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hate it when my brain decides to become obsessed with a band but like, not all of their music, only a select few tracks i loop over and over and over nonstop
#starset is the only band where i legit like every single one of their tracks#rn its bring me the horizon with:#parasite eve#go to hell for heavens sake#blasphemy#kingslayer#obey#and teardrops#been giving me some hella oc worldbuilding tho ill tell u that
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"When will we, as a fandom, understand that Alastor does not infact want the best for Charlie, nor does he want to be her dad"
What about you shut up and let people have some fun and enjoy the found family that's clearly shown in every episode
#hazbin hotel#you all sound like the people who teared up the poor person on reddit a few years ago#we are missing 5 months of shenanigans between them#why you cant believe he is able to care?#is because he is ace? because im 100% sure if he had been allosexual you wont be saying the same shit#you are putting him in the same level as Valentino for fucks sake#alastor is a demon with doubtful morals? absolutely#they are all in hell and he doesnt want to go to heaven#doesnt mean he cant care for anybody#it's confirmed Rosie is his friend#Mimsy still is#why Charlie cant?#and if he didnt want to help her he could have literally just dissapear
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The thing is that not a lot of you hear the lyrics:
"And I look at the phone on the floor and I drink
That nice wine you were saving, it's saving me now, love"
and immediately picture Crowley after the finale of season 2, and I think- I mean- it's not on.
You have to see it, please tell me you see it
The lyrics are from "Blossoms" by The Amazing Devil
#it's like#Crowley terribly alone in the Bentley#phone laying on the seat next to him#he thinks about calling Aziraphale#his heart aching he needs to hear him#his stupid voice telling him-#for heaven's or hell's or whoever's sake he's not going to answer the phone#the tears gathering in the yellow eyes#Crowley takes the wine he found in the bookshop#Aziraphale kept it for a special occasion#guess he won't need it now#Crowley quite the opposite#good omens#good omens brainrot#the amazing devil#blossoms
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it's funny and all to talk about crowley teaching aziraphale what ACAB means/why it's valid, but i'm being so serious when i say that he doesn't need to. aziraphale is already ACAB.
when he said in the book that he's "of course morally obliged" to assist local police in their enquiries, he didn't actually mean that shit. the whole premise of the book is aziraphale & crowley not agreeing with what they're 'of course' supposed to do and inventing cleverer and cleverer ways to get around it. when crowley told him to stop them before they got there then, aziraphale's response was "sure i'm down to miraculously knock out 40 policemen but heaven's going to start to notice". he couldn't spare them two fucks if they were fuckless.
aziraphale's the Original Gay. he's lived in soho for generations. he goes to discreet gentlemen's clubs and is basically the mafia in his area, he is the one that london queers would run to if they needed to hide from the cops and he would help them without a second thought. aziraphale says fuck the cops and fuck you too bootlickers, and he says it with a big bright smile.
#one of the first good omens fics i ever read had aziraphale being fluent in polari#bc he was so used to helping protect his local queer community from cops & homophobes in the 80s#and it has NEVER left my mind#aziraphale is firmly ACAB and has been for centuries#he is a guardian of eden and a protector and the laws of earth Literally do not apply to him#so why in the hell would he help enforce them????? not for heaven's sake i promise you that#good omens#aziraphale#idk what brought this on i saw a post that was very funny but it got my back up too#like yeah he's prudish and stuck-up and naive in a lot of ways#but he's not That fuckin ignorant. he's been flaming since eden he knows what people go through at the hands of bigots and cops#anyway this is mostly about book aziraphale but i'm firmly of the belief that tv aziraphale is the same way#oxly hollers
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Tfw yo ass is so aromantic holding hands straight-up physically hurts.
