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kaisooficrec · 8 months
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Picking Daisies [Submission]
Author: reddoll123 (AFF & AO3)
Genre: Non AU, Predebut, Fluff, Romance, Humor, Mutual Pining
Rating: PG
Length: Oneshot (4.6k)
Summary: The classic story of how first impressions can actually be wrong sometimes.
AFF - AO3
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Deck the Dates (with cups of coffee)
Author: auroraXborealis & bewdofchaos (@xauroraxborealisx & @atems-leather-pants)
Rated E • Published 2020 • Complete • Word count 73k
With his best friends’ Christmas Eve wedding less than two weeks away, Yugi Mutou tries to uphold his promise to find a plus one, choosing to use a very unconventional method. Not even careful planning could prepare him for what is to come when he joins a holiday dating app. Atem Sennen has never thought much about holiday romance. Heck, he has not thought about romance at all recently. However, when a cute little customer enters both his coffee shop and his life, he is forced to reconsider his opinion on the topic. Naughty or nice, can they both find their merry and bright?
Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28016325
Rec'ers notes: I love both these authors and seeing them co-write this lively seasonal fluff that is chock full of humor and banter was a treat. Yugi's online dating mis-adventures are like a highlight reel of the worst (best) possible dates, and Atem is there laughing and supporting him through the whole thing as his secretly pining barista. While the dates are going on, their chemistry is off the charts and when they finally land on the same page it's with the satisfaction of two puzzle pieces snapping together.
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thetorchwoodarchive · 2 years
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It means something by MonsterMince (JackIanto, Jack & Team Torchwood | Complete | 11316 | T)
Physically showing his team how much he cares about them is an HR nightmare, which is why Jack never passes up an opportunity to be a fake couple with his team.
5 times each member of the team had to pretend to be a couple with Jack, and one time the team pretended to be a polycule, featuring: Having fun with Suzie in couples' therapy; making an ex jealous with Owen; romancing Ianto in Serenity Plaza; taking a ballroom dance class with Tosh; and getting dressed with Gwen in hideously boring outfits picked out by Rex.
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Aaaaaa I love your writing sm!!! Can I perhaps request Atsushi and Dazai with a shy s/o who is normally always soft spoken and is troubled by it because people constantly asks them to repeat what they said all the time since they’re.. so quiet and they get pretty embarrassed about it. And the s/o hating the fact that they’re shy and can’t help it, thank you! Please don’t push yourself and stay healthy. ∑d(°∀°d)
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Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs
Pairings:Dazai, Atsushi X Gn!reader
Genre:Humor,Fluff,SFW
Format:Headcanons
Warnings:None
Word Count:0.6K
A/n:awww you're so sweet! Tysm baby T^T my heart literally melts when I receive compliments like this
Tbh I try to be soft spoken cause I speak kinda fast and sometimes even pronounce the words wrong and get embarrassed about it, so I hear ya (in the opposite way lol)
Sorry this took soooooo long, and not proofread
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↬Osamu Dazai
ok.we all know that this man is a huge tease
But I would be too cruel to tease you over something like this. I mean c'mon!
He knows how insecure you are about it, so he'll be extra patient with you. Never interrupts you, and always waits for you to finish your sentence.
If he fails to hear you, he'll ask you to repeat your words but in his own way.
"I'm sorry darling, can you repeat yourself? I was too fascinated by your gorgeous, flawless face that I couldn't pay attention to your words"
Still embarrasses you but at least for a different reason lol
When he sees you saying how lame and embarrassing your tune is he simply chuckles and pulls you into a tight hug
"You're over thinking it baby" "Really? So you don't hate it when you always have to come near me just to be able to hear what I'm saying?" "Um...No?"
I mean, how can he hate it when he gets an excuse to be close to his beloved s/o all the time, especially in public?
He finds your tune so calming that he asks you to sing for him
He thinks you'll be a popular singer like Billie Eilish lol
↬Atsushi Nakajima
This sweet baby
Its kinda funny embarrassing with him
He almost never hears you correctly, but he hates to embarrase you so he just answers you by luck
And we all know how unlucky this poor boy is
One time after having the dinner made by you, you were both sitting on the couch when you suddenly remembered something
"Babe, did you take out the trash?" "Yes, it was really delicious honey, thank you"
Damn lmao
You were frightened, but then you thought that maybe It's an animal thing lol
After that night, once Atsushi told you that he felt hungry. You smiled, planted a small kiss on his cheeks and told him "Dont worry baby, theres some trash in the trashcan"
He was like "Wha- "
When you finally find out that he couldnt hear you clearly because of how soft spoken you were, you had an emotional break down I mean, its not his fault, but you were kinda hoping for him to hear you well cuz you know... animal's ears are sharp,right...?
