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angloie · 2 years

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Percy can't believe it.

"Im sorry- you lost what?"

"I swear to god that it was just here last night- and I'm sure I didn't move it anywhere- fuck- and I'm tearing the house apart just looking for it!"

"Okay, slow down," Grover says into the iris call, "What are you looking for?"

Percy looks down in shame, eyebrows knitting together and lips tugging downwards into a deep frown. His voice comes out ashamed, dissapointed.

"Annabeth's... uh. Engagement ring."

"Annabeth's enga- Percy, you had one job!"

From outside the car, Percy just seems to be a little distressed- nervous, even. He doesn't look like he's going to propose in less than an hour (hopefully, if everything goes right, which it's definitely not) or that he lost the engagement ring that belongs on the hand of the love of his life- Annabeth's hand.

And it's been a long day. Annabeth seems to think this is a little birthday celebration for him, thinks that they'll spend the rest of the late afternoon watching the sunset and enjoying the cool evening together eating cupcakes. Its far from a regular birthday celebration; because it's (technically) their anniversary too.

"I KNOW!" Percy screams back, close to tears, "I know, I was doing my best to be the most careful I possibly could, but it's not here anymore- it should be in my pocket!"

"Where was the last place you put it?"

"...Where It put it?" He says like he's walking on eggshells, "Look, i've been careful with it all night, 'Kay? It just... dissapeared!"

"I don't think engagement rings can do that," Grover sighs.

"Have you looked all over the car?"

"Mhm!"

"On the floors, in the seats? Under the seats?"

"Yeah!"

"On the dashboard?"

"Yes, I-" Percy reaches forward, deep, running his hands against the large expanse of the—leather dashboard expecting nothing but air until his fingers brush against what feels like a velvet box.

The silence tells all to Grover, a hand coming up to slap himself in the face. "Oh my god."

"I'm an idiot," He falls back into his seat, instantly holding the tiny box against his chest, "Such an idiot."

"No, you're not, just way too nervous." Grover heaves a huge sigh of relief from his side of the call, "Just try to propose with making a fool out of yourself, okay?"

"Thanks, G-man. What would I do with you, huh?"

"Uh-huh. Good luck."

"Thanks. I'll need it."

Less than four seconds later, Percy is out of the car (Engagement ring in tow for once) and on his way sprinting to the canoe lake of camp half blood.

"Wisegirl!" Percy calls out to her figure, legs dangling off the dock. Annabeth's switched out her signature chb shirt for a nice, floral sundress that compliments her golden curls and bright smile. He's so nervous.

Can he really do this?

"Percy!" She beams, "Did you find your extra underwear?"

He cringes at his rushed excuse. "U-uh, totally!" An awkward cough, "Yeah."

"Great." She pats the space next to her. "Sit. The views beautiful."

Sitting down with a little 'oof', Percy smiles. "Yeah," He agrees, but he's not really looking at the lake.

The canoe lake, usually filled with campers, is empty— save for a few ducks enjoying the cool waters. The setting sun strikes the sky with soft, warm colours, golden hour only making Annabeth more beautiful.

"Are you enjoying your birthday?"

"O-of course. Always, when i'm with you."

She playfully nudges him. "So cheesy." Annabeth giggles.

Percy wants to take this slow— wants to be sweet, soft, sincere. He wants to be a gentleman and treat her because she deserves it— god, Annabeth deserves it— but his palms are sweating and his mind is racing and his mouth is opening—

"I love you."

Annabeth looks at him weirdly, chuckling. "And I love you too."

"You know that I love you more than ever?"

"More than ever." She affirms.

"I-I want you to know that, because I always will. And I want this moment to be perfect, because I love you so much, but today has been a very slow, very bad day—" He's reaching into his pocket, that troublesome velvet box in hand, "But as long as you're here, I know all the other days won't be that way."

Annabeth's eyes are with tears shining now, and Percy knows his eyes are too.

"I want to grow old with you. I want to love you as long as I possibly can, and I can't imagine a world without you here, Wisegirl. Annabeth Chase, will you spend every day together, with me, and marry me?"

"G-god- of course I will, yes!" Annabeth pulls him close, hugging him, tears streaming down her face, "Yes, yes, yes!"

Percy's heart is beating a mile per minute as he slides the ring on her finger, wisegirl— his wisegirl— blabbering how much she loves him and how she can't wait to wake up to him every day.

