#god dude. old people are SO goddamn sad.
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The more that you say, the less I know
Steve x (Henderson!)Reader, based on the song Willow -Taylor Swift --> my Taylor songs masterlist
Summary: Y/N is Dustin's older sister, she comes to town and meets Steve. But it seems the boy has some commitment issues...
Angsty but fluff ending <3 , between 1.5-2k words
I'm like the water when your ship rolled in that night.
Rough on the surface but you cut through like a knife
“My sister is coming to town! I’m gonna meet her here” Dustin said excitedly, hanging on the Family Video counter while Steve was focussing on organizing some tapes. “Wow, wow, wait. I didn’t know you had a sister?” he questioned, looking up from his work for a split second. “Duh, didn’t I mention that?” Dustin answered confused. “No? why didn't you mention such an important family thing but litterally tell me all kinds of other annoying and boring stuff?” the boy complained. “Well, she’s my half-sister and lived with her dad for 4 years now. So I haven’t seen her in ages. But she’s really great and smart.” Dustin talked admiringly with a big smile on his face. “Actually, she would be a pretty great match for you, weren’t you like.. searching for the one or something like that” Dustin suggested. Steve chuckled. “Dude, I appreciate the matchmaking but I don’t think your sister is going to be something for me, no offense” he waved off uninterested while walking away from the counter to stack some shelves.
“Hey dude! She’s kind and like... pretty funny actually, but okay” Dustin said disappointed, following Steve through the store like a puppy. “And by the way, I’ve given up on finding the one, it’s bullshit” Steve sighed.
That’s when the bell rang, a beautiful girl that looked around 20 years old entered the shop. “Y/N!!” Dustin screamed running to the girl. “My god Dusty you’re all grown up I can’t believe this” she giggled while hugging him tight. Steve looked at her with wide eyes when they approached hem. Never in his life did he expect that Dustin Herderson’s sister would look like that, sound so sweet and cause a weird tingling feeling in his stomach. He was shocked, to say the least.
“You never told me your sister was going to be so goddamn hot” he whispered in Dustin’s ear. “Ew dude, calm down with those words” he answered. “You must be the guy who’s been babysitting my little brother,” Y/N smiled. “Um - I-well… you could call it babysitting.. but..” Steve stuttered, making Dustin giggle. “I’m Y/N” you interrupted, reaching out your hand. “I’m Steve, nice to meet you” he smiled back.
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The more that you say, the less I know.
Wherever you stray, I follow
It became a habit, visiting Steve when he had his break. It almost felt like a dream. The autumn sunshine in the afternoon. You and him picnicking under the tree in the beautiful field hidden behind Family Video. Laughing, touching, teasing. In the last 3 weeks, you two became closer and closer. Other people might say it was easy, Steve liked you and you liked him. Why wouldn’t you start dating? At first sight it all seemed obvious. You saw each other almost every day and it had been a while, since Nancy actually, that Steve had been showing interest in a girl for that long. But it wasn’t that easy. And you didn’t understand it at all. It was like you knew two different boys. Every time you got closer, Steve shut down.
It was a wednesday afternoon when you leaned on the counter, nibbling on some sandwich, staring at the boy you developed the biggest crush on. You both sat in silence. “Steve” you sighed. He didn’t look up. “We need to talk about our conversation from yesterday”. You had asked him on a date the other day, finally finding the courage. You didn’t even need that much confidence since you two already acted like a couple sometimes. He changed the subject immediately after you asked. As if you didn’t already go on some kind of dates when you picnick or pick up Dustin together after school. It left you confused and sad.
“What is there to talk about” he snapped. Your heart sank, surprised by the angry tone in his voice. His eyes filled with guilt immediately after he saw the hurt in his eyes. “If I’m that horrible or just some toy to fix your boredom with, you could just tell me” you responded, turning around to leave and go home to be alone. “No, I’m sorry Y/N, I…” he sighed from behind you. “You what? Tell me” you turned around angrily. Steve didn’t seem to know what to say. A doubtful look plastered his silent face. “That’s what I thought” you said disappointed and he watched you walk away.
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Wait for the signal and I'll meet you after dark
Show me the places where the others gave you scars
Your bedroom was silent, you laying there in your bed, thinking, crying, an ache in your heart. It seemed all very dramatic, you laying there in the dark, not able to fall asleep while the rain splattered on your window. It was almost midnight when you got startled by a silent knock on the glass. Steve stood there. Drenched. You rushed out of your bed to open the window before the boy could fall off the roof or something.
“Steve what are you doing here?! You’re soaked” you were worried, but still angry. “I’m so sorry, it’s just… it’s just so confusing” he said shivering. He looked sad, almost like he’d been crying too but it was hard to see with all the rain on his face. You didn’t answer and grabbed a warm towel from your closet first. “Here” you whispered, putting the soft towel around him, feeling his broad shoulders underneath the material. His features softened when you touched him and he looked comfortable. It was silent, your bodies close. “Why are you here?” You asked softly, trying not to drown in the hazel eyes staring lovingly into yours. You didn’t understand, one moment he snaps at you and acts like there’s nothing between you two. The other moment he looks at you like he’s never been more in love.
“I’m sorry for playing with your feelings.” He sighed. “I really am”.
“Then explain it to me, why?” you whispered while he was toying softly with a lock of hair on your shoulder. Your foreheads almost touched. “I’m scared,” he said with a crack in his voice.
He seemed so vulnerable, you had never seen him like this. Little shivers from the cold, his eyes teary and filled with guilt. You stroked his wet brown locks softly and he leaned into your touch, closing his eyes. “Come sit on the bed with me” you suggested.
“The thing is.. I-I’m acting so weird because it’s the first time in a long time I felt this way” Steve confessed. “What do you mean? Why is that bad?” You asked. “It makes me scared, I have this terrible feeling, that this will fail, that you will get bored of me eventually and.. it’s not going great at home, I know that’s not an excuse but, I’m.. I..” he stuttered, nervously toying with his fingers. You touched his hands delicately, trying to give him some comfort. “I won’t hurt your feelings like others might have done, if that’s your concern, I promise.” You whispered, pressing a soft kiss to his cheek. “This is what scares me too, the goddamn tingles I get when you do that” he chuckles, being a little more comfortable. “That’s not a bad thing Stevie. I don’t know the details of what happened with you before, but I can tell you, love is not a bad thing” you said. “Love?” he asked. You nod. “Can I kiss you?” he said, moving closer. “Please”
Wreck my plans
That's my man
Kissing Steve Harrington was one of the best things ever. He was tender, yet passionate. You were laying on your bed now, making out with your legs tangled and your hands in his soft hair. “I could kiss you forever” he sighed while placing soft kisses on your cheek and neck. “So, don’t stop then” you teased. Steve giggled, grabbing your hips and pulling you even closer to him with a soft groan of satisfaction. “Don’t challenge me, baby”.
You fell asleep in his arms that night. Your head on his chest, his chin resting in your hair. His arms were wrapped tightly around you and your one leg was placed on top of his. His warmth and smell made you fall in a deep sleep. Listening to his soft breath. In the arms of your man.
#steve harrington#steve harrington x reader#stranger things#stranger things x y/n#steve x you#steve harrington fluff#steve#steve stranger things#steve x reader#joe keery#steve harrington angst
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Ballistic Headcanons (some x reader?)
Fandom: Apex Legends
Character: Ballistic
Notes: kinks mentioned, you are responsible for all media you consume etc etc, religion mentioned, pet names
a/n: I went mental for the old man and here we are. another midnight HC list!! I do not control when the writing gods strike okay 😭
General HCs
him and Horizon are lowkey besties (pov you bond over the shared trauma of losing a son)
prolly tolerates her and Fuse the most out of the other legends (Fuse comes across as a pretty amiable guy despite it all tbh)
if sad wet cat was a person, he is it
speaking of cats, HE IS A CAT PERSON!! has like 50 and the MRVNs take care of them while he's away
if he gets called Monty, there is a 99% chance he will break your legs
fences, prolly owns a real sword (rich people tingz)
and speaking of rich people, hoards art like a fucking DRAGON (think Tilda from Horizon FW but less evil)
basically canon but mans is a Hellenistic pagan
given the bust of Zeus, he probably has a shrine for him somewhere on the estate
I'd imagine another patron of his is Athena (i.e. strategic warcraft and wisdom. I mean cmon he quotes literature everywhere, a very learned fella)
protects his tea stash at the Apex HQ with his LIFE (if there's no canon HQ just pretend there's one in Solace City by the firing range)
dramatic little bitch ("by the gods, I'm down ☹️")
fashion-conscious at the very least (thinking of the kill quip about burying his opponent "in a more respectable outfit than that")
Romantic HCs
is SO quiet about his private life (I mean after his wife and child leaving him why wouldn't he be?)
and with that #baggage, he's very nervous to admit to himself that he's romantically/sexually interested in someone again
if he does find himself interested in someone, he finds it difficult to put aside his public persona (a subconscious and self-protective habit)
but when he falls, he falls so damn hard !!! he's afraid of coming on too strong as well. will probably suss out the vibes of said person
ANYWAYS, if his s/o is in the Games, he feels so damn bad about hurting them it's basically a flight risk lol (and THIS is why there are anti-fraternization rules)
if legend!s/o does get hurt, this man is so good at makeup sex godDAMN
is definitely one to worship and spoil his partner
pet names like dear, darling, pet, luv, angel, god(dess), my love, beloved, my *insert pet name here*
considers himself a pretty vanilla dude with a crippling breeding kink (no matter the sex of his s/o)
cooking for those he cares about is lowkey a love language of his
#kieranwritess apex legends#apex legends fanfic#ballistic apex#ballistic x reader#august montgomery brinkman#august brinkman#so down bad#apex legends x reader#apex legends headcanons
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Why do you think Kyman gets so much hate? I can understand some things about what people don’t like about it but some of the things they say, the harassment is so out of pocket. Especially on Tik Tok! It is like a battle ground out there and they all will shoot you down immediately if you SAY anything. I just wanna love Kyman without it seeming like a punishment 😭😭
Dude I totally feel you. It's so much easier to live and let live so I don't understand how these ppl have the energy to be so aggressively hurtful all the time. This has been said before ad nauseum but for god's sake, it's JUST a fucking tv show. I'm too old for this shit.
