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lvngdoncultz · 4 years

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pre-apocalypse!michael x gallant headcanons~

going out together consists of...

michael NEEDS to be holding gallant in some way, whether its holding hands or linking arms, its a must for him

for safety purposes of course

that and hes just mega clingy :3

gallant finds it really cute how his boyfriend is so affectionate

michael SPOILS gallant to the max

as much as gal begs michael not to buy him anything, he still does bc that twink cant stop the mfin antichrist

but gallant always finds a way of slipping a $20 or $30 into michaels pocket

“baby baby baby lets go in here i wanna see if they got any cute button ups!!” gallant would say as he points to a cute clothing shop

“didnt you just say we were heading over to the food court—?” michael would just simply pull gal closer to him by his belt loop

gallant aaaalways has his hand in michaels back pocket when theyre walking together

michael keeps his arm slung lazily around gal’s shoulder

gallant is two inches shorter than michael and hes always teasing gal about his height

but the height difference is rlly precious

michael already knows what gallant wants to eat because gallant would be rambling about a specific food he’s been craving for all day

it still surprises gallant tbh

michael gets something big for himself bc hes still a growing boy that needs his nutrients uwu

gallant loves watching michael eat his food, not in a creepy way but in a loving way

he just finds it so adorable when michael enjoys his food

michael hums whenever he chews his food, thats how you know he loves whatever hes having

when michael catches gallant watching him, he gets all shy and blushy

gallants heart fucking melts when his boyfriend gets shy, its the purest thing ever

they both share a drink and have two different straws for each other

but it doesnt really matter since they mix up whoevers straw is which

off they go to buy more stuff for each other

if michael ever catches someone staring at gallant, he wraps his arm around gal’s waist and pulls him into a soft kiss with a cute “i love you”, glaring back at the person and probably casting bad luck or curses onto them

vise versa, if gallant catches someone staring at michael, he practically attaches himself to michael by wrapping his arms around the tallers torso and presses kisses onto his neck

sometimes gallant likes to pull michael over to a hidden area to have a quick and passionate makeout sesh

he leaves michael speechless and flustered

the two end off their day with getting frozen yogurt

even though it gets colder when the sun goes down they still want frozen yogurt

michael tries offering gallant his overcoat but he rather hide inside the coat with michael

“this is why you should’ve brought a jacket”

“but i didnt feel like carrying it around!!”

michael takes gallant home to his giant mfin mansion of a house

gallant gets all whiney because he doesnt want his boyfriend to leave

michael gives into gallants begging and cuteness and stays the night with him

gallant just really wants to see sleepy michael thats really it

“...so, about that little makeout session earlier.”

sorry this isnt so great!! its my first time writing a list of headcanons and actually posting it so!! i hope yall liked it!!

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prettyseaveins · 5 years

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when I say there is not enough gay content in the ahs community, I mean it

#ahs #ahs9 #ahs apocalypse #ahs 1984 #micheal langdon #gallant #xavier plympton #cody fern #evan peters #sarah paulson #gay #american horror story #ahs8 #galangdon

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gallabstract · 5 years

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gallant after taking one look at michael in the outpost

#american horror story #ahs apocalypse #mr gallant #michael langdon #galangdon #am i really clinging onto these two almost a solid year after they entirely lost relevance? absolutely

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im-tops-bottom · 5 years

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Can I get a Gallangdon fic filled with love and angst please?

Okay so I had this sitting on my phone since yesterday but I was too lazy to post it so copy and paste is going to be my friend for this ask....

'I wouldn't fuck you even if you were the last man on Earth and you almost are'

Gal has that one sentence playing in his head throughout the night as he lays awake in bed. He huffs as he turns on his side

"I'll show you you jerk"

In the morning as everyone wakes up and gets ready for breakfast, Gal completely ignores Michael and his smirks heading straight for Coco to go and bitch to her about what happened when he was going through interrogation.

"okay don't look but Langdon is totally surprised"

Gal just shrugs it off as he continues eating. At first he thought that not giving a fuck was due to him being hungry and the Cooperative being kind and supplying proper food but then he remembered that if Michael wanted to act like a jerk then he can too.

"good. He deserves it"

"you two have a fight or something?"

