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cophene · 1 year

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𝐏𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎 | vento aureo; part II.

★ ⁺ ELUSIVE.

previous chapter || the station || the pawnshop || the chase || table of contents

pairing : vento aureo x gn reader summary : a college student tries getting the attention of some of the most admired and attractive people on campus, only to get caught up with stands and vigilante groups in the process. notes : modern au, multi-chapter fic, sfw, doesn’t follow canon plot word count : 1.7k+

═ ☆. BEFORE COLLEGE, Y/N ALWAYS had trouble keeping the people they loved close to them. They're determined to fix that now that they attends Sapiena, one of the most prestigious universities in Naples. And more notably, the college that various other young people of interest attend. Creating an elaborate reputation for herself, (y/n) manages to snag the attention of two of the most admired people on campus (and a few others besides.) What (y/n) doesn't know is that Sapiena has established a complex hierarchy based on an ability that all of their research told them nothing about. The last thing they'd expected was to be recruited into a crime-fighting vigilante group (if it can even be called that).

Despite being thrust into such a bizarre situation, (y/n) is finally starting to get to know the Sapiena elites and how to stay in their circle. (Y/n)'s primary concern is finding out who the elusive Signor D is, of course, but they can't deny they're growing closer to terribly different personalities.

★ ⁺ INTERESTS.

GIORNO GIOVANNA.

Giorno is the charming, attentive son of Naples' chief prosecutor, Dario Brando and a Japanese-Italian socialite. He is one of the wealthiest and most influential students at Sapiena, but that's never gone to his head. He is currently studying law as a freshman, although it's not his first choice.

Discovering Black Sabbath's lighter in his father's office planted the seed for the vigilante group he's currently forming. He plans to use Stand abilities to help the citizens of Naples, protecting them from what the authorities cannot. His methods to gain Stand users might have been questionable, but he's convinced the end purpose justifies the means.

TRISH UNA.

Trish is the flippant, capricious daughter of Sapiena's director. She flourishes under the attention afforded to her at Sapiena and makes it a point to appear effortlessly poised and graceful at all times. She may seem shallow, but Trish is a sharply perceptive and observant freshman under the floral perfume and perfect eyeliner.

Trish gained her Stand the same night as Giorno from Black Sabbath's lighter. It was easy for her to be drawn into Giorno's magnetic goal and help him with finding Stand users. She was a bit more hesitant, though, and readily gave up the lighter when it was no longer needed. Currently, Trish is proving to be an expert at putting together research and theories about Stands and their abilities.

NARANCIA GHIRGA.

Narancia is a boisterous college sophomore, a little immature, but always meaning well. He's friends with practically everyone at Sapiena, and it's no wonder. When people are with him, they're suddenly struck with an irresistible urge to smile. Somehow, Narancia has decided to dedicate that limitless energy to mathematics.

After getting pulled into Stand business, Narancia has taken the entire thing in stride. Narancia's Stand is as energetic and erratic as he is. What it lacks in precision, it makes up for in power. Narancia might not know the whole story, but hey, helping is helping. If he can use his funky new ability to take down bad guys, then by all means, right?

PANNACOTTA FUGO.

Fugo is an intensely focused senior working at the nearby café. He's a year or two ahead in his studies since his studiousness earned him an early acceptance into Sapiena. He keeps to himself most of the time and has virtually no presence online. Most students only know him as the guy with the scary temper, which Fugo does his best to keep a handle on.

Fugo unwittingly gained a Stand in Giorno's father's office and has despised it ever since. Purple Haze is dangerous and unpredictable. If even Fugo could be hurt by it, how can he control it? He's working towards becoming more familiar with his Stand, but he might be the most reluctant out of everyone to actually use it. Not only that, he doesn't entirely trust everyone to use their Stands for good.

BRUNO BUCCIARATI.

Bruno is the firm voice of assurance among Sapiena's elite. His quiet compassion and empathy make it easy for others to trust in the senior. It's likely because of these traits that gave him elite status in the first place, despite coming from a working-class family. Out of the elites, Bruno has to be most levelheaded and pragmatic.

Bruno never agreed with using Black Sabbath to gain Stands. While he's willing to work with Giorno to make Naples a better place, he is still hesitant to use his Stand for violence. Bruno is invaluable when it comes to getting information from people, as empathetic as he is. Little goes on at Sapiena without his knowing.

GUIDO MISTA.

Mista is an impulsive, loud, and at times, bullheaded member of Sapiena's elite. He's made a reputation for himself for caring little about what others think and being a playboy sophomore. Despite that, Mista is capable of some pretty genuine moments and will go out of his way to help his friends. He must have been born under a lucky star because he's still alive despite all of the stunts he pulls.

Mista can get surprisingly aggressive when dealing with the bizarre activity around Naples. Something about it gets under his nerves. This can spell trouble, especially when combined with his rowdy, obnoxious Pistols. Mista is always being told to rein it in, but he'll always resort to his revolver when things go south.

RISOTTO NERO.

Risotto, a senior, is a mutual friend of the Sapiena elites. His intense presence and piercing eyes are enough to keep most students away. Not a lot is known about him, save that he'll kick your ass if you're acting like an asshole. He's often seen hanging around with Prosciutto and Melone. How that friendship evolved is anyone's guess.

Risotto was one of the first to gain a Stand through Trish and Giorno's lighter test. He had a hard time figuring out what Metallica could even do and was convinced it had been a fluke for some time. Even now, Risotto is still learning the full scope of his Stand's abilities. Risotto, in particular, has a personal grudge against Signor D and would like nothing more than to take him down.

LEONE ABBACHIO.

Abbacchio's personality makes him a hard person to like. He's blunt, snappish, and doesn't like to be questioned. Abbacchio does tend to be right most of the time, but it doesn't help that he's so mean about it. He doesn't attend Sapiena, yet he seems to know about all of the goings on there. He is constantly avoiding the question of where he gets information from.

Abbacchio is trying to get a leg up on his fellow classmates at the police academy. He's convinced that putting an end to all of the strange activity going on will bolster his image with his mentors, or so he says. Despite being so brusque, it would seem that Abbacchio has a strong moral compass, even if he doesn't have a tolerance for bullshit.

★ ⁺ STAND PROFILE.

stand name ⋯ white satin

namesake ⋯ nights in white satin by moody blues

appearance ⋯ white satin appears as lengths of light, diaphanous material. it is soft and silky to the touch and appears golden in most lights. it has been described as resembling spider's silk on multiple occasions. when at rest, white satin floats softly in the air, as though it were underwater.

stand type ⋯ long-distance operation, natural non-humanoid - stands that resemble tools, mechanical objects, vehicles, or other artificial constructs such as clothing.

abilities ⋯ white satin is able to wind around enemies and targets like any length of fabric. it has the added benefit of being spectacularly strong and tough to break through. its edges are noted to be sharp as glass, capable of cutting through skin. white satin is most often used to bind and suffocate enemies, similar to lengths of steel rope. it is also used as transport material, capable of hauling people up and down heights and catching things as they fall. any use that can be found for a cloth material can also be extended to white satin.

white satin is also capable of separating into several smaller strings and threads. this makes it useful to manipulate the Stand into small areas and when discretion is required. it can weave together into a larger length of fabric at the user's command. there have been occasions where white satin is shown to create a levitating area of fabric (best described as a magic carpet). although white satin can float, this ability is not actual levitation, but several tiny strings of white satin separating off of the main fabric. the strings move the "magic carpet" along, as though they were kite strings.

white satin is attracted to life and stand energy. the stand is capable of picking out stands, and by extension, their users, from a crowd. it naturally draws closer to living things even when not in outright use.

