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catmaid ballistic, caustic and octane i made for maddie’s giveaway on twitter
#drawing#apex legends#apex fanart#caustic#ballistic#octane#caustic apex#ballistic apex#octane apex#octavio silva#alexander nox#august montgomery brinkman#august brinkman
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I had another vision
#apex legends#apex brainrot#apex#get out of my head#august ballistic brinkman#august brinkman#august montgomery brinkman#ballistic apex legends#apex ballistic#ballistic#ballistic apex#apex shitpost
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Ballistic: Don’t you guys read the papers?
Revenant: Only the funnies.
Ballistic: You mean the obituaries.
Revenant: Oh, potato, pohtahto…
#august montgomery brinkman#ballistic#kaleb cross#revenant#apex legends#source: sam and max#mod wattson#i'm back i guess
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misc. bwinkman for you lovelies
#you ever just think: i wanna draw him like super sexy self indulgent#but cant come up with anything beyond drawing him in his standard outfit#they popped OFF with his design#august brinkman#ballistic#august montgomery brinkman#apex legends#apex legends ballistic#ballistic apex legends#apex ballistic#idk which tags are the most used here WAH#my art#my fanart
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August 'Ballistic' Brinkman NSFW Headcanons
Content disclaimer:
Sexual content,
Gender neutral reader,
Age difference,
Slight BDSM,
This is after he joined the Apex Games
Masterlist
Reader discretion advised. You're responsible for your own media consumption.
He is either the sweetest lover in the whole Outlands, or one of the roughest.
After matches, be it a losing or a winning one, he has so much adrenaline running through him that he needs a way to let it all out. Now, what better way to relieve himself than being with you?
In these times, he's 100% dominating you. No questions asked about it. He will put you on your hands and knees and lean over you, completely trapping you under him.
Sometimes he can go a bit too hard, so he made sure to put a safeword in place beforehand. He always asks what it is to make sure you remember before starting, no matter how hasty he's being. Your safety and comfort is still his number one priority, no matter what mood you're both in.
He's very against hurting you in drastic ways. He doesn't mind spanking you or choking you lightly, but he won't slap you or cut you. He just doesn't like seeing you hurt.
Dirty talk. The filthiest dirty talk, ever. Will tease you verbally with just about anything. He will mention how much younger you are than him, how perverted he is for bedding such a gorgeous thing, and how desperate you must be for willingly accepting him. He'll talk about how good he feels inside of you, how tight you are around him, how far inside of you he is. He knows what effect his voice has on you and he uses it to his full advantage.
If you ever act like a brat while he's this riled up, he will restrain you. He'll bring some nice and comfy handcuffs out, lock your hands together and hold them down himself.
Do NOT call him daddy. That is one of the quickest ways to destroy the mood with him. It makes him feel horrible…
On a normal day however, he goes all out for the occasion. He takes you shopping so you can buy something nice for the upcoming event. Then, fancy dinner, either at home or at a restaurant. He makes sure everything is absolutely perfect, the music, the food, the atmosphere.
After all that is done, he takes you to the bedroom, all the while caressing you and giving you small kisses.
In these times, you have a chance to be on top. He still prefers being the dominant one, but he'll be submissive for you once in a while. He actually enjoys you riding him more than he likes to admit.
Will not let you put anything inside of him. He likes to be slightly submissive sometimes, but not like that. He's an old man, he's not experimental anymore. He likes what he likes, it's not very likely you're changing those preferences.
50/50 on oral. Prefers giving as much as receiving. He simply adores seeing you in pleasure. He can focus purely on you and your pleasure in these times. Will not be satisfied with only coaxing one climax from you, it has to be at least two. He doesn't have the same drive he used to, so he makes sure to satisfy you in other ways. On the other hand, he can never refuse you pleasuring him. He loves seeing you trying to take all of him in your mouth. He'll be over the moon if you ever try to initiate it while he's spread out on the couch, relaxing and drinking his favorite alcohol.
There's one specific type of roleplay he really enjoys: you being his maid. Now, he won't ask you to actually clean anything, just pretend you are tidying up the place. He just loves to see you in that typical maid outfit. Wants to reach under that skirt to caress you while you try to do other things. He will drop something on purpose just so you can bend over and pick it up for him.
