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tom: tucker how many levels do you have
tucker: 30
tom: okay go and enchant something then i'll go 1v1 you and we can pretend you're jordan
tucker: sorry hold on i'm getting a call
jordan: wow dude
tucker: mhm yeah. tom it's for you. do you want some popcorn for that salt?
tom: OH FUCK OFF
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Lila: Oh, Strupnev, I didn't see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair.
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Dogface seems like such a lil shit. I wanna beat him up (affectionate)
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"WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO BEAT ME UP? WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?"
"I've barely interacted here for a few hours... no wonder people don't like to interact on Tumblr."
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Batman/Catwoman 2020 Issue #2
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#samhaine posts absolute nonsense: image edition#panel screencaps#GET HIS ASS LMAO#ceo of jackin off in jail#colored manga#so#jolyne's daddy issues#stone ocean spoilers //
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Durge looking at an ambitious Chosen of another god with dark hair, dark eyes, and expressive hand gestures: I can't not fuck him
#durgetash#durgegale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#lord enver gortash#enver gortash#gortash#gale#bg3#baldur's gate 3#durge has a type#durge: forgive me father for falling ass first onto a man's fingers#gale doing his needle hand gesture 5 seconds after getting out of the portal and immediately unlocking smth in Durge lmao#galemance
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actually I have a second thought about eboy anime twunk slade and it’s that he’s so funny people complaining are just cowards.
this is Absolutely what a man who is definitely gonna lose to newbie superman, be divorced, dodge paying child support, and commit himself to inventing new levels of toxic parenting and beefing with teenagers forever looks like
#he looks pathetic overconfident and like he has everything to lose#it’s perfect lmao#he thinks he’s extremely cool and is GOING to get his ass beat by increasingly young teenagers#twunk in his pre-divorce era (established funniest possible trait for an anime man to have)#slade wilson#deathstroke#my adventures with superman#maws#maws spoilers
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a little follow up to my previous post because i was thinking about how his werewolf form would also change over time. also he gets a dog and that's fun :)
#OC#ark#also i hate the trope where. someone gets turned into a vampire/werewolf/whatever#and all of a sudden it makes them skinny and hot and gets rid of all their physical ailments#so its important to me that u know. when ark gained weigh his werewolf form also gained weight. because thats how weight works lmao#attempting to satisfy my love of both ratty ass wet dog werewolves and fluffy pompom looking fuckers
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I avoided drawing Adam face at first cause I’m not good at drawing human faces but man now I can’t stop drawing him without his mask lol
Also some height thing I made, cause I read somewhere Adam and Eve were supposedly giants, and it just stuck with me (I’m not a religious person so idk if this is true or not cause as far as I’m aware the Bible never make any mention about Adam or Eve height, but it make sense since there were more oxygen back then so things were WAYYY bigger) but yeah, Adam is now officially a giant in my eyes.
#fanart#myart#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#adam#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin adam#hazbin art#my art#lucifer hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#lucifer magne#hazbin lucifer#first man adam#just the mental image of this giant getting his ass beat by someone who’s like less than half his height is too hilarious LMAO
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Page 10 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust!
In which Felix's first night out is interrupted by Paris' most fabulous, flamboyant, feathered foe! You didn't think Mr. Pigeon's 700+ akumatization streak started out with Hawk Moth, did you?! 🪽✨
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#miraculous ladybug#mentor au#A Matter of Trust#felix sphinx#adrien agreste#mr pigeon#xavier ramier#RIP felix; you had a nice peaceful 10 minutes#bri gets all the good villains while he's consistently stuck with this clown and all the memories they made :///#they probably get lunch sometimes in the present day lmao#that's canon now i've decided; xavier knows felix as the previous chat noir and enjoys his company#promised him one coffee for every time he beat his teenage ass (a LOT)#josie's art
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banging fists on table
NIKTO
SHASHAHS WHY HE'S SO HARD TO DRAW,,,,,??
#nikto/and any other mask operator >>> konig LOL#i've been wanting to draw for this ask for a while.. but i was lowkey afraid to draw nikto#cuz.. i mean look at his design.. i dont get it!!! LMAO#i have like 4 sketch attempts before this..#but ngl nikto has pretty eyes#this looks so half assed GOD im so sorRY BUT I'LL PROLLY TRY DOODLING NIKTO MORE.. cuz i kinda like him now HAHA#answered asks#anon#my art#2024#call of duty#cod#nikto#nikto cod
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they are literally brothers that's his little brother man!!!!!! you don't get it!!!!!!