weaknesses ⋯ white satin lacks the sheer strength and precision of humanoid stands. it can support a great weight, but unless its user exerts effort, the stand alone is not capable of dealing damage. the stand does not possess great offensive or defensive power. although versatile, white satin does not have one main ability or power to its advantage.

extra ⋯ several individuals have commented on a "calming effect" white satin exhibits when they touch the stand. white satin itself can be warm when in contact with its user. it is unclear whether this effect is a legitimate ability, or something unconscious on the part of the individuals.

inspiration ⋯ for the appearance, pace drew on a mix of joseph's hermit purple and jolyne's stone free. also a random paragraph in a book they (mis)read—something about the sunlight looking like strands in the air. it didn't say anything like that, but pace just ran with it.

for the abilities, pace took a lot of inspiration froma certain kizuki in demon slayer—daki's obi sash blood demon art. they read her arc in the manga and absolutely loved it, so they knew they had to write something relating to it.

there are also hints of spiderman in there somewhere. the attraction to life energy is taken directly from gold experience (thanks giorno)

previous chapter || the station || the pawnshop || the chase || table of contents

#pseuminova #jjba #jjba x reader #jjba fanfic #golden wind #golden wind x reader #vento aureo #vento aureo x reader #gender neutral reader #modern au

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ransprang · 2 years

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hello, can i request a jjba matchup please ? but if my english is too bad then please ignore this, it’s my third language after all lol

- gender preference: maybe i’ll prefer a boy, but i’m okay with anything !

- platonic or romantic: romantic <3

- sfw or nsfw: sfw

- my mbti type is intp (at least i think, i’m still not sure how it works), i’m quiet but really caring maybe too much. i want to make sure my friends aren’t thirsty, cold etc. but i don’t even know why. i have adhd, oh and i also cry when i’m mad ~-~. i love watching horror movies, playing video games but i get scared easily. my love language is definitely physical touch! i won’t be able to live without hugs </3. i hate sports and bugs. oh and i don’t have a type. i’m 162 cm tall (i think it’s 5’3? idk) and i’m really skinny, pale.. my mom told me i look like i’m dead lol. i should also wear glasses, but i don’t because i look weird with them, sadly this is the reason of my headaches i have 24/7. i love taking care of my little cousins. their mother is honestly terrible so i take care of them when they’re sick or when they have nightmares.

i think i said too much, sorry about that lol, have a good day/night/morning and take care <3

hii thank you for the request you're so cute <3 and your english is really great don't worry :D

your jojos match up is...............................

GIORNO GIOVANNA

SFW

Giorno had an abusive childhood. Everyone was mean to him from bullies to his stepdad. Even though he seems very confident now, he sometimes gets sad when he remembers the past. He really loves how supportive and caring you are especially when he is sad.

He notices that you don't take care of yourself that well so he reminds you to eat and drink water too. He'll send you texts through out the day or sometimes he'll even cook some yummy Italian food for you.

If you both get into any fights and you start crying he'll soften up and apologise. Then he'll hug you and kiss your forehead.

Giorno loves cudding with you under a warm blanket while watching scary things. If you scream he'll chuckle and hold you tighter.

He knows about your constant headaches and tries to make you feel better. So he makes you tea or any warm drink you like. He also whips out his hair oil and massages it into your scalp.

He won't judge you for hating sports and bugs. He tries to not kill bugs so he'll cup them in his hand and put them faraway from you. As for sports, he thinks it's important to at least get fresh air so he takes you on walks.

your fellow bug hater,

admin sar

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heliolicious · 3 years

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《JJBA: white rose》 minor villain: tartufo

basic information

NAME: camillo "tartufo" bulgari

AGE: 30

STARSIGN: taurus

NATIONALITY: italian

HEIGHT: 6'0 ft [182 cm]

STAND: spectre

occupation

former soldato of passione, expert sniper. when at the end of the first half of 《JJBA: white rose》, giorno gave in to don napoleone's manipulation and swore an oath to him, kissing his hand, passione's soldati became la rosa bianca's soldati. tartufo finds himself in the gang of soldati under capo portia de amarettis [main villain: to be introduced], and the new boss just doesn't sit right with them. don giorno giovanna, whose adventure they had admired since 《JJBA: vento aureo》's events, terribly disappointed them, and they don't trust don napoleone. now, all the gang of the nine soldati wants, is portia to sit at the desk that now belongs to della rosa.

personal lore

ever since he was just a little child, camillo bulgari grew up working to have some money for his family. all the bulgari family had been working for generations as cooks and waiters/waitresses in the restaurant of portia de amarettis's family, the most famous in naples, and the best in the city. in order to reach this fame, though, little did camillo know that the bulgari and de amarettis's family had indebted themselves with diavolo's mafia, leading very soon to a situation of pure fear and danger, when the money in the restaurant's cash register started not to be enough to fully pay the debt promised to diavolo. but relatives would always leave him and portia out of it. unaware. and it was frustrating, above all since they were old enough to know something was up.

it was a sunny day of the year 1990, when passione's hitmen broke into the restaurant, scaring the customers and threatening the owners in front of camillo and portia. and it was a rainy day of the same year, when the restaurant closed due to bankrupt. after that episode, no customer returned there. no incomes anymore. all that was left was an empty building and fear. what don't you do, out of fear. you come to forget motherly and fatherly love. portia's parents sold her to diavolo, to pay what was left, forcing her into the mafia. in a blink of an eye. and as soon as camillo knew, out of love for his eternal friend, and for a feeling of revenge towards what was lost, joined passione after one year, to reunite with portia.

stand

ABOUT SPECTRE: obtained through a stand arrow, this non-humanoid stand is all a sniper needs and the reason why tartufo so thoroughly protects his eyes with huge, thick glasses. spectre allows tartufo to see in detail what is going on in the range of 300 meters away from him. he can create a copy of himself in whatever spot he's looking at, allowing him to interact, explore and attack even when he's away. he can keep someone in his target from two different spots. brilliant, for a sniper.

SPECTRE'S WEAKNESSES: tartufo can only create a single copy of himself // he can't control the copy of himself, it only has his will, and moves by itself. // if tartufo stops watching, the copy will disappear. // if the copy is hurt, his main body is hurt too. // if one or both of his eyes are damaged in any kind of way, the copy of tartufo will glitch, or either do nothing helpful.

DESTRUCTIVE POWER: C

SPEED: D

RANGE: A

DURABILITY: C

PRECISION: A

POTENTIAL: D

[i would be grateful if anyone wanted to join and help in creating the lore of 《JJBA: white rose》. maybe even setting up a group or something. someone's already giving me great support to this day, without these people's support and help i would have never kept on working on this. or at least not publicly. i got to some points when i was losing hope on it. but this project isn't mine only, there's all the gangsters! there's so much to share, so many stories that have to come, and i can't wait for it. thank you if you read until here!]

#la rosa bianca🦉#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo part five #vento aureo #golden wind #muse: tartufo🥽#camillo tartufo bulgari

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theladysexpistol · 4 years

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Maybe headcanon or a scenario of a s/o finding out that her love Polnareff is actually a turtle now? Possibly being invited by Giorno to Italy where she finds out about it. Just an small idea. Anyways thanks sm, if you decide to do it! (you don’t have to though)

This request made me so sad I’m 🥺🥺

One of my friends just very recently got to that part in the manga/anime and in his words “Polnareff deserved better”. I mean we’re glad he didn’t die but now he’s stuck as a turtle! And the turtle, the MVP of Vento Aureo, died! 😂😂

🐢

Ended up with a scenario because I got inspired. You used female pronouns in your ask so I’m going to assume you wanted a fem!reader

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This prompt is sad. Here he is smiling

“I won’t be long, mon chéri. Just a few things I need to help clean up for an old friend. Don’t miss me too much, now. Then we have all the time in the world together, just you and I.”