#listen this is not a joke it Literally hurts my body. how is that even possible whatvthe fucl#went to the movies with my friends and one of them held my hand at some point#people describe feeling butterflies on their stomachs when they're in love but this Ain't It#it was more like having boiling water tunning inside my veins#and i didn't let go. i couldn't#i had to numb myself and go along even if it felt like hell#and it was fucking Nothing. it was hand-holding for heaven's sake#who in hell would think it could make anyone go through actual pain? i sure as shit wouldn't#and i love holding hands. i would hold my friend's hands all the time if i could#but just the mere implication of any romantic feelings directed towards me? it sent my brain into overdrive#next time just punch me in the throat or something jeez#haha anyways kin blog. this is a kin blog.#*Not kin related#*My post#aromantic#aromanticism#aroallo#alloaro#non sam aro#arospec#romance repulsed
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Her hand was slow in its approach up to his face. Gentle, almost hesitant, as if she couldn't be sure he was really there at all; that he wouldn't disappear upon contact, like a dream fading upon waking. At the feel of his skin beneath her fingertips, a soft breath of relief fell from her lips, and a smile bloomed and grew steadily brighter. Mischievousness sparkled in her eyes after a moment, heralding the next movement of her hand - a cheeky ruffle through his hair in imitation of a time when he had done the same to her own hair before. "Gotcha~"
her scent left an imprint that stirs the most comforting of memories. a faint hint of cherry blossoms & vanilla, complemented by the summer breeze. her hand's arrival immediately averted his attention, turning his head to her as if it was instinctive to meet her gaze with minimal effort. he hadn't even remembered what they were talking about, just that there was a pause & the moment became a snapshot in time he didn't want to leave. swelling senses began at her gentle touch, it came as a subtle tingling beneath his skin.
there was a warmth in his chest, muscles usually tensed had softened like melting ice. walls crumbling with initial reluctance, before tumbling.
he smiles naturally — an expression void of vanity, feeling no need to be anything other than himself. sting leans forward & closes the distance between their faces, like a magnet finding its fated opposite charge. ❛ you shouldn't look at me that way. or else i might — ❜
his words are interrupted by her quick hands, cat-like reflexes fully of irony. sting laughs, leaning away in attempt to use his height to his advantage. ❛ r-really ? ❜ he chuckles, trying to divert any further chaos that would befall his hair. a grin spreads amidst his laughter, as he takes his palm & lays it flat atop her head to prevent her from reaching toward him.
his eyes bright as the rays of sun that spill from her soul, he jests, ❛ you're a menace, lisanna strauss. i can't take you anywhere ! ❜
#fairybond: lisanna#☼ route i. — ❛ rise with humility，fall with dignity.#☼ threads. — ❛ go to hell，for heavens sake.
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Everyone's acting like nothing happened
#i know this is how it always goes when someone dies#but this time i actually care. this time it matters to me that it doesnt matter to everyone else#i dont know. im not mad or anything really#its just so surreal#like nothing matters and maybe it never has#im pretty sure thats not true#but still. i cant help feeling it#i think i know why people believe in afterlifes now. you kinda want to convince yourself of anything#anything just to bargain with your acceptance. to get your mind to tell you youll see them again someday#but i know that i wont. the time i have here is all that i have#and im wasting it and its cruel and i dont know why#i dont know why it hurts to be awake and it hurts to be asleep#it hurts to face reality and it hurts to be disillusioned#im so tired of running from the unfairness of everything as if its not going to follow me around everywhere i go forever#i cant shake that feeling that im going to die one day and no one can stop it and no one can make it matter#i used to look forward to dying. to that eternal rest where I'm never tired or concerned with anything again#but i dont want to leave this world behind#its so cruel and unfair and painful and exhausting. but i want to be here. i want to witness it so desperately and idk why#maybe just for the sake of it. maybe just so i can say that i did#i used to believe in heaven and hell though i was always confused on what the difference is between the two#now i know the truth. it never mattered. its all always been a game to comfort the living#and it didn't comfort me so i discarded those ideas. but now i dont know what will comfort me#maybe nothing will. maybe ill live fearful and in pain for the rest of my life#maybe ill keep waking up tired and falling into restless sleeps until the day my body fails me for the last time#my only comfort is that i dont know#i gotta wait and find out#but boy am i impatient
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i’m burning down every bridge we made, i’ll watch you choke on the hearts you break, i’m bleeding out every word you said, go to hell for heaven’s sake
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Obsessed with the fact that Crowley is always careful to say “for Satan’s sake” or “where the Heaven” or “for Hell’s sake” rather than anything that might show deference to Heaven, BUT when Aziraphale starts to reject him at the end of episode 6, he’s so distraught that he slips up and says “oh God.”
And by “obsessed,” I mean I’m going to jump out a window
#good omens#good omens 2#gos2#ineffable husbands#still with the stupid prime screenshots#it’s just after aziraphale says heaven is the side of truth and good
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Bring Me The Horizon - Go to Hell, for Heaven's Sake guitar cover
#youtube#mkanisko#guitar#cover#metalcore#metal#rock#symphonic metal#symphonic rock#bmth#bring me the horizon#go to hell for heaven's sake#sempiternal
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i know everyone went on and on abt roger rabbit but this might’ve been the gem from this album
#i should go and hug my younger self#how were u fourteen n your favorite songs were roger rabbit and go to hell for heavens sake come on that’s insane#tunes
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I was rewatching s1e3 and something finally clicked for me..
