CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE ??!

THIS MAN IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PERSON TO EVER EXIST

THE COVER PHOTO 😭😭

he is glenough. we are all glenough.

Day 3: Handjob kinktober

Summary: You give Glenn what he asks for

Word Count: 577

Pairing: Glenn Rhee x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Handjob, subby glenn, dom-ish reader, whimpering and pet names. MDNI 18+ONLY

A/N: I'm sorry this one was so late, i'm extremely tired. I know its the 4th now but let's ignore that fact...

You and Glenn were like the couple that everyone wants to be. You guys almost never argued and you guys were always happy.

So what do you guys do in your free time? Have sex. Any position, any time of the day. You guys did the deed almost everywhere.

Car.

Kitchen.

Couch.

Woods.

Cell tower.

Abandoned store.

You name it! You both were the cutest and horniess couple.

Today was just like any other day. You were talking to Glenn about things you wanna try out that you've never tried before.

And to your surprise, you've never jerked him off. Like ever. So you wanted to try it out. See how it made him feel and if he didn't like it then you'l stop but if he does you guys may do it more often.

"I just want to try it hunny!" You exclaim. "Why can't we try this out?" you ask.

"I just feel like I will be vulnerable." He says fiddling with his hands.

"That can't be it glenn. We've had sex almost everywhere!" You chuckle. "This is not scary. But if you don't want to that's fine." You say.

He sighs and rubs his hands over his face. "Fine baby! We will try it. I will try it." He says. You squeal! "Ohhh! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" You exclaim.

He smiles and starts to remove his pants. You bite your lip as you watch him slowly remove his boxers. Your mouth waters at his semi-hard cock.

You moan and get closer to him. He lays down and you lay between his legs. You touch him, starting by doing simple strokes up and down.

You twist your hand as you move up and down and his tip starts oozing pre-cum. He whimpers and moans grasping his hands tightly at the sheets.

You bite you lip and lick at his tip, gathering the precum in your mouth. The salty taste fulfilling your taste buds.

You stroke him faster now as he continues to moan your name over and over again with a line of curse words in between.

"Oh fuck- Baby girl- Oh fuck , just like that pretty girl-hmph- yeahhhh." He whimpers out.

"You like that baby?" You say staring at him with doe eyes. He swoons and throws his head back.

"Yeah-hmphh- Your so hot baby! You treat me-hm- you treat me so well!"

You smile and twist your hand again in a way that has him squirming. Glenn was very sensitive. He was always whimpering and squirming when the overstimulation became to much.

You of course weren't going to punish him today. Especially when he's been such a good boy.

"Your such a good boy glenn. Look at how well your taking this. You wanna cum for me? Cum for your sweet girlfriend?" You ask tauntingly.

He shakes his head whimpering as his release his close. "Pleas baby girl I wanna cum so bad please!" He cries out.

"Go ahead baby, cum for me." You say stroking him at a faster pace. His pants and whimpers echo throughout the room.

He moans your name with a drawn out drawl when he shoots his load all over your hands and his abdomen.

"Good job Glenn. You did so good." You say licking the cum of your hands. You lay next to him as Glenn takes a moment to breathe.

Why didn't you do Handjobs more often? This will definitely be a frequent thing.

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Drabble...

Taglist: @sinsandsweetness @murdadixon @dixongrimesgirl @loveforcarl @carlsdarling @number1gal @xowritella @tied-in-a-knot @eternalrose81 @iamacowboi

when my advisor from MI found out I'm an Avs fan, I was so confused why he was like "ugh ok :/" but during the final he was like "I grew up in Detroit in the 90s, I can't support the Avs...but you do have 3 UMich guys, Compher, Cogliano, & Johnson, and you signed Helm, you know he was a Wing for 15 years? so maybe I can... get over my grudge a little" You guys are so funny, I didn't even know about the feud until you mentioned it. Also do all UM alum know every former Wolverine in the NHL???

aldhsksjaks me 🤝 your advisor during the final,,, every detroit fan i know was having the mental debate of “okay i KNOW tampa is a product of the yzerplan but helmer is on the avs now 🥺 and they have umich alum but also. it’s colorado”

and personally speaking from experience all michigan hockey fans have an encyclopedic knowledge of players who have ever once been affiliated with the detroit red wings or mi college hockey teams, so. we Do Not Let Go

LISTEN!!!! i am both a glennis girlie and a macgirl....... I WILL NOT BE FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY BLORBOS!!!! SICK OF TUMBLR MAKING ME CHOOSE!!! mac is my himbo and glennis is my pile of wet socks and thats all there is to it!!!!!