The man you loved most in the world, the one you had given your everything to, had said that to you before leaving. “I won’t be long,” the beginning would make you laugh now, if it didn’t make you want to cry every time you thought about it.

He had said it almost seven years ago, and then vanished without a trace.

Jean Pierre Polnareff, what an enigmatic man he was. You met him in the summer of 1989 - unbeknownst to you, he had just returned to France from facing certain death every single day for 50 days, avenging his sister’s death and losing three of his friends on the way to defeating the most evil being to ever exist - and the two of you began dating quite soon after. Something you both had in common was that neither of you had any family left, and so you became each other’s family.

He was a major flirt and a goofball, but in the moments of quiet between the two of you, you could always sense this strange intensity to him. His ghosts followed him everywhere, but the most you ever got from it was that it didn’t matter anymore.

“Everything’s behind me, mon amour. I’d rather not burden you with my old troubles. Let’s just keep walking forward together.”

Despite worrying over him, you respected his boundaries, trusting that he would tell you when he was ready. Still, the years spent with Jean Pierre were the happiest you had been in a long time. You felt certain that you would marry him, settle down and two of you could bring children into your blissful lives.

In 1994, he said those words to you; got on a plane, and you never saw him again.

You never heard from him, once. It was though he had vanished. The police were absolutely no help, essentially telling you to get over it as you were the only person alive who seemed to care about the fact that he was missing. They told you there was nothing they could do since he could be anywhere in the world. Essentially, your friends told you he got cold feet and ran. Though deep in your heart you were shattered by this, something inside you just felt like it was something else. One of those secrets he had been keeping to himself behind every smile.

In 2001, something strange happened to you. You had been in your kitchen cooking, and nicked yourself with a knife. As you searched frantically for a cloth or a tissue to stop the cut from getting everywhere, small droplets of blood began to run down your finger. One... Two... Three... Four.... and then suddenly, there were ten drops. You stared in silence at the blood droplets on the counter. How was that possible? You weren’t going crazy were you?

The second strange event occurred moments later, when something inside you, what felt like your very soul, felt as though you were burning. You collapsed to the floor in agony, crying out and simply waiting for it all to be over. But when it all stopped, and you found yourself alive in a mess of tears on your kitchen floor, it was though you knew instinctively. This had to do with Jean Pierre.

A few weeks later, you received a call from a number in Italy. Normally one to just ignore odd phone calls, you elected to ignore it the first two times it rang... the third sent your heart into your throat. They were trying to reach you so desperately; it just had to be him! after seven years, he was finally coming back.

Who was on the other line, though, was not Jean Pierre. It was an Italian man, he sounded very young, who introduced himself in English as Giorno Giovanna. He told you he was calling on behalf of Jean Pierre Polnareff and you nearly burst into tears. Without even hearing what else he had to say you were demanding him to tell you were he was, that you could see the man you loved so much again, to be held in his arms again-

“Sign- Miss,” the young man continued. “He does want me to tell you... he doesn’t look like how you remember him anymore. He wants you to be prepared for that.”

“I don’t care!” You exclaimed. “As long as Jean Pierre is alive, that’s all that matters to me! As long as he still loves me!”

It was faint... it was oh so faint but somehow you still heard it. “Chéri...” mumbled so softly and yet the phone still picked it up. It was his voice. A voice you had longed to hear from anywhere else but trapped inside your head for any longer.

“Jean Pierre! Can I speak to him?” You asked, but Giorno disregarded your question. He told you he would pick you up at Napoli airport, and hung up quickly afterwards.

You had said it didn’t matter before, but the way they both had acted made you realize as tears pricked the corners of your eyes, that something terrible had happened to the love of your life.

Giorno turned out to be even younger than you had imagined. He couldn’t even be over the age of 20. Oddly enough, after receiving you at the airport he then led you to a black car with darkened windows in which he got in the backseat with you. Another young man was in the driver’s seat, with a strange hat that covered much of his hair and a cropped sweater in loud red and blue. You noticed the gun holstered on him immediately. Who exactly had Jean Pierre gotten involved with in Italy?

All of those thoughts went out the window though as Giorno and the other man escorted you inside a beautiful Italian manor. They brought you into a beautiful ballroom with glassy floors and art across the ceiling. It had a wide window that overlooked a garden. You noticed there was a table pushed against the far wall, displaying several vases of flowers and the sculpture of a turtle on it.

“So,” you looked between the two of them. “Where is Jean Pierre? Is he hurt? In the hospital? What are we doing here?”

The two of them exchanged a glance before Giorno spoke again. “He’s... here. In the manor. I just want to emphasize again that he’s changed a lot since you last saw him. He was involved in some dangerous things that he never told you about. And for never telling you that before, he’s-“

A new voice interrupted from behind you. “For that, I am so, so sorry, mon chéri.”

With a gasp, and with tears already in your eyes, you turned around to expect to find a man standing in the doorway. Instead you saw nothing but the table with the turtle statue again. Confused and desperate, you frantically looked around for something, anything that made this make sense.

Finally, you spoke even though your voice cracked. “Jean Pierre, where are you?!”

This time, it was very clear where his voice came from. “I’m right here. L’amour de ma vie, I never thought I would get to see your beautiful face again.”

You made your way slowly over to the table, where upon approach it became immediately clear that the turtle was not a statue as it raised its head to look up at you. Slowly, you reached down to touch it. “Jean Pierre?” His name was barely a whisper on your tongue.

There was a key on the turtle’s back, wedged into the shell. You watched as the key glimmered for a moment, and a small Jean Pierre Polnareff from the waist up popped out.

The look on your face read joy - to finally see him again after all these years - to horror. You couldn’t even begin to comprehend what had happened to him.

But the explanation could all come later. Right now, you simply picked up the turtle and held him close to you as joyful tears, for now, ran down your face. You had him back. That was what mattered most.

#bree writes #jojo fanfiction #polnareff x reader #fem reader #jean pierre polnareff #vento aureo spoilers #feel like i should tag that in case some part 3 fans are looking for pol content #turtle was the mvp you cannot change my mind #request 💖#jjba part 5 spoilers #angsty #poor polnareff #POOR TURTLE

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jjbakaloskaiagathos · 4 years

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OOO bruno!! I love your guys events!!

Are you girls still doing the interview thing? If so then Bruno 👀 please

Hello dearests! Thank you so much for your request! 💜 Today we would like to show you our interview with Bruno. It hasn’t got many jokes but it seems cute for us. We hope you’ll relish!

- Love, K&S ❤️

57 Questions with Bruno Buccellati ⛓ | Kalos Kai Agathos

S: Karina, why are you wearing pajamas?

K: Because today we are going to interview Bruno and I want him to see my T-shirt with his picture. What do you think: will he like it?

/Bruno emerges from the zipper which is in the wall/

B: I suppose it looks cute.

K&S: Hello Bruno! It was so magnificent! Can we ask you 57 questions?

B: Of course, you can. Please, come in.

1. What human quality did you get in your childhood?

B: Hard-working and thirst for justice.

2. What do you do every morning?

B: I make my hairdo and cook breakfast for the guys.

3. East or West home is best. Where is your home?

B: I can find home in water because my father was a fisherman.

4. Who do you feel at home with?

B: I feel at home with my gang, of course.

5. Describe your ideal day with the gang.

B: I would like to be on a sea voyage without Mario Zukkero.

6. To be a Capo is so stressful. How do you cope with it?

B: Sometimes I chill out with Mista and some pretty girls.

7. What is unknown for your gang about you?

B: I’m aware of a few facts about birds.

8. How do you describe your fashion style?

B: Tight but elegant.

9. What is the most expensive thing which you have worn?

B: It was that blue Gucci blazer.