"D-don't cry, please, don't cry," Percy says, but he's crying just as much. "I love you. More than you'll ever know."

It takes a while to calm down the both of them, because they're both busy peppering kisses on the others face. It's astounding on how genuinely happy they are— years of suffering, years of wondering if every day was their last has led up to this moment.

There are few things certain in life for Percy, but he knows two things for sure: He loves Annabeth Chase beyond words, and that he wants to spend every day by her side.

#percabeth #percy x annabeth #chb #pjo #percy jackson #percabeth oneshot #percabeth fic #percabeth fanfic #i just realized I HAVENT WRITTEN IN NEARLY A MONTH #WHAT #what am i doing T_T #please accept this #lawd save me i have not proofread this #gah dayum this is bad #im sorry for this

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the-typing-dragon · 10 months

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#oh the anxiety shakes are rough tonight girlies #gah dayum #bad vibes

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heeliopheelia · 6 months

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𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐍𝐍

genre: smut ♥ word count: 1.3k ♥ warnings: unprotected sex, creampie, pet names, hair pulling, orgasm denial, overstimulation, eating out

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

a/n: gah dayum even jake lasted longer than me, i need a doctor... did i really outhorny probably the horniest mf on this planet

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LEE HEESEUNG lasts until... November 6th

"Baby, oh my god," Heeseung whines above you, voice higher on its pitch than usually. The overstimulation subconsciously has him pressing you even deeper into the mattress of his bed and your head spins as you look at him through blurry eyes. He's so messy, so lewd and sloppy – and all that only after not even a one week of not fucking you. "Look what you're doing to me. 'm so weak for you, baby."

He rests his head in the crook of your neck, hips working into yours with deep strokes. He's falling apart in your pussy, breathing heavily onto your skin and groping every single inch of your body. The tortuously slow pace is causing the tears to push in the back of the both of your eyes and you clench your thighs around him even tighter.

"You feel so good," you breathe out, the crispy evening air slipping through the crack of your tilted open window and making you shiver as it hits your sweaty skin.

Your arms wrapped around his neck are nearly suffocating him with their hold but he doesn't care for the lack of air, mind only wrapped around making the two of you cum.

"Never doing that again," he mumbles into your neck, hips rutting against yours chaotically. The sound of your moans blends together as you reach your climax in the same time as he spills his seeds inside of you.

His arms tremble on each side of your head, his muscles flexing as he slowly rocks forward to ride out your orgasms. After a moment, he lifts his head up and presses a kiss to the tip of your nose before nuzzling into your warm cheek.

"Never again."

PARK JAY lasts until... November 24th

He was doing so fucking well. There's only less than a week until December and he was absolutely sure he could finish the challenge.

But noooooo... Out of the blue, you've decided that today is the day you finally want to tease him, to make him lose his damn mind and finally fuck you dumb. You can feel his eyes carefully tracing your every move. You put in the effort to sway your hips a little more sensually than usual, to flip your wet hair obnoxiously and let the loose silk robe slip down your left arm, causing your skin to cover with goosebumps only a second after.

And, ah, success, you think to yourself with a small smile playing on your lips as you hear him let out an annoyed sigh, then take impatient strides towards you. You stop in your place when he clicks his tongue and you turn your face slightly to the side, sending him the most confused look you're able to muster.

"Is something the matter?" You ask lightly, facing him fully when he doesn't respond.

That's when his arm wraps itself around your waist and pulls you flush to his chest. He leans down and starts kissing and nibbling at your exposed shoulder, making you slightly arch your back in his embrace. You tilt your head to the side and let his mouth work on your skin.

"You're a bad, bad girl after all, aren't you?" He mumbles into your neck, moving away slightly to look at your face after pulling you even closer to him and grinding his hardened bulge against you.

You suck in a breath when his hand slowly trails up your spine and tangles in your hair, suddenly pulling you down until you're situated on your knees right in front of him. You don't get much to say when he unbuckles his pants and lets them drop to his ankles, his fingers caressing your cheek softly as he looks at you with a wild sparkle in his eye.

"Let's put that pretty little mouth of yours to use now, huh?" He hums, pulling your hair out of your face and into a makeshift ponytail with his hands. "Gonna fuck you for all the days we've lost this month."