(longer explanation under the cut! like... extremely long lol I'm so sorry my thoughts about this have been building up for a while 😅)
I think the extremely aggressive kyman hate is a symptom of growing poor media literacy and the larger "purity culture" trend that's been present online for a while now. It's very reminiscent of American Evangelicalism or Puritanism, where members of the church have to follow a very specific set of rules for behaving and thinking and if you deviate from those rules in the slightest, you're shot down immediately by the community and shamed for being sinful and blasphemous, all to keep you on the "righteous path" and avoid burning in hell for eternity. This is why so many puritanical christians in the US hate themselves for doing what most of the world sees as normal behavior, and simultaneously force that self-hating worldview onto others to "save" them. (For example see this video by FD Signifier on youtube explaining how hardcore religious ppl/conservatives are doomed to be bad in bed because they see sex as "evil" when in reality it's a normal part of human behavior 😬 It's long but very good).
Though, it's important to note that ppl who think this way may not even be christian themselves, but the behavior is so pervasive in american culture that you absorb it even if you're not a puritanical christian. (for example, to quote Ian Danskin, athiests may think "I don't believe in god, but the god I don't believe in is Jehovah). Tons of the first generation of white USAmericans were exiled British puritans who were kicked out of their home country for essentially being self-righteous assholes and trying to force their shit worldview on everyone else lmao. And I think because so many online spaces are so USAmerican-centric, people from all over the world have started adopting that purity culture as well.
Now, South Park is extremely popular (duh). It's been around for decades so it has a ton of fans both old and new. Unfortunately a lot of new fans, especially young people, follow the show for very different reasons than the average normie/not-terminally-online viewer does. They take the characters out of their original context, use them like dolls to make their own stories and fan content, and ignore all the other blatantly controversial shit that's been going on in the show since day 1 (which is why so many exclusively make blasé creek fanworks imo). They want to keep their thoughts "pure" and only engage with content that's approved by the puritanical online community
It's extremely fitting but also sad that Cartman is the scapegoat for everything wrong with South Park, both in the show and in the real world. Either ppl don't want to acknowledge he exists, or ppl latch onto him and project all of that puritanical hatred toward him or anyone that likes his character. Hell, even I'M guilty of this kind of thinking before I watched the show and understood Cartman's character better.
Kyman in particular is a target BECAUSE it involves Cartman, but also because people boil it down to shipping a nazi with a jew which, at the surface level, seems horrible! But if you've ever actually WATCHED the goddamn show, you know that is an extremely reductive and inaccurate interpretation of their characters. It's horribly poor media literacy. These ppl CANNOT seem to comprehend that you can enjoy watching a character who's a "bad person" without condoning their actions, and that enjoying the shipping dynamic of such characters DOES NOT make you a bad person by proxy.
A huge role of fiction as media is to explore ideas that may be harmful in the real world in a safe way because... *gasp* it's imaginary!! It makes you think and experience emotions you may not have the opportunity for otherwise! However, in the eyes of puritans, the fact you're even thinking about something like that makes you a sinner. It's a thought crime, which is why they consider us mentally "sick" for shipping kyman. So, they send hate at the drop of a hat and publicly vilify kyman shippers to reinforce that behavior with each other, all to say "Hey look at me!!! I'm a Good Person! see how much of a Good Person I am??? I'm gonna go to HEAVEN, and YOU'RE going to HELL". Like I said before, it's not that they necessarily believe in heaven or hell, but that's the general root of the behavior. It's performative puritan dog-piling. Also, because they haven't even fucking watched the whole show, they conveniently ignore all the other horrible shit the show portrays because random kyman shippers online are easy targets while Matt & Trey are gajillionaires who are essentially un-cancellable for things they do on the show at this point because, to quote Trey: For anyone to go up and go "Did you see this thing on South Park? That was really offensive" someone's gonna be like "Dude shut up 😒 that's just South Park".
Geez man this got super fucking long lmao. But my advice is to please take care of yourself because, and this super cliché to say, but FUCK the haters dude 🖕🖕🖕 You're engaging with media that brings you joy and exploring interesting ideas with a community of awesome artists/writers/meta-analysts and more. This is supposed to be FUN!! Anyone who tries to take that away from you or shame you into stopping is a fucking immature, holier-than-thou asshole who needs to get a fucking life. The block button is your friend, so use it early and often. You have the power to curate your own online space, and you shouldn't subject yourself to dealing with these dickheads (this is a big reason why I don't have a tiktok lol)
Good luck dude, and keep on shipping kyman 😎🤘❤️💚
#ask#anon#kyman#jesus h christ this is so long ajsfklsdf rip#lots of thoughts to get off my chest. yeesh#my post
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It's kind of a sad statement of the LGBTQ community's fakeness and digital structure online when the only person I've been able to openly talk out my trans bullshit with is my het dude military buddy, and trust me, what I rage about would get me hung online by people with agendas, but I have a feeling they're things other old queer people sit on while we stare at this digital shithole making us all look like clowns.
On the other hand, it's particularly affirming when the same issues I deal with are things that set him off on Manrants.
Like listen, I already had to accept the terrible string of "i am a straight man" in order. Like man, do you know how long i clung to he/him lesbian and just avoided talking about what I can only call Phallic Issues?
Cuz there's not even anywhere to talk about it. For one it's difficult and often inappropriate and for two, a bunch of digital goblins that aren't looking to Pass As A Life They Live, but rather Stick Out In Digital Arguments With A Rainbow Label have made this fucking conversation ungoddamn navigable to the people it was actually originally about. There's some bored person with 2.5 kids who's husband still hasn't found their clit trying to figure out their sexuality coming in fucking up literal like neuroscience and other dialogue because, how dare the *straight man be here at all, much less like, talk about sexual shit. People can't do that, that's illegal.
So where am I left going? Literally to my dudebros, that say all kinds of shit I generally don't even agree with politically, but they're the only motherfuckers who haven't set up so many fake social justice fences based on their own personal garbage comfort demands so I can literally go, no. Can you believe these dipshits want me to explain like they're five what happens inside a man's head?
And they be like nah man that's a trap the second you breathe a word about it you're cancelled.
Yeah, no shit.
Honestly I'm tired of so many things. I mentioned recently that coming out as a trans straight guy is a trap. You're man enough to be the token straight punching bag, but not enough for your perspective to be considered in conversations, without being grilled to justify Basic Truths until you have to say some shit someone can act offended about. And boy are the terfs pissed and happy to blow them dogwhistles on us
God i'm tired
it's not the gamerdudes on reddit driving up the trans suicide rate. it's you assholes. They genuinely Do Not Care if you identify as attack helicopters. They don't. They don't care I'm a dude. They were basically like yeah what about it you've always been dudegirl that's whatever dude. It's this digital shithole that turns it into a whole goddamn ceremony fused with astrophysics.
I'd rather hang out with dudes I've known for 20 years that occasionally fuck up a pronoun by force of habit and actually laugh at how it looks/sounds now, than deal with you assholes acting like i skinned your child because I didn't read a 3 page Carrd about your narcissism or people who decide every convo is a chance to proselytize their own personal label's struggle.
And that says nothing about the fact that people have set up this conversation so we can't even address that YES, THERE ARE FAKERS. Are trans people dangerous, no. Are narcissists that can play boggle with gender arguments dangerous? Yes.
Think about 2po. I still call him him, because his friends, like his pal snotrag that doxxed my friend with him, even still calls him pat. But see, when he went viral as a proven fail and everybody was talking about pat, suddenly, pat had a gender discovery and was they/them will. Nevermind the more masculine name and that the person was initially a cis man, I guess they had a deep come to jesus moment and deeply identified as the Fail Gender. I guess that script blast was so hard it knocked the he/him right off of them. Considering the pepe memes his buddy uses, I wouldn't be surprised if 2po logs onto his personal to psot attack helicopter jokes and laugh at this godforsaken shithole.
(That's not to say all they/them nb is invalid either before some titanic dickhead proves the real point of this whole post and the need to add constant asterisks to avoid some shitheaded bored kid seeking attention starting a fight)
People only make the bad, dead, beat out joke at our expense because of the people that make us look like fucking comedy with their weird bullshit. Stop it.
But sure keep hyper obsessively segregating us into microlabels and pretending it's helping trans people or breaking down gender roles or what the fuck ever.
Yeah them microlabels are decent ways to describe facets of human sexual potential, and can/should be tools to help you sort your head out. But my bio shouldn't have to look like an ingredient label on processed food to engage in this conversation. It's not fucking complicated, Karen. If you have to do that many goddamn backflips to argue your way into this conversation maybe stay the fuck out of it.
Just because it's true that you don't need active dysphoria to be trans (and sometimes almost have Triggers specific to things like, I dunno, sexuality) doesn't mean it gets to be the jungle gym of every fucking teenager on the internet trying to figure out their general identity, and stop trying to call my still untransitioned trans ass a terf or a truscum for it, you fucking terfs. Stop flipping this shit around.
Literally if you look at twitter/tumblr, 50% of the world is trans. And while that's a charming thought for a dialogue about the repressed minority or the truth of Gender or whatever the fuck, in the real world, less than 1% identify, and those of us that exist in real world queer spaces might GENEROUSLY estimate maybe 5%? like cap? If I took 95% of you motherfuckers, unplugged your internet and dropped you in the Appalachians, you probably wouldn't be trans or care about trans issues by the time you stumbled out. But that's the life some of us have actually been through, so stop shitting on the mountain trail, it's rough enough out here.
Most of you are logging off to your 2.5 kids and husband anyway. Don't call me a biphobe for it. By all means sweetie go figure your shit out, fuck up and out whatever storm with whomever you want, go figure out your bullshit, but stop trying to make your bullshit the communal bullshit. We fucking get it. You got to the party late and your shit still has you uncomfortable. Stop trying to take over the fucking party, your music choice sucks. Back to the hetero world with you.
But most of you never will. You're never gonna pursue it. You're just gonna fuck around in our conversation to try to actually make it to conform to you, which somehow always makes the hets and terfs the dominant force on this conversation under all the screaming noise. You won't LET it impact your lives the way it has those that have lived experiences, you try to make US clean up and sterilize OURS. Lived experiences also doesn't mean Have Already Fucked And Found Out, and if you even thought that argument, disqualify yourself from ever speaking on this again, because you clearly aren't even vaguely in touch with the queer experience, you're in touch with the Seeking A Place To Belong experience. It's adjacent, but not the same.
Realistically, 99% of the supposed digital queer community are, at best, Questioning, and using digital personas to fuck around and find out. The fucking LGBTQ conversation has been just. utterly hijacked and clowned unto itself by people Questioning, but not willing to ask the hard parts, and demand those uncomfy parts stay away from their LARP.
Hard pass.
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Oshi no ko episode 1
He's a pedo ):< ewwwwwwwww
EEWWWWWWW FUCK THST HES AN GYNOCOLOGIST
She's 16
SIX TEEN
No
Oh my god
Jesus Christ I know 16 year Olds have their own agency but also Jesus Christ why is her voice actor sound so much older (we are watching dub)
Different note, I hate the fact that an idol having a kid is treated as a bad thing. Like also having a relationship with people it's just fucked.