Anyway it was embarrassing
Atsushi was comforting you, hugging you and telling you its ok and its not your fault and theres nothing to worry about
You'll get it tho, I mean how can you not when you have someone as caring and sweet as him by yourside?
He hates it when other people interrupt you. Wants to tell them to shut up and let you finish what you were saying, but he wont cause he knows being in the spotlight nakes you uncomfortable Hes to thoughtful omg T^T
Reblogs are appreciated! :D
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ncityavenue · 2 years
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Can you do an oneshot with Mark? It can be about anything, I don't necessarily know what specifics to request😅
I love how the first one i get is abt my ult. I love u for this<3 ANYWAYS. BARE WITH ME IF THIS NOT GOOD THIS IS VERY ON THE SPOT OK.
Genre:humor, suggestive
Title: Dishes
Pairing: Mark x black reader
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"NO ARE YOU SERIOUS? OH MY GOD." Mark exclaimed as he tangled his hands through his hair, you giggled seeing a competitive cutie infront of you.
"Guess you're gonna be doing the dishes today baby." You smirked trying to hide your booming laugh.
Mark sucked his teeth looking shamefully at the floor,"You know... why can't we just be civil adults and do the dishes together as a couple and not do 20 rounds of rock,paper, scissors."
You raised an eyebrow as Mark got closer to you wrapping a arm around your torso, "nope, nuh-uh, hell no, you are not going to seduce me just for me to do the dishes while you try to fuck me from behind. IM GONNA BE A CHILD OF GOD TODAY."
Mark chuckled as he brushed his lips against your neck, "no I'm saying, we'll do it together. Meaning you'll wash the dishes and I'll fu-"
"Didn't I just say we ain't doin' that?"
"Pleaseeee just this once I won't even be whiny I swear."
You gave him a emotionless face, "you meana tell me a few weeks ago you were telling me I was crazy for having a quickie with you in the living room but now you Wanna fuck me while I DO THE DISHES?"
"There's a difference, Jungwoo was with us in the living room. Plus we still had sex just not in the living room." Mark defended as he kissed down your neck, you sighed trying to fight his sultry acts.
"..we're in the kitchen...Where we eat."
"We don't eat in the kitchen we eat in our bedroom-"
"We still make food here."
"C'mon just a lil hump, I won't ask for more. I'll take blue balls for today." Mark squeezed you a bit, you huffed as contemplated your options.
"Just one. ONE. UNO. HANA (하 나). NUMBER ONE." You scolded, you honestly liked being hard to get and making mark beg a bit but gave in because you just wanted to see your boy satisfied.
Mark rubbed himself against you as he whined a bit, you felt his hard-on but continued to do the dishes.
"Uhmmm... Mark,Y/n?"
You nearly snapped your neck looking to your side seeing haechan stand right by the kitchen table with a plate in his hand looking traumatized as ever.
"Oh shiiii-.." You trailed off looking down.
"Why are you humping your girl like a horny dog?" Haechan questioned making you bust out laughing but quickly slapping your hand over your mouth to not embarrasse your Boyfriend.
"Uhm— just- put your dish in the sink so she can clean it and get out" Mark demanded.
"No way, I'm watching the Premiere of House of Dragons, y'all should get out." Haechan argued.
Mark huffed as looked at you who was currently and innocently washing the dishes, "Don't laugh at me."
"I told you! And you started it!" You defended as you sprinkled some water on Mark.
He nervously laughed as he started getting red, once he was a horn dog next he's back to his awkward stuttering Shy boy.
What're you gonna do with him?
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stuckylibrary · 2 years
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No Single Riders
No Single Riders - Chapter 1 - tvheit - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
absolutely hilarious fic where Tony owns a water park, steve works there after coming out of the ice and somehow all the avengers do too (the new york battle doesn’t happen and ws!bucky comes in later) and it’s just pure fluff & crack, plus there’s a running joke on steve choosing ‘Barnes’ as his fake identity surname :)
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soulhusbands · 3 years
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“You know what I thought the first night I met you?” Jensen asks.
Jared shakes his head. He can't speak, his whole body is humming.
Jensen's fingers curl warm around Jared's wrist. “I thought if you would just smile, you'd be beautiful.”
Tailgates Down In The Parking Lot by toxica939
Art by gicee
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Jared/Jensen
Explicit
Au - Highscool - Summer Romance
Bad boy!jared, neighbour!jensen
24k
[more on pinboard]
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thestuckylibrary · 4 years
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For the anon who needed something happy and anyone else who might need a pick-me-up, I thought I’d rec my favorite humor Stucky fics:
Slide to Answer by relenafanel
Cat Nap by galwednesday (galwednesday has a LOT of funny stories!)