SIM JAKE lasts until... November 2nd

As hurt as Jake's pride was when all of his friends had laughed in his face at the idea of him even participating in such event, he has to shamefully admit they were right as now it's only the second day in and he's already folding you in half like a goddamn lawn chair. It's a little pathetic maybe – probably, but he really can't find in himself a single cell to care when you're so prettily sprawled out beneath him like now. He's addicted to you and he finds no shame in admitting so.

He pistons his hips into you, thrust almost maddening as his big hands are placed on each of your lifted thighs. The sounds you let out make him only go faster and rougher, the greed for hearing even more overtaking his senses.

"Take it, baby," he gasps out. Your head lolls backwards into the pillows again and you're no longer able to hold yourself up. "Fucking take it all."

You want to beg for him to give you a break after going at it for so long, but you can't. Because you're just as down bad for him, if not even more. You're slipping away from reality and yet you keep spreading your legs for him, ignoring the burning pain in your flexed muscles.

"'m so close," you choke out, digging your fingers into his toned shoulders and finally wrapping your legs around his waist to pull him even closer to your aching body. "Cum in me, please. Want you to fill me up."

He swears you're gonna make him lose his damn mind.

And yes, his friends were right, he is whipped for you. He is unable to go even three days without feeling you clenching on his cock. He is needy and whiny. But he's also the one who has the most beautiful girl crying out his name in the middle of the night for all the neighbours to hear – not them.

PARK SUNGHOON lasts until... November 13th

He really fucking wanted to win this stupid challenge. You're just too tempting. It's like you've been brought to this earth solely for the purpose of making him fail at this bet.

"Such a tease. Not so funny now, huh?"

He uses his strong arms to hold your thighs down and buries his face deeper in between your legs. You're shaking from the overstimulation, being edged for as long as you are, nearly screaming out as Sunghoon denies another one of your orgasms. He bites into the soft flesh of your inner thigh and swats your hand away when it tugs on his hair desperately.

"Do I really need to tie your hands down for you to finally listen to me, doll?" He sighs with faked annoyance, looking up to watch your flushed and fucked out face scrunching up in frown so prettily again. Your mouth is parted open, letting out his favorite sounds in the entire world each time he made contact with your sensitive clit.

He ducks down to graze his lips over your swollen bud and you jerk in his hold, back arching off the bed and head rolling backwards until you're facing the wooden headboard. Sunghoon pays no mind to the hard and dripping cock in his pants – his focus being on you only.

"You always taste so sweet," he speaks suddenly, making you squirm as his breath hits your wet cunt. "Such a pretty doll. Just for me and my eyes only."

And he thinks that this time he'll finally let you come. He'll have to if he doesn't want you blacking out on him from another orgasm denial. So he slips two of his thick fingers inside of you without a warning. He doesn't even need to move them once to have you coming all over his hand with a cry on your lips, toes curling into the bed sheets as your body trembles underneath his touch.

Sunghoon hasn't even noticed how close to his own release he actually was, so with a surprised yelp he feels the sudden rush of pleasure shooting down his stomach and within a blink of an eye his sweatpants are stained with cum. His eyelids flutter closed as he lets out a long and quiet groan.

"There we fucking go."

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outcast-thingz · 2 years

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Okay maybe not on the Black Clover commentary... this show is going to be hard to watch. This is just off of the first episode.

#the content isn't bad #it just physically hurts to watch shows with a character that doesnt have the ONE thing that seems to rule the world #magic; money; whatever it be #i get so tired of hearing you domt have this so you cant do that #or you aren't this so you can never achieve that #WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SAY SOME ONE CANT ACHIEVE SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE SAME STARTING POINT?#shut the FUCK up #seriously #it makes me so angry to hear it #and hurts to see someone bullied and put down because of it #so shows where that is HEAVY on a genuinely good character is hard for me to watch #and the show makes me run through emotions very deeply so it's draining to watch #it's the same for the shield hero a good show but gah dayum #starshine rants

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amphitriteswife · 14 days

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Do more of ror school au hcs please 🙏🏻 💓 💕 💗

📝✂️Ror/ Snv characters as Students📝✂️

Also am I spotting a fellow Alien stage fan??? @miserable-homo-momo

Hades:

☠️He’s a top student. On top of most of his classes, and he’s a senior.

☠️ Mostly hangs out with Qin or his brothers. He doesn’t necessarily have friends but a lot of ppl want to be tho, only he focuses on being a big brother.

