"i could fix him" well i could watch him go apeshit

“It is a clandestine operation. There are no records of its location or its purpose. All I could find on it was the chief scientist in charge: Dr. Royce Hemlock, an officer expelled from the Republic Science Corps due to his unauthorized and unorthodox experiments … but it gets worse. Previous records recovered from the ship’s log, list other clone troopers detained by the Advanced Science Division … and Crosshair is one of them.”

I want to put Froth between my teeth and maul him (lovingly)

Now I'm thinking... tav/durge offering the crown in exchange of being Raphael's consort... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm many thots

Listen. As someone who is currently writing a fic with a Durge Consort to Raphael, and who did give him the crown...

....Get em, tiger. Give that man more hoes. They share terrible dads, an isolating childhood, a penchant for bloodlust, torture, etc. Match made in hell.

Manifesting a Luka takedown

dax is trying so hard

Deputy US Marshal Barbie

"All right, listen up, Barbies, our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every dreamhouse, dollhouse, adventure dream camper, horse stables, farmer's market, and Barbie Malibu, in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Ken. Go get him."

Tell me this isn't one of the most eerie things I've written.

Of course Max’s pitstop sucked💀🤡

YOU TELL HIM SOKKA

here comes the boy~

his name's Benny

BUT WHAT ABOUT MARSHAL JOHN

I may or may not selfship with Eugene but that's probably not surprising 😳😳😳🤦🤦🤦

op your lover boy is outside your house with flowers blaring songs from his jukebox why are you IGNORING HIM, GO

making ur pfp a pictue of ur favorite guy is great. the modern equivalent of some guy in the 50s pulling out his wallet and there being a picture of his wife inside and him sighing fondly at it

going through the hades 2 stuff and im sorry but i just have to ramble a second because look at Hephaestus

he's not just a wheelchair user but also an amputee. an above knee amputee. wheelchair users are already next to nonexistant in video games but amputees exist in this really...disheartening? spot where they're pretty much just reduced to "person with a cybernetic limb" - it's always just somewhere from "just a cool visual design" to flat out "superpower". I can't think of a video game amputee that is actually disabled by their limb differences - I'm all for futuristic worlds where prosthetics and other disability aids are far advanced from what they are now, but that's not really what's implied by these designs. They're just... Cool designs that in no way reflect on the real-world experience of being an amputee.

Look at Hephaestus, though. Look at that prosthetic. Whilst stylised it very much looks like it functions like common mechanical knees - knee bends when thigh is lifted, knee straightens when thigh is lowered. He's a wheelchair user as well as a prosthetic user - every prosthetic user I know is also a wheelchair user as a prosthetic is not usable in every occasion and also cause exhaustion and pain if used constantly.

Whilst we can't see much of his wheelchair the position he's sat in and the wheels very much evoke active wheelchair to me - this carries on to very specifically the thickness of his arms. Whilst a lot of Hades designs are muscular Hephaestus has very noticeably thick arms - which makes sense, as active wheelchairs require a lot of arm strength.

Just overall this design is making me want to cry - he's not just an actual wheelchair user in a video game, he's a realistic depiction of an amputee, a disability usually brushed over in order to give a character a fun design quirk and nothing else. He's fat and he's hot and he's a realistic depiction of an above knee amputee. Oh my god. Oh my god?

this will not be a bridgerton blog but for the foreseeable future i will not be thinking about anything other than bridgerton

(original post @romanceyourdemons)