"no Mallory. I'm just so done with men at the moment. Now that doesn't mean I'm going bi or straight. It just means that I'm taking a long break."

"well good for you Gal. "

Gal feels good right up until he hears the familiar steps of the last person he wants to be around right now.

"Mr Gallant I believe we haven't finished our interview"

"yes we have. Im counting the interrogation room apart of it therefore we have finished"

"wait n-"

Gal stands up

"now if you'll excuse me, I need to speak to Me Venable about something. See you ladies"

Both Mallory and Coco wave goodbye before going into conversation about something completely missing Michael's confused face.

The moment Michael is out of view Gal heads over to Andre and Stu

"I need a good dicking boys. Who's up for it?"

The couple raise their brows at Gals request.

30 minutes later Gal is on Andres lap as both men are moving in synch as they fuck Gal at the same time. All 3 of them are so into it that they don't see a figure glaring at them by the door. Afterwards Gal thanks the men before returning to his room to get some sleep.

Gal is woken up later on by Coco who rushes him out the door because Ms Venable has announcement. Gal still ignores Michael as he sits down next Mallory followed by Coco.

Venable talks about new things the Cooperative are sending their way while Michael goes through the interviews and preparing for the move to the safe Haven.

"this also includes bath tubs that were delivered early hours of this morning. They have supplied 4 tubs and we have opened up to extra rooms. 2 bath tubs in each room. One for the women and the other for the men. They have also supplied us with more food for the week and tonight's menu will be roast pork with veges. While that is being prepared today's lunch will be the cubes and I don't want anyone to complain otherwise the roast will be cancelled"

Venable goes on for a bit longer before she gets word the tubs are set up and dismisses everyone saying she is going to use the tub first and would like privacy in the women's bathroom with the exception of Ms Mead.

Gal decides to hang with the girls while the guys fight over who gets to use the tubs first, well with the exception of Michael who retreated to his room saying he had stuff to attend to.

Gal giggles as he watches the men leaving.

"seriously there's 3 of them, 2 tubs and let's mention 2 of them are a couple so they can share"

"so where were you today when you left? I saw Ms Venable and she said you hadn't spoken with her"

"oh that was just to get away from the jerk. No I was doing something far better than talking with the no longer kill joy"

They sat there talking right up until lunch. After lunch the girls went to go and fight over the bath tub while Gal went to the men's room. He was laughing when he heard that his joke came true so it meant he would have the room to himself.

He walks in closing the door before stripping down and getting the bath ready. When the tub is filled a descent amount he bends over to turn the taps off before letting out yelp at a voice behind him.

"it makes you wonder doesn't it? How did this place get clean water during an apocalypse?"

After Gal calms down he actually ponders on the questions as he stands up straight. 'that is true but then again nothing happened to the boys or Ms venable so it can't be that bad'

His thoughts go on a momentary pause as he is reminded by a cold breeze that he is standing in the middle of a candle lit room naked with the last person he wants to see right now.

"how long have you been standing there?"

"long enough to know to that you didn't realize it actually wasn't you who closed the door upon entering"

"you could have said something"

"and where would the fun in that be?"

"you are a jerk"

"so you keep saying"

"it's great to always get reminders od something important"

After a moment of silence Gal huffs

"so you plan on making yourself a bath or stand there and watch me?"

Gal goes from annoyed to shocked as he watches Michael strip down and then goes right back to being annoyed as Michael hops in the bath and he was going to use.

"come here Mr Gallant"

"or even better how about you hop out and make your own"

"oh come on. I don't bite"

"fine. Then I'll make my own"

Gal turns to head towards the other tub when out of a blink of an eye a hand reaches out for him and drags him into the tub. He feels his face heating up and thinks he's blushing as he finds his naked self sitting on the lap of an equally naked man.

"what the hell Langdon?"

"there's enough space for the both of us. Infact there is enough to fit a 3rd person"

"doesn't mean we need to do it. I could have made another one"

"it's not that bad princess"

Gal's breath hitches as he feels arms wrap around him and a hot breath close to his ear.

"you've been ignoring me and leaving when I enter a room all day. What's your problem?"