☠️ Listens to a lot of music tastes. Like his play list is full of mood swings. It contains: Classic music, Pop Music, HipHop, Heavy metal ect. It kinda depends on what he feels tbh. A few of his faves would be: Tupac, Beyonce, Megan Thee Stallion, Cardi B and Mozart.

☠️Drives a nice car which made him very popular. He used it to take his brothers everywhere but he ended up sharing it between his brothers and bought a motorbike of his own🤭

☠️ He had a lot of piercings: Ears, lip, Eyebrow…nipple…But he looks good and knows how to pull it off. Like just Imagine it. Gah dayum

☠️ He actually skipped class?? You wouldn’t expect it from him but he did skip class. It’s not often but once in a blue moon. Most of the times it’s cause he wants to hang out with his brothers.

☠️ goes to all the house parties. As good of a student he is, he also likes going out. So most of the time he gets invited to parties or hang outs.

☠️ most ppl thought he was a player but ended up being one of the ppl that married their high school sweetheart. He might have dated some ppl but they weren’t flings but actually legit relationships

☠️ probably the one person that brings snacks or drinks for the class if they have a field trip or just a hot school day y’know. Like just imagine it being a hot sunny day and you still have a lot of lessons to follow and boom, hades brings ice cream for the class?? Life safer fr🙏

☠️ He probably likes History, astronomy and psychology. He kind of has random subject but he just chose what he deems as interesting. He only likes the 🪐⭐️🌠🌌 and not the math in astronomy.

☠️ He cooks on field trips that last more days. Only if its’s necessary tho. Mainly because he’s rich enough to afford going to restaurants or the school handles it.

☠️ he’s the therapist friend fr. Genuinely knows when there’s something wrong and asks, not in public tho. He doesn’t judge but actually listens to you. He also offers comfort if you need it. What a goat

☠️ class president. Even though he didn’t want to be. Most ppl voted for him for the above stated reasons. And because he’s kind of a big brother type.

☠️ man could do anything and he wouldn’t get into trouble. Mostly because all the teachers love him as a student so shawty has a good reputation.

☠️ He’s bad at art yet has very nice cursive handwriting. Probably because he takes extra poetry lessons. Or he practiced it till he was satisfied.

☠️ Is in the chess club with Beelzebub and the birb. They often play and even have participate in Tournaments.

☠️ He’s the type that also chose languages as subjects, so like German, French, Italian, Chinese, Latin and ofc Greek. Probably because his ass has a photographic memory

☠️ doesn’t eat cafeteria food and actually goed off campus to buy food. If some of his lessons are canceled he just goes to restaurants or shopping streets to kill time

☠️ Actually doesn’t rly do his homework. He only does it in classes that check homework or give bonuses for it, otherwise he usually doesn’t do it. Besides he only studies like 2 weeks before the week where all the tests are. Unless he knows he needs more time for a certain subject. Then he catches up

☠️ Went to Spain, Germany and France because he choose those subjects and teased his younger brothers for it. He did buy them a requested item for each of em. Not Zeus cause he requested a Latina babe.

☠️ He has a place in school where he always sits when he aint off campus. So if ya eveer try to find him he’s probably there.

☠️ graduated w honors fr. Mosy of the teacher wrote nice things about them and held wonderful speeches for him since he was a good student. His quote in the year book was sum like ‘👍’.

☠️ He probably went on luxurious vacations and posted the pictures on his insta. He dont do snap or any other form of social media.

Buddha

🪷 the student that doesn’t really care about grades but does get good ones.

🪷 He’s usually eats in class. But for some reason the teachers allow it cause he ain’t causing a mess. Or because he’s actually a prince and could buy the school in a second.

🪷 Definitely choose a language as a subject and geography cause man knows a lot about different cultures. My goat

🪷 Definitely a music lover. You can always catch him with one AirPod in his ear. Probably has the latest phone too cause he richy rich.

🪷 Goes to on lot of vacations. Like every break he’s somewhere. Japan, Greece, Italy, Singapore, Canada, Brazil, he goes to many places. Brodie might start doing them travel vlogs atp

🪷 He has lots of Social Media’s. Tiktok, Tenten, insta, snap, Discord??🤨 , Be real ect. His tiktok is just goofy ahh videos while his insta is usually pics of his vacations. Like you know them influencers who have them nice ahh pics? He has that, but he just aint a influencer

🪷 Never takes notes in class. So you might wanne share em w him if you have em. In return he’ll let you munch on his snacks.