Roll Out the Red Carpet by Lorien & Quarra
And the most hilarious Marvel fic I’ve ever read is, sadly, not Stucky, but has some fun (platonic) interactions between Bucky and Darcy, and is set entirely in Steve’s apartment:
Fenestration and the Art of Self Defense by Airawyn
I’m not sure what your policy is on multiple recs per submission, but I’m just hoping that at least one of these can put a smile on a few faces.
Thanks so much for the wonderful service you provide for this fandom!
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h50fanficdirectory · 6 years
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via AO3 works tagged 'Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams'
by SquaresAreNotCircles
A suspect asks Steve and Danny how long they’ve been married, and what else is new, really? The answer, much to Danny’s confusion: how nervous Steve gets about that stupid question.
Or: Steve has a plan, for once, but he’s Steve McGarrett, so of course the universe isn’t going to let that work out for him.
Words: 2249, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Danny "Danno" Williams, Steve McGarrett
Relationships: Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Marriage Proposal, Fluff and Humor, no bicycles were harmed in the writing of this fic
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thestuckyvault · 3 years
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5 times Bucky and Steve were Unnaturally Comfortable Around Each Other, and the 1 Time They Weren’t by WhatTheBodyGraspsNot
"Steve gently tosses his book to the side and then places his hands on Bucky’s shoulders, kneading thoroughly against the impressively tense muscles. Bucky sighs, his eyes falling shut and mouth dropping open in a mixture of slight pain but mostly relief.
“Oh fuck,” he groans, leaning into the touch.
Clint snickers quietly, trying to busy himself with pouring milk into a bowl of cereal before one of his trademark sarcastic comments can escape him and make the situation more awkward than it’s already quickly becoming."
OR: Five times Steve and Bucky should have been uncomfortable but weren't, so Tony and Clint devise a plan to prove that they're sleeping together (even though they aren't, they're just really really oblivious).
Rated: M, 5.2k words
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kaisooficrec · 2 years
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don't feed it, it will come back
Author: verseau
Genre: Humor, Fluff, Actor Kyungsoo, Idol Jongin, Supernatural Elements
Rating: NC-17
Length: Twoshot (Ongoing)
Summary: The context only matters because Baekhyun posted a picture of Jongin holding a chopstick like a weapon, like he thinks Jongin was joking, like Jongin won’t do worse to him for polling Should Jonginnie marry @kyungsoossi??????? to his fifteen million followers.
Admin’s Notes: THE QUEEN IS BACK!!!!!!!! YES!!!! something about the way verseau writes kyungsoo just makes me go feral, and tho there’s only one chapter out i’m so excited for this fic!!! 
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Only Mine
Author: Natoya
Rated M • Published 2011 • Complete• Word count 178k
Turned into a pleasure slave by a scorned princess, Atemu fears he will never find true love. Perhaps his new master can change his mind…
Read on FFN: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6857624/1/Only-Mine
@saijspellhart says: Another old but good fic from over a decade ago. In this one a scorned Princess casts a spell on Pharaoh Atem, tethering him to a golden box and forcing him to become a pleasure slave to whomever is in possession of the box. His priests intervene and send the box into the future, where it might find the person who will break the spell and set Atem free.
In present day the new owner of the box ends up being Yugi Mutou. And he’s not at all prepared for the gorgeous man who spills from the box once he opens it. Yugi doesn’t want a pleasure slave though, but he will accept a friend and he does need coaching about how to woo someone he has a crush on.
This story is funny, and a rom-com. Magic and romance, and mayhem, and misunderstandings. A lovely read.
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What A Night by Badly_knitted (JackIanto | Complete | 1886 | G)
This isn’t the first time the Rift has affected Cardiff’s weather in peculiar ways, it’s not even the weirdest weather they’ve seen, but it could be the hardest to deal with.
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sebaekficrec · 6 years
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topic: love
Author: baeicheojit
Genre: Fluff, Humor 
Rating: PG-13 
Length: Oneshot
Sometimes sassy Sehun and insensible Baekhyun can create something beautiful together.
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narusakufanfiction · 6 years
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Fic Rec: Twelve Days of Christmas
Twelve Days of Christmas by Miss Soupy
Description: Sakura is depressed about being alone for the holidays, that is until she starts receiving gifts from her 'true love'. Will she figure out this gifters identity or will it turn out to be a horrible trick?
Rated: T
Length: 19,554 words
Warnings: N/A
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drarrydraught · 7 years
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A perfect match, a romance for the ages, with a one hundred percent success rate! Magic Match claims they can give Draco all of this. So why do they keep sending him on dates with Harry Potter?
Author: lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill), sdk
Rating: X
Genre: Romance, Angst, Humor
Era: Post-Hogwarts
Career: Professor!Harry, Ministry!Draco
Word Count: 17300
Notes: None
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