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temptressofwaikiki · 1 year

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So I’ve been thinking over Glass Onion for like 18hrs (sleep included), and I got to thinking about eccentric billionaires and what if Miles invited Nathan Bateman.

Who knows, maybe they met at the Glass Onion or uni or for some joint venture (in which Miles got the wrong idea that they were friendly).

NB thinks he’s an idiot but you think a little trip to a private Greek island might be fun, and maybe you can pry NB from his computer for a few hours.

NB humours you.

When shit goes down, NB is very clear to point out that he knew this was a bad idea.

Not sure what happens next but I imagine there’s back and forth commentary about how over the top things are, how ridiculous the weekend plans are, etc…

Seriously, he’d just sit back and let them kill each other.

You: shouldn’t we help them?

NB: *sip* no.

#oscar isaac #nathan bateman #glass onion randomness #someone talk to me about this

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benoits-neckerchieves · 28 days

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He’s so cute 😭😭

Arena Magazine Issue 168 - March 2006

Why isn’t this one in the magazine too tho??

#i love buying random-ass magazines off eBay #also love that you can see in the 2nd one that his ears are pierced #obvs i knew that cause I’ve literally seen him with earrings in but idk it’s somehow different vibes in Bond era #imagine James Bond with an earring #q would love that #daniel craig #james bond #007 #00q #arena magazine #casino royale #munich 2005 #benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion

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yeah-thats-probably-it · 4 months

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Is this anything

#jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #i saw a random benoit blanc post and the words 'i say' activated my jooster lobe

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acrowbyanyothername · 1 year

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They couldn’t have given Phillip a surname? Like… Blanc, for example. Just for my peace of mind.

#glass onion #hugh grant #knives out #benoit blanc #also Ethan hawkes random 2 minutes as efficient man is my salt

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monicasdanvers · 1 year

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whiskeypeg nation where are you !!!! like these gfs have met before (canon) and u cannot tell me that peg does not have a crush on whiskey like… whiskey has always been curious about peg and didn’t realise until later on that she had a crush on her <3 after the whole glass onion thing and whiskey is rightfully shaken peg deciders to take care of her for the night and make sure she’s okay and from there they start spending more time with eachother until one day they’re watching tv on the couch and whiskey leans over and tells peg she loves her before kissing her <3

#whiskeypeg #whiskey #whiskey glass onion #glass onion #peg glass onion #madelyn cline #lesbians #because i say so #the way they didn’t even say a word to eachother and i’ve pulled an entire backstory out of that yeah #don’t underestimate me #don’t underestimate the power of gay people #daniel craig #knives out #janelle monae #very random tags rn #wait !!!!#jessica henwick

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weaponizedducks · 3 months

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after rewatching knives out for the billionth time i have come to the conclusion that chris evans and daniel craig thrive in the silly goofy roles. get them out of the Sexy Cool Action Hero™ typecast and let them go apeshit

#no you can literally see how much fun they had on knives out #hugh ransom drysdale ate up that screen better than cap ever did #knives out being my favourite movie ever challenge #yeah i killed fran but i GUESS I DIDN'T so what do you have on me?#NOTHING. what attempted murder? i get arson for the building and a couple other charges #but with a good lawyer WHICH i HAVE i'll be out in no time #and then you'll see just how much i can wreck your life you VICIOUS LITTLE BITCH #cunty monologue #also daniel craig's funny little accent and random piano playing give me joy #let them make knives out into a full mcu type thing it'll be so funny #knives out #glass onion #ransom drysdale #benoit blanc #daniel craig #chris evans

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queenerdloser · 1 year

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loved glass onion but also i am betrayed bc i was SO CERTAIN the random background guy was going to be a Major Plot Twist Character and he ended up never being explained

#me seeing random background guy: who is he??? maybe he's got some hidden secret that will reveal something!!#glass onion: actually he's just a fun gag we threw in for kicks #glass onion spoilers #glass onion

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noel-gruber-hungry-hombre-meal · 6 months

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Here is Phillip Blanc.

And here are all his friends.

They often congregate at the apartment just to hang out and play DND. They even invite Blanc to join them sometimes. They're his friends as much as they're Phillip's.

#dndhat #crossover....somewhat #benoit x phillip #knives out #glass onion #hugh grant #benoit blanc and phillip #phillip blanc #metahat #ocs #random ideas #headcanons

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lyxchen · 1 year

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We all know that Miles Bron is dumb but just..

He went to go kill Andi.. in his car... that Only Exists Once. In the ENITIRE WORLD!!

This man planned a murder, even trying to make it look like suicide and then drove to his victim's house In His Own One-Of-A-Kind Car. That Nobody Else Has! And that is SO Obviously His Car!! and he didn't think that that was a bad idea until Duke saw him!!!! And he might not even have recognized Miles if it wasn't for his Unique Car!!!!

Miles Bron you are truely dumb!!

#like i'm sure that everyone that know just a bit about him also know about his car #even if duke hadn't seen him it could have been someone else #glass onion spoilers #glass onion #miles bron #lea's random thoughts

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chaelfs · 1 year

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