Always finishes inside, if you're not against it of course. He revels seeing his essence dripping out of you. He pushes it back into you, so you " don't waste any of it". This also goes for times when you give him oral too. He wants to see you swallow it. Make a big show of it too, he'll enjoy it a whole lot more.
Aftercare is a must for him. He cleans both of you up; wipes you down, orders the MRVN butlers to run a nice bath while he does it, then the both of you can relax in the big comfy tub.
@maliciousmari @snowingclouds @bition-boyz thank you for the encouraging comments!
I've never written anything sexual before, forgive me if it's not that good-
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he is making me so insane
#ballistic apex#august montgomery brinkman#UGH#apex legends#anyways here these were done on the fly to stay loose
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Detail I notice in Ballistic’s SFTO:
There’s this statue of a man’s bust that looks very Greek (it is around 0:18). My immediate thought was “Zeus”, so I googled for Zeus statues, and this was one of the first results:
It looks extremely similar.
Added onto his “By the gods,” line, I think that also backs the theory that this elderly man has a Zeus statue in his mansion.
So Ballistic canonically a Hellenistic pagan? More likely than you think.
#apex legends#apex#ballistic#ballistic apex#apex ballistic#august montgomery brinkman#august brinkman#hellenism#Zeus
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Ballistic is now in the yaoi wars!
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Ballistic Headcanons (some x reader?)
Fandom: Apex Legends
Character: Ballistic
Notes: kinks mentioned, you are responsible for all media you consume etc etc, religion mentioned, pet names
a/n: I went mental for the old man and here we are. another midnight HC list!! I do not control when the writing gods strike okay 😭
General HCs
him and Horizon are lowkey besties (pov you bond over the shared trauma of losing a son)
prolly tolerates her and Fuse the most out of the other legends (Fuse comes across as a pretty amiable guy despite it all tbh)
if sad wet cat was a person, he is it
speaking of cats, HE IS A CAT PERSON!! has like 50 and the MRVNs take care of them while he's away
if he gets called Monty, there is a 99% chance he will break your legs
fences, prolly owns a real sword (rich people tingz)
and speaking of rich people, hoards art like a fucking DRAGON (think Tilda from Horizon FW but less evil)
basically canon but mans is a Hellenistic pagan
given the bust of Zeus, he probably has a shrine for him somewhere on the estate
I'd imagine another patron of his is Athena (i.e. strategic warcraft and wisdom. I mean cmon he quotes literature everywhere, a very learned fella)
protects his tea stash at the Apex HQ with his LIFE (if there's no canon HQ just pretend there's one in Solace City by the firing range)
dramatic little bitch ("by the gods, I'm down ☹️")
fashion-conscious at the very least (thinking of the kill quip about burying his opponent "in a more respectable outfit than that")
Romantic HCs
is SO quiet about his private life (I mean after his wife and child leaving him why wouldn't he be?)
and with that #baggage, he's very nervous to admit to himself that he's romantically/sexually interested in someone again
if he does find himself interested in someone, he finds it difficult to put aside his public persona (a subconscious and self-protective habit)
but when he falls, he falls so damn hard !!! he's afraid of coming on too strong as well. will probably suss out the vibes of said person
ANYWAYS, if his s/o is in the Games, he feels so damn bad about hurting them it's basically a flight risk lol (and THIS is why there are anti-fraternization rules)
if legend!s/o does get hurt, this man is so good at makeup sex godDAMN
is definitely one to worship and spoil his partner
pet names like dear, darling, pet, luv, angel, god(dess), my love, beloved, my *insert pet name here*
considers himself a pretty vanilla dude with a crippling breeding kink (no matter the sex of his s/o)
cooking for those he cares about is lowkey a love language of his
#kieranwritess apex legends#apex legends fanfic#ballistic apex#ballistic x reader#august montgomery brinkman#august brinkman#so down bad#apex legends x reader#apex legends headcanons
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✨ NEW PROFILE PIC BESTIES ✨
#apex legends#gaming#lol#edit#apex legends ballistic#august montgomery brinkman#apex ballistic#i love him your honor#apex season 17#apex legends arsenal#small creator
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ballistic's ballistics.... <3
#ballistic#apex legends#apex legends fanart#august brinkman#august montgomery brinkman#gay people#sorry for simping for old men#his depression#and being three times my age#is alluring
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old men and their undercuts
#drawing#apex legends#apex fanart#caustic apex#alexander nox#revenant#revenant apex#ballistic apex#august brinkman#august montgomery brinkman#fuse apex#walter fitzroy
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Something I've noticed about Ballistic's name
His name is August
He has sculptures of Greek/Roman(?) Gods (I don't remember which one 😭)
But I need to know, IS HIS NAME/CHARACTER A REFERENCE TO FUCKING AUGUSTUS CAESER
THE ROMAN EMPERORER????
DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO ANYONE ELSE????
#apex legends#apex brainrot#apex#get out of my head#august ballistic brinkman#august brinkman#august montgomery brinkman#ballistic apex#am i insane?
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Ballistic: Did you like the food I made?
Horizon: No, not really.
Ballistic: I put my heart and soul into it.
Horizon: Aye, no wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
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unlocked the sad wet cat
#kieran simps for video game men#kieran shitposts#kieran's apex hours#august montgomery brinkman#famously known as#'SAD WET CAT'#ballistic apex legends
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More August 'Ballistic' Brinkman Headcanons (2)
Content disclaimer:
Fluff,
August met reader after joining the games,
Gender neutral reader,
Mention of an age gap (not detailed)
Masterlist
Requested by @maliciousmari , thank you. <3
He's British, of course his favorite pet name for you is luv. He uses it a lot, maybe a bit too much actually. He just likes calling you that, can't get enough of it!
Every chance he gets, he shows you off. Running into acquaintances? He introduces in such a sweet way that your face starts heating up. Meeting friends? He takes any chance he gets to boast about you. Interviews after winning matches? Of course he has to mention you! You're never escaping the compliments.
Don't expect much variety in tea at his mansion. He has one favorite, that's it. The cabinet dedicated to tea is filled with Earl Grey. Better get used to it. You can have your own tea cabinet if you drink tea, but you're not changing his.
He likes his things perfectly organized. If you take or move something, put it back in the same exact spot. He gets irritated if things are misplaced. Everything has its rightful place.
He takes you shopping with him. Even if you're not that interested in clothes shopping, he would drag you to countless of expensive stores just so he can see you in some fancy attires. He buys every single one of them. If you do like going shopping, he's delighted to take you every single time. Will buy you anything if it makes you happy.
If you're interested in other kinds of shopping though, he will go along with you. He will complain if it's not something high-end, but he's not judging you, he just has extremely high standards in this regard. He thinks you deserve the best of everything.
He says 'senior moment' when he forgets something, he hopes it makes you laugh, every time.
He's insecure about his age sometimes. Comfort him, he needs it. He just can't believe a lovely thing like you is willing to stay with him, not for the money, but because of genuine feelings. He's not doubting you though, he's doubting himself and his characteristics.
Call him by his middle name, Montgomery, he hates it. Tease him with it, you will definitely get a good (not in his opinion) reaction out of him. Prepare, if you're not already expecting it, for a punishment… You can also use it if you're mad at him. He will know he messed up if you're not saying it in a mischievous tone, and will try to rectify the problem as soon as he can.
Old man loves literature of almost any kind, he will read some to you if you ask. Either while you're sitting in his lap or while you're cuddling in bed. He loves doing it.
Dates with him are the fanciest thing ever. No expenses spared, he goes all out for you. Expensive food, expensive drinks, the most extravagant restaurant he can find, he will get it. There will be live music, get ready for that one.
He takes you on fancy events with him; red carpet events, special interviews, charity events. Him being a billionaire, he gets invited to many. He needs you to be there to make it more bearable for him. He adores the attention, but sometimes the fake people just get on his nerves, you have to be there to calm him down. You'll get a reward afterwards…
Morning person. Gets up early, goes through his morning self-care routine, goes down to cook breakfast, makes tea with a lot of caffeine instead of coffee. If you're not awake by then, he lets you have breakfast in bed and he brings it to you personally.
If you happen to wake up before him, he would be delightedly surprised by you making him breakfast, even if you had help from one of the MRVN butlers.
I wrote most of this while drinking tea. I really had to get in the Bri'ish spirit. 🍵
I have the urge to make NSFW headcanons for him now, this is getting out of hand-
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