🪷 BIG supporter of Cultural day. Like he already sighed a petition and complained that every school should have one. He even offered to host them and buy stuff for it.

🪷 biggest class skipper together with Qin. He’s either off campus buying stuff, at home cause brodie didn’t wanne come or he just bailed mid way with the ‘can i use the restroom?’ Tactic. His ass almost got into trouble w the school cause of the many times he was absent.

🪷 If you have a presentation with him. Yall will score perfectly. Especially if it’s a subject he knows a lot about, brodie will carry you like how Eren carried that stone in Shiganshina (aot reference 🤨)

🪷 Deals candy in school. Like you know how some schools have the policy that their cafeteria doesn’t sell unhealthy stuff? And the stuff is overpriced asf. Yeah he broke that by buying a lot of different candies and letting ppl buy em for €1 no matter what the OG price was. He may or may not have gotten into trouble but man did not care

🪷 LOVESS LOVES LOVES school trips. He always buys snacks for em. He usually researches the place where yall is going so that he can divide the time and go see the whole place instead of just only doing the assignment.

🪷 He is friends w actually almost everyone. Almost. Except Loki. But it’s difficult. Loki HATES him. While Buddha is kinda like 😒. It got so bad that Loki had to switch classes fr. Now one may ask why? Buddha worked together Sigyn that’s why

🪷 house parties, pool parties, after school parties, just any party tbh. If he catches one he is going. And Believe me it makes it so much better. He has the music, the vibe, the photo’s everything. Man is so chill fr

🪷 lowkey good friends w Hades. Mainly because they both chose languages. They usually practice together if they have like a verbal test. They got each other’s back. And yeah Buddha’s a senior cause he skipped some grades

🪷 Ppl expected him to actually be single cause of how care free he is but they were wrong cause man was SMITTEN by Yasodharā. They were literally THE couple.

🪷 Got into a class fight with Loki. Imma leave room for yall to think how that went. Man CLEARED him. But he didn’t hit tho. He didn’t square up. He just dodged and threw chips in his face.

🪷 watched anime, reads manhwa and hd merch. But he the cool ones that keep it lowkey and dont rly act upon it

🪷 Man saved the ppl who graduated w him. He arranged that the ppl in the last year could have a week long vacation to Italy. Mainly to see art or just enjoy being free from school.

🪷 As much as he hated school. He’s the type that goes for a good time. He likes being w his friends or his glorious gf Yasodharā.

Shiva:

🧿 Laid back student that barely passes but doesn’t really mind.

🧿 member of the party club! He hosts all the dances, plays, school events, parties, gala’s. Anything to do with the sort!

🧿 Also a big fan of house parties. Good music, good vibe, lots of ppl, drinks n a good home? He’s all in.

🧿 He 100% had music, art and religion as a subject. Dancing is included with art and he gives extra lessons to the youngsters. He might even have his own dance club on campus.

🧿 He’s also a fan of p.e. He 100% has a one sided rivalry with Hercules and Ares. But if it’s Ares and Hercules against each other he’s on Hercules’ side.

🧿 He hosted a Gala for the seniors and it was so goated, he even had a department for ppl who didn’t want to dance and put on game consoles on the big ahh boards.

🧿 He and Poseidon were playing Mario Kart and SSBU against each other. Half of the ppl there spectated on how the two were so focused and at each other’s throat. But after that Shiva went back to dancing.

🧿 A lot of ppl think that he’s poly but he’d monogamous and has a girlfriend. Aka Parvati. Who was his partner to homecoming. Which he hosted ofcourse.

🧿 Skips school so much that he once had to have a conversation with the school therapist to make sure there was nothing going on at home. (There isn’t) but he played it off cause he a smooth talker and got away with it.

🧿 He’s besties w Rudra. They’re the duo that everyone knows cause they’ve been going to the same school and usually have most classes together. Even if they don’t like the subject. Like you can see Shiva in some classes they don’t have together cause he just asks the teacher it its cool and most of the time it’s cool. Most.

🧿 They the duo that they meet each other in the halls cause they both got sent out of the classroom. Or they both have detention and never do any work in it there.

🧿 you can usually spot them outside going for a run or at the gym. They also share a playlist for of they go to the gym and its very intense. Or they’re goofing around and end up doing something else.

🧿 He’s also in Hades class as a senior but they aint rly close, no bad blood but they just have their own friends. Though If they were to be paired up they’d make a very good duo.