"you are my problem"

After a couple of seconds Gal hears a laugh

"is this about yesterday? You really are pathetic aren't you"

"says the man who has probably been trying to talk to me non stop today and had to result in dragging him into a bath tub with him just to have a conversation"

"watch your mouth pretty boy. I can break your neck with just a snap of a finger"

"good for you. I'm leaving"

Gal tries to get up but the arms around him hold him down.

"let me go"

"no"

"I swear to God"

"would you?"

"that's it"

In a blind side of anger Gal turns around on Michael's lap and growls. Michael looks surprised for a moment before a smirk replaces his shocked features.

"there's the real Gal"

"I'll show you the real Gal"

Gal slaps Michael hard enough that Michael let's go long enough for Gal to make his escape.

"that wasn't the real Gal. I don't hit people but this is"

Gal heads towards the door and ignores Michael's "so you are just going to walk away like the scared little bitch you are" making a beeline towards Andres room slamming the door open and jumping on the bed. A second later he feels Andre and Stu lay on either side of him so he turns to lay on his back.

"men suck"

"yeah we do honey but that doesn't stop anyone from falling in love with us"

"is this about Michael?"

"how do you know?"

"Coco told us"

"of course"

"did you want some comfort sex?"

"no cuddles would be nice though"

Gal falls asleep once he calms down and misses the worried looks the other two give him. He also misses w figure standing by the door once again glaring.

Lord knows what time it is when Gal wakes up and finds himself not only not in Andres room but also not in his room either. He sits up and looks around and finds that he is in Coco's room and gets up to search for her. He finds her and Mallory by the doorway.

"hey what's happening?"

"shhhh"

"what's wrong?" He whispers

"word got to Ms Venable that the boys have been breaking the rules. Dinah managed so save her son but neither of them were able to save Stu. They just dragged him outside and returned with the suits covered in blood. Andre isn't happy right now"

"how did I end up in your room?"

"Ms Venable checked your room and saw you weren't there and someone spreaded a rumour saying you with the boys doing bad stuff. Stu and Andre brought you hear and I told ma Venable that you with me and Mallory chilling before bed"

Gal left the room to comfort and thank Andre. Afterwards he went to his room and went back to sleep.

The next day he was awoken by Coco saying that the young couple got caught and are in interrogation at the moment but looks like they won't be surviving this one.

Gal decided that he was just going to stay in his room and if anyone asks, he wasn't feeling well or hungry.

The next day Gal woke up and came out for meal times. He would talk to anyone who wasn't Michael. Yup still ignoring him.

3 days of doing the same thing and with his nan being the next one to go Gal retreated back to his room and not wanting to leave. Fuck breakfast and fuck seeing the next person to get the chop.

Day by day Gal didn't eat, bathe, drink or answer the door. Ms Venable tried getting someone to break the door down but all they got was cold silence. They tried leaving food behind but found it to still be in the same place the next time they checked on him.

Gal found something slowly change in him the moment nightmares started up and each night it got worse so he ditched sleeping.

A person can only survive for so long without food, water ad sleep and Gal was finding he was slowly reaching that point. So had another person.

"here drink this"

Gal tried to ignore it but a strong hand grabbed his chin and held him in place.

"I said drink"

Gal whimpers before drinking the fruity drink that was bring offered.

"slowly"

He did as the voice said and slowed down. After he was done the cup was removed and in place a pleasant smell takes over.

"open"

His mouth opens on its own accord and he finds food entering his mouth. Throughout the eating he had to be told to either chew or slow down. Afterwards he slowly opens his eyes and stares at the person before him.

"why are you helping me?"

"there are way too many reasons right now on the whys. What's more important is that we talk about you?"

"you a therapist now?"

"no but I'm a great listener and good at being real honest and blunt"

"i ain't talking"

"it's okay. I got forever"

"good"

Gal turns his back on the man.

"no you aren't hiding. Not anymore"

Gal growls as he feels a hand turn him back over.

"leave me alone"

"no"

"I said"

Gal with all his anger fueled strength gets the man on the bed and sits on his lap still growling.

"leave me alone Langdon"

"And I said"

Michael flips them over so he's on top

"no. Now start talking"

In rebellion Gal leans up and kisses Michael who surprisingly kisses back. It doesn't take long for things to get heated and soon clothes are off and Michael is slowly pressing into Gal as they pant.