#long post#ok is this proof that connor likes kendall the most? no i guess#obviously this is being selective but i'm telling you watch all of those scenes and you will know what i mean#obviously he loves shiv and rome as well but the fact that kendall not only got the least votes but SO MUCH LESS than the other two#like no.. you guys don't get it he loves him :( that's his little bro!#also these are not all of them i could only fit 30 images. more in the reblog#obviously he loves shiv and rome but also shiv is like very very mean to him 99% of the time lmao. and roman's nicer than shiv#maybe but still not very nice. he still loves their ungrateful asses! but you can def see him being warmest towards kendall#in the way they just interact with each other idk. always hugging always patting him ... that's his little bro!#mostly i'm just mad over ppl so unanimously deciding it's not kendall . none of you get it >:(#connor roy#kendall roy#roy siblings
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GMMTV Outing 2024 out of context (not that it would make more sense with context) - part 2
#gmmtv#gmmtv outing 2024#the chaos of joong in his mermaid suit djkhfd i cant stop laughing#dunk dragging him across the floor and everyone just giving up at the end#also the second one with phuwin and nanon has vine energy and im living for it#even my markohm made an appearance 🥹#incredible#wish i was there#or#do i#kjdshfkd#debatable#also i apologize for the quality but yknow how it is lmao rip#i cant#*edit: adding descriptions to this one as well (from top left to bottom right)#1: Jan in some anime cosplay#2: phuwin getting lipgloss put on him while nanon looks confused and done w/ everything#3: Lady Off fixing her hair#4: dunk dragging mermaid joong across the floor#5: markohm twerking on each others asses#6: someone twerking#7: mermaid joong laying on dunks lap#8: fourth (and others) casting a spell in a hogwarts outfit and superman!mark jumping out scaring them
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once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)
#self insert#cross!sans#epic!sans#mblue art#cm#m rambles#(that tag is needed bc hoo boy u can tell i did not get sleep and is fueled by caffeine)#(do not be like me!!!!!!!!! do not deprive urself of sleep 💀💀💀)#(get a good 6-7hrs a day if u can. if 4-5hr works better for u then im not forcing u to sleep more 😤😤😤 as long as u rest well 😁👍)#(AND HYDRATE... if ur reading this try to take a sip rn 🥤)#campus au#(college au scenarios will be tagged that heehoo)#not colored just lines bby 😎😎😎#idiots to lovers type shit where they both confide in epic n he's just chillin#waiting for the time when these dummies will finally confess to eachother themselves#(look i think it's rlly funny seeing cross be all cool calm collected in public but when he talks to epic abt his crush)#(he goes insane with a million different flustered/blushing emojis)#( 'they told me good luck on my test and gave me the nicest smile ever how was i gonna live after that' goofy ass. idiot /aff)#( 'DUDE THEY GAVE ME A MOTIVATIONAL NOTE. IN /PINK/ PAPER. ON CHOCOLATE. DOES THIS...... 😳' guys i love silly dorky cross to bits so much)#(man fucking explodes w his simping n epic just goes LMAO but he's v supportive for his bruh 💪😤)#(on the other hand my sona thinks he's sooo cool and awesome and smart and honestly fucking charming HHELLO THE TIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS AND)#(AND SMILES HELLOOO MR HANDSOME I MEAN WHATT)#( 'stars if he likes me back i wouldn't know what to do with myself. fucking EXPLODE? YIPPEE CONFETTI??' lots of flushge )#(going ueueue at big bro epic bc they got a super massive crush on his bestie but)#(but the head is entertaining 'what-if's BUT i think kuya epic knows how to steer the thoughts away from those and smack em w teasing 😎✨)#(ultimately distracting and successfully reassuring them 😎😎😎)#(tsundere mblue no way not in here im down bad astronomically full on simping my guys)#(he might be a dumbass sometimes but he's my dumbass) (ok i'll shut up now fr)#anywayz campus au is the my highschool au but we're all adults and more tired yippeee
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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#not art#fhjy spoilers#its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical#like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real#like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this#yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out#meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it#its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started#the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show#which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them#and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear#that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others#thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and#a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he#wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude#its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others#and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT#Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere#Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually#Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!
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