🧿 Also a big fan of Culture day. But the best part is that Parvati is in a beautiful sari, her make up done, mehendi on her hands and feet, churias on her arms, a veil on her head. Hmm perfect.

🧿 He lowkey beefs with Loki but does it in a goofy way y’know. Like he seems very intimidating cause of his physique and height but he’s lowkey chill and doesn’t bother ppl.

🧿 is lowkey a model together with Poseidon. He posts a lot of pictures on his insta, Indian weddings (they’re the best) pics of himself or if he went somewhere. Some of them are lowkey so aestheticly pleasing.

Yuh that’s it. Might make a part 3 tho

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dollyyun · 2 days

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STAWPPPPPP WHY IS JAY IN THE TEASER MAKING ME SO WEAK??? IM IN LOVE WITH HIM WTH AND RHE WAY YOU WROTE HIM?! STOP IF HIS PART DOESNT KILL ME?!?!?! (naur but the tea tho- like not my fake ass besties leaving me like that??) 😔😔 on that note, I’m kinda interested in what wony and Yunjin deal is… like yon is surrounded by the two of them and ppl who live simply to them (partying, sleeping around, and all that stuff), and they expect yn to not do the same?? and then when she chooses to do the same things they do, it’s wrong?? like ig where they’re coming from is they don’t want their close friend to change… but they make it seem like they just dislike yn for making different choices that aren’t in line with the “good girl” image they made of her, and idk I’m curious to know that’s going on in their mind… 🤔🤔 BUT ANYWAY!! JAY RLLY SAY “fuck them all you have me” AND IF THAT AINT THE TRUTH— 🤕🤕🤕 and the “let heeseung hear?!??” GAH DAYUM!! he rlly doing his hyung dirty like that 🤕 (also I don’t smoke and don’t ever want to, but if Jay is the one giving it to me, I’ll take it—I mean what???) BUT ANYWAY!! slayed yet again with your teaser, and this was my crazy reaction (even crazier than usual bc JAY) 💟💟

JSHSJSHS I KNEW YOU WOULD FOLD SO BAD FOR HIM😭I MEAN YOU ARE JAY’S WIFE‼️ (he gotta fight me first before getting to you tho)

continue to stay curious darling🗿🏃🏻‍♀️💨

jay do be the type to say “fuck ‘em all!”😭but like bros a menace for wanting to make heeseung jealous, especially knowing that heeseung is just as possessive as him💀🙏🏻

as always, thank you so much, (jay’s)wifey🥹🫶🏻 ilysm💗

#dia darling 💗#my darling wifey💍#the devil’s knights’ prey

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lackadaisy-headcanon-supply-unit · 1 year

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Sedgwick Sable romantic hcs with a male reader? Like I ain't saying an anthro cat is fine but gah dayum... He's fine

You know there's no shame in being attracted to these kitties. We run this little joint with no judgement--if you don't ask us for NSFW, we'll be happy to fulfill most any request within our abilities.

That said:

You both met at a gentlemen’s club one night. You were in a group with other tomcats, just going for a night out. Wick seemed to have no idea why he was there and was showing no interest in the lady cats (to the bemusement of his friends)

Whether or not you agreed, I’ll let you decide for yourself. Either way, you both wind up leaving together either to clear your heads or just head home for the night.

Yeah you didn’t head home. You went for a walk, instead. With no cloud of cigarette or cigar smoke to staunch your sense of smell and hurt your eyes, it was a lot easier to see things.

Such as how well Wick’s eyes reflected the moonlight. Ho boy.

Idle talk becomes more awkward as you both start feeling the effects of alcohol and maybe feel things that you shouldn’t be feeling. Wick decides to head home early, he offers to give you a ride home, you head to his car, get it home, park in the driveway and neither of you make it through the door

Turns out cars are great makeout spots. When the shift stick isn’t sticking into your gut, anyway

Things slow down for a while after that. It’s hard to tell how to interact with each other when you got far too familiar with one another less than a few days ago. Whoever makes the first move, I’ll once again let you decide; but there’s zero hesitation on the other’s part.

Wick is a mess in regards to romancing tomcats. He’s soft, he’s sweet, he doesn’t know how to flirt in a way that’s not body language (soft eyes, slow blinks, purring, arm or tail brushes)

Also if you romance him right back but harder he’ll have reason to try harder with you. Just don’t expect him to get forceful with flirting.