Jesus oh my god we're glamourising natural births
Dude what is happening
What the fuck
It's quite cute that the babies have one sparkly eye like Ai it's very cute
How has he been eating????
Ai is really cool
No No no
Ruby is gonna kill me
Okay good
I DONT KNOW WHO IS IN RUBYS BODY BUT EITHER WAY THEYRE SUPER WEIRD
ITS STILL NOT OKAY
"act good and possibly a second marriage to a handsome actor in the future" omg I love thst
Different note, Ruby is 100% the child that got him into Ai right?
AAAAAHH NO
It immediately was like "look!"
I kinda like that this show shows the fucked up world of being an idol.
THE BABIES DOING THE GLOW STICK WAS SO FUNNY
I FUCKING LOST IT
COMPARING BRING YOUR KIDS TO BRINGING A DOG IS SO FUNNY
WHY IS HE GIVING A Business CARD TO LIKE A 7 YEAR OLD???
Why did he tell him about the music video stuff
Omg the director is just okay with a chatty child
Omg this is so interesting
OMG THERES ANOTHER CHILD
Omg it's so funny "I can't kill her"
Omg he's been calling him creepy this whole time
Awe she's just a kid that's kinda sad
THREE?!?!? HES THREE?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK
I love that it's just "yaaaay fun" and then it's "noones found my corpse yet"
Oh god this poor girl
I want her to be able to dance and live and exist and just amazing
Awwee it's kinda really really sweet
OMG THATS SO FUNNY SHES SO OBVIOUSLY A KID AND I LOVE THAT
"Don't be stupid and meet with the father" "ofcourse ^-^" -planning to meet the father-
I like how the young her hasn't just empty spots instead of the stars
I just realised that this episode was an 1hr and 20 min I was wondering how this episode got so much stuff in it by 20 mins
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM
WHY WOULD YOU STAB HER
FUCK HIM I HATE MEN IM SO SORRY I KNOW NOT ALL MEN BUT THEN WHY IS THE STEREOTYPE BASED IN MEN
Omg you're a doctor try to help her
WHAT THE FUCK
There's gotta be more like she's not dying coz there's 10 more episodes so it'll be okay right it'll be okay
OMG AQUA DO SHIT
OMH AND SHES SO HAPPY THAT IT'S NOT A LIE
Omg omg omg omg
IS SHE DYUNG WHAT THE FUCK
HER EYES
What the fuck
What the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK
What the fuck
SHES DEAD
HOW IS SHE DEAD
WHAT TE FUCK HOW HOW
OH MY GOS WHAT THE RCUK
WAJT THE FUCK HOW IS THERE MORE EPISODES
I like ruby I like ruby "why is the internet like this" damn I want to hug her
What the fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck I thought this was going to be a fun anime what the fuck
Oh my god he's figuring it out that it was the boyfriend
OH MY GOD IS THAT WHAT THE SHOW IS ABOUT
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A FUN ANIME BUT ITS AVTUALLY A DETECTIVE DRAMA WHAT EH FUCK
What the fuck
Holy shit I'm fucking FLABBER GHASTED
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE ANOTHER SPY X FAMILY ENERGY NOT THIS
OMG ITS THE DEAD MITHER AND DEAD BEAT DAD TROPE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING HERE ON THIS DAY
Holy shit that was too good
I'm usually not into these kind of anime but it got me goddamn good luck to me on the other side
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BG3 playthrough - Bhaal Temple
Mega mega spoilers:
Wow! So that’s my personal arc complete then. Holy smokes.
Yanno I’ve joked how unfortunate it is that I seem to have picked every best choice (for what I personally like) for my very first run, and now nothing will be as fun for me to try in subsequent playthroughs - picked a drow, picked a bard, and picked dark urge - but like. Honestly, honestly, I don’t know how much time and effort I have in me to invest 200+ hours every time I want to play again, how many more times I’m going to actually do that. I can imagine some nebulous future playthrough where I would have enjoyed all this stuff for the first time after playing the game already but… I don’t know. As much as I joke, I think it’s fine. I know full well that I don’t have the time for unlimited playthroughs to discover new stuff, so I’m glad at the very least I can say I did one big run and saw most of the very best content.
The temple begins with the farslayer fight - what a pain in the goddamned ass. Had to really metagame for that, and sneak someone over to the far side of the area to hide until the fight begins so I can start chipping away at the dude right away.
Act 3 is more spare for lore and set dressing than the previous acts, but the little things that were there in the temple, I liked. The two folks Orin transformed into, whoever those ended up being in your game, are dead on slabs here, and it was very gross to find my old room, and always unsettling to find old things I’ve written. Orin has been kind of just irritating so far - but like a lot of other people, I now find Orin just very sad. She’s everyone’s second choice, desperate to prove herself, and no one cares. Not her mother, not her father, not her spawn sibling, not her god, not her allies. Even the fans don’t like her.
Holy smokes, if you’re a dark urge, she changes into your tav! I had no idea! You can hear your tav actually SPEAKING an entire paragraph of lines! That floored me!
Player characters speaking lines is apparently controversial - many gamer bros feel that having the main character speak is “ruining the immersion”. I mean. My tav is an enormous buff purple guy. We are fighting armies and undead creatures and beholders and driders and evil clowns that want to kill us. You think that hearing my own character talk is going to be the thing that ruins my immersion?...??? So, I’m generally really not on board with this whole player-characters-should-never-speak thing. HOWEVER - however - I do have to say, that fact that your tav doesn’t speak through the game, the fact that you only ever hear them in little bits and pieces of reactions as you click around, the fact that you’re FAMILIAR with your tav’s voice but you never really get to hear it very much - that makes this scene extremely startling! At least for me! I thought it was so cool, so unexpected, this scene is probably going to remain one of the most memorable moments of the game for me. If my tav was always talking in their dialogues, this wouldn’t have been remarkable at all. (I have voice 3 btw: I know voice 5 is the “official” dark urge voice, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ whatever. I like voice 3)
(just as far as it goes logistically - I assume that Larian just physically couldn’t record speaking lines for the player character. They have eight different voice choices, and just THINK of all the extra dialogue there would be to record. They didn’t even record the dialogue for origin characters, and those already have established voice actors, so clearly it’s not a question of immersion. If the choice is between a speaking player character, and more choices in terms of dialogue, I’ll take the larger amount of content and I won’t complain about it)
I got very worried about the duel with Orin - a one-one-one with my squishy little bard? I was having flashbacks to Lae’zel’s second romance where she wiped the floor with my purple ass in one single turn. I was really surprised how easy the fight was though. I don’t think that’s necessarily bad - I think once again it just makes me feel bad for Orin. Even a shitty bard can take her out pretty quickly. The nice ring that I got from dinosaur land lets me cast an enchantment as a bonus action after landing a hit, so it was pretty simple to just keep her contained with fear from dissonant whispers, then chip her down with attacks and with a summons I brought along.
Sceleritas is SO UPSET if you lose the duel. He’s a creepy little creep that likes murder and torture, but he also genuinely really loves the dark urge, too. It’s weirdly sweet. (His welcome to the durge when you reach the temple is adorable as well) I took his body after everything was all done and found a good spot to lay it to rest. Just felt weirdly compelled to do that.
HOLY SHIT what a cool character arc wrap up. How satisfying. Saying my final big fuck you to daddy Bhaal. I’d rather die than continue to be his tool - fine then, die. And Withers steps in to play his uno reverse and brings me back. It felt so satisfying to hear Withers explain that Bhaal had only killed what he knew about and had access to, my dark urge, the murder, the intrusive thoughts. That’s been burned out of me now, and everything that’s left is all me, all free. Your companions add their comments - Astarion says that you are more than what Bhaal made you to be, which of course is literally what he also said to Cazador, when Cazador told him that he was made to be consumed. You guys are giving me the warm fuzzies, knock it off! And now courtesy of Withers, I have more epithets: Challenger of Gods, Child of None.
“Does this mean Withers is my dad now?” -my tav, at some point probably
AMAZING. Holy smokes. Everyone who is a BG3 fan needs to play a resisting durge at least once. It really is so amazing.
(it’s neat trying to reconcile my random choices that I made at the start of the game when I didn’t know anything about what the plot was going to be, with the things I know now. Bard seems, I guess, maybe a bit of an odd class for a dark urge. When would a Bhaal cultist have bothered to learn music and poetry and instruments? I think with my tav, perhaps he was a very theatrical and charismatic cult leader, and that’s where that comes from, with a great big side helping of performing like a funny little trained monkey for Kressa Bonedaughter while I was in her care - that’s where he would have got his silly starting bard clothes from)
That’s my personal quest all wrapped up, then. I actually feel now like I’m getting close to the end of the game, only a few things left to do. Next up is the iron throne bullshit and yikes guys. I tried it twice the other night and failed spectacularly both times. The second time I at least managed to get SOME people back to the sub in time, but I am not satisfied with just some.
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Just some quick thoughts on All In. There will be spoilers.
Zero Hour
I, 100% did not expect Adam and MJF to win, at all. I expected there to be the initial start of a betrayal or something. I was pleasantly surprised, since I love the two of them.
Aussie Open seems really good. I should probably check out ROH.
Hook is one of my favorite anime protagonists, and Jack Perry has improved so much by being a complete piece of shit.
Also, Taz being hyped up for everything Hook does will literally never get old. Dude just sounds so proud every damn time.
CM Punk vs Samoa Joe
I don't really care a whole lot about CM Punk. I've seen a few of his pre-AEW matches, and I think he cuts a fun promo. I also think he's clearly enjoying himself, which makes watching his matches more enjoyable, in their own way.
That said, watching Samoa Joe just beat the absolute fuck out of Punk for most of the match was beautiful. I missed Joe in the original ROH and TNA/Impact, but his NXT and WWE stuff was so fun. Joe works at such a great pace, too. He literally always feels like a threat.
Seeing "real world championship" in quotes every time they mention CM Punk’s belt always reminds me of when AJ Styles was being announced in WWE as "The Man Who Would Like to be Announced as 'The Face that Runs the Place'"
Golden Elite vs Bullet Club Gold w/ Takeshita
Juice Robinson is my favorite feral little gremlin in pro wrestling.
Jay White is a beautiful piece of shit and I love him for it. He's also so fucking good in the ring.
Takeshita is also fantastic and has been consistently great.
I love how much everyone hates Don Callis.
Golden☆Lovers OTP
Hangman Adam Page is one of all-time favorite wrestlers. Just always happy to see him out there.
Ibushi tried to murder people with his kicks and it was fantastic shit.
A shitty surprise pin on Kenny Omega is absolutely on brand. I was peeved in a good way.