10. What accessory would you like to put on?

B: I suppose... rings.

11. What will you say about a wedding ring.

B: Maybe one day... (@artsyisartsy 👀)

12. You need to sing a song right now.

B: 🎵 Everytime I close my eyes,

I wake up feelin so horny.

I cant get you outta my mind,

Sexy you be all I see 🎵

13. What scares you more?

B: The thing how drugs are still popular in Italy.

14. What makes you merry?

B: The torture dance.

15. What is your strangest habit?

B: Licking people’s faces to find out liars.

16. What do you want saying to Giorno?

B: Thank you that you created a new tooth which you had pulled out.

17. How long does it take to create your hairstyle?

B: I mean... an hour. It takes much time to straighten my hair.

18. What is the most valuable gift which you've ever got?

B: The second chance to live my life.

19. Don’t you know that sometimes your gang reminds the Kardashian family?

B: I don’t think so but Abbacchio really likes this show.

20. We would like to add some short questions... What is your favourite member currently?

B: Narancia. He went to the shop and came back.

21. Who is the wittiest and why?

B: Abbacchio. He makes jokes very seldom but they are always brilliant.

22. Who is the craziest and why?

B: Mista. He literally jumped out of the window to catch Rolling Stone’s ball.

23. Whose wardrobe would you rob?

B: Giorno’s. Both of us like holes in our blazers.

24. What do you always carry with you?

B: Medical gloves. You can’t predict where treasures are kept.

25. Describe you in a few words.

B: Bucciallati became a Capo.

26. What is the weirdest thing which you’ve ever said?

B: “His nails, flesh, and bones are all floppy like a condom”.

27. Is it true that Abbacchio is good at baking?

B: No, he eats pies at the restaurant.

28. What is the most unusual place where you’ve ever found Mista?

B: A VIP-room of the strip club.

29. Have you ever thought about thing to dye your hair pink and grow it?

B: I suppose that Diavolo’s style doesn’t suit me.

30. By the way, is it a tattoo or lace?

B: It’s lace.

31. Why is your Stand named “Sticky Fingers” and how it is associated with a zipper?

B: I don't know, it’s cool.

32. You would like to join a fall of...

B: Dior and Louis Vuitton.

33. Who has a chance to be a model?

B: Hmm... Abbacchio. I think that he will be able to inspire people.

34. The best Narancia’s character quality is...

B: He is always positive.

35. /Narancia rolls off the railing/ Hey Bruno, Aerosmith or a paper airplane?

B: Aerosmith. We value you, Narancia.

36. Can you make zippers with charms?

B: No, I haven’t try to do it. But... I like the idea.

37. Would you like to open your own restaurant?

B: No, I do love that restaurant which brings me new responsible members.

38. Is that true that Mista cooks the greatest pizza?

B: Yes, it is but he never cleans the kitchen.

39. How would you like to name your gang story?

B: “The Modern Crusaders”.

40. What is your favourite TV show?

B: “Muñeca Brava”. Milagros is the best.

41. What is the most terrible song which Narancia has listened?

B: Ghostmane’s song (thanks @frozenzippers for this headcanon 💙)

42. What is your favourite place where...

B: The restaurant.

43. Imagine that you can have dinner with anyone. Who is it?

B: Grace Kelly.

44. Did you like that experience which allowed you to exchage bodies?

B: Yes, I did. I realized that I absolutely liked my body.

45. You would like to exchange bodies with...

B: An Italian person.

46. What is your favourite male name?

B: Paolo.

47. What is your favourite female name?

B: Giovanna.

48. Do you have a driver’s license?

B: No, I don’t but Fugo or Giorno never mind to drive a car.

49. The most strangest companion is...

B: Jean Pierre Polnareff.

50. What do you keep from your childhood?

B: My hairstyle.

51. Where do you find your inspiration?

B: By the sea.

52. What is the most dangerous fruit?

B: Banana. You need to ask Polpo about this.

53. Imagine that your life is your song. How is it called?

B: Gangsta’s Paradise.

54. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve ever stolen?

B: The plane.

55. What is your favourite thing in your cabinet?

B: Our photo with the gang.

56. What character quality makes you nervous?

B: If a person is too closed.

57. It’s the last question! Say something in Italian.

B: Arrivederci.

#jojo bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jjba #jojo part 5 #jojo pt 5 #jojo part five #jojo vento aureo #vento aureo #golden wind #bruno buccellati #bruno #buccellati #57 questions with a jojo character

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gather-ye-sinners · 4 years

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Ur nsfw was so beautiful I had to make a tumblr account so I could follow *italian chef kiss* Could I get some modern day bucci gang headcannons, preferably no mafia business 💞💘💝💖💕

You’re so sweet!! 🥰💕💞 Thank you!

They’re a bit of a fix it Au but I really like the idea that they all found each other without the Mafia. I’m a sucker for a found family!

Modern Bucci Gang Headcanons.

Warnings: Some Angst, Abuse Mentions and Death Mention.

Bruno Buccellati:

He’s most likely a fisherman like his father.

Has a side hustle as a tourist boat during the summer.

He gets a good amount of money to slowly expand his business and help out the locals by bringing more people their way.

Probably opens a small restaurant. Mostly fish dishes.

He knows family businesses make the tourist population go crazy, so he named his shop Buccellati and Sons.

No nonsense in his business

Has kicked people out for being rude to the waitstaff

Now he knows he isn’t supposed to but he puts meals that get sent back aside to feed some of the less fortunate

Makes sure the meal is mostly intact save for maybe one or two bites.

Takes Abbacchio in as a cook after the incident with his partner.

Giorno is his most popular waiter.

Abbacchio gets slightly pissed he lets Giorno have the most flexible schedule.

Bruno argues he’s doing the same for Narancia and Fugo.

He’s still a mom friend and does the best he can to help the community.

Leone Abbacchio:

He spends most of his time cooking for Buccellati

On his off time, he’s studying to be a social worker.

He can’t be bribed by a shitty parent.

He thinks of it as his penance for his partner’s passing.

Becomes a fantastic Social Worker

He knows the law back and front.

Will do anything in his power to get kids a better life.

Switches to a part-time cook for Buccellati.

Finds Trish through his work and cries his eyes out to Bruno over it.

Bruno fosters Trish at his request.

Abbacchio adopts her as soon as possible.

V good dad but those are Headcanons for another day ;)

Guido Mista:

Buccellati’s best cook.

Treats all the crew like he’s their big brother.

Had to be talked out of tackle hugging Trish and Giorno.

Vows to protect and care for the both of them after learning why.

Really takes the younger boys under his wing.

Makes them their favorite snacks for finals and study time.

Had to be talked out of spitting in the food of some asshole who made Trish uncomfortable.

Wants to be a cop someday but due to being an ex-con he doesn’t think he’ll get to.

Would settle on being a life coach of some sort.

Narancia Ghirga:

A student on Buccellati’s dime.

Studies as hard as he can with Fugo, Giorno and Trish.

Bad at algebra and proofs but surprisingly good at geometry.

He just likes shapes

He usually works as a busboy but he washes dishes in the summer.

Wants to be a pilot someday.

Protects his fam.

Poured chili in the lap of some asshole who was making fun of Giorno.

Gets into lots of fights along with Fugo.

Plays percussion in the band.

He’s a hell of a snare player.

Goes to every pep band.

Stans the quadtoms and set.

He’s thriving y’all

Pannacotta Fugo:

Another student on Buccellati’s dime

Excellent student loved by all the teachers

Was wary to be back in school after so long

Lives in the art room making vent pieces.

Paints very abstract almost edgy art.

Very good artist and Buccellati has some of his work hung up in the shop.

Does everything of his own will.

Busboy and dishwasher like Narancia.

