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#garten of banban meme
emo-gremlin · 9 months
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Banban as vines because Unthman threatened my family if I didn't make these.
Feat. Choo Choo Charles
Stinger Flynn: I don't need friends they disappoint me
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Banbalena: Captain what's on your face?
*camera pans to Captain Fiddles with a period pad stuck to his face*
Captain: a sticker
Banbalena: a sticker huh?
Captain: uh huh
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Unthman: release all of those sounds that are trapped in your mind
Banban: *unholy screams of agony*
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Banbalena: on all levels except physical, I am a human
Banbalena: taxes
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Captain: SKITTLES
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Jester: hi welcome to chili's
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Parent: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME?!
Stinger Flynn: THATS MY OPINION
Opila: o.0
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Sheriff Toadster: what makes the perfect man?
Slow Selene: you're asking the wrong snail I'm gay
Sheriff Toadster: *regret*
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Banban: whatcha doing up there Unthman?
Unthman: I lost my Frisbee
Banban: you doing more Givanium experiments up there?
Unthman: .... yeah
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Parent: hey how yall-
Nabnab: *starts growling*
Parent: AAAAAAAAA! GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH
Banban: it don't bite
Parent: YES IT DO GET-
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Banban: Smack cam!
Choo Choo Charles: BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO, YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT
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Jester: you have a beautiful smile
Bouncelia: thanks. You're not that handsome
Jester: wow
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Parent: *falls from another elevator* hey Banban
Banban: hey
Parent: that hurt
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Banbalena: what yall get for number 12?
Josh: I got 18
Captain: I got 9.5?
Jester: I got Abraham Lincoln, for some reason I don't-
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Stinger Flynn: there's only one thing worse than a rapist
*reveals the word 'child'*
Banbalena: *gasp* a child
Banban: NO-
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Banban: *hits parent upside the head*
Parent: Daddy?
Banban: DO I LOOK LIKE-
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Banban: toss me my keycards
Jumbo Josh: *throws printer*
Banban: I said my keycards???
Jumbo Josh: I thought you said printer!
Banban: why the fuck would I say printer?
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Stinger Flynn: so we're at this store that only sells Christmas stuff and it's August
Banban: *singing as loud as he can* WHITE PEOPLE~
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Jester: So I'm sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties
Queen Bouncelia: *Falls the floor laughing and causes the end of the world*
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Parent: Sheriff this is a crime scene
Sheriff Toadster: *pulling out an ice cream from the freezer* WHAT IS THIS THE MURDER WEAPON?! GET OFF MY DICK
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Sheriff Toadster: yep
Sheriff Toadster: this is a bucket
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Banban: *playing guitar*
Stinger Flynn: hey, how ya doing well I'm doing just fine
Stinger Flynn: I lied I'm dying inside
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Queen Bouncelia when she had her septer: DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Sheriff Toadster: *while throwing toadstar at Jester* BEGONE THOT!
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Sheriff Toadster: I wanna be a cowboy baby
Banban: hell yeah
Sheriff Toadster: I wanna be a cowboy baby
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Stinger Flynn: thanks for watching our dog
Banban: no problem where is he
Choo Choo Charles: bark bark bitch
Banban: that's a whole train right there
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Banban: This bitch empty YEET *proceeds to chuck Nabnab at the wall*
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*Banban and Stinger Flynn are fighting in the background*
Parent: Can I get my kid back? Can I 0lease get my kid back?
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Sheriff Toadster: STOP RIGHTTHERE! You're going to jail!
Nabnab: what, why?
Sheriff Toadster: for breaking the laws of physics
*cue camera showing Nabnab on the ceiling*
Nabnab: >:)
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Banbalena: I'm eating a cake right now, and it's great! I'm about to go kill people
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Nabnab: I have no soul *hands Stinger Flynn a balloon* have a nice day!
Stinger Flynn: I don't have one either
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Stinger Flynn: let me ask you a very fair question
Stinger Flynn: what do you do successfully?
Jester: ...
Stinger Flynn: Quickly
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Stinger Flynn: *talking to Jumbo Josh* let's tell each other a secret about ourselves, I'll go first
Stinger Flynn: I hate you
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dioptasesystem · 8 months
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venoshockiscool · 1 year
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OMG HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE NEW SCARY HORROR GAME!! 😨🥶😔🦶😖
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mon1que023 · 8 months
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THIS VIDEO BE SENDING ME AWAY WHY THE JELLY FISH BUILD LIKE THAT😭
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thestarmaker16 · 9 months
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Banban simps be like:
(This is a joke pls don't kill me ;-;)
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tatarkingdom2 · 1 year
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Welcome to the alliance.
you have my bow
and my axe
and my meme
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Garten​ of Banban​ is Velma​ of indie horror game
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just-michael799 · 3 months
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Imagine The Smiling Critters If They Had a Family Feud Show💀:
DogDay: Name Something a Toad Sheriff Would Not Wanna See When He Tries To Arrest Them
CraftyCorn: *Procees To Smash The Button*
DogDay: Jasmine?
CraftyCorn: NAKED JESTER!!!
DogDay: Naked WHO HUH?!
*All The Smiling Critters Awkward Silence While The Audience Laugh*
Bubba Bubbaphant: *Talking To CatNap* I Don't Wanna See That Either..
*The Screen Showing The Correct Answer Was "Naked Jester"*
CraftyCorn: WHOOOOOOOOOO!!! BITTERGIGGLE!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Kickin Chicken & Picky Piggy's Mind: *What In God's Fucking Name?*
CatNap, Hoppy Hopscotch, & Bobby Bearhug: *Confused Asf*
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qiqinal · 6 months
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chapter 6 teased ending /j
If you understand the reference I love you
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cactusenokioko · 3 months
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This is a masterpiece trio
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havoc-bloom · 1 year
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marcelsmoodyblues · 8 months
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this one did numbers on twitter so I thought why not make a comeback to tumblr with this as my first post.
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tootyrantlove · 20 days
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creep3r-chan · 3 months
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ANOTHER CURSED FOOD CHARACTER BUTTERGIGGLE AND BANBANANA
"Both of you will be a fine addition to my army."
-Sir Dadadoo at some point in the game
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the-blathermouth · 8 months
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Fuck everyone else, the jester is all I care about
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tatarkingdom2 · 2 months
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Being parent is hard, even mascot horror feel it.
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The proud parents
The deadbeat parents
The midlife crisis parents
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