I've become one of those "defending the bad boy" girls...

but in real life

Well at least we don’t gotta watch Anyone But You for that ass shot. Glenny boy said “Here ladies, it’s on the house.”

can we also talk about titus? he amazes me. misogynistic as hell yet will defend gay people until his last breath. calls people babes gender neutrally (and Says It Like That). clashes with liz for some reason but would also die for her. calls angus angie and glen glenny.

will watch your karaoke post tribunal if you're on good terms with him. may have knitted matching hats for some of the boys. wanted klaasje to be okay but also relieved she was arrested. would have happily been glen's first experience with men (not canon but true. to me.)

actually adding to that last part he learns about plasm from the studcommunists and uh. takes some creative liberties

titus literally has. so much going on there. proof that people are multifaceted by being moth a misogynist and a feminist. i think those hats that theyre all wearing are a union thing but i do love the idea that titus knitted them lmao. and god if glen was gonna have his first gay experience with anyone i want it to be either with the smoker or titus because fuck YES

Glirst Poll Results - Part 1 - Demographics

Thank you all for taking this Very Scientific Poll to help me understand glirst, especially since it has infected my wife @patheticboydennis. I ended up getting 109 responses!

Okay first up we have a breakdown of sexual orientation:

In order: Bisexual-48.6% (53 respondents), Lesbian-23.9% (26 respondents, Not Listed-11.9% (13 respondents), Gay 6.4% (7 respondents), Straight 5.5% (6 respondents), Asexual 3.7% (4 respondents).

Then gender identity:

In order: Woman 44% (48 respondents), Nonbinary 32.1% (35 respondents), Man 13.8% (15 respondents), Not Listed 10.1% (11 respondents).

And then one of my personal favorite charts: the Kinsey scale:

It's a bit hard to read but what you need to know is sunnyblr is gay as hell.. My favorite part of this is that multiple people mentioned later in the poll that they gave themselves a 5 on the Kinsey scale exclusively because of Glennis. Other are having an identity crisis because of how sexy this man is.

Next up: do you identify as a Dennis girlie (gn)?

Dennis won this one with 57.8% of the vote, which was honestly less than I was expecting given the nature of this poll. Next up we had Charlie at 22% followed closely by my boy Mac at 18.3%, and Dee at 1.8%. The 2 votes for Dee were both by lesbians, which is iconic of them and so on brand. (Side note: I demand justice for my boy Mac).

Last but not least we have: How old were you when you first experienced Glirst?

With 58.7% of people saying they first experienced Glirst under the age of 23 it seems that people are infected early. And luckily only 15.6% of people got lost and ended up here.

Stay tuned for part 2 - Glennis traits!

in celebration of twenty followers, here’s a collection of 👀glen powell photos 👀 for you all 😌😌

lots of love to everyone for your support !!

stay tuned for more glen, top gun shenanigans, and maybe even some fan fiction in the future 🫣🫢🫡

~She looks like lust and smells like desire~ ft. Daryl Dixon

Summary: You come to deanna's party dressed all hot and sexy for your two favourite boys knowing exactly how the nights gonna end.

Word Count: 3k

Genre: Pure filthy smut

Pairing: Rick X fem!reader X Daryl

Warnings: Threesome, PiV sex, Unprotected Sex, Oral(F&M), Daryl and Rick do not kiss or do anything of the sort they just please the reader, Dom/Sub dynamic, Pussy drunk Rick, Cock drunk reader, Reader rides Daryl's face, Cream-pie, Breeding kinks, Mentions of alcohol, Doggy style, Just pure and filthy smut! Enjoy!

You and the group were a little bit skeptical of Deanna and her ways, especially Rick and Daryl considering they don't trust so easily. Rosita and Carol had there suspicions but decided to brush it off for the good of the group.

For the most part everyone was happy. No problems yet at least.

Deanna says she's throwing a little welcome party for you guys. Typical. Of course she would throw a party like it's the real world again, like we're friends. But, you went on a run with Rosita and found this gorgeous black dress that fits your curves just right.

It was sure to be the dress to make everyone swoon and drool over you. Plus you wanted to have fun and feel pretty. You haven't felt much like that in a long time. So you slip on your dress put on these pretty black stilettos you found as well.

You make your way down the stairs and is met with rosita.

"Girl you took like two hours! What were you doing?" She says with a slight chuckle. "One, I did not take two hours Perra! And Two I was making sure I look good. Haven't felt like this in a while. Feels like prom all over again." You say sadly looking down at your dress.

"Its ok girlie, let's go shall we!?" She says with a smile holding out her arm for you to take. You gladly take her arm and walk out the door.