Has a therapist.

And a collection of stress balls.

Is significantly more chill.

Feels bad for triggering Trish and Giorno during his outbursts.

He never means it but it hurts them all the same.

He understands why they’re scared.

Unsure what he wants to do with his life.

There are so many choices that he can choose.

Probably ends up as an art teacher or a social worker like Abba.

Giorno Giovanna:

He still saved that gangster so his childhood is a bit better.

Frequents Buccellati’s and reveals he’s basically been disowned.

Abba’s cop and social worker training works wonders.

Gets a part-time job and becomes Buccellati’s ward.

Eventually adopted.

Slightly skittish.

He knows people can be nice but all of these people are being super nice to him? Why?

Part of the Has a Therapist gang with Fugo and Trish.

Probably has meds for anxiety and/or depression.

Comforts Trish a lot

They’re practically attached at the hip.

Wants to be a Lawyer or a Botanist.

Doesn’t really have an interest in law but something about it calls to him.

Trish Una:

Unfortunately had a terrible childhood.

Diavolo wasn’t a kind man to begin with but with Donatella out of the picture…

Constantly looking over her shoulder.

Has a hard time with privacy.

Either way too open or way too closed off no in-between.

Craves social interaction.

Gets along really well with Bruno.

Loves the Sex Pistols, they’re so much fun to talk to.

Often has nightmares of Diavolo.

Some involve Doppio.

He’s always in a grey area for her to talk about.

Has anxiety meds for sure.

Abbacchio is her go to for panic attacks.

Giorno his her second

She’s kinda a mess but she tries to be kind.

Has some intense meanness in her.

Hates the color of her hair, too much like Him she says.

Bruno helps her dye it brown like her mother’s

In choir and plays flute.

Narancia helps her with rhythms and any small dancing.

Wants to be a Journalist or a Seamstress. She’s not sure.

#jojo headcanons #abbacchio imagine #trish una #trish imagine #bruno bucciarati #bruno buccellati #narancia ghirga #pannacotta fugo #giorno giovanna #jojo part 5 #guido mista

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hollywwav · 4 years

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Kira’s special dinner (Kiraboss Week 2020)

(DAY 1: Special Ocassion -NSFW)

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Summary: Diavolo goes to Tokio for an important mission but after getting bad news, he goes back to his mansion where Kira is waiting for him with an special dinner only for him. Things went bad and Diavolo must apologize somehow.

This story occurs within A second Chance alternative universe, and it was planned for the Kiraboss Week 2020!

Warnings: nsfw, crossdressing?, hand and finger kink, blowjobs.

The sun was setting and the place was in total silence The wind started blowing and Kira went downstairs to close all the windows. It was really lonely these days. With a couple of books and the old laptop with reduced access to internet, the blonde man was feeling bored and a bit depressed. His partner went on a business trip a week ago to meet an old acquaintance to get back something of his extinct organization, and although the fact that he called two days ago and said everything was going ok, Kira was feeling worried.

He chuckled remembering how awkward was their interaction at first, but now he just missed his company. Diavolo appreciated a quiet and relaxed life like he did, and hearing about his life in Italy and his culture was exciting.

“Maybe he is the first and only real friend I can ever have?” said the blonde man to himself, but his daydream stopped when the old phone rang in the living and he run quickly to pick up.

“Yoshikage...”

“Diavolo!. Are you ok?”

“Yeah, I’m fine right now. But I’m coming back as quick as I can. I don’t have good news, actually...”

“What happened? Someone found you??”

“Not exactly. I’ll tell you everything when I get back there. I think I will arrive by night”

“O-Ok”

“Francesco will drive me home”

“Right. Ok, I will try to make dinner for both. Is it ok?”

“O-Ok. Go ahead, you can cook anything you want, I’m not really hungry”

“Understood. Be careful”

Yoshikage hung up and thought about what to cook with the ingredients they had in the mansion. Anyways, the kitchen had enough amount of food for a month, thanks to Francesco, the old man who helped to maintain the mansion since years ago after giving his loyalty to Diavolo.

“We had only vegetables and some beef these days. Maybe it would be nice to surprise him with an authentic Italian dish. Something delicious that could make him forget (almost) all his problems”

The blonde man picked a cooking book from the living’s library, and with help of a dictionary started to investigate.

Diavolo arrived almost at 22pm, thanked the old man for the ride and discretion, and gave him the order to go back to his home and keep silence about his location like he did all these years. Kira welcomed him and helped to take off his coat.

“Good evening, Yoshikage”

“Good evening, imperatore” -said Kira with a low chuckle- “You look so tired...” Diavolo sighed heavily.

“Yeah... I only want to take a shower and go to sleep”

“So... you don’t want to try what I’m cooking right now?”

“Well... it smells good. I think... I will eat with you tonight”

“Great. Just go ahead and take a shower”

Diavolo went to his bedroom and picked clean and more casual clothing, and Kira arranged the table for both. It was something new, to be both having dinner in the same place at the same time, mostly because Diavolo was paranoid and wanted to make dinner all by himself and that resulted in poorly done pasta, delivery from Francesco, or worse than that: not eating anything at night just by laziness. Kira, in the other hand, just wanted to eat as healthy as possible at reasonable hours without skipping meals like his pink haired partner did. And while he wasn’t skilled like a real chef, his meals where tasty and had an authentic homemade touch. The table was set and Kira was about to serve the food while Diavolo was still using the hair dryer. When he was ready, he went to the dinning room and the scent and view of that food was enough to make his mouth water. Their plates were full of salmon, shellfish and crustaceans with tomato sauce and spices. Apparently Kira learned to cook cacciucco. Yoshikage had talent for this, and he should be thankful for having him as his new partner.

“W-Woah... I’m sincerely surprised... I didn’t know you were so interested in the gastronomy of my culture”

“Well, yeah, it’s interesting. But I thought it would be nice to make this specially for you. I suppose you miss your native food... the wine... and the desserts”

“Oh, r-really?... just for me?” Diavolo looked carefully at the wine and the food and felt a bit nervous.

“I’m pleased”

“I hope you like it... I think I didn’t use the right amount of salt”

“Let’s check that, then...”

Diavolo wanted to sit but almost fell when he leaned the walking cane he used for a moment and lose balance. Kira instantly held him and helped to sit carefully.

“Fuck-” said the pink haired man frustrated about the pain he still had in his body and specially in his legs, a consequence of the powers of Golden Experience Requiem before being saved by the blonde serial killer in a strange accident.

“Did you get hurt in your trip? You need any medicine?”

“I- I’m fine... I have less pain these days. I just got dizzy”

Diavolo hated using a walking cane, and for Kira it was obvious. He didn’t have to ask to know how frustrated and annoyed he felt. Even the fact of still having some power, a “mini” personal army and enough money to avoid working for the rest of his life, now he was inferior and vulnerable like all the other mortals. Yoshikage was his savior and now he (with his stand) was powerful than him and his oh so amazing King Crimson, and that was too difficult to accept and admit.

Kira started eating with enthusiasm and Diavolo just stood there and observed his plate. He was worried he didn’t watch his partner while he prepared the food and drinks for both. Maybe he poisoned it, or someone poisoned the food secretly when Francesco delivered the groceries. What if Kira put a somniferous or a letal drug?

“Wait, remember. If he wanted to kill you, then you would be dead long ago. He proved not to be a threat to you, at least not yet. But is it ok to be so confident? He’s a serial killer after all, not an angel”

“What’s wrong?”

“Oh- nothing” said the pink haired man lifting his fork, slowly tasting a bit of fish with distrust.

“Wow... it really tastes great. Maybe it needs more salt but it’s absolutely delicious. It was long time ago since I had something good like this”

“I’m glad you like it. I didn’t want to cook something obvious like pasta or lasagna, or something greasy like pizza” said the blonde man noticing his partner’s difficulty to use his right hand normally.