FTR vs Young Bucks
Fuck the Revival. I also like FTR a lot. Been a fan of theirs since NXT, and I loved seeing them draped in gold not that long ago.
I don't always feel like watching a Young Bucks match, but I always enjoy the match when it's done.
FTR and the Bucks were top-tier tag team wrestling today.
I legitimately expected FTR to lose, given the legal troubles that Cash could be facing. Seeing FTR win was a nice surprise.
FTR having arm bands for Brodie Lee, Bray Wyatt, and Jay Briscoe was so sweet, and so sad.
Stadium Stampede
Find someone who loves you as much as Eddie Kingston hates Claudi Castagnoli.
Mox looked so fucking cool walking out.
Oh my god, Trent, why, what the fuck. Please stop.
Someone getting skewers stabbed into their heads will always make me wince and laugh simultaneously.
Penta being walked backstage by medics only to return as Penta Oscuro was amazing shit. Penta is great.
Wheeler Yuta is the perfect person in BCC to be a bloodthirsty little goblin that you want to see eat the pin. He does his job well.
Also Best Friends hugging Yuta only to beat him up was gold.
I lost track of what was happening at least 400 times during the match and I don't care. I was thoroughly entertained.
Dr. Britt Baker, DMD v. Toni Storm v. Saraya v. Hikaru Shida
I assumed Saraya was going to win as soon as I saw her come out to Queen with her entire goddamn family walking out.
Toni Storm is a beautiful disaster.
In the event that Saraya wouldn't be winning, I didn't want Britt to win.
But that's also primarily because I *wanted* Shida to retain. Also, I love that Shida's theme has big 90s X-Men vibes.
Shida in general is just great. She should win every match.
I also just had no real investment in Brit for this match. She just kinda felt like she could have been nearly any other woman from the women's division. She wasn't *bad* by any means, just not someone I was pulling for or against.
I'm curious to see what happens with this implosion of the Outcasts now that Saraya and Toni aren't on good terms.
I dislike Ronnie Radke musically and as a person, so I'm not really thrilled at the idea of hearing Saraya's music more now that she's the champ.
At the same time, given all the shit she's been through, I can't be too mad about them giving her a run.
I still want Shida to have an actual good, long run though. I love her matches.
Christian Cage & Swerve vs. Darby Allin and Sting
Schiavone shouting "IT'S STING" is one of my favorite things in wrestling.
Joker Sting is fun as hell.
Swerve is actually the coolest motherfucker on the entire roster, and it is a literal crime that he doesn't have a belt.
Christian Cage is a menace and I can't get over that he wrestles in a sleeveless turtleneck now.
Darby is here for a good time, not a long time.
Sting is SIXTY-FOUR GODDAMN YEARS OLD AND SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS STUFF.
Darby shouldn't either, but I'm fairly certain he's not even human anymore.
I love Swerve.
I also love Prince Nana.
Getting all of Wembly to shout "Swerve's house" probably felt cool.
This was fun as hell.
Will Ospreay vs Chris Jericho
bruv
Ospreay is so fucking good, dude. Like he's absolutely up there as one of the best to do this. Every match I've seen of his just blows me away.
Jericho is also absolutely one of the most versatile wrestlers of all time. I've seen this man reinvent himself like a dozen times, and every time feels just as natural as the one before it.
If they had Jericho win, there was going to be a riot.
Plz give me more Ospreay matches. Dude can fucking go.
I'm curious to know what happens with Jericho and Sammy now
House of Black vs The Acclaimed and Billy Gunn
HOB walking out with a lantern 😭
The Fireflies 😭
HOB looks so cool in white, holy shit.
I love Julia's hats.
I am not a cop, so obviously I love The Acclaimed.
Billy Gunn coming out in full-on Badd Ass Billy Gunn trunks made me feel like I was 12 again.
I love HOB, but if The Acclaimed didn't win this, after their whole mini arc of Gunn retiring, and Gunn bringing back BABG, I was gonna be mad.
Is there a rule that someone has to wreck Julia's shit every match, because lmao
A lot of fun.
Brody King scares the hell out of me.
Adam Cole vs. MJF
I went into this expecting heartbreak
Adam Cole, who took character inspiration from Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2, comes out sporting some definite Broderlands-vibe gear.
MJF is still wearing BTYBB gear.
MJF as this babyface-leaning thing is actually some of the greatest shit I've ever seen. The whole turmoil over using a weapon feels like Roddy Piper vs Bret Hart.
Cole being a desperate POS to the confused, hurt, and mad MJF was wonderful.
The tombstone onto the announce desk with metal reinforcement was brutal on my knees as a viewer.
lol Roddy. lmao.
MJF and Cole almost having a total falling out after the match was amazing.
Cole opting not to slam the AEW belt into MJF's head after the match, and they hug instead? Cinema.
Was I still deeply concerned that there was going to be a betrayal literally up until the PPV feed stopped? Oh hell yes. I watched Ciampa turn on Gargano after the little copyright stuff showed up in NXT. I will *still* be concerned about that until the moment it happens.
That said, I genuinely don't want it to happen because these dudes work so well together. They're just so fucking dorky in the best way.
Misc. Other Thoughts
I missed whatever happened with Miro and Hobbs, because I just missed the whole first hour of Zero Hour.
Apparently there was Drama involving Punk and Jack Perry-- I guess related to the use of actual glass in the windshield of the car that Hook and Perry wrestled on? Whatever. Punk isn't why I watch this stuff, but I would rather Perry not get screwed.
Why did they keep panning over to Mercedes Moné if she wasn't gonna do anything other than vibe to The Acclaimed's theme?
That being said, I was loving the wig she had on. I've been liking the shorter-cut wigs compared to the long-ass stuff she was wearing as Sasha Banks
A lot of people kept expecting Edge to show up at some point. I'm pretty sure I saw somewhere that his contract was extended.
Overall, this was, in all honesty, probably the best wrestling PPV I've ever watched. And, thanks to the invention of VHS tapes in my youth and the WWE Network as an adult, I have seen a *lot* of PPVs. This felt bigger than any Wrestlemania I've watched. I can't compare it to Wrestle Kingdom because I've never actually seen one of those all the way through. But it had numerous people who have been in Wrestle Kingdom matches, which were great.
I'm just annoyed that All Out is next goddamn week, because I don't want to shell out $100 in two weeks for this stuff.
Regardless. I love wrestling. We are in one of the greatest eras of pro wrestling, if not *the* greatest. What a time to be a fan.
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wait wait you like minari too? your taste is impecabble<3 just wondering, do you have any other favourite movies/recs?
sat on this bc I wanted to give a detailed response lolz I love minari so much I thought about youn yuh-jung's performance in that film for such a long time after watching it she was so gorgeous and so phenomenal and when she won the best supporting actress Oscar I about lost my damn mind, so so deserved
other things I love in no particular order:
-the favourite (I love Yorgos Lanthimos' work the lobster is another favorite and his new one coming out poor things looks AMAZING and like it was constructed specifically with all of my own personal tastes in mind - I'm so excited for it and need to read the book immediately)
-not to be a film bro but interstellar is top two of my favorite films of all times idc Nolan is a master and I watch and love everything he makes (ive watched tenet like 10 times and still have no idea wtf is going on and I LIKE THAT about it )
-not to be a basic bitch now but pride and prejudice is my favorite movie ever ever I watch it at least once a month every single month it'll never get old and yes I do cry at the end every time
-to go hand in hand with my love of historical romance novels I am also a great lover of period dramas obviously I love Emma (2020) so much it's a gorgeous work of art, Jane eyre (2011) I love Mia wasikowska, Marie Antoinette and anything else Sofia Coppola has ever made, Anna karenina (another Joe wright masterpiece)
-anything Wes Anderson but particularly Rushmore (1998) which is one of his lesser known films I feel like but it means a lot to me for various very personal reasons and I wish more people talked about it (I need to watch asteroid city immediately)
-PHANTOM THREAD greatest romcom of all time (jk hehe) but fuck Paul Thomas Anderson I don't like that dude
-everything guillermo del torro but particularly crimson peak (guillermo my man pls pls pls plsssssssss do Dracula and cast Adam driver I'll give u my first born plsssss splsssssss guillermo father pleaaassseeeeee!!!!)
-the green knight !!!!!!!!!!!! changed my brain when I watched it dev Patel is so fucking hot but also like it was just so gorgeous and such a wonderful adaptation and the monster fucker in me low key liked the green knight himself likeeeeeeee idk what to say I am the way I am
-Robert Eggers the light house, the man from uncle (I love most guy Richie films I love his high paced action and all that fun stuff), park chan-wook's STOKER !!!!!!!! I fucking love that film omg, everything Denise villeneuve too but particularly arrival is a goddamn masterpiece and it's so wrong that Amy Adams didn't win the Oscar for that (poor Amy with the no Oscar curse)
-for like comfort movies stepmom (1998) - devastating but I watch it all the time if I could live in any house from a movie ever it'd be Susan Sarandon's house in that movie, billy elliot (2000), 20th century women (2016), lady bird, funny girl - BARBARA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!, howl's moving castle, this is 40 (my favorite comedy ever), paterson (2016), uptown girls, the rocky horror picture show
-oh and more recently the banshees of inisherin moved me so incredibly deeply I actually recently got in an argument with someone who said that it was pointless and stupid and I was SO OFFENDED devastating funny introspective all the things I was very sad when Collin ferrel didn't win the academy award for it I thought he was so ... I don't know what the right word is I guess like changed? in the role of padraic and GOD BERRY KEOGHAN there goes that dream I cried so hard so beautiful Kerry Condon also they were all so spectacularly devastating in that film I could go on about it for days
sorry this was so long you guys know I love to run my mouth when given the opportunity hehe
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Les Mis 2018 Live Watch: Episode 1
- How did Baron Pontmercy survive being sandwiched between two horses?
- Lil baby Marius! He’s so cute!
- I reserve judgement on the casting so far, but I am not optimistic on Lily Collins as Fantine. Slightly more optimistic on Dominic West as Valjean. Liking David Oyelowo as Javert, though.
- Why is Javert dressed kinda like a cowboy? I think it’s the short jacket. His outfit just gives me cowboy vibes:
- Tholomyes and crew are scummy dickheads.
- I don’t know why I don’t buy Lily Collins as Fantine, but I just don’t.
- Fantine, why do you trust this man? He has dickhead written all over him. Jesus, girl, use your goddamn brain.
- Lil baby Marius is so adorable. I love him. Fuck Gillenormand though (but props to David Bradley for his excellent ability to portray awful people. Man’s got some serious talent).
- Yay Nicolette for letting Lil baby Marius see his dad. Love her, hope nothing bad happens to her but this is Les Mis.
- Oh holy god that’s Dominic West’s entire bare ass. I did not need to see that.
