about him

I love not keeping up with marvel comics anymore, cause every time I hear random news about something they are doing it’s just like…what do you mean Nightcrawler has his own Spider-Man comic right now???? Last I heard about him, he was starting a religious cult on mutant cult island or something.

The experience of going on the javid tag and seeing both newsies content and that one furry artist that draws super buff wolf characters.

ricordiamoci che mimmo “non aveva capito” e mo’ lo ha baciato

vinny hitting a million subs 5 times in 10 minutes is the most vinesauce thing ever actually

are we shocked that nick is the aggressor???? he really said, "hihihi, i'll call you daddy."