Atlas

Can rest his weary bones

The weight of the world

All falls away

- after the initial fright of a wizard losing one's magic, i imagine it could feel like respite similar to how flying to a new country and being unknown and a complete blank slate is... among the sussur blossoms he is just gale dekarios

- lyrics from good riddance by Darren Korb (play hades/supergiant games and change your life forever)

- his embroidery has roses in it, apparently it's a term of endearment in waterdeep :') cute

I really do love the fresh take on the dead wife aspect in scavengers reign like. She didn't die in some terrible accident or at the hands of an evil third party, she died because of you. Because of your ambition and carelessness and because you didn't prioritize her enough to even look for her as the ship was going down. You will carry this guilt for the rest of your life. She will haunt you forever. Pray that her ghost is enough to change you for the better.

tfw you, as a mind reader, have to team up with a man who thinks too much

Slight spoilers in tags

the more you learn about saionji the more pathetic he becomes and the more likeable he becomes also. and then on the other side of the spectrum you have akio who also becomes more pathetic the more you think about him but which only serves to make you hate him more if that's even possible

ok, possessive Lucifer vs Betty the alligator. Both pretend to get along in alastors presence but the moment he terns away there trying to kill eachother. Both constantly competing for alastors attention!

It would also be funny if Susan adors Betty. The only time she's ever civil with alastor is when hes walking Betty

and betty has taken a chuck out of vox befor, best snack she ever had

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i love reading jane eyre because every conversation between her and rochester is just so funny to me. he is determined to be as aggravating and provoking as possible and she is just like. cool

He promised he would love me until he died, but his love didn't protect me from his unkindness. He warned me that the Folk don't love as we do. I didn't understand until he left me alone in his great, awful house for weeks on end. I cultivated hybrid roses in the garden and commissioned new curtains and hosted month-long revels for his friends. It didn't matter. I was sometimes louche and sometimes chaste. I gave him everything. But he said all the story had gone out of me. I snapped.

Just some home of sexual doodles

How far do you think Johnny could take it with a clueless reader? Like before she starts to think hey wait maybe this isn’t just what boy best friends do?

I mean. They’ve probably fucked a couple times before she confides in a friend that it’s tough dating when you have a guy best friend because that’s basically admitting that she’s currently sleeping with someone and her friend is like. What are you talking about. I have two guy best friends and I don’t sleep with either of them.

Why does the homestuck fandom hate Feferi

Jonny D’ville butch transgirl to me. btw. Finally dropping the mechs takes. She’s so everything in my heart

[ID: A drawing of Jonny D’ville depicted from the thighs up, leaning against the stone wall of an alleyway. She has a relaxed expression on her face, eyes shut, smiling with a piece of wheat between her teeth. She has an arm behind her head, hand in her hair, the other in her pocket. She’s wearing an unbuttoned white shirt and black pants. Besides Jonny is a wanted poster that reads: “Wanted. Jonny D’ville of the starship “Aurora.” Crimes include: Murder, grand theft aether, murder, arson, unliscenced foul language, murder again, public drunkenness, every form of piracy, so much murder. Reward: 2,000,000 credits. Dead, do not take alive. Last seen performing free storytelling musical cabaret at :venue:, :time: everyday.” Jonny is lit in a warm yellow coming from above. End ID.]

and they say romance isn’t dead

Sheep Girl pretty much sticks to Alastor like glue so she gets a front row seat to the Cox Chronicles. Susan adores her and invites her over for tea and cookies while she tells her about all the embarrassing stories she has from when Alastor first showed up in Hell and didn't know how to use his powers properly.

Alastor hears Sheep Girl giggling and Susan cackling in the next room and feels a chill go down his spine.

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Sometimes all a bad bitch want is a silly little short king 👹❤️‍🔥

This took a long time (and the quiz itself is long), but after so many years of observing toxic femininity on Hellsite, I'm finally able to give a name to this type of woman.

And yes, many of these questions were based on real posts on this site plus real life experience.