- David Oyelowo does a good job of playing Javert as kind of an asshole but also just a guy sticking to the rules without deviation. Liking it.
- They are kinda providing a little homoeroticism between Valjean and Javert, like subtextually, and I like it.
- Oh Fantine. You silly stupid girl. Why are you buying anything this awful man is saying? His talking of abandonment for a younger lover is blatant foreshadowing!
- Dominic West Valjean is growing on me. I feel very sad for him that he’s being treated badly because he’s a former convict.
- The Bishop of Dignes! I love him. What a lovely man. He’s just so kind to poor Valjean.
- Valjean, my dude, I understand your bitterness and anger, but don’t take it out on the dear Bishop who is being so very kind to you!
- Oh, Valjean. I get that the silver stealing has to happen but I don’t like it.
- Have I said how much I adore the Bishop? Valjean steals his silver and he’s not even angry and gives him more. What a man.
- Yes, Bishop, you get him on the path to redemption. I realise I’m gushing over him a lot but I just really like this old dude politely convincing this bitter ex convict to be a better man.
- I enjoyed Valjean’s little roar. You tried, my man.
- …are they crouching in the woods to piss? are we watching three ladies piss simultaneously?
- Seriously, Fantine, so many red flags. Your friends detest his friends and he’s a smarmy douche. Run. Run far.
- …they’re not coming back, are they?
- Douchebags and dickheads.
- Told you. Shouldn’t have trusted him Fantine.
- At least they paid for the meal?
- Uh oh. Valjean, my dude, what are you doing to the child?
- Don’t steal from a literal child!
- Ah, god, you arsehole. Poor Petit Gervais.
- At least he feels bad for it, I guess. Redemption doesn’t happen overnight.
- Baby Cosette! She’s very cute.
Final thoughts on episode one:
I do not like Lily Collins as Fantine. I don’t know why. I do like Dominic West as Valjean and David Oyelowo as Javert. I think they made Tholomyes too much of an obvious douchebag. It makes me far less sympathetic to Fantine, because it was so obvious what was going to happen. And her friends warned her.
Looking forward to episode 2. A cursory glance at the cast list shows only three named Barricade Boys (Enjolras, Grantaire and Courfeyrac) which is not a good sign, but I think I’ve got at least a couple of episodes before that.
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every tmbg album in a nutshell
idc if i skipped albums it's my post my choice
THE PINK ALBUM
1: paranoia???????
2: puppet heads
3: writer's block
4: i hate my life
5: oh no home invasion
6: why did my gf leave me :(
7: i'm a dad
8: kids with rabies are weird
9: the beatles suck ass ngl
10: FGEBUHIWJOKPOFJEH(W*)POKD
11: aNgeLS aRe rEaL
12: MY DOG FUCKING DIED
13: okay what the fuck
14: schizophrenia
15: disfigurement is cool
16: i don't wanna fucking die
17: stereotyping is real guys
18: huh
19: idk what this song is about but it's silly
LINCOLN
1: long distance relationship
2: MOOFBEHUJWIRU#*u9IKM
3: don't do drugs
4: male pattern baldness
5: parodies are fun
6: childhood nightmares amiright?
7: is this a metaphor for being a piece of shit
8: don't be sad bro
9: goddamn i sure love war
10: HAHA PUNS
11: abusive relationships frfr
12: fuck santa claus
13: fuck the haters
14: DIVORCE :D
15: whaaaaaat theeeeee fuuuuck
16: handstands are cool ig
17: i am going to kms
18: manipulating people to get what you want is awesome
FLOOD
1: self-advertising
2: nightlights are epic
3: COWBOY DIVORCE
4: history is cool
5: reincarnation
6: DON'T BE RACIST I AM A BUILDING
7: this can be a metaphor for anything
8: it's not the 1960's dude
9: cool rocks
10: stop moving chairs KYLE it's not cool
11: old people
12: this one's for all those lower-class workers
13: birds are so epic
14: more like taking a shit in the park
15: who the fuck is this guy
16: cave people
17: abusive relationships AGAIN
18: self-advertising AGAIN
19: the goddamn berlin wall
APOLLO 18
1: death lol
2: palindromes are so epic
3: enlarged to show texture
4: doppelgangers bro :(
5: biology class
6: is this about drugs
7: everyone skips this song
8: guitars are epic
9: pavlov's dog
10: why do they love singing about hateful relationships
11: why is this intro so fucking long
12: is this about jesus
13: wooooaaaaahh space
14: don't be shy bro
15: DEATH!!!!!
16: magicians
17: my adhd brain
18: oh finally an instrumental
JOHN HENRY
1: dreaming about death XD LOL
2: snails are amazing
3: getting stoned is cool
4: COWBOY DIVORCE AGAIN??
5: LEAN
6: this song was made for neurodivergents (in a good way)
7: french is cool
8: alice cooper is so fucking cool
9: does anyone even like this song
10: why does this song even exist bro
11: jail and greek philosophers
12: religious cults
13: this is apollo 18 all over again
14: it's giving tomorrow never knows by the beatles
15: SPOILER ALERT: james ensor
16: "it's too hot" "it's too cold" OH MY GOD AN EXPLOSION
17: stalker 😒
18: roblox jailbreak
19: what
20: woah this is darker than i thought it would be
FACTORY SHOWROOM
1: whore slut bitch cunt 🥰🥰🥰
2: drugs? AGAIN????
3: transgender
4: i see dead people
5: song of the summer
6: the original song was better
7: dysfunctional family
8: new wave battle
9: hypnotist of ladies's evil cousin
10: presidents are cool
11: ya like jazz 😏
12: I HEAR YOU
13: this is like take me to church by hozier but cooler
LONG TALL WEEKEND
1: oh my god we get another instrumental
2: mink car foreshadowing
3: lesley gore is an icon
4: rats are awesome
5: oh no we lost our token
6: mink car foreshadowing again
7: women are epic
8: this is such a vibe
9: evil
10: violence and killing and murder and crimes :3
11: nuh uh
12: oh shit we got lost oh fuck
13: shhhh don't cry
14: backwards shit
15: thomas edison is a bitch
MINK CAR
1: i love your hair
2: i don't need haters
3: overstimulation
4: goofy ahh
5: this is so corny-2000's-boy-band-love-song-core
6: i am a vampire be afraid
7: aw man you're just a sombrero
8: groovy
9: i am miserable
10: alcoholism
11: it's like that one meme
12: lmao you're so fucking old (psst you're gonna die soon)
13: omg i got run over by a fucking bedazzled car
14: evil skrunkly
15: stop fucking lying
16: who even-
17: james bond inspector gadget idk
THE SPINE
1: homestar runner
2: why is kermit here
3: working in an office is cool
4: holy shit this is so good
5: tomfoolery
6: beach boys reference
7: i hate bastards
8: later on....
9: abusive relationships back at it again
10: caffeine got me like
11: CUNTY
12: french AGAIN??
13: HOORAY
14: broke in two like a glowstick
15: writer's block makes a comeback
16: sobbing rn
THE ELSE
1: sarcasm at it's finest
2: YOU DON'T NEED THAT BASTARD IN YOUR LIFE GIRL
3: turn that frown upside down
4: someone call an exorcist
5: coraline moment
6: AHOY THERE MATEYS
7: bruh it's so dark. i guess i'm WITH THE DARK HAHAHA
8: omg clone high reference??
9: woah that's fucked up
10: damn it my hope just withered
11: bro i need my dictionary
12: amnesia moment
13: it is not the late fourth millennium BC
JOIN US
1: fuck everyone and everything
2: hey girl are you a girl because you look like a girl
3: you're crazy😂😂😂
4: cryptids are epic
5: shut the fuck up you bitch
6: rapunzel
7: woohoo
8: i am a gifted burnout kid
9: can you die rn lmao
10: okay so what
11: ily judy
12: in my hopeless romantic era
13: this is such a vibe
14: don't text and drive
15: dogs
16: what year is it
17: what
18: "i don't like this song" AND IT DOESN'T LIKE YOU EITHER
NANOBOTS
1: go to the fucking hospital
2: what the fuck does this even mean
3: huh
4: this is so fire
5: scooby-doo ahh song
6: my mom died
7: fuck elon musk
8: i must eep
9: FIRE SONG ABOUT REBELLION
10: i am going to go cry
11: fuck the past this is the present
12: shhh these are 9 secret steps
13: bees love your mind
14: hmmmmm
15: nouns are epic
16: ROBIN GOLDWASSER
17: insects and hospitals
18: predicament
19: ooh funky
20: weirdcore bitches be like
21: WHO'S DAVE
22: tiktok alt kids be like
23: and why he eepy
24: such a vibe
25: you can't kill me haha
GLEAN
1: a beautiful mix of death and love
2: i love being alive dude
3: new superhero idea MARVEL GET ON IT
4: this is goofy ahh
5: bro i'm just tryna get you to like me
6: wow what an amazing connection to the real world
7: fight me
8: it's giving musical
9: boyfriends suck
10: incoherent
11: i'm sorry women
12: stop being a pussy
13: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
14: TRES BON
15: MORE INSTRUMENTALS???
PHONE POWER
1: you're crazy bro
2: ily but not like that
3: kidnappings are fire
4: imagination!
5: stop being mean to detroit
6: goofy ahh
7: bloody noses bro
8: i thought this was gonna be like that matt & kim song
9: 4th of july 🦅🇺🇲
10: cryptids again
11: dial-a-song song
12: shut up bitch imma haunt you
13: what this title makes no sense
14: i'm sorry woman
15: woah shapeshifting
16: better than the original frfr on god no cap big facts
17: okay...
18: self-advertisement
I LIKE FUN
1: is this gonna be over bro
2: astral projection
3: AAAA AAAAAA
4: back in my day
5: salty ass bitch
6: this slaps so hard
7: I LIKE FUN BRO
8: banger
9: microphone
10: take a walk on the sunny side
11: turn on the lights
12: aaa nessie
13: what
14: nick offerman
15: WE DIE ALONE WE DIE AFRAID WE LIVE IN TERROR WE'RE NAKED AND ALONE AND THE GRAVE IS THE LONELIEST PLACE
BOOK
1: just to refresh your memory (our last album was from 2018)
2: aaaah di ahh di ah di ah di yay
3: everyone hates me bro
4: CAN'T CUT IT AS AN ARTIST
5: snow
6: it's not just for winnipeg
7: aw man what happened to my dream
8: stupid clown
9: poison is epic
10: where the fuck is thursday
11: you wanna believe me but you can't
12: i'm super cool
13: hmmm
14: i ain't a clown
15: 0 is less than 1
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how did you end up with the old man fetish anyway? was it like a slow thing? or did you wake up one day with an insatiable craving for old man hole
Kinda just how I've always been? I never cared all that much for average male anime leads. I liked the Gundam boys or Fushigi Yugi boys well enough, but never got my head around what made other girls go feral for them.