You both arrive at deanna's house together and knock on the door. There's music playing but someone heard the door. Glenn.

"Hey guys! You guys look great come in!" He says smiling. "Thank you Glennie boy!" You say hugging him.

"Stop! You've been calling me that since the farm!" He says chuckling. You and Glenn have known eachother since Atlanta, you guys were the closest.

You two were like brother and sister. You guys never left one anothers side. You ofcourse was like his little wingman when he met Maggie.

He was so shy but you helped him anyway. You walk through the crowd losing Rosita to Abraham. You make your way to where the drinks are and you see Carl. You wave at him and he walks over.

"Hey! I see you got all dressed up!" He says smiling while hugging you.

"Yea I did! Haven't felt like this since before the end of the world came you know? So I thought when I heard party why not dress up!?" You say hugging him back.

You see Enid walk by and that's when Carl says, "Uh I gotta go see you at home?" He asks. "Go get her Carl! I will see you at home!" I say smiling. He chuckles and puts his head down before walking the way Enid went.

You feel a pair of eyes on you but you don't know who's watching you. You look around getting that feeling of chills on you body only to see Rick Grimes staring at you while seductively taking a sip of what looks like whiskey, could be bourbon but you don't really care.

You smile and you do a cute little wave at him and he smiles back. He turns away to talk to Deanna again.

Yet, you still felt a pair of eyes on you and to your surprise, it was your favourite Archer. Daryl Dixon.

You and Daryl were close but not as close as he was with Carol. Him and Rick were still your boys though.

Following you everywhere to make sure no guy in Alexandria tried anything.

The possessiveness and need to protect you was cute. But you always thought they should know by now that half of Alexandria either hates us for being here or is scared shitless of us. Plus you could take care of yourself.

You always thought Daryl had a crush on Carol and always tried to set them up together. Like going on runs.

You would always partner up with Carl, Tara, or Rosita first so that Daryl wouldn't choose you and end up being with Carol instead so they could get some alone time.

What you didn't realize is that Daryl actually had a crush on you. But you were always so oblivious that him and Carol were a thing or could be a thing at least.

Maybe part of it was his fault for always being around Carol but he only had eyes for you.

And so did Officer friendly. But you always had a crush on Rick. He was a very attractive man, so who wouldn't.

There were always glances that lasted to long or touches that lingered longer than they should have. So you decide to walk over to him.

You almost make it to him except your stopped by deanna's son Spencer.

"Hey, You look nice tonight. Care to join me for a drink?" He asks with a smile. You being the nice person you are didn't deny a nice drink.

Sure I'd love to. Do you have whiskey though? I'm a whiskey girl!" You ask him. He chuckles and looks at you.

"What!?" You say laughing and smiling.

"You have this energy about yourself. Your fun and happy! Butt yea we've got whiskey!" He says holding out his hand, "Shall we?" He asks smiling.

Ha! We shall my knight in shining armour!" You say laughing. Rick and Daryl stood next to each other and they both saw this interaction and boy were they pissed.

They both knew that Spencer was only trying to get in your pants but you were of course to oblivious to notice that.

You were always so sweet and innocent and that's what made Rick and Daryl so obsessed with you. They wanted you all for themselves.

Daryl hated sharing and Rick was just so obsessed with you. Together they were the most toxic duo. And they were planning on taking down their prey. You. There one and only.

After some drinks later you two get more comfortable with each other. Joking around, Laughing, even some friendly touches were made.

Daryl and Rick didn't like this at all but Spencer wasn't exactly doing anything inappropriate with you so all they could do was sit back and watch the painful show in front of them.

"You really funny! How come we weren't friends sooner?" You say chuckling. You pat his shoulder and he chuckles.

"I honestly have no Idea. I don't really like Rick or Daryl and i don't know, maybe its affected the way I look at the rest of the group." Spencer says twirling his drink in his hand.

"Speaking of them, I can feel there eyes on you all night. You must be extremely special." He says smirking and nodding his head in their direction.

As soon as you look over there you are instantly met with their death stares watching the entire interaction. Heat rises to your face and ears as you look back at Spencer.

"Look Spence, I am so sorry but i should probably go. See you around sometime?" You ask pointing your finger out to him as you ask slowly walking away.

He smiles at the nickname and nods, "See you around sometime Aphrodite!" He says laughing and holding his drink up. You laugh and walk away.

The boys look defeated. Maybe Spencer really was just trying to be your friend. They hadn't seen him do anything really. He joked with you and touched you appropriately, in friendly ways. Who were they to take away a friend from you.