Michael starts moving slowly as they start kissing again. Slowly and gently. It is so gentle that Michael has to calm the crying Gal down. He kisses the tears away as he rocks back and forth.

It doesn't take all that long before they're climaxing and lay there with Michael still nestled inside. They fall asleep like that.

Gal wakes a while later and finds Michael had slipped out and is asleep next to him. He slowly gets up and quietly heads out to have a bath.

As Gal makes his way back to the room he feels a headache come along and almost falls over. He feels arms wrap around him and looks up to find it's a worried Michael who helps him back to bed. He watches as the man leaves and comes back with more food and water. He is so confused with the turn of events that once Michael says later on "talk" he starts being honest and talks about everything that has happened from the moment he first started ignoring Michael upto now. He also says he has a lot of questions and Michael let's him ask away.

.....

Okay so this is an unfinished idea so if anyone wants to take it and run then feel free. Just let me know in dm or tag me. I would love to read it

#galangdon #gallangdon #mr gallant x Michael Langdon #i love these two

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uselessdrummer · 5 years

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Galangdon headcanons

• If Michael is really upset or stressed Gallant will play with his hair till he falls as asleep.

• They are literally Trixie Mattel and Katya and Michael is not Trixie.

• Gallant is a emotional ticking time bomb that is easily set off.

• Michael enjoys treating Gallant like a princess in every way possible.

• Gallant will do anything Michael tells him to...ANYTHING , but only because he knows Michael would do the same.

• Michael is super protective of Gallant and hates it when he’s in pain. He claims it physically hurts him.

• Evie put pressure on Gallant about having kids , so now Gallant feels the constant desire to have kids while hating kids .

•^ “ look I can’t help it ! A-and I know you don’t want one but ...”

• ^“ Gal she’s dead ! We killed her ! She can’t tell you what to want or do anymore.”

• “ I know but ...”

• They’re an annoyingly cute couple.

• Michael hates most of Gallants family with a burning passion.

• Michael is a boy magnet

• sometimes Gallant will call Michael Daddy in front of people to embarrass him .

• Gallant moans louder than a teenage girl.

• Michael totally has a daddy kink .

• Michael is just as needy as Gallant no matter how hard he tries to hide it.

• Gallant thinks Michael would make an amazing drag queen

• ^“ No Gal I’m not dressing up a woman ! I have a world to destroy!”

•^ “COME ON! You’d be prettier than Farrah Moan !”

• Michael is a total morning person and Gallant is totally not a morning person.

• Gallant loves curling Michaels hair.

• Michael does makeup better than many professional makeup artists.

• “ Gallant my body is changing and that's not something I'm gonna apologize for.”

•^ “ I wish you would .”

#galangdon #mr gallant #michael langdon #ahs #headcanon

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crowclubkaz · 4 years

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#somebody rp michael langdon/gallant with me #ahs apocalypse #michael langdon #mr. gallant #galangdon

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randomahsheadcanons · 5 years

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Random Mr. Gallant Headcanons

• These are just some random headcanons (ha, I see what you did there!) about everyone’s favorite masochistic gay hairstylist.

• First of all: “First Name Unknown” Gallant is an attention seeking whore and he’s proud of it.

• Michael can be busy doing some important antichrist business, Gallant will ALWAYS try to get his attention.

• He kinda just sits on his lap and wraps his arms around his neck.

• He’s like a cat sometimes.

• He’ll try to get Michael to stop working and give him some love, but he’ll act like he doesn’t give a shit if he refuses to.

• Michael: For the love of Satan, I already told you I can’t cuddle right now! I’m busy

• Gallant, crying his eyes out: Yeah, WHATEVER. It’s not like I actually wanted to cuddle with you anyway!

• But He Did Wanted It.

• Gallant is not a morning person at all.

• Unfortunately for him, everyone else in his life is a morning person.

• “Good morning, Gal-”

• “Shut the fuck up, Coco! I need at least three cups of coffee before I can interact with you”

• “Geez, who hurt you?”

• He might like to be humiliated during sex, but he needs so much praise and validation in real life.