And then there was Auron...
Goddamn, it broke my heart that he was a plot-mandated supporting character when I found him SO MUCH MORE COMPELLING than Titus.
I might have an earlier memory if I sit down and think about every cartoon I've ever watched, but honestly middle-aged guys are not all that common in cartoons for little girls, and I didn't have cable until middle school besides. FFX came out around when I got really into fanfiction.
I was into monster/nonhuman characters for a good while (I say 'was' as if I don't still like them, hah)--any salarianfuckers left out there? Imagin, Personas, Riders, etc.
Like, I really just didn't care for human dudes until I realized sad old men were a thing. There were games I played and enjoyed very much that were not old man-centric (FF4-9, Persona 3, Digital Devil Summoner, Legend of Dragoon) just for being good games, but I didn't fixate on characters as hard as I saw other people do until old men. Had a wild moment of "my God, is this what other girls feel like when they look at bishonen? Is this what it's like for normal people?" somewhere around Kotetsu Kaburagi.
The one exception--the only twink I've gone completely feral, sobbing in a heap and not playing it up for comedy to fit in--is Ankh from Kamen Rider OOO, the man who broke my heart so hard I couldn't keep watching Kamen Rider.
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alright so I went to a superbowl party today. jesus cHRIST. it was cray-zee. I had a lot of goddamn cheetos though. I think I have a lifetime supply now because I stuffed my backpack full of them before I left. but there was a free pinball machine right??? and I'm a pinball wizard I'm actually the person that made The Who write the song Pinball Wizard because of how amazing I am. but I'd leave it and come back to get cheetos and while waiting for a guy to move so I could go this old man who was in front of my just turned around and went "do you work here?" so like. i did not know what to say to that. because yes, technically, I did. but. I wasn't working at that moment. so I just went "yeah kinda" and he theN TOLD ME HE AND HIS BROTHER WERE THE INVENTORS ON DONKEY KONG????? AND LIKE. THEN TOLD ME ABOUT STOCKS AND INVESTING FOR COLLEGE??? AND THAT IF I HAD ANY STOCKS RIGHT NOW INVEST MORE BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS GONNA GO UP???? then he just went "my brother and I went to harvard. you know what his job is? easiest thing in the world." and immediately I was like "well these guys own donkey kong he must count the quarters they make" because I'm a DUMBASS and so that's what I said and he went. "no. he plays golf." and so I was like "oh hahah yeah that sounds pretty nice and easy" because I was enjoying the conversation but I am an awkward bitch yknow? so he just stood there with me for five minutes talking about that. stalks. golf. harvard. how he made a thousand dollars in quarters the first time he released donkey kong. and I've mentioned before but I have a tendency to look at peoples mouths while they talk like some flirtacious freak but its just because most of the time I'm listening and I like to watch people's mouths while they talk its interesting (its okay I know I'm a sociopath) but I didn't do that???? I had INTENSE. UNBROKEN. EYE CONTACT WITH THIS BLUE EYED OLD MAN WHILE HE TOLD ME ABOUT DONKEY KONG. I never even got his name. he never got mine. he took a sip of his Starry (the new sierra mist) and went "well. see ya around" and left. I literally walked out two seconds after him and he was GONE. also there was an artistic venue house I checked out that had monkees albums in it it was pisces aquarious Capricorn and jones ltd. the monkees present. the monkees changes. the monkees and more of the monkees. yes I wasn't allowed to take pictures in the art venue. yes I took picture of the albums. anyways that was how I spent the superbowl
(ALSO PAUL MCCARTNEY WAS AT THE SUPERBOWL WATCHING IT I SCREAMED)
pinball wizard defeated by human interaction, sad 🪦😔. but for real that sounds like a bit of a nightmare dude 😂. i hate when i end up stuck in conversations where old dude are just talking about how smart and great they are (even if they did actual cool shit, it’s the level of self congratulating that gets me). thank god for cheetos, monkees albums, and paul mccartney though!!!!
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Tagged by @shegetsburned @unbindingkerberos to to do this quiz!
Nemesis
sun and moon
for some you shine just right, and for others you are too much or too little. people either hate seeing you rise over the horizon or pray and send blessing to you like a favorite god. you are timeless and there are not many like you, you who can embody both a burning star and a cratered rock. what i'm trying to say is that your duality compliments itself very well, but not everyone will understand why they can't get what they want from you. it doesn't matter. burn strong when you feel the need, and be gentle in the nights it's called for.
Ōkami
dangerous parasocial celebrity fascination
how does somebody embody this as one person? simple. you are online way too much. you don't have to bare your secrets to the world, you are not our doll to prompt or play with, you belong to yourself. having an obsession with presentation was probably fun at first, but now it's a set of rules and you only have so many strikes until you're out. and to that i say whatever dude. just be. allow the side of you that is not a cardboard glamour exist as they are without pursuit of difference. you are allowed to exist plainly.
Sage
god-hungry scientist and their abominable child
you stitched something together inside of yourself and gave it life with light from the sky and now it won't die it and you can't kill it because part of you loves it and you're not quite right in the head or the person you used to be but at the end of the day it's simply a beast of sadness. you crave the mercy you didn't get from your creators and so i'm telling you please forgive yourself. please hold the monster by the hand.
Lara
wizened mentor and intrepid teenager
you may have been called an old soul as a kid, and now you're doing everything you can to benjamin button that back. in your head of heads you can hear yourself giving advice, but the heart of hearts says no, i will not miss out on myself ever again. i can do this. and it really is about finding that balance before you end up buying too many goddamned hatsune miku figurines trying to endorse that inner child. but please do buy at least two. i know you deserve it.
#quiz#tag game#thanks for tagging me!#r6 nemesis#Evangeline Soriano-Fuentes#r6 ookami#Joshua Sakurai#Sage O'Malley#Lara Darling-Jóźwiak#Evan's ish is intense imo#Josh's is funny but not true for him#Sage a big fat yes#Lara's is also funny#there is some truth in it for sure
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I'm watching New spider movie as treat for finishing example
I don't know how I feel about the Gwen stuff being minimised and stuff
Poor Gwen
I love how Gwen swings differently
I like how the old vulture is animated
I like how the subtitles for him were paper
Spider man with a cape xD
I like how all spider people are quippy
I like Lyla
I saw the sunglasses so much I saw and went "yes"
THE QUEEN IS HERE
"will you adopt me"
SAME
IS HE A VAMPIRE?!?!
Holy shit that was do cool
Gwen is so cool
"yeah I think it's Banksy" love the reference I swear if her dad used this as an opportunity
ACAB ACAB ACAB
OH MY GOD SHE SHOWED HER DAD
"how long have you been lying to me"
Oh fuck me fuck off
ACAB FUCK OFF
Honestly so fair of her
I am but the long lanky dude trying to rob things
"aunt may moved to Florida" on no aunt may not
The kid disowning him
I love that he'd got a friend now
Miles having a BLM
I love how they're upset that it's Spanish that he didn't end up as good at
I like how he and miles are similar
NO FUCKING WAY THAT SPOTS IS BAGEL GUY
HOnestly he's fair to be upset but also man you're a mess you can't ask that
I like how he's dadding his son anyway
ME TOO MILES me too therapising my dad
Holy shit it's gorgeous
WHY YOUR HEAD
Legos!
VENOM UNIVERSE!!!!
The enjoyment I feel in Lego Spiderman being "one if the best"
Girl does not know what to do with that and that's so fun for her
I love that there's a mural for aaron
Also fuck off that's so sad that he can't find miles
"I'm not proud" cake
Stop it makes me so sad
"whatever" oh he's dead
He's so lanky
Gwen in a cardigan is so cute
They're sooooo in love
Gwen with a pony tail is so cute
I like how her baby hair works
The way they recognise it going bad airg Gwen
They hate how she used first name
"dont steal him from me" ewwww
The way that because it's her family, she's now obligated to do anything they say even if it's against her morales
As the protector that worries about people not looking after us as much as I'll love everyone in the system yeah I fucking cries fuck y'all I'll cry. Fuck y'all I love my system and none of the world treats us right
I'm not sure if the zip joke was needed but yeah
"shoot" is so fun
I'm soooo in love with lyla
How can Gwen not know he's there if there's spidie powers??
Boy don't do it
Like I knew he'd do it but also I just knew that it would fuck it up even more for her
A. The him falling him was sooooo fun
B.the way I happy squirmed happy when I saw Pav
Fuck off with the incel mother fucker
PAVS GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT
I love how they keep punching the wall as I'd that'll fix it
THE WAY I SCREAMED when I saw SPIDER PUNK
Noooo spider punk is a fuck wit ))))):
"I don't believe in comedy"
Goddamn he really went for incel huh
I really like how they've animated the incel dude
It would mean to me if spider punk was gay and not interested in Gwen
The way I would do anything for Pav
FUCK OFF NOT THE GIRLFRIEND PLEASE NO
Oh no don't tell me that it's predetermined for shit like that to happen so they just let it happen
Oh no
"canon moment disrupted" oh no
They're so in love
DID HE JUST SAY CAPITALISM
THERES A SPIDER CAR
Pider horse my beloved
Lyla my beloved
Margo spider man brings joy
So Miguel lots his daughter and now thinks everyone has to lose that little girl in their dimensions? Sad
Spider punk really reminds us of a friend we have
PETER B parker!!!
SPIDER BABY
"kids an anarchist" fuck off
Awwwwwweeee he loves his daughter
"taking a crap on the establishment I salute you" oh fuck off
I love Lyla so much
Ice hockey spider man just sitting in the backgroudn
OH MY GOD MECHA PENNY
Spider punk telling him how to do it is iconic.
Okay I like spider punk, I wish there was more wod hik
That spider fem was so hot
Oh my god spider DINOSAUR.