So many bad attempts at rock-based pickup lines. So many. S o m a n y

He’s brought you a bit of diamond that he managed to find after a blowing-holes-spree just to give to you. As a souvenir, of course. As chums. Pals. Definitely not romantic. Not because it matches your fur colour or eyes or personality or way of speaking. What? No. It’s absolutely for heterosexual reasons only (absolute nonsense)

He’ll go above and beyond to cover for you if cats start speculating on your relationship beyond romantic but in a not-fun teasing way. You’re always at his house? You’re working out a business deal. You took him to a fair? Tomcats can bring friends to fairs. He looks a bit scruffy after leaving your car? The wind mussed up his fur.

He can’t stand having to hide like this, but you’re worth it in his eyes.

He likes being petted! Scratch under his chin every so often and he’ll be purring for a good long while.

(Touch-starved Wick? Touch-starved Wick.)

#🖋 mod ille #headcanon home brew #Headcanon #Sedgewick Sable

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cyberfreaky · 10 months

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Mo’at prwtty please fuck me till i could be served as the meat in those sloppy joes they sell in stereotypical schools and make me shake till i look like im doing just dance without a wii remote make saliva pour out of my mouth like niagara falls did a slime challenge and make me whine so much i could be classified as a musical instrument scissor me like 8 year olds who suck ass at arts and crafts and please please make me moan so much i sound like a yodeler gone bad make me such a sloppy wet mess like expired paint from art class make me tremble so much you can see the motion blur make my head spin so much that its worse than a ef10 tornado hump me so hard even bob the builder cant fix my shit make me so wet that the sun takes it as a challenge grab my wrists so hard that it looks like my blood circulation wanted to commit suicide as much as i do stick your fingers in me so far that it breaks the space-time contiuum make me cry out your name so much it sounds like a stupid baby after not accepting their peas and carrots for dinner ( fuck children btw [ not in that way ] theyre just annoying ) top me so hard that the eiffel tower cant beat that shit make me cum so much elmers glue goes “gah dayum” make me sweat so much a home depot bucket cant even take it make me see so many stars that astrology bitches cant top my knowledge tie me up so much that i get out built like tim burton’s corpse bride make me so fucking wet that your fingers come out with a new layer of skin run your fingers down my thighs so much those hoes do a whole ass marathon make my eyes lose focus so much that i not only get double vision but quadruple vision fuck me so hard that i end up like kazuha’s bsf call me your good baby so much that it trains you for motherhood make me moan so hard that my vocal chords go absolutely berserk fuck me so hard that i lose my balance and its like those climb the ladder carnival games

i’m turning off anons Till Y’all learn how to act normal

#MO’AT?????#it’s 2:45am this sent me into a mental breakdown #nonnie ༉‧₊˚.#sel’s inbox ♡

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cram-cram · 1 year

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The charting in Nightbringer

Hi, hello Obey Me fandom! So, I’ve been playing Nightbringer and holy fuck, I love it! The musedash gameplay, the story, the illustratiosn on the cards, the remixes?! Ugh, so good (except Crazy About You, wtf is that monstrosity, what did they do to my boy’s song???) BUT! In everything that’s good, there’s something bad and gah DAYUM is the charting in some of the levels bad. Like, the charting on the brothers’, Diavolo’s and Solomon’s songs are great! Normal, hard and Extreme. But Simeon’s, Luke’s and Barbatos’ songs have such bad charting and sinful indulgence on hard mode too! I understand if that’s their first rythm game experience but, why did it happen to Barbatos, Luke, Simeon and Sinful Indulgence specifically when all the other beatmaps were just fine? I changed my settings from 0 to -1 (wich was what I got when I did the regulation test) and vice versa and it changed nothing.

I will not talk about the quality of the remixes since all of them are decent/good and the only one I have beef with is the Barbatos one because YOU COUDL’VE GONE FOR A POP VERSION LIKE BEEL’S SONG, WHY ROCK TO LO-FI??? BUAAAAAAAAAAA

But alas, I was wondering if the charting discomfor in these songs are just a me thing because my friends have also related not liking or it being off-beat compared to the song so like?????? Where rythm????