"Seriously guys? You scared my friend away!" You say with the pout of your lips. It's taking everything in them not to take you right here right now. Daryl just grunts and takes a sip of his drink while Rick just stares at you.

"Hello? Earth to Rick!?" You say waving your hand in his face. "I heard you, sweetheart. We're sorry. Right, Daryl?" Rick says not looking up from your body in that tight dress as he nudges Daryl's arm.

Daryl grunts and lowly says, "Yea." While looking at your eyes. "What'd ya wear that thing for anyway?" He adds.

"What this? Oh! I wanted to feel girly again! Did you know Spencer called me Aphrodite!? That was so nice of him but I just think he-" You state before being interrupted.

"I don't care what he said sweetheart, I asked you what did you wear that tight thing for?" Rick asks, his blue irises finally enchanting you. fuck.

Whenever Rick looked at you, you couldn't speak. No matter how hard you tried to think of a coherent sentence, word, or anything, it never came out. Damn you Rick!

You stutter trying to answer his question and Daryl scoffs clearly jealous at how you instantly get all shy around Rick.

"I-I wore it for you guys. Thought you guys would like it because your opinions matter to me." You say heat rushing to you face in embarrassment.

They look at each other and smirk. "Well Sunshine, yer lookin good if ya ask me." Daryl says with a smirk, winking at you.

You giggle and smile at him. You then look to Rick for his opinion on your dress.

"Darlin, you are gonna make me act up tonight. That dress looks amazing on you but trust me sweetheart it would look better on my bedroom floor." Rick says biting his lip looking you up and down.

You squeeze your legs together and bite your lip looking up at them with big doe, glossy, innocent, eyes.

Daryl mutters a 'fuck' under his breath and grabs your waist pulling you close to the both of them. "Damn doll ya really know how to push our buttons." Daryl says.

"Your lookin like lust on a plate sweetheart." Rick says biting his lip again.

"Well if you guys like it then it was all worth it!" You say twirling around and smiling. They both glance at you ass and admire you.

"It was definitely worth it sweetheart." Rick says biting his lip again. "C'mon, let's take ya home and show ya how good ya look." Daryl says smirking and grabbing your hand while Rick grabs your waist.

After about a 5 minute walk, you guys arrive at the shared house. You walk up the steps to open the door with Rick and Daryl behind you.

You guys walk in the house and Daryl is just itching to get his hands on your pretty little body. "Why are we here guys? Did I do something wrong?" you ask confused as to why they brought you here.

"Nah sunshine, you ain't do nun wrong," Daryl says getting closer to you. "Were here to show ya how special you are." Daryl adds.

Your eyes light up and your face contorts into a small little smirk. "Oh, I see. Well, boys don't just stand there," You say seductively "Fuck me."

Both boys are immediately on you growling in your ear and both trying to tear that dress off you.

They both successfully take your dress off and bring you toward the pull-out couch. Rick between your legs and Daryl in front of your face.

"Get on your knees, sweetheart." Rick orders sternly. And you obey him getting on your hands and knees while lustfully staring at Daryl. Daryl slowly unbuckles his belt and takes it off.

Rick unbuttons his pants and drops both his pants and boxers revealing his beautiful 9-inch aching cock, awaiting to be inside you. Daryl reveals his hard, 8-inch cock with protruding veins and already leaking pre-cum.

"God, ya look so pretty from this angle sunshine," Daryl whispers. The throbbing between your legs is unbearable and makes you extremely dizzy. You close your legs together to feel a tiny release only for Rick to yank your legs open.

"Nuh uh sweetheart, keep those prey little legs open f'me ok?" He whispers in your ear, his body flush with yours. You nod feeling his cock on your ass.

"Please... I wanna feel you, both of you. Please fuck me." You whine feeling helpless.

Daryl and Rick share a look before nodding at each other. Daryl looks back down at you and grabs your jaw forcing you to look up at him as he bends down to look at you.

"Beg for it, then maybe you'll get it. You've been a bad girl sunshine." He says in a singsongy voice.

"Please Daryl, please. I'll be a good girl for you, for both of you! Please R-Rick Please Daryl, I beg of you fill me up please!" You beg, pleading eyes staring into Daryl's lust-filled ones.

Rick nods his head of approval a Daryl and Daryl lets you go. "Alright sunshine, get ready."

"You asked for it sweetheart," Rick says grabbing your hips to push your ass against him. You whimper at the feeling.

"Open yer mouth sunshine." Daryl says.

You open your mouth and wait. Rick lines himself up with your entrance and at the same time, they shove their cocks into your holes.