“Do you need help with that-”

“NO. I’M FINE. THANKS” said Diavolo abruptly, still frustrated and now irritated.

“Ok. So. What are the bad news?”

“Well... about that. To make it simple, we can’t count with anyone to rebuild my organization or even create a new team of assassins”

“What?”

“When I arrived to Tokio, someone almost found me, but thankfully my associate helped me to escape just in time. He told me he didn’t have much time to help me. He in fact had the order to kill anyone involved with me still living in Japan. Now he obeys the orders of that damn brat Giorno Giovanna. Hirose just left me alive because he’s thankful for the help I gave to him and his family when they fell into poverty and lost everything”

“Are you sure he won’t tell everything to Giovanna?”

“I... I really don’t know... I don’t know what to think anymore about anything. The only thing I could do was hide in a hotel and just come back as soon as I could. All the people who wanted to betray that brat is dead by now” Kira stopped eating when those last words made him shiver.

“So...we...”

“We are alone. The only thing we can do is recruit more and powerful people than Giovanna if we really want to destroy him. That’s just...impossible...”

Kira gulped and didn’t know what to say. After a moment of uncomfortable silence, he noticed his partner’s glass was empty.

“Do you want me to serve you the wine?”said Kira lifting the bottle but was interrupted by Diavolo’s hand, now glaring at him.

“Stop. I can do whatever by myself” said the pink haired man with a menacing tone, remembering he promised to himself he would be independent by now.

“I just- I wanted to help”

“Stop treating me like a child. It’s annoying”

“But... I’m not...ugh” said the blonde man lowly, sighing and eating now in silence. The mood was awkward by now.

After some minutes of silence, Kira got up from his chair and went to the kitchen. Diavolo didn’t mind until his partner came back and when tilted up his head he saw him with a big knife in his hand, slightly (and indirectly) aiming to his face.

“I forgot to-”

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO??” yelled Diavolo completely frightened, getting up quickly and spilling the glass of wine over the white tablecloth. Kira stood there frozen in place.

“Don’t try to touch me. GET AWAY!!”

“-I forgot to cut the bread” said Kira calmly with a blank face, and both stood there for some seconds until Diavolo realized how stupid was his overreaction. Kira left the knife in the table and went outside with his glass of wine. The dinner was ruined.

Kira didn’t know if he should feel annoyed or sad. But quickly concluded that he felt like... rejected?. He just wanted to have a good time after so many days of being alone, not anything else. He drank the rest of his wine and decided to go inside again because he wasn’t wearing the right clothing for the cold temperature. Then Diavolo slammed the door open of the balcony and went to Kira’s side.

“I- I’m sorry. Please forgive me”

“It’s fine. You’re still dealing with the trauma”

“Trauma?”

“You know, the trauma of losing to Giovanna and dying eternally in terrible and inimaginable ways”

“Well... yeah...you’re right”

“Also you’re still weak, of course you must feel threatened all the time”

“No, I’m not-”

“Listen. I just want to protect you. I know it sounds stupid, but that’s the truth” said the serial killer crossing his arms and looking directly at his partner eyes. Diavolo just lowered his gaze and stood in silence for a moment.

“I’m sorry”

“I already forgave you”

“Well...so... Do you want one?” asked Diavolo offering him one of his expensive cigars.

“Mmm... just one this time”

Both smoked for a while until the serial killer got tired of the cold and started to sneeze a bit. Diavolo followed him and helped to clean the table. Kira stood for a moment smoking near to an open window because he didn’t like the smell of cigarette impregnated inside the house and specially their clothes. Then, the pink haired man entered to the kitchen and while he was putting the wine in its place, the pastel pink apron of Kira caught his attention. It was a cute piece of cloth, too childish for an adult serial killer, but apparently he couldn’t resist to buy it the last time he went shopping undercover to avoid feeling so isolated in the mansion after several months with his pink haired friend. He bought some new clothes that day and also hair products, but that pink ruffled model with a big ribbon reminded him of his stand, and he was so excited about having it that Diavolo didn’t complain about his peculiar purchase.

He kept looking at the apron and an idea crossed his mind, then hesitated for a moment but grabbed the cloth and went upstairs. “Fuck. I can’t believe what I’m going to do”

“Yoshikage! Please, come here. I need to show you something”

“Uh? Are you already in the bedroom?”

“Yeah, come here!”

The blonde man went up the stairs lost in thought and when he opened the door, his cigar fell down instantly of his mouth and his body froze at the sight of that delightful vision. His partner was completely naked under that pastel pink apron he liked so much. He was blushing heavily and hiding his face a bit, trying to not being looked directly by the judging gaze of he blonde man.

“Wha- what are you doing now???”

“Remember the bet we made the other day? Well, you know I lost... I’m just doing what you asked for...”

“Bu-but I already told you I wasn’t serious about it! You didn’t have to...”

“But you really wanted it. Don’t lie...” said Diavolo smiling and blushing more. Then lowered his gaze and sighed trying to take off the cloth.

“Oh, this is so ridiculous. I shouldn’t have-”

“Wait! you got me. It... it really looks good on you. Th-thank you for doing this. I appreciate it” said the blonde man looking at the side trying to ignore how hot he got about the situation.

“So... do you want us to do something? Maybe we can...you know”

“Are you sure? I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t want you to feel more pain than you have now”

“It’s fine. I really want it, at least for a moment. Then I can take a pill and also we can sleep until late morning. We don’t have any obligations, anyways”

“Oh, Diavolo...” Kira touched the face of his boyfriend and kissed his plump lips gently. He looked him with desire, and a pair of pleasure tears gathered on his eyes.

“Why I’m crying? I’m feeling sad? Or is this real happiness?”

“Having you looking like this, like a perfect housewife... It’s a dream come true...”

“S-Shut up!!”

Diavolo wrapped his strong arms around him to get his warmth, feeling blessed about being alive and by Yoshikage’s side. He only wanted to feel at least a bit of affection. The killer wanted the same but both were too proud to admit it.

“Remember I’m only doing this for you. If someone founds what I do with you and what I say-”

“I know, I know, dear. But you really think I could tell anyone about this? Who would it be? I haven’t feel this for anyone ever. If this is real love... oh... I’m so in love with you, Diavolo...”

“S-stop it!” said Diavolo completely red as a tomato, now kissing Kira’s jaw and caressing his chest.

Both sat on the bed to be more comfortable, and when Diavolo accommodated himself above his lover’s lap, the blonde man slapped strongly and without warning his right buttock, making the pink haired man whimper and moan in pain.

“Ah!- bastard! What was that for???”

“I think you didn’t receive enough punishment for that little scene you made in the dining room. Also your ass is too perfect for not being slapped”

“I’m really sorry! I’m sorry for ruining your dinner!” Diavolo pouted but didn’t struggled to avoid being slapped again, which Kira did several times enjoying the sound of his smacks.

“Ah-please! Not so hard!”

The blonde man obeyed and kept spanking him softly. Diavolo was so tired that stayed with his arms wrapped to his boyfriend body and rested his head on his shoulder.

“Oh, I see you really like it” said Kira looking down and discovering his lover’s dick reacting to the abuse of his cheeks and the kisses.

“I said shut up!!”

“Oh...I really missed you”

Diavolo changed his position and made Kira’s back lay on the bed, surprising him. Then started to unbuckle his pants but his legs were shaking so much that he lose balance and fell sideways over the mattress

“What are you going to do? You can’t even stay on your knees”

“I just want to touch you... oh- my lower back...” said Diavolo touching his back that started to hurt right in that moment.