But yeah, that’s all, thx for coming to my ted-talk and uh yeah, heavily considering sending a message (report?? idk, english hard sometimes) about this to the devs n stuf becaue I cannot enjoy these songs due to the beatmap not being timed properly

#OBEY ME #obey me nightbringer #cram talks

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pandoraslxna · 1 year

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Luna prwtty please fuck me till i could be served as the meat in those sloppy joes they sell in stereotypical schools and make me shake till i look like im doing just dance without a wii remote make saliva pour out of my mouth like niagara falls did a slime challenge and make me whine so much i could be classified as a musical instrument scissor me like 8 year olds who suck ass at arts and crafts and please please make me moan so much i sound like a yodeler gone bad make me such a sloppy wet mess like expired paint from art class make me tremble so much you can see the motion blur make my head spin so much that its worse than a ef10 tornado hump me so hard even bob the builder cant fix my shit make me so wet that the sun takes it as a challenge grab my wrists so hard that it looks like my blood circulation wanted to commit suicide as much as i do stick your fingers in me so far that it breaks the space-time contiuum make me cry out your name so much it sounds like a stupid baby after not accepting their peas and carrots for dinner ( fuck children btw [ not in that way ] theyre just annoying ) top me so hard that the eiffel tower cant beat that shit make me cum so much elmers glue goes “gah dayum” make me sweat so much a home depot bucket cant even take it make me see so many stars that astrology bitches cant top my knowledge tie me up so much that i get out built like tim burton’s corpse bride make me so fucking wet that your fingers come out with a new layer of skin run your fingers down my thighs so much those hoes do a whole ass marathon make my eyes lose focus so much that i not only get double vision but quadruple vision fuck me so hard that i end up like kazuha’s bsf call me your good baby so much that it trains you for motherhood make me moan so hard that my vocal chords go absolutely berserk fuck me so hard that i lose my balance and its like those climb the ladder carnival games

I am

I am very h word right now ngl

#DMs are wide open and so are my legs #hmu RIGHT NOWWW #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ asks 💌

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i-willstealyourtoes · 1 year

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Ok uhh I saw payday 2 and lost it so uhh idk maybe how either Dallas or Houston would react to their S/O singing some random oldvsounding song, cuz I just listened to the flame of love and until I found you on loop for a couple hours-

Dallas + Houston with singing S/O

Dallas:

- I imagine Dallas was probably just in his office, when he heard an old song play on the radio

- He probably prefers older songs to the newest stuff, so he liked it

- He didn't expect to hear your voice too

- He peaked his head over the door way to see you in the kitchen, singing along with the song

- If he didn't love you already, HE DEFO DOES NOW

- Man's was ENCHANTED

- The way you hit every note??? GAH DAYUM MAN'S WAS DOWN BAD FOR YOU-

- 'Damn, my s/o is literally an angel-'

- If he knows the song, he'll walk over and chime in, if not he'll just walk in humming or clapping

- 'Hey, why don't you sing more often? You sound really good..!'

- If you're embarrassed about it he'll find it super cute fr

- 'I mean it, you could've been a singer you know. If you weren't a criminal.'

- He's usually proud of you, but now he's like, super proud

- Definitely boasts about it

- 'Yeah well, all of you can fuck off, because my s/o is the best. They can sing! Go on babe, sing-'

- If you're too shy he just laughs and apologizes

- 'Ah, I'm sorry. It's just-I'm proud of you and your voice!'

- I kid you not, you could get away with ALOT if you just sing your apology or something

- 'Babe, you know you make me weak when you sing'

- Use ur voice my guy I promise it'll work trust

Houston

- Okay so Houston probably turned on the radio as he was fixing the van and was about to switch it to a different channel bc he probably doesn't like super old music

- When he heard your voice he didn't

- He peaked over the van to see you singing along

- Like his brother, it was like he fell in love again

- I kid you not, as soon as you looked at him he immediately ducked bc he was RED

- 'Babe are you okay-'

- 'Uh- Y-yeah! Just.... fixing something.....!'

- He said 🍅 today ong

- When you walked to look at him, his face was still a little pink

- 'What? Your voice is really great babe. I... I like it.'

- A little too shy to ever ask you to sing bc he's babygirl

- Will boast about it tho like Dallas

- 'Did you know (Y/n) can sing? Yeah, they're cooler than you.'

- May or may not play songs you know on purpose to get you to sing

- 'Houston, when did you like this song?'

- 'I-I just do now, okay??'

- Overall, babygirl

#payday 2 houston #payday 2 #payday the heist #payday #payday 2 x reader #payday 2 dallas

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