Both thrusting at rough, fast paces. Nothing but skin slapping against skin and slobbering gagging noises filled the silent room. Your cries muffled by Daryl's cock shoved down your throat.

Your throat contracts in a way that has Daryl groaning loudly, "Oh fuck sunshine." He pulls your hair into a ponytail and starts fucking your face harder.

Rick plunges his cock deep inside you, it feels like he's hitting your cervix. His thrusts are rough and deep. You feel him all inside you. You feel his cock twitching, it feels so good you feel like you can feel his veins.

Both of them fucking you just right you feel euphoric. This feeling is better than anything you've ever felt before. Blood rushing through you, it feels amazing.

Your heart rate pumping faster than ever. Daryl pulls out to give you a chance to breathe and catch your breath but Rick's pace doesn't slow down.

You moan out as your body jerks from his rough thrusts. Daryl looks at your puffy lips and fucked out state. You feel your orgasm approaching and Rick's cock twitches inside you.

You both moan out loudly at the same time. Your body starts convulsing and shaking as you squirt all over the place. Your orgasm hits you so hard your eyes cross.

Rick shoots his warm cum inside you. The feeling of him cumming inside you is enough to have you cumming again. Daryl is jerking himself off at the sight.

"Where do ya want it sunshine?" He aska. "M-My mouth." You open your mouth for him and wrap your lips around his cock. Lips warm like a blanket.

He groans and shoots his cum straight down your throat. He gives one last final thrust before he pulls out. You stick your tongue out and show him the cum sitting on your tongue and you let it drip between your breasts before swallowing the rest.

You maintain eye contact through it all. Rick doesn't pull out yet, still breathing heavily as he comes down from his high. He starts thrusting again, "Wanna breed you so badly, wanna cum inside your pretty tight pussy again, want you to have my babies." He says.

You cry out at the overstimulation. And try your best to push him off you. Eventually, Daryl tells him to calm down but he just keeps mumbling at how good your pussy feels and how well you take him. Rick is so drunk off your pussy that it's like a drug. He wants more of it. More of you.

He pulls out though and falls onto his back. "Well, how good is tha pussy? I wanna try." He says with a smirk on his face.

Your body is limp but you still have some strength left. You get off your hands and lean back on your feet. Daryl picks. you up and lays. back and rests you on his stomach. Involuntarily, you grind on his stomach. You whimper and put your hands on his chest.

He lifts your hips closer to his face, "Want ya to ride my face, okay? Take it easy, wanna taste ya." Daryl says. You nod and he smiles. He lifts your body and slowly lowers you on his face, intoxicated by your smell he flattens his tongue against your slit.

You gasp and grab his hair. He starts lapping at your clit, licking from your slit to your clit. He moans into you and you groan feeling the vibrations.

Your moans start to get louder as he starts to prod and poke at your entrance. Haps up whatever he can, all of your juices flowing from your wet pussy. He loves how you taste and how you smell. You taste sweet like candy and fruity like strawberries. And you smell like peaches and whiskey.

God, you drove him crazy. You drove him absolutely crazy. He was so feral for you.

The things you do, the clothes you wear, how hot you are, how brave you are.

All those things always shot a spark down to his crotch every time. It drove him crazy.

Your pretty little noises grew louder and the pattern was all over the place. He could tell you were about to cum again. He continued to fuck you with. his tongue and lap up your juices.

You let out a long drawled fuck, with a cry of his name while you came all over his face. You rode and grinded on his face trying to ride out your high.

You scooted down from his face to his thighs and fell on top of him. He rested you on the couch and got up. He offered Rick a hand as he was clearly still fucked out.

Rick carried you up the stairs bridal style while Daryl got you a warm, wet rag to clean you off. The smell of sex, cum, and sweat lingering on your pretty body.

They wiped themselves off and got in bed with you. They sandwiched you in between them and kissed you goodnight.

A/N: Whewwww! That was hot! Personally, I enjoyed writing this one. It took me a while but I did it! I hope all enjoyed it! The longest fic I've written so far.

Taglist: @murdadixon @catt-leya @carlsdarling @carlgrimesenthusiast. @rickswh0r3 @sickyrat @sinsandsweetness @the-dixon-effect @number1gal @daryldixmedown @darylscvmdumpster @loveforcarl

𝙨𝙢𝙨 ⇢ 𝘻𝘰𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘶𝘵𝘤𝘩

glen: so, you go get a boyfriend and forget about good ole glenny boy? thought we had a stronger friendship than that, deutch.

✉️ | glen & liam.