That chase scene was fucking amazing
Peter B parker is a dumb ass, too much daddying has turned him into a himbo
it's a train THAT HAS A HIGHWAY IN IT
Snitches get stiches
Miguel is a piece of shit
I feel miles. People I trusted fucking with me because it's better for them. Yeah I feel that that
The like horror of this! Of Mike's trying to go home and the horror they all feel trying to stop him
Margo is a real one fr fr
Jess fucking sucks
PETER B WHAT THE FUCK
If you have to reassure yourself that you're the good guys you're not a good guy
Okay Miles it's time to tell your dad your Spiderman and that he shouldn't be captain coz it will lead to your death, let someone else be a captain
I love the MJ she's so nice
THE STIM JUMPSCARED mE
"Been out murdering all my friends"
Fuck off he loves his daughter
Spider punk is such a cool friend I love him lots
And now his mum finds out
Damn impressive
"of course I'm right I'm always right"
Girl she can see your suit symbol
The way she goes "whose that again" awwwweee nooo
This isn't the right Spiderman world is it
I fucking knew it I fucking knew it as soon as I saw her eyes
Her eyes weren't right I knew it
OHMY GOD that's why he brought up his hair
Oh my god uncle Aaron
That's why she doesn't know who Spiderman is because Spiderman doesn't exist there
A world where his dad died instead
Awwweee he's listening to spiderman
What the fuck aaron
Putting music on is terrifying
The way this is how he was scared that Aaron would acting
The way they did it makes it look like he smashed his brain out and I love that
Oh my god this miles turned into a baby prowler
"why would I do that" idky why the fuck wouldn't you????
God the spot was so Derpy and he still kinda is dery shape but he's so cool
"how I'm trying to be" - misingno in reference to shapeless body from the spot
I knew it was giving the ending vives but fuck man no way
WHAT THE FUCK
THEY JUST EJD IT LIKE FHATT???
#spiderman: across the spiderverse#spider into the spider verse#spider man#spiderverse#spider punk#spider gwen#spoilers#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman: across the spider verse spoilers
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live blogging my reactions to the first new ninjago episode because the people at lego are madmen and i just woke up (yes, at noon) and suddenly the new episodes dropped so
likely spoilers and also bad spelling cause im typing fast
warnign reallllly long post
bombs, nice
wait are those the ninja or the other people from the trailer
why does that guy have a glowing sword lol
DID THAT GUY JUST GET CUT IN HALF WITH A SWORD???? moving up in the age range I see, ninjago.
im literally only 45 seconds in
goddamn i think theyre supposed to be unconsious but half of those guys must be dead or something man
damn bad lady kinda hot
hehe rainbow ninja
yep not my ninja
“the new ninja” really i never noticed
purple guy kinda sounds like a kid i really hope its Nelson ahh I want Nelson back
orange may be Skylor
I’m lowkey kinda hoping they’re all old characters and not new ones, but like maybe one new one would be cool
“look out, o r a n g e n i n j a “ dude why did blue sound like a automated machine for a second
“remember: ninja always keep trying” THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE NINJA ARE TRYING TO FIGHT COPYRIGHT LAWS OR SOMETHING OH MY
IS THIS LIKE A COMMERCIAL OR SOMETHING
oh my god these new ninja are getting on my nerves
yay the monestary!!
aw the crooked picture of jay and nya :(
ooh Jay doing the voiceover, although he sounds really sad :(
god god god I almost forgot Kirby is voicing Cole anymore :(( New guy is good though
“What?!” hell yeah cole get those posers
it’s been a year?!!!
Zane sounds to broken down
oh no he turned off his emotion meter :((((
I like Cole’s new voice but every time he speaks I just get reminded that it’ll never be the same as Kirby
Cole just trying to pull together the team again- god I love him hes such a good leader and I can’t even go into it rn but he’s just a fantastically written character.
YES THE TEAMS GETTING BACK TOGETHER
wait- hello?? a training place with Kai’s logo outside??
IS THAT KAI’S VOICE?? no way
IT IS OMG
OHMYGODDD KAI IS A TEACHER AW THATS SO CUTE
THOSE KIDS ARE SO CUTE OMG
OMGGGG
okay hes a little harsh but thats just Kai man
he has a cutout of Kalmaar for the kids to destroy:(
you can tell he’s angry and beating himself up over Nya’s death :(
Benthomar is gone to rule, I guess that’s good but I was hoping to see him more
sjskfhsh Kai can’t handle kindergarteners, I feel that
Kai would rather fight criminals than deal with little kids I shjfhsj
ah yes Lloyd the subway worker
or i guess- window washer
“HEY BUDDY HOWS IT GOIN :D”
Lloyd sounds so broken down also nooo my baby :((((
we knew someday lloyd would break and this is that day,
“come on, what happened to ninja nev-” “DONT, OKAY. Just dont.”
Lloyd is literally one of my highest comfort characters and we always saw him get back up, knowing someday he wouldn’t, but just seeing him so low is hard, he’s been through literally so much but the lego team never let him show that, and now they are.
oh no Jay’s coming up I can’t do this
“what happened to your face?” “time... ravenges us all” oh so Jays gone insane again
is he at the lighthouse??? I cant tell
“why are there half full water glasses everywhere?” “...so I can talk to nya.” ok ninjago fandom, we had lots to say about Jay visiting the water and “talking” to nya last year, hOW we feeling about it now
“Nya the guys are here” i’m sOBBING
“I think the cheese slide off Jay’s cracker” it was never there but thanks Kai
They all sound older :((((
I still want more development with Kai’s grief
LLOYD
“Nya wouldn’t want us to quit. if she say us like this, she’d kick our butts and tell us to get back to work.” IM SO HAPPY AND SO SAD
SKGISFVIKWIBFO he jusT RIPPED FUCKING BEARD OFF SKOHLKDGYFVUV SO MUCH FOR US FREAKING OUT OVER THE TRAILER
YES MY BOYS ARE BACKK TOGETHER
I was gonna do more episodes but this was long enough so
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Here I introduce my first ever watch through of the hunger games. These notes contain all four movies (not including the prequel because I watched that first in theatres). They’re very much made directed at my friends so I’m mainly just bookmarking them.
Thoughts while watching the hunger games
Movie 1: The Hunger Games
1. I already know who dies so no surprises there
2. Are there only white people in this goddamn movie???
3. Gale is weird
4. What the fuck did Gale do to get his name in there that many times?? Is that just how it works??
5. Peeta(?) seems sweet
6. I know him and Katniss know each other but I don’t know how they know each other
7. The drunk(?) guy seems like a dick but in the way he’ll have a redeemable character arc later on
8. I agree with a random tweet I saw now where they were talking about the importance of Katniss’s role in district 12, how she was honoured because she hunted not because she volunteered
9. Katniss hasn’t even been in the hunger games yet and she’s already traumatized. Who did this to her?
10. Movie ends rather abruptly, I assume because that’s how the book ends
11. The actual games were interesting but I hope they go more into the political side of things (I know they do)
12. Rue’s death was sad but I already knew how she died so nothing new I guess
13. I didn’t know the other guy from district 11 saved Katniss, that’s pretty cool, lessens the divide between districts
14. Peeta was alright, I can see them trying to set up a love “triangle” between gale him and Katniss but I don’t actually like Gale so I don’t care
15. Weirdly enough I like the romance aspects in the movie outside of the relationship with Gale because it’s leaves the audience and the characters questioning what parts of their relationship is real and what is acting
16. Why doesn’t every tribute get their own mentor??? That’s how it worked in the prequel movie. Wonder what changed.
17. I like them calling the Capitals bluff, two victors or no victors
18. The first two or three hunger games movies are apparently leaving Netflix on January 20th (weird time) so glad I decided to watch it now I guess
19. It did feel like there was a bit of explaining throughout the movie like this is what these berries are and the weird wasps. I appreciate it and don’t at the same time.
Movie 2: Catching Fire
1. I’m surprised Katniss even wants to pick up a bow again. But it makes sense that she still hunts.
2. Uhg. Gale is back.
3. Did I mention I didn’t like Gale?
4. Was there a district 13 in the prequel?
5. Oh my god shut the fuck up snow 🙄🙄🙄
6. “This is sacred ground” in reference to the victor village. Ma’am that looks like a dumpster fire.
7. Break because they’re testing the fire alarms in my dorm and I can’t hear shit
8. Cinna, the wardrobe guy. I did not know his name before this moment
9. How often do the hunger games happen? Once a year? Every four years like olympics?
10. “Almost thought that kiss was real”. What the fuck Peeta
11. The…. Mayor(?) of district twelve and Haymitch seem to have the weirdest relationship. They hate each other. They’re coworkers. They seem to get along sometimes?
12. Effie! That’s her name.
13. Okay Peeta and Katniss are kinda cute
14. I’m a lesbian and I would date Peeta what the fuck is Katniss doing thinking about Gale
15. Rue :((((
16. Good for district 11, sad for that guy
17. God Katniss couldn’t sound more like she was reading off of cards
18. Sewing the seeds of rebellion I see
19. Still don’t like Gale even if he is pro-rebellion. He’s just kinda an asshole.
20. Dude this is just like star wars
21. Peeta is a sweetheart
22. NOTHING IN THIS MEDICAL SITUATION IS CLEAN! It’s a miracle Gale doesn’t have like 300 types of infection by now
23. Who’s letting white men over 80 be in charge?? (This is about snow) dudes old as fuck. Reminds me of someone
24. I agree with Haymitch “you could live a hundred lifetimes and never deserve that boy” like yes king go off (said to Katniss about Peeta)
25. Big fan of Peeta being the damsel. “Peeta has to survive, we have to do everything we can to save him” << Katniss
26. Haymitch does seem like a pretty cool guy, the first movie did him dirty
27. Quit kissing Gale girl!!!! You could do so much better
28. Wow what a surprise that Katniss is the female tribute! I’m glad they went through the process of pulling her name anyway, I only wish they had a big bowl with a bunch of pieces of paper with her name on it. Really would build suspense lol
29. I wish to be a non binary person in the hunger games universe. I think it would be funny.
30. Effie is weird. Delusional and also kind of nice?
31. Hey I know that guy
32. I think the horse in this scene is my new favourite character
33. I love Peeta he’s so cool
34. This is the most awkward elevator ride I’ve ever been a part of
35. How and why is there a picture of Rue there?
36. HOLY SHIT KATNISS
37. Effie looking Katniss dead in the eyes and saying “you would have been the most beautiful bride” is so fucking rude. Way to be confident in her skills
38. They removed the chairs from the interview stage like no more standing you did it once
39. Cinna is cool and awesome. There is no way he’s alive by the end of this
40. As someone trained in CPR that fucker is not pushing hard enough on Peeta’s chest, break some ribs man
41. NOT a fan of the blisters they have from the fog. I guess they aren’t fans either
42. Oh good they’re gone just like that
43. Katniss really chose the least good weapon, what happens when she runs out of arrows? I think the only thing worse might be throwing knives
44. No one deserves Peeta, what a sweetheart
45. I like that all the disasters or whatever chase then inwards towards the cornucopia
46. Interesting that they take the bodies out of the arena now
47. Big fan of the jabberjays I like the uses for them
48. Knowing that they both live is confusing (Peeta and Katniss)
49. I like the girl who sharpened her teeth for this, she’s cool
50. I like that we’re actually getting to know the game master for this run
51. Oh my god Gale 🙄🙄🙄
52. Are there no countries outside of panam??? Like at all?
53. Well that was fun, end of catching fire
Movie 3: Mockingjay Pt. 1
1. Interesting opening
2. Soundtrack has been pretty good throughout the movie
3. Where is my boy. I know he’s in the capital but where is he.
4. I Don’t Trust The Rebellion
5. I agree with Katniss about Peeta
6. I kind of hope we see Peeta’s POV from w/in the capital, not because he’s my favourite character but because that would been a great scene. If it’s not in the movie I know there’s some fanfic about it somewhere
7. I like that they’re showing Katniss’s struggles with mental health, adds a sense of realism that would otherwise be missing from the story
8. I wish they had shown more people with physical disabilities, like you’re telling me none of the victors that were chosen had lost an arm or an eye or something
9. Very cool scene in District 12, very tragic but I like how they did the scene
10. Where’s Haymitch at
11. President Snow shut the fuck up challenge
12. I’ve seen this scene before with Peeta on the monitor giving an interview. Better with context lol
13. Rebels were quick to call Peeta a traitor despite the fact that they all know the capitals media is manufactured to portray what they want the audience to see. Of course it’s propaganda.