Please forgive me if this seems obvious to you. It helps me to type out my thoughts, but I'm sure I'm just an idiot and no one else needs this explained to them, lol. That said - I was always slightly confused by the emotional weight of the holy water arc during the flashback sequence. Particularly I was confused by how angry Crowley got when Aziraphale referred to their relationship as fraternizing in the 1862 fight. I mean, "to associate or form a friendship with someone, especially when one is not supposed to" is exactly what they are doing, right? So why the 80 year breakup?
Crowley says he wants the holy water for if "it" all goes pear shaped. The phrasing is necessarily vague, and could mean lots of things. Since I know what he eventually uses it for, I was thinking about it in the context of Armageddon, or maybe more generally and vaguely about Crowley not always choosing to go along with Hell, and associating with Aziraphale. But there was not much reason for Crowley to already be thinking about Armageddon back then.
As we know from the full diary entry Neil posted, the timeline of the Edinburgh entry, and the cut bookshop opening scene, it seems like Crowley and Aziraphale were spending A LOT of time together by the 1800's. When Crowley is pulled back down to Hell in 1827, he learns that Hell is paying more attention to him than he'd previously thought. Crowley realizes at this point that spending so much time with Aziraphale is actively putting him in real danger. He recognizes that, and instead of breaking things off, or seeing Aziraphale less, he doubles down. If this relationship is dangerous, then he wants the tools to fight for it.
That's what I think I didn't get about the holy water request. It's not just general insurance, it's specifically insurance for if Hell finds out about him and Aziraphale. It's also a super vulnerable request because in making it, Crowley is openly acknowledging how important their relationship is to him. Aziraphale casually brings up the arrangement at the beginning of the conversation, and that's part of it, right? Because the whole basis of their relationship is the arrangement. It continues to be the pretense under which they meet, despite the relationship clearly having developed beyond that. And the arrangement, as Crowley proposed it in 537, is born out of convenience, and the assumption that Heaven and Hell would never notice anyway.
Crowley's request for insurance breaks that facade. He's acknowledging that it's not convenient, or safe, but he wants to do it anyway, despite the risk.
Aziraphale, on the other hand, is not ready for the screen to be taken away so abruptly. To make it worse, he assumes Crowley wants the holy water as an escape, rather than a weapon. Suddenly he is confronted with both the danger their association poses, and the idea that Crowley might choose to take his own life. He can't imagine the guilt of being directly responsible for the latter.
I also think the strength of his own emotional response to the thought of losing Crowley catches Aziraphale off guard. He hasn't admitted to himself how much he actually cares, and it scares him. Worrying about Heaven is more comfortable and familiar, so he falls back on that and switches to "If they knew I'd been... fraternizing!"
But bringing up the threat of Heaven reads to Crowley as Aziraphale saying "You may be willing to put yourself at risk for the sake of our relationship, but I am not." The word choice of "fraternizing" comes off as a dismissive and demeaning way to describe a relationship that Crowley just admitted he would risk his life for.
It's an unintentionally deep cut when Crowley is already at his most vulnerable, and so he lashes out. As far as we've seen, this is possibly the first time Crowley has truly lashed out at Aziraphale. So yeah, 80 year breakup makes sense!
And what makes this so much worse is what happens next. Crowley reaches out again in 1941 with a dramatic gesture (rescuing Aziraphale from the Nazis, saving his books). It's clear they've missed each other. They don't discuss the fight, but it's there subtextually. Aziraphale, tentatively and thrillingly, refers to them as friends, for the first time ever. He tells Crowley that he trusts him.
And then, that very same night their worst fears are confirmed. Just when they've finally reconciled a fight over the dangers of their relationship, and just when Aziraphale has finally admitted that it is not a relationship of convenience, but genuine friendship, they are exposed. Crowley is going to face punishment from Hell, explicitly for being Aziraphale's "trusted confident", and he doesn't have insurance. If Aziraphale's trick hadn't succeeded, Crowley would have had no way to protect himself.
idk it just makes me feel things ok
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continued ╱ @fairybond
he was never one to shy away from others, but this situation felt different. the quiet, intimate quarters of the room. the aura of her compassionate presence. to another perhaps, she was a girl who gave the impression of a frail bird, & he held her safely within his hands.
no — that's not it.
to sting, she is a determined tiger. baring her teeth & all too ready to rejoin the hunt, despite her shortcomings. her ferocity shows beneath a shroud of distress, & he admires it.