Liam: Oh Glenny boy! How do we trade places so I can feel the magnificent charge of being little spoon to Kate Hudson?

hey yeah hi.. are you the one responsible for glorny?

if you mean the invention of the word I'm pretty sure that was @ratcoffin69! Along with gems such as glervix and glussy....a huge contribution to the fandom if you ask me.

If you mean just generally being Horny on Main for glennis, then I'm also not responsible for that but boy do I contribute to the war effort daily and have for years 🫡

𝓖𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓷 𝓞𝓻𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭

Glenn is always the serious and intellectual man. While at first, many wondered why he was placed in Gryffindor instead of Ravenclaw, he has hidden fire deep within him that comes out without hesitations. Like his father, he admires and respects the law and firmly believes that if justice is carried out correctly and properly, it will be much more effective. His father wonders why Glenn never wants to marry to continue the family line. Since heirs were the main issue, Glenn simply adopted two magical orphans to solve the problem. While he is loyal to those who gained his trust, he's also an arrogant piece of ass.

𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮

Nicknames: Glenny by his family and only his family. No one else can call him that.

Date of birth: 7th October 1879.

Hometown: Stormview Manor, Edinburgh, Scotland.

Nationality/Ethnicity: British white (1/4 American).

Language(s) spoken: English (British & American), Latin and some ancient Greek.

Accent: Edinburgh with twangs of American and renounced pronunciation.

Blood status: pureblood.

Gender identity: Wizard (he/him).

Sexuality: asexual.

𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂

Myers-Briggs Type: ENTJ (The commander)

Alignment: lawful neutral.

Strengths: great leadership, self-confidence, strategic, efficient.

Weaknesses: stubborn, impatient, arrogant, cold and ruthless at times.

Interest/hobbies: chess, gobstones, reading political and legislative matters, dueling, studying.

Favourite colour: slab grey.

Favourite food: roast beef.

Favourite drink: coffee.

𝓐𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮

Face claim: Luke Evans.

Height: 1.83m/6'0ft as an adult.

Weight: 72kg/160lbs.

Hair: very dark brown, kept tidy and short.

Eyes: blue almost grey.

Skin: light doesn't burn nor tan, just stays the same.

Defects: scar on his torso in his adult life.

Style: he has a very expensive and elegant style. You will never see him without his suit, some even say that he even sleeps in one.

𝓦𝓲𝔃𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓻𝔂

Wand: laurel and dragon heartstring, 13 3/4 and rigid flexibility

(It is said that a laurel wand cannot perform a dishonourable act, although in the quest for glory (a not uncommon goal for those best suited to these wands), I have known laurel wands perform powerful and sometimes lethal magic. Laurel wands are sometimes called fickle, but this is unfair. The laurel wand seems unable to tolerate laziness in a possessor, and it is in such conditions that it is most easily and willingly won away. Otherwise, it will cleave happily to its first match forever, and indeed has the unusual and engaging attribute of issuing a spontaneous lightning strike if another witch or wizard attempts to steal it.)

Animagus form: none.

Patronus: polar bear.

Patronus memory: getting all Os on his tests.

Boggart: failing all his tests.

Riddikulus: getting awarded with 110% on everything.

Amortentia (what does he smell?): could never smell anything even if he tried.

Amortentia (what does he smell like?): spicey, cinnamon, oranges, and fresh linen.

Magical abilities: apparition, non-verbal magic, a little bit of wandless magic, skilled flier.

𝓐𝓽 𝓗𝓸𝓰𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓼

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor.

Best subject(s): arithmancy, DADA, history of magic.

Worst subjects(s): herbology, muggle studies.

Third-year options: ancient runes, arithmancy, muggle studies.

N.E.W.Ts: arithmancy, ancient runes, charms, DADA, history of magic, potions, transfiguration.

Quidditch position: keeper/reserved chaser (year 3 - year 7).

Extracurricular: prefect, head boy, dueling club, book club, chess club.

𝓐𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓗𝓸𝓰𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓼

July 1898 - June 1899: Trainee prosecutor for the Council of Magical Law.

July 1898 - February 1936: Prosecutor for the Council of Magical Law.

March 1917 - September 1948: Head Prosecutor for Council of Magical Law.

October 1907 - September 1948: Member of the Wizengamot

September 1948: Retired due to a case trial that went wrong, really really wrong.

𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹𝓼

Family:

Scott Rosewood (father) - A British/American pureblood and private lawyer. They have a fairly good relationship but Glenn often does the opposite what his father wants from him.

Evelyn Rosewood neé Fawley (mother) - Glenn is a mummy's boy and always can talk to his mother. His mother was very accepting of the fact that Glenn wanted a career over a wife and as long as she had grandchildren, biological or not she was happy.