“How about if I suck you off? So you don’t have to do much muscular effort. Also I can give you a massage later”

“I’m sorry...” said his lover frowning and gritting his teeth.

“Aw, come here, imperatore...” said the killer giving him quick pecks and chuckling to make him change his mood.

He leaned Diavolo against the wall with a pillow supporting his back, and proceeded to stimulate more his hard member. First he pumped slowly and focused on his head, drawing circles with his thumb and making Diavolo close his eyes and moan in pleasure.

“If only your health was better, oh, I would love to fuck you so hard...”

“Ah... Yoshikage...” said the pink haired man drooling a bit and caressing his lover’s face with tenderness.

“Ah, yes... your hands are so enchanting. Please... let me paint them with a cute pink like your hair”

“No way! You’re so ridiculous!” said Diavolo chuckling a bit, now stroking his lover’s golden locks and admiring his face of excitation. Then Kira wrapped his mouth around the member and sucked eagerly, making Diavolo moan and pant desperately.

“Ah- Yoshikage! More... please!”

Kira kept sucking faster and deeper for a while until he reached his lover’s pink pubic hair, then went to lick the head again, and massaged his balls at the same time.

“I-I’m coming!”

Diavolo’s seed was released and Kira let the warm liquid splatter on his face without complain, enjoying the view of his boyfriend with his mascara all smeared and mouth open wide trying to catch breath.

“Please, let me kiss your hand!” Diavolo obeyed and let the killer do what he wanted.

Kira kissed every finger delicately and rubbed his cheek on the palm, then started sucking two fingers at the same time and used his tongue to savour them completely. It was enough to make him finish with the perfect amount of pleasure he wanted to experience since long ago. He quickly dropped his pants and with a couple of hard pumps came over his lover’s belly, rolling his eyes back and moaning loudly. It was one of the best orgasms he had in all his life. But what made it special was the fact that he was enjoying it with his first real love, not a photo of nail art or a disgusting severed hand.

“Ah... thank you... love” said Kira reaching a towel to clean his face and hands. But when he turned his gaze to his lover again, Diavolo was now sound asleep, almost snoring in a uncomfortable position. Kira didn’t get mad. The man was tired from the journey and their passion was enough to take away his remaining energy. Kira concluded that he deserved a nice sleep. Then cleaned his skin with the towel and carefully accommodated him on the mattress and covered him with the warm sheets.

“So, the massage will wait until tomorrow” thought the blonde man smiling, preparing himself to go sleep next to him.

#kiraboss #Kira yoshikage #diavolo #kirabossweek2020 #NOT SFW #myfics

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proudfreakmetarusonniku · 4 years

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dumb jojo you tuber au thing

Jonathan Joestar- the most wholesome person on the site. posts videos of a ton of random things, mostly his archaeology digs and his dogs. his wife erina ALWAYS shows up in the videos somehow. his channels small but has a devoted following.

Dio Brando- beauty guru who sometimes posts reviews of terrible vampire romance novels. ALWAYS has some controversy going on around him and most of the time he’s at fault. he’s somehow still got a huge following. may have once nearly killed jonathan and also may be his brother? no one is 100 percent sure.

Speedwagon- he doesn’t post anything on his own channel but he comments on EVERY SINGLE ONE of jonathans videos. he appears in them sometimes too, since they’re good friends, and the audience ADORES him.

Joseph Joestar, Suzi Q, and Caesar Zeppeli- have a joint channel, which is equal part shitposts and lets plays. have some sort of weird thing going on and it somehow always remains barely functional. fairly average viewerbase but one of their videos of caesar getting hit by a rock somehow got viral.

Stroheim- used to post political videos and then one day switched to a channel about mechanics out of the blue. follows an uncomfortable amount of alt right figures on twitter. has a huge rivalry with the pillar men

The Pillar Men- channel is a weird mix of conspiracy theories about an ancient race and genuinely informative biology videos. mostly run by kars but his friends (???) show up sometimes. tend to end up in fights with everybody.

Jotaro- his channel is the best marine biology channel you can get your hands on, if you can stand all the jargon. his daughter used to show up on the channel all the time until the divorce. has this weird feud with dio no one really understands? they both nearly got arrested for fistfighting in a mcdonalds one time.

Noriaki Kakyoin- biggest channel out of any of these, he exclusively does let’s plays. super nice to everyone, but had this big falling out with dio like a year ago that caused huge drama. he nearly lost his site in an accident soon after that and people question it.

Polnareff- used to make lots of videos about fencing until he was crippled in an incident involving the Italian Mafia (long story). now he primarily makes guest appearances on his friend avdols channel. his channel used to be fairly popular before that, though.

Muhammed Avdol- makes videos about birds. also fortune telling occasionally but he just loves making videos about his pet bird Magicians Red. really only posts as a hobby, doesn’t really have a big viewer base. ended up friends with some pretty big channels somehow though.

Josuke- also does lets plays, but is much smaller than kakyoins channel. doesn’t post as much as before since he’s studying to get into medical school. also posts the best shitposts, along with okuyasu.

Okuyasu- he really just makes videos for fun, and has like three subscribers. which is a shame his shitposts are an art that cannot be replicated. has to take long breaks due to family issues.

Yukako and Koichi- the two share a channel despite having completely different content. yukako does hair tutorials and koichi's content changes a lot, though his production levels have froze recently. they also do a lot of wholesome couple stuff, but they can’t match the peak wholesomeness of jonathan and erina.

Reimi- her channel is 99% true crime cases. the other 1% are of her dog. was once nearly stabbed to death and has the scars to prove it. once she somehow got video footage of rohan, which caused people to freak out since he stays far away from any social media. people rumour they’re dating but reimi remains dead silent on the issue.

Kira- doesnt post anything but likes any video relating to hands. never comments, does his best to keep as low a profile as possible. watches all of reimi's videos, may have been the man that stabbed her.

Giorno Giovanna- runs a gardening channel. once someone asked if he was growing weed and he punched them in the nose. definitely involved in mob activity, may or may not be the leader of said mob activity, but still somehow one of the nicest people on the platform if you don’t piss him off. likes to include his brothers in his videos.

Bruno- part fashion vlogger and part random videos of those he took under his wing. likes zippers way too much. like, WAY too much. also probably involved in mob activity. his activity has slowed down after a recent illness.

Mista- mostly posts videos about his guns. he’s got the worst fashion sense out of anyone here. bruno once tried to fix up his fashion and it didn’t stick. posts comments on ALL of his friends videos. once got into a fistfight with a four year old (dont bring it up around him).

Fugo- posts educational content, mostly. he’s pretty good at explaining things but sometimes more obscure stuff stays hazy. his friend narancia doesn’t have an account but he shows up a lot, and gets things wrong even more. used to be friends with bruno, but they drifted apart.

Trish- the only beauty guru to rival dio in terms of subscribers. she goes with a more understated approach. relatively. everyone here is flamboyant af. has a ton of family drama. she also occasionally posts covers of spice girls songs, and only spice girls songs.

Doppio and Diavolo- diavolo is doppios alter, and they both upload completely different shit to their channel. diavolo mostly doesn’t upload anything tho, but when he does it’s the most surreal shit. doppio just likes to post videos of his frogs. they’ve got an eerie ability to predict the future at times.

Jolyne- posts sewing tutorials. most people who follow her have no interest in sewing, though, they just like her commentary. jotaros daughter but they don’t get along. probably too young to own a youtube channel and DEFINITELY too young for the type of humour that she uses. has excellent makeup for like a ten year old.

Pucci- posts weird religious shit mostly. has some weird and shady connections with dio. other than that he’s kind of weird and obscure, though he’s somehow managed to get into long twitter arguments with both jotaro and jolyne despite their vastly differing content. has stole videos in the past.