14. Gale > “maybe he was forced” of fucking course he was?! The fuck? Do they think Peeta is just chatting and supporting the people who nearly got him and Katniss killed for fun??
15. “And my sister gets to keep her cat” ha saw that one coming lol
16. Effie! I kind of like her
17. Can’t believe I actually Haymitch. He at least wouldn’t lie to Katniss
18. I think Effie looks better like this than in her ridiculous outfits
19. God Gale looks so awkward while Katniss and Effie are talking. His face nooooooo
20. Cinna :((((((((((((( fuck
21. What the fuck is this propaganda it’s so stupid
22. She’s not the best actor maybe
23. Haymitch!!!
24. I like BeeTee
25. The absolute audacity the rebellion president has to say that Katniss is an untrained civilian
26. FOGGY NELSON!?!??!??! He can’t fucking speak?!? I must destroy the capital. Foggy my boy what have they done to you
27. They’re gonna bomb that hospital.
28. I’ve seen this speech before
29. I don’t like the rebellion. I want the capital overthrown but Karl Marx is occasionally right and they give me the wrong vibe
30. You always forget how big moose are until you see them. That might be a reindeer.
31. Poor Peeta. I miss him. God he looks terrible. :(
32. The guy from supergirl is also in the filming group. Did they say they wanted sidekicks only? Only in superhero tv shows
33. Oh I like the hanging tree song this is cool
34. The dam blowing up is awesome, I like how they used the song for the scene
35. Can president snow be dead yet
36. Peeta no!!!!!!!! I support his rights and wrongs
37. Awwwww Prim. She went back for the cat. I would’ve gone back for Monte I understand
38. Prim’s gonna be a doctor!!! You go girl! She definitely will live!! (She’s gotten too much character development in this movie)
39. Finnick :(((( (I keep calling him Fennec in my head)
40. How long has district 13 been underground? When were they bombed?
41. Oh the white roses! I kind of love that, it’s really cool. In a snow is sinister and good (bad?) villain
42. Peeta better not die I will kill people.
43. With half an hour remaining (plus credits) I see where you both were coming from, liking it and not liking it
44. I just kind of feel bad for Finnick
45. WHAT
46. THE PRESIDENT JUST ALLOWS PEOPLE TO RAPE THE VICTORS
47. WHAT THE FUCK
48. PRESIDENT SNOW SHOULD FUCKING DIE ALREADY CLUB
49. There’s no way the squad rescuing Peeta succeeds.
50. Finnick really is just talking shit about the president on tv love that for him. He’s not even reading from a script this is just years of anger lol
51. Katniss going “president snow can you hear me” just sounds like the beginning to the most awkward zoom call imaginable
52. President snow reminds me of Count Dooku
53. Katniss :(((((((
54. God I hate the president (rebel edition) she’s so manipulative with everything she says
55. I’m like 90% sure she’s evil
56. Something is not right with Peeta. He looks so hurt and sad and starved. And he’s trying to kill Katniss but go off king idk
57. Peeta no my boy what did they do to my boy my sweet boy
58. All presidents shut the fuck up challenge
59. I like the POV camera angles in this series, they’re very good
60. Is Peeta the guy from five nights at Freddy’s or is that someone else?
61. Overall I did enjoy the movie, it gave the story time to breathe that it desperately needed, a break from most of the action while still keeping it interesting.
Movie 4: Mockingjay Pt. 2
1. Prim!!! I like that they sent her in, Katniss’s family is his family in a lot of ways
2. My boy no :( “she’s a monster, she’s a mutt”
3. The president has bad vibes (rebellion edition) Katniss > “you’ve seen what I can do. Send me to district 2” and her just saying “yes I have” is weird and creepy
4. Shut up about the stupid love triangle bullshit!!! Gale there’s no way you can ever been the one Katniss chooses
5. Gale saying “I don’t think they used any rule book when they highjacked Peeta” in defence of bombing medics and wounded soldiers on the other side is just admitting you’re willing to resort to snow’s level of cruelty
6. I think this is my new favourite way to watch movies, taking notes
7. Also their military force is called the Nut?? Really snow couldn’t come up with anything better than the nut???
8. Gale seems more evil in this movie, just saying I could tell from the beginning. “No one who supports the capital is innocent” Gale what the fuck are you on, your girlfriend(?) childhood best friend literally spoke speeches in support like the fuck
9. I like Katniss’s speech here, when she has a gun to her head she makes her best speeches truly
10. She ain’t dead you fools, she just gets injured every five seconds. Like seriously can this girl stay out of medical for five minutes
11. Snow just really loves poison huh?
12. Johanna is kind of funny, I like her she’s wrong when she says nobody likes her
13. I was scrolling through tumblr and I have never been more into the theory that Peeta is the one more similar to Lucy Gray. They both have that same charisma and kindness.
14. I hate how they’re using Katniss, like they really don’t care what she wants
15. Wedding is cute! Do chairs not exist in district 13?
16. Effie’s dresses up again, I wonder where she got such fancy clothes from
17. I would simply notice someone sneaking around a hanger bay filled with bombs. I’m just better.
18. She’s very bad at being anything close to sneaky, literally getting a crowd to form around her
19. More people of colour in these more recent movies
20. Finnick!!!! In the march on the capital
21. All Katniss wants to do is murder why can’t she murder. It’s just frustrating that she keeps being forced into propaganda when she doesn’t want to be in it
22. One (or more) of these pod things will be triggered, they’ve spoken about them too much for them to not be
23. I like that Gale is trying to help her even though he has no clue what she’s doing
24. Why is Peeta here :( he shouldn’t be in an active war zone he still looks tiny
25. Katniss is not good at lying “I wouldn’t be shooting Peeta, I’d be shooting a capital mutt” like sure girl whatever you tell yourself
26. I like this commander guy, he seems awesome. No I don’t know his name
27. Poor Peeta my guy has been through so much. I feel like he still will try and kill Katniss though. That feels too much like an open thread in the story.
28. Convenient that those pods run out of fuel or whatever
29. Boggs :((( (I learned his name)
30. Foggy Nelson my love looks so awkward in the background of all of these scenes
31. I’m surprised no one slipped on the oily marble staircase, maybe it’s sticky? Or like tar?
32. Okay it’s fucking hilarious that they’re doing the stupid little cannon montage for people who “died” in war against the capital. It’s absolutely ridiculous and so on brand
33. Foggy Nelson my boy no, good for you for coming up with a plan but this feels like a death sentence
34. I saw snows collapsed body on that desk and felt really joy for a moment until he woke up like an asshole
35. Isn’t there something about getting strings of bows wet? Or getting bows wet in general? I feel like I learned that that’s bad for them at some point
36. Dude imagine if they had AI generated images to show Peeta. How fucked up would that be.
37. Imagine the one week you’re in the hunger games you get your period, not only are you most likely going to die but you have to be on your period too. Like that’s fucked
38. What the fuck are those things. They look like little aliens I was expecting something that looked vaguely like an animal
39. Oh no she’s gonna run out of arrows! Seriously she needs to learn how to use another kind of weapon.
40. Peeta is such a damsel
41. Finnicks like for sure dead :((( I miss him already
42. Katniss kissing boys left and right goddamn
43. “Stay with me.” “Always.”
44. Oh no Foggy’s brother died! :(((( (I don’t know his characters actual name).
45. Just under an hour left on the runtime and we’re breaking for lunch
46. Okay let’s do this last hour (I have cookies)
47. It’s funny how both Gale and Peeta think the other is the more significant one to Katniss.
48. She has collapsible arrows!!!! Why didn’t anyone tell me?!
49. They seriously didn’t even put like any makeup on them to sneak into the mansion? Also their outfits should have more colour to properly blend into the crowd
50. Very cool action shots that was great. In the run up to the mansion
51. All that work for nothing huh?
52. I wonder what medic symbol they use to avoid violating the Geneva conventions
53. I miss Finnick
54. SNOW SHUT THE FUCK UP CHALLENGE (this is about snow talking about Prim)
55. I only kind of wish Peeta was here to say one last fuck you to snow (see earlier point about Lucy Gray) but I’m also glad he isn’t because he isn’t in danger lol
56. I love that Haymitch is clearly picking up on the same bad vibes that Katniss is in the scene with the last victors and the interim president
57. Oh my god kill yourself coin, I get why Katniss murders her now she’s just another snow
58. Haymitch votes with her! Besties!
59. I don’t like how coin pronounces Panem. Pen-em
60. Yes kill her ass!
61. Oh Paylor!!!! She’s awesome big fan I hope she wins the election that’d be fun
62. Omg Haymitch and Effie! I knew I picked up something about their relationship
63. Poor cat and poor Katniss :((
64. Awww the letter from Annie is so cute. She’s a sweetheart
65. Yay for democracy!
66. I like how Katniss curls up against Peeta, just makes herself at home in his bed because it implies they’ve done this a hundred times before <3
67. Peeta only asks real or not real questions to Katniss which I think shows how much he trusts her even when he’s not fully himself
68. The ending is very cute! I like that the little boy has the same hair as Peeta
69. The end :) final thoughts: uh I did like them which I always knew I would. I think I didn’t watch it earlier because of 1) lack of interest, just wasn’t really relevant in my life I guess and 2) don’t like going into something knowing that half the characters die y’know? I combated that by looking up who dies before watching the movie. Happy I watched it, maybe I’ll read the books? I don’t not want to read them but I’ll have to find them first lol. I think I got a pretty unique perspective having seen the prequel first and none of the others, it’s interesting to see how even after Lucy Gray is gone, her music lives on. And just the little bits and pieces where you can see references to her and snow’s past.
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