Winona Rosewood (sister) - Depsite their competitive natures, Glenn does really care for Winona and will do anything to protect her.

Colin Moss (half-brother) - Um...He doesn't know that he has a brother, well at least not for decades but then never gets to know him because Colin dies later that same year when Glenn found out.

Lysander Mercury @slytherindisaster (maternal cousin) - Glenn finds Lysander to be an arsehole and too nosy for his own good.

Friends:

Oliver Gerard @kc-and-co - dorm mate and one of the few people who can handle his arrogant ass. But Glenn values how Oliver tells him the reality of life sometimes and that not everyone has such a privileged upbringing like him. They play together in the quidditch team.

Vinny Raymond @hogwartsmysteryho - dorm mate and they kinda just became friends. Though Glenn will get annoyed by Vinny's lack of motivation to study as he finds education important.

Ethel Hexley @the-al-chemist - well they're not exactly friends as Glenn dished out a lot of detention to both her and Selene Fraser @lifeofkaze as their prefect. But they see each other at family gatherings and later when both were part of the Wizengamot.

He's open to more friends if your OCs is happy with an arrogant ass.

Love interest: he's not interested in anyone and never will be to be frank.

Pets: none.

Rivals:

Nolan Miller @hogwartsmysteryho - Both want to prove that they're the superior one and won't hesitate to use their blood status as proof. Also Glenn just really wants to prove that a Gryffindor is just as intellectual as a Ravenclaw.

Winona Rosewood - They like to compete over most things like grades, books, quidditch etc.

I understand if Glenn rubs your OC the wrong way and that started a rivalry.

2023

key ↻ = re-read ☞ = continuing (started previously) ✑ = for school ☏ = others recommended and/or gifted to me ✧ = favorites 𓆱 = northern arizona