her remark triggers a grin, muffling a chuckle into his curled fist. ❛ well . . . i'd offer to carry you there, but that might not be the fastest way. ❜ lacing his fingers together, sting leans back in the chair. his gaze falls away from hers to 'admire' the rather repulsive colored wallpaper. the flickering candles lights only made it appear more offensive to his eyes.
the rural inn emanates an quaint, yet eery charm, the outside village much too silent for comfort. they were only two of the few travelers that occupied the establishment. sting used this observation to his advantage. while he didn't disclose this to lisanna, he already prepared for unwelcome visitors in the night. a simple warding spell — deterring the potential arrival of a mysterious sorcerer. he was still a novice with this aspect of his powers, but it'll last through dawn.
he continues to ponder her question. motion sickness is an unfortunate side effect to his senses however, he found a few remedies to dull the symptoms during his travels. after all, he couldn't be bothered to walk everywhere.
he jests with a pouting frown, ❛ why so concerned ? — worried about how embarrassing it'll be if i do blow chunks in public ? can't say i blame you. ❜ amused, he looks to her again as a smile brightens his face — possibly the first, genuine smile he shared with her.
before he can say something else childish, he stands and rubs his eyes as if tired. ❛ nice try, though. motion sickness or not — nothing's gonna stop me from getting you some medical attention. ❜ he punctuates his optimistic promise with a point of his finger, before extinguishing the candles to further encourage that she sleeps. ❛ i'll be in the room across the hall. if you need me . . . ❜ he trails off, hand resting on the door handle, hesitant to leave.
he looks back to her, eyebrows furrowing as he senses her concern. ❛ — hey. it's gonna be fine. we'll get 'em. ❜ he felt the weight of her need to pursue the deviant. but it wasn't time yet. taking that sense of justice from her wasn't his right, & he understood that. soon. she's strong. a survivor. he knew that much. ❛ i'm not goin' anywhere. ❜ he bows his head to her before slipping through the door, uttering before he locks & shuts it, ❛ good night, lisanna. ❜
#literally two years later 🤡#how does one write again ...?#fairybond: lisanna#☼ threads. — ❛ go to hell，for heavens sake.#☼ route i. — ❛ rise with humility，fall with dignity.
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More of Dami trying to hide his partner from his family? Like maybe one day he tries to sneak into their house or something?
After the library incident Damian had learnt three things; changing his passcode, and keeping his phone on hand at all times when within the presence of his chaotic siblings, and be aware of who’s in the room when he puts his phone down.
He had to applauds their attempts but he was inevitably several steps ahead of them as usual.
However this time it was a little different as Damian would be spending the night at your house, which is something Damian was downright nervous about, seeing as he wasn’t the type of guy people would usually bring home for an impromptu sleepover.
It wasn’t like he was scared of your parent(s) because he’s met them once or twice before and had gotten along with them quite well, but more so the fact that his father and siblings were patrolling in the nearby area and would likely spot him within a heartbeat. He didn’t feel like dealing with them and their shenanigans, especially not when he was trying to spend a lovely evening watching movies with his beloved, buried beneath several layers of warm blankets and plushies so soft they could’ve been easily mistaken for pillows.
He just wanted this evening with you to go perfectly without his siblings potentially ruining it. He loves them he really does, but not when they could potentially jeopardise your relationship with him. Hell he’d even curse their entire existence if that were to happen and make sure his sword is more than sharp during training just to prove that he wasn’t joking.
‘Damian?’ Your voice drew him out of his thoughts
‘Hmm?’
‘Are you okay? You’ve been kinda out of it this entire evening. Nothings wrong is there?’ You ask, voice showing concern for his well-being.
Truly you were an angel, bestowed to him by the heavens above to be his souls true and equal match. ‘I’m fine my beloved.’ He says as he holds your hand reassuringly in his. ‘While it’s true that I have been out of it for most of this evening, but rest assured that it’s nothing that you should worry yourself with.’
You still didn’t look convinced but dropped the subject for Damian’s sake and kissed his cheek. ‘Okay,’ you sighed as you snuggled yourself back into his arms, resting your head against his shoulder. ‘But you’d tell me if somethings bothering you, right?’ You asked.
‘There’s no one else’s I’d rather shoulder my burdens with than you my dear.’ Damian replied as he kisses the top of your head and getting comfortable himself, when he saw something outside your window through the slit of your bedroom curtains and squinted his eyes for a better look.
Stood atop of the roof of the building next door to you were his siblings and father, all dressed in their easily recognisable costumes, seemingly peering back at him.
