"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

been having such a great time replaying all the games on my silly little phone. say hello to my besties

I will never get tired of drawing them they are my favorite clowns

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Something in me wants more. I can't rest.

— Sylvia Plath, from “The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath.”

canon interaction

basically in corporate you either have email job or you have excel job. sometimes you have meeting job. sometimes it could be all 3. but thats it

Just because it could have been worse doesn’t mean your feelings aren’t valid. You feel how you feel.

And that’s okay.

(And also, even if they could have been worse, they should have been better.)

whenever I think I'm not a good person I remember that 14 year old me could have turned evil but she chose peace instead

the urge to disappear vs the desire to be wanted and accompanied

i have decided that i am incompatible with this reality. meet me in parallel universe.

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.