why are they like this

sometimes spite is a powerful motivator and today its motivating me to crochet

long story short I saw a cool bag on pinterest while I was looking for crochet patterns but there was no fucking pattern but one of my friends found a pattern for a similar but not quite bag so I watched an hour long video, transcribed it into text, and am now gonna make a wholeass backpack just because Sunflower Vibe

Wish me luck I guess

Also this is the bag

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

Kitka (transcript + stills under cut)

i wszystko jasne a ja sie zastanawiałem, kto mi kurwa bratki rozpierdala. Kitka (meow) kitka KURWA dlaczego w bratkach, do chuja wafla

Your honor, they are best friends!

What'll happen if I just...put my food scraps in a random container right now and gradually turn it into a more proper compost thing? How quickly will I need to do something else to it to have it become something vaguely useful?

Unnecessary info: I always hate throwing food scraps away, but today I had such a nice experience eating berries outside and when I walked around outside I actually felt positive feelings which hasn't happened really at all recently? So it felt so incorrect to walk away without at least returning the remnants to nature rather than chucking them in the trash. But I don't have the materials or executive function to do anything besides....Put It Somewhere. I thought about putting it in one of the random plants outside, but it feels questionable to just shove my food scraps in someone else's plants. Idk how you're choosing to raise your plants, idek if something bad could happen. Maybe the lemon tree, since it's already got lemons on the ground around it, but again, it's still Not Mine and very much Is Someone Else's. Whatever I end up doing, it'll probably need to be contained to a....container, and a pretty small (and definitely cheap) one at that, because I'm renting a room here, it's functionally Not My Yard, and the yard is 92% concrete. I'm just keeping the bowl of berry bits in my room at the moment until I figure out what to do 😅

🌱 HAPPY EARTH DAY 🍅

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poem I wrote awhile ago, posted today for my 7 year almostdeathiversary

Okay but!!! NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM😩😭

No! I do not care about ‘the glow up’ he was precious the entire time! Just a sweet little nervous boy who had a hard home life but still stayed so sweet to everyone! He loves plants! HE FUCKING LOVES PLANTS! Like my little sweet baby cherub I would listen to him talk about plants for days. And he was so shy and so scared but even in the beginning, he loved harry ron and Hermione but he still had the balls to try and stop them! (Even if it didn’t work!)

And like😭😭😭 he visits his curse laden parent in the mental ward of St.Mungos and takes it like a fucking champ😩 he is so nice and so sweet to everyone he can and all he wants to do is help and he never takes it out on anyone else and just hnnnnnnggggggh🥹😖

But on god😩😭 this adorable boy please please god gimme one of them goofy sweet mother fuckers I will cherish him forever

Appreciation post for Jake DeBrusk

@floridakisser / @the-olive-gardens appreciation post.

most art drawn by the system mention besides the last one.

we adore you guys.

I really do get why ppl can find it rude when others help you with something you have completely handled, but it's also so funny how every time I go buy gardening stuff, someone always wants to help me load the rocks and/or dirt into my car. Like, AWBLS (Assigned Weak By Lowe's Shoppers)

May I present to you Jerry from Gardening Australia.

hi jess! for the fic asks: 13 and 14

also this one is not on the list but i was just curious! do you write fics for other fandoms besides star wars? or have you done so in the past?

How much planning do you do before writing?

I'd answered previously "a lot!" but it actually occurred to me that Making It Up, silly little oneshot, I just vomited out in like a week with zero planning, and yet it's probably my favorite Syku romance I've ever written.

If you could see one of your fics adapted into a visual medium, such as comic or film, which fan fic would you pick?

Oh easy, Milk Run. :D By a long shot. It's such a visual fic! I wanna see Dooku in his tiny swim shorts + Jedi robe combo. I wanna see Qui-Gon riding the giant fucking snake. I want to watch tiny Jocasta frogmarch a gigantic handcuffed Dooku out of the police station. I want to I wanna see Sifo-Dyas pull off that fake-ass ritual in front of the pirates with Dooku as his special effects department.

That, and it's probably my most narratively coherent fic - a big adventure story, serious but with a lot of humor. I think it would translate to a visual medium better than some of my other stuff.

And as to your other fandoms question! Just Star Wars for fic writing, but without doxing myself too badly, some of my poems are floating meagerly around small literary journals. ....and uh, once I wrote like 300 pages of absolutely unhinged dragon novel that only @izzy-paints has ever read that I think was some kind of weird and upsetting metaphor for depression lol