However what made Damian uncharacteristically froze wasn’t the fact that his family might spotted him, but more so the fact as to why they were here because if they were here, then that must mean that the person that they were after…
Has been hiding out in your neighbourhood the entire time.
#dc imagine#dc x reader#dc x you#dc fanfic#dc fic#dc comics x reader#dc x y/n#dc fanfiction#damian wayne x y/n#damian wayne x you#damian wayne imagine#damian wayne x reader#damian wayne imagines#damian wayne fluff
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Reader being Adam's third wife and Lucifer trying to rizz her up but she was giving him a hard time trying to rizz her
THE DEVIL HAS HIS OWN CHARMS
Notes: I know Lucifer is oozing with rizz but I liked to believe that he'll do that one meme where he just kneels and begs and keeps on saying "please, please, please" just kidding.
Reader is a heaven born angel, one of the oldest. Same age as Lucifer.
When she met Adam, Adam wasn't as bad as the current him. Adam before was nicer and it led [y/n] to fall in love with him.
As many years passed by, Adam became a little shit.
That lead to their divorce.
She was done with him, tired of him.
You know that saying when a girl is done with her s/o they are literally done? Yeah, she was flat out done with him.
Thankfully, they didn't have any kids.
Adam was pissed at this and decided to annoy her.
She was pissed at him and cussing him out, telling him that he's a sore loser for not being able to keep any of his three wives.
And since heaven had an obvious favoritism on him, that led to [y/n] well... Falling out of grace.
After falling, she actually hid away from the king of hell himself.
She hid away from the demons by being in her animal form, she chose to take the form of a crow to blend in with the environment of hell.
That is until she heard about the hotel.
She didn't plan on redeeming herself, no, no.
She didn't want to go back up.
But she planned on helping Charlie Morningstar.
When she joined, they were surprised to see a fallen angel at their door.
Vaggie didn't trust her at first but eventually did.
[y/n] mostly hid in the hotel and barely left the building.
Since they only had Angel Dust as their first guest, she decided to help around and improve the hotel.
When Lucifer decided to visit for the first time the hotel that his daughter is working on. None of the sinners caught his eyes until he was toured around the hotel by his daughter, his daughter's girlfriend Maggie, and the damn radio demon. As they were walking through the hallway, someone appeared on the corner and talked to Charlie for something.
His jaw dropped, a little.
The woman was gorgeous.
For a brief moment he wondered if she was an angel that came from heaven to release him from his sins.
Scratch that, she's making him sin even more.
Charlie introduces her to him and him to her.
Lucifer found out her name is [y/n] and he made sure to remember that. He also found out that the woman was helping his daughter.
He's so madly in love. It's ridiculous, he just met her for his sake!
[y/n] didn't stay long as she quickly left. Which saddened him a little.
A new reason to visit the hotel more.
For the next few weeks, Lucifer visits—twice to thrice a week.
During his time at the hotel he would try to make small talk with the woman that caught his interest.
Trying to get to know her but the woman is so closed off.
He tried to be smooth with his words but she only looked at him up and down with an unamused expression.
His pride is shattered, ironic as he is the symbol of pride.
He ranted about it to Charlie and in which the girl told him that he might be developing a crush.
Jaw dropped. In disbelief.
He denies it but ended up thinking about it the whole night.
He ended up removing his wedding ring as he thought he should actually move on now.
And he actually finally agrees that he is actually coming down with a crush.
On you.
So next time he visits he discreetly flirts with you.
Always ending up with you not being interested.
He's just trying so hard okay? It felt so forced.
Anyways, Lucifer received an advice from Charlie that he should be his authentic self.
And that's where he stopped forcing to make himself sexy or flirty.
And be his usual dorky self.
Which caught you off guard but not dismissing it, in fact you preferred this over how he acted a few days ago.
You and Lucifer slowly gotten to know each other.
The way his jaw dropped when you revealed you're a fallen angel and am ex-wife of Adam.
“Wait! You're a fallen angel and also divorced too? Well, so am I!”
You just laughed at how adorable he is.
Though, Lucifer did ask what happened and you just told him about Adam and how Adam is a little shit and you're basically over him.
You two bonded over your hate for heaven.
And eventually two months later you got together and let's say, Lucifer is certainly a better lover than that piece of shit Adam.
Let's just say Lucifer made you feel the pleasure you haven't properly experienced.
Lucifer did make sure to show it off to Adam's face when he fought the man.
#lxkeee answers#lxkeee updates#hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar x reader#lxkeee hazbin hotel masterlist#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#lucifer magne#hazbin hotel x reader
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