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muses i want to write with someone (please aaa) including some fate muses not in muse list or have no bio yet ( mordred, amakusa shirou and arjuna if you’re interested ) with shitty descriptions cause i’m impulsive and idk how to ask for interactions so just put this here so if any strike your fancy just tell me i’ll love on your muse with them hh:

johnny joestar /jojo - basically what if we go back to the 1890′s and have a continent wide horse race across america held by the government, companies and sponsors and then manga jesus tells you to kill the president. can shoot nails out like bullets. paralysed teen who got shot in the spine and wants to prove himself. difficult to get along with and has a foul mouth and he’ll probably piss your muse off but i promise he’s not all bad??

giorno giovanna /jojo - what if your vampire dad had 4 babies with 4 different women from different places and you happen to be the oldest sibling even though it doesn’t really matter since you’ll never meet them. you get a mom who parties a lot and a step father who abuses you and life is shitty until you meet a cool gangster who you help and he returns the favor, so you as a ten year old think of being a cool gangster like him! you change your japanese name to italian, alter your school uniform so it has a cute heart shaped chest window, a cool stand ( basically like.. a manifestation of yourself?? gives life to inanimate objects as long as your hands touch something ) and you, giorno giovanna have a dream! thus you become a gangster to be top gangster aka don by climbing your way to the top and going through ptsd in the process as you make and lose friends.

mutsuki tooru /tg:re - meek subordinate who admires his superior a lot, had a terrible past and ended up an orphan, taken in by the police academy and that’s how he met his superior. pretty friendly, stumbles on his words sometimes, can offer advice and just good to hang out with on a chill day. good with knives too, strives to be stronger and less insecure. he’s not as wholesome as he sounds but we can just keep it squeaky clean and easier to write something for (?)

merlin /fate - merlin from arthurian legend, advisor to king arthur and he also knew the knights of the round table of course!! born from an incubus father and a human mother, he’s a hybrid who has no real emotions of his own, earning them from when he eats the dreams of humans. spared from being sacrificed by arthur’s father as he prophesied something that happened before him, he basically stuck to his role as an advisor who did not directly participate in anything. ends up trapped in the tower of avalon by the lady of the lake, an inescapable tower stuck in paradise where he cannot die and is stuck watching humanity with his clairvoyance. technically he should be hard to interact with cause he’s stuck in avalon but it’s ok we can work this out we gotta believe

enkidu /fate - you know the epic of gilgamesh? read it? i didn’t i don’t have the patience for the whole thing so you’re valid if you didn’t either but you’ve heard of it right? enkidu is basically considered gilgamesh’s one and only dearest friend. a lifeform made by the goddesses from clay in order to bring gilgamesh back in his place, which is why his signature weapon is basically his chains of heaven which bind heavenly beings. the more holy / noble they are, the tighter their grip. enkidu does not physically have a heart or any other organs as far as i’m aware, just a doll powered by mana, but he does gain emotions. consider him an overgrown killing machine in an adult’s body who has the experience of a toddler while having human-like intellect. a lot of gestures fly over his head, etc. he’s pretty fun, not too hard to interact with either i think?

#long post #tbd #if u got ideas just slap my face #idk who to ask because most people got like 3389589025 threads already or there's other ppl who do the character better but yeah i still #want to write them pepocry haha ;;#im not good and i cant promise quality content but i hope we can do something together

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Ok, so... Some sfw and nsfw headcanons for Rohan, Giorno and Josuke with a pretty maleish fem s/o? Like, she is the one who always wants to hold them by the waist and hugs from behind and that kind of stuff, and make her be feminine and don't curse like a sailor is like make a cat don't sleep in 24 hours. And, kind of hate the skirts and dresses (jeans power) and have a 80% chances to kill herself with heels. Plus if she speaks Spanish as her natal language. Does this make sense at all?

Ayyy this was such a creative request! Thanks for sending this in, anon ;D also, let’s pretend everyone lived at the end of VA okay? okay

Rohan Kishibe.

He constantly says this, but he finds her personality commpletely unacceptable. Terribly wrong. But certainly amusing.

Rohan, being the fashionista he naturally is, constantly disagrees with his girlfriend about her choice of clothing when she prefers a pair of Converse over some fancy heels, even if he tries to get her on them by any means. (“I already told you I’m not taking with me to the meeting with my editor if you don’t wear this damn expensive dress i bought you-”)

The contrast between the two is, actually, nice and it works pretty well. Rohan is kinda feminine sometimes and his s/o is the absolute opposite. They argue, yeah, but nothing serious, mostly Rohan disagreeing on “the lack of sophistication on the way she expresses in order to offend someone.”

Sometimes Rohan will take a break from working on his manga and will want to spend some time with his s/o. The mangaka won’t admit it, but he likes cuddling with her because he ends up being the little spoon and gets all showered with her affection. It makes him feel so spoiled.

(nsfw-ish?) He’d definitely would let her take control on the bed sometimes. But only sometimes, and there’d be a lot of “fighting” over who’d be the one in charge.

Giorno Giovanna.

She’s definitely something new for him. All the women that usually surround him are delicate and refined, as they’re usually spouses of other mafia bosses. His s/o… nothing at all. But he’s fine with it, Giorno finds it funny somehow. On the street, though, the one who feels like the wife is him. When they go on dates she’s the one who holds him by the waist, or if they’re simply watching a movie she’ll put her arm aroun his shoulders. More than once, he has been carried bridal-style to the bedroom.

Especially when she curses. His s/o has to know how to behave when she’s with Giorno and some important dude. As soon as they’re alone again, though, she’ll express in her rather unique style what did she thought about the meeting. Italian and Spanish are quite similar, so Giorno can understand her words when she curses in Spanish.

I’m pretty convinced she’d get along really well with other members of Passione, especially Mista and Narancia. She’s like, one of the boys, and very likeable. Unfortunately for the pink haired girl, Trish will have to hope someone gets a girlfriend who she can talk about italian fashion with.

Giorno’s fine with s/o choice of clothing. She doesn’t has to use dresses if she doesn’t want to. I mean, he has friends whose fashion is questionable, and there are nice and formal outfits that aren’t necessarily with a dress or skirt.

(nsfw) When Giorno’s busy with work, she’d be teasing him or “distracting him” trying to get some attention. Sometimes he’ll refuse to be intimate with her on his office, especially after that one time in where she rode him so hard all the floor heard him. The girl’s pretty intense. Giorno is more tender and sweet and slow, so he likes it when she takes initiative.

Josuke Higashikata.

He think she’s cool. Before they even started to date, Josuke had a lot of interest on her unique personality and how she was different from the kind of girls that surrounded him sometimes. They probably hang out a lot with Okuyasu too.

Josuke would be terrified with the idea of presenting her to his mom, because she’d be a little judgemental about her. But hey, Tomoko knows that she’s a good person.

They both go shopping and it’s one of their favorite kinds of date. Josuke likes to give her fashion advice adapting to her style, and also likes to see her trying on jeans that let him see the shape of her legs and her butt oh yesssss bless him he’s on heaven.

Rohan probably makes fun of her to irritate Josuke and constantly says how he got a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend. And when this happens, she yells at him something along the lines of “hijo de puta” or “gilipollas”, insults in Spanish that only get Rohan confused and when he searches for the meaning of it, Josuke and his s/o are already laughing their asses off.

(nsfw-ish?) Josuke secretly likes it when she gives him a playful smack on his buttock of her hands touches lower when she’s hugging him. The boy has a great body and he’s perfectly okay with her exploring it.

Sorry if this hasn’t enough nsfw, I tried, lol.

#rohan kishibe #giorno giovanna #josuke higashikata #jojo's bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable #vento aureo #jjba imagines #jjba headcanons #jjba scenarios

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