- hard aground by james w. wall - ↻ moby-dick; or, the whale by herman melville - shockwave by paul ruditis - the expanse by j. m. dillard - last full measure by michael a. martin & andy mangels - surprise! by nichelle nichols, sondra marshak, & myrna culbreath - the good that men do by michael a. martin & andy mangels - and how are you, doctor sacks?: a biographical memoir of oliver sacks by lawrence weschler - how to change your mind: what the new science of psychedelics teaches us about consciousness, dying, addiction, depression, and transcendence by michael pollan - ✑ rhetoric and human consciousness: a history (5th ed) by craig r. smith - ✑ how english works: a linguistic introduction (3rd ed) by anne curzan and michael p. adams - ✑ goodbye to all that by joan didion - ✑ disappearance by carrie brownstein - ✑ debts and lessons by zadie smith - ✑ baby yeah by anthony veasna so - bone in the throat by anthony bourdain - the man who loved alien landscapes by albert wendland - ✑ notice by jessica handler - ✑ joyas voladoras by brian doyle - ✑ proxies: essays near knowing by brian blanchfield - ↻ night sea journey by john barthes - ✑ consider the lobster by david foster wallace - admissions: a life in brain surgery by henry marsh - dino: living high in the dirty business of dreams by nick tosches - ✑ the book of delights: essays by ross gay - frank sinatra has a cold by gay talese - inventing jerry lewis by frank krutnik - ✑ whatever the weather by linda tran - ✑ the gift of strawberries by robin wall-kimmerer - fried walleye and cherry pie: midwestern writers on food, edited by peggy wolff - tomorrow and beyond: masterpieces of science fiction art, edited by ian summers - stories and prose poems by aleksandr solzhenitsyn, trans. michael glenny - ✑ in cold blood by truman capote - w. h. auden: selected poems, edited by edward mendelson - 95 poems by e. e. cummings  - ↻ dawn by elie wiesel - ☏ 20020: the future of college football by jon bois - ☏ the postman by david brin - slouching towards bethlehem by joan didion - who by fire: leonard cohen in the sinai by matti friedman - in the house upon the dirt between the lake and the woods by matt bell - zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance: an inquiry into values by robert m. pirsig - ✑ essays one by lydia davis - the book of eulogies: a collection of memorial tributes, poetry, essays, and letters of condolence, edited by phyllis theroux - ✧ kneller's happy campers by etgar keret - the bus driver who wanted to be god and other stories by etgar keret - ↻ where the sidewalk ends: poems and drawings by shel silverstein - aperture 12:4, 1964, edited by minor white - the complete peanuts, 1959-1960 by charles m. shultz - ✧ letters to milena by franz kafka - aredo by grace smith - the last lecture by randy pausch & jeffrey zaslow - the bug wars by robert asprin  - leaves of grass: “first” and “death-bed” editions by walt whitman - something alive by keegan grau - ↻ moby dick; or, the whale by herman melville - hunger makes me a modern girl by carrie brownstein  - ✧ our numbered days by neil hilborn - book of mercy by leonard cohen - some ether by nick flynn - death of a lady's man by leonard cohen - the white album by joan didion - in fact: the best of creative nonfiction, edited by lee gutkind - ✧ kurt vonnegut: letters, edited by dan wakefield - spent saints & other stories by brian jabas smith - reckless daughter: a profile of joni mitchell by david yaffe - day by elie wiesel - william carlos williams: the collected poems 1909-1939, edited by walton litz and christopher macgowan - 𓆱 quench your thirst with salt: essays by nicole walker - 𓆱 package fever by anahi molina - 𓆱 tumbling toward awareness by anahi molina - 𓆱 if i could just see the levee from my backyard by anahi molina - 𓆱 undertones by anahi molina - 𓆱 building the dream: lego friends and the construction of human capital by christopher schaberg, ginger grimstein, waverly evans, paige franckiewicz, nino hernandez, terran lumpkin, anahi molina, & adelaide wight - 𓆱 interview with margarida vale de gato by anahi molina - love in the time of cholera by gabriel garcía márquez, trans. edith grossman - bagombo snuff box: uncollected short fiction by kurt vonnegut - 𓆱 evening with grandma by anahi molina - 𓆱 the gods are dead by anahi molina - 𓆱 namesakes by anahi molina - ☏ a book of common prayer: a novel by joan didion - grapefruit: a book of instructions and drawings by yoko ono - ☏ bluets by maggie nelson - cradle book: stories & fables by craig morgan teicher - ☏↻ the gift: poems by hafiz, the great sufi master, trans. daniel ladinsky - ☏ i heard god laughing: renderings of hafiz by daniel ladinsky - hunger: a memoir of (my) body by roxane gay - our babies, ourselves: how biology and culture shape the way we parent by meredith f. small - ☏ the overstory: a novel by richard powers  - ☏ having and being had by eula biss - the two cultures and the scientific revolution by c. p. snow - ☏ dogsucker: the written oral by lawrence lenhart - 𓆱 backvalley ferrets: a rewilding of the colorado plateau by lawrence lenhart  - post office by charles bukowski - consider the lobster and other essays by david foster wallace - zoologies: on animals and the human spirit by alison hawthorne-deming - ↻ the rainbabies by laura krauss melmed - billions & billions: thoughts of life and death at the brink of the millenium by carl sagan - ☏ zami: a new spelling of my name: a biomythography by audre lorde - the paper menagerie by ken liu - ☏ the member of the wedding by carson mccullers  - the handsomest drowned man in the world by gabriel garcía márquez  - the joy of sex by alex comfort  - open all night: new poems by charles bukowski - ham on rye by charles bukowski - howl’s moving castle by diana wynne jones - ☏ norwegian wood by haruki murakami  - the gales of november: the sinking of the edmund fitzgerald by robert j. hemming - ✑ the rise of silas lapham by william dean howells - ✑ girl by jamaica kincid - everyone but me wrote this by anahi molina - ✑ a rose for emily by william faulkner - ✑ sister carrie by theodore dreiser - ✑ in praise of gossip by patricia meyer spacks - ✑ the husband stitch by carmen maria machado - ✑ the way the end of days should be by diane cook - ✑ the tomb of wrestling by jo ann beard  - ✑ oronooko: or, the royal slave by aphra behn - ✑ the jungle by upton sinclair  ☇ new york times article reading list - ✑ bless me, ultima by rudolfo anaya - ✑ kindred by octavia butler - ✑ the awakening by kate chopin - ✑ behave: the biology of humans at our best and worst by robert sapolsky - ☏ happening by annie ernaux - ✑ m. butterfly by david henry hwang - ✑ my ántonia by willa cather - here is your war by ernie pyle - ✑ the whale caller by zakes mda  - ✑ sáanii dahataał / the women are singing: poems and stories by luci tapahonso - ✑ in dubious battle by john steinbeck  - ↻ sarah, plain and tall by patricia mclachlan - ✑ “the rockpile” by james baldwin - i will not leave you comfortless: a memoir by jeremy jackson - fifty famous people by james baldwin  - ✑ “shiloh” by bobbie ann mason - ✑ “cathedral” by raymond carver  - you get so alone sometimes that it just makes sense by charles bukowski - ✑ slaughterhouse-five by kurt vonnegut  - dead babies by martin amis

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