• He can’t properly function without it.

• His hair was blonde and it used to be beautiful, but he Ruined It.

• For some reason, he refuses to tell people his first name.

• Or his middle name.

• Actually, he only told people his last name because they needed to call him SOMETHING.

• Anything other than “that bitch”.

• His nana never told him anything positive.

• Not a “congratulations” not a “you did a good job”, NOTHING.

• She just says shit like “at least you have a job” or “finally you’re doing something with your life”.

• He fucking hates Evie so much.

• However, she is very rich and he wants to get his hands on that sweet cash.

• That’s the only reason he tolerates her emotional abuse.

• Everyone has ambitions.

• Evie knows Gallant has a boyfriend, but she keeps introducing him to boring gay men.

• “No, thanks. I already got myself a daddy- a BOYFRIEND”

• So yeah, he likes being submissive in bed, but have you ever TRIED to get this bitch to do something in real life?

• He refuses to.

• He acts like a toddler whenever someone asks him to do something, no matter how easy it might be.

• “Could you please get me a glass of water?”

• “You can’t make me”

• “I’m just asking for water”

• “Go get it yourself”

• “You’re so childish!”

• “No, YOU”

• “Are you seriously just gonna sit there and-”

• *gets up* “I’m not sitting, I’m STANDING”

• He’s doesn’t really know how to cook.

• But he’s used to eating some fancy shit like shrimp, lobster or BISQUE.

• Sometimes his dinner is just a bottle of wine.

• Or the heart and blood of a rich pedophilic priest.

• Is pedophilic even a word? I don’t think so.

• His personality is something between a depressive, gay old man and a bratty, easily distracted child.

• He’s obsessed with jewelry.

• Like, he doesn’t even care if it’s expensive, he just wants to know if it’s shiny.

• On family gatherings, he’s that one tired gay who casually sips his mimosa and waits for the whole thing to blow up.

• “Some men just want to watch the world burn”

• He hates everyone in his family, so he won’t hesitate on calling them out on their bullshit.

• “I heard you have a… boyfriend, I thought you were done with that phase”

• “I heard you got divorced again. Gee, aunt Esther, I thought you were done with THAT phase”

• His entire family is just a bunch of judgemental old white people.

• And he’s a huge disappointment to them.

• That’s part of the reason why Gallant is so insecure, but he tries to act like he’s not.

• He also hates his birthday for some reason.

• People bring him gifts and he just pretends it’s not his birthday.

• Coco always gets him something, even though he begs her not to give him anything.

• “Hey, Gal. Happy birthday!”

• “So you’re just gonna bring me a birthday gift to my birthday, to my birthday party, on my birthday, with a birthday gift?”

• “…happy birthday?”

• “BITCH-”

• He’s actually kind of perfectionist when it comes to his work.

• Of course he doesn’t want to be the person who ruined someone’s hair.

• And he’s not just extremely perfectionist with his own work, he criticizes other people’s work all the time.

• Especially when they work for him, they’re not allowed to fuck anything up.

• He’s like Gordon Ramsay, but instead of food, he’s an expert in hair.

• “Holy shit, Mason! I’d rather SELL MY ASS TO SATAN than put you in charge of ANYTHING ever in your pathetic, miserable life!”

• “Stacy, you fucking whore, you better get the FUCK out of my salon right now if you don’t want me to kick your sorry ass all the way to New Jersey!”

• “Oh, please, Tessa… you dumb slut. You wouldn’t know what a fishtail braid is even if I STRANGLED YOU WITH ONE”

• He definitely loves musicals.

• Especially High School Musical because he’s That Bitch.

• He forces Michael to watch the movies with him and he also managed to convince him to watch Teen Beach Movie.

• Gallant and Coco perform Bop To The Top in the living room SO MANY TIMES!

• And of course they forced Mallory and Michael to watch.

• “What the actual FUCK are they doing?”

• “Just keep smiling and clapping, it’ll be over soon”

• In conclusion, Gallant is a bitch, but we love him anyway.

#mr gallant #michael x gallant #galangdon #american horror story #ahs #ahs headcanons #ahs apocalypse #michael langdon #coco st. pierre vanderbilt #ahs mallory #mallory #random headcanons

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