#geology memes
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*Elmer Fudd voice* Be vewwy, vewwy, quiet, I'm hunting geowogists
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shout out to geologists.
fucking crazy discourse.
I once sat in at a geology talk where these guys found fossils that disproved something about when plants and stuff started to come in the fossil record and they found evidence it was like 20 something million years more than previously thought.
and basically everyone but me like 2 others were like scoffing and like mad? at these people for some reason.
it was super interesting as fuck, I wish I knew more about geology at the time. but fossils it was so cool.
crazy shit.
geologists love you so fucking much I am making out with you.
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “geology” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw the craziest monocline ever
My friend, my fellow geologist, pacing: dude the Yellowstone hot-spot didn't cause the basalt floods, they're lying to us
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The discovery of continental drift, colorized:
#yeah callumerica and raylafrica change positions between scenes#but it was that or have them change identities#the dragon prince#the dragon prince memes#alfred wegener#geology memes#continental drift#more people were involved and I could probably give Bait a name as well but I didn't want to clutter the gif
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Hi geobuddies!!!
So the spring semester has started and we’re loving it! Besides that my geologist friend has a question!
She found this dope ass rock! It’s was found in Grand Teton National Park, Jenny Lake Loop! Anyone have any guesses?
P.S. I know you're not supposed to do rock ID from pictures but look how cool!!
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#funny#kbridgeart#sherlock holmes#geology memes#i dont know what possessed me but as soon as i thought of this joke i HAD to make this comic
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Rock auras (scientifically proven):
Uranium: radiation
Malachite: poison
Sodium: fire
Hematite: magnetism
Gemstones: shiny :)
#mood#big mood#shitpost#shit post#textpost#text post#memes#rock memes#geology memes#sort of#crystals#science#this is a sequel to my uranium cancer post#aura#radiation#funny#(i hope)#ignore all these tags#except the one that says it's a sequel#that one you guys should note
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All uses of an archaeological trowel
Scraping soil away (most performed action)
Putting soil back from where you got it (we all make mistakes)
Map drawing
Nail cleaning tool
Shovel cleaning tool (never let ancient soil dry out. You’ll regret it)
Scratching that itch you can’t reach
Rescuing insects because you’re a good soul, but any amount of legs over 6 is too much
As a stake, may or may not be actually hammered into something
The handle is an excellent massage tool. And we need it at the end of the day
Lost the north arrow again? Use a trowel
Paper goes flying? Use a trowel
Is it hollow? Tap soil to find uncollapsed coffin/human skull or a cellar you might warn the 60ton crane for
How thick is it? Push trowel blade in
The blade cools wounds, bruises or sunburns for a short while
Feel free to add more!
#archaeology#trowel#archaeological trowel#archaeology memes#memes#archaeology problems#history#history memes#geology#geology memes#indiana jones#temple of doom#skull#human skeleton#massage
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geological memes to saltate in a fluvial system with
#geology#geology memes#listen i don’t really know either#but volcanic winters should be talked about more#because they’re fun
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A meme I thought of during one of my finals
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Rivers and streams will just see a mountain (a whole ass mountain) and be like "I don't give a flying fuck how long it takes im putting your ass in the OCEAN if I have to do it GRAIN BY FUCKING GRAIN" and I think thats pretty funny tbh
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Fun pranks
If a customer asks for mineral water, just give them a glass of ice
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