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skizabaa · 10 months
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I'm crying. I'm glad you made the Furby fren. ;w;
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Of course!! They are the best of friends <3
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gummy-axolotl · 17 days
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Momma said not to put stickers on my laptop
Well... Hehehehehe I'm not under her roof no more
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STICKER TIME LETS GO
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furbocious · 10 months
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Finally got around to painting my 3DS case, took all day but I love it
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stuff-i-like666 · 1 year
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Veevil I am Veevil
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evilweasel-cosplay · 2 years
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Before you ask yes Bread is the accomplice
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unopenablebox · 1 year
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taking a selfish 2 hour break from my mediator job (“being related to these people”) to write fanfiction
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furbee8467 · 1 year
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Day 15: big fun! I just wanted to draw a peepy haha i have been obsessed with them within this week
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stinkylittleboiii · 1 year
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More Furby edits for my redbubble
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All of them plus more can be found here
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cowhomo · 1 year
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Rachet my beloved daughter ❤️
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romeotheraptor · 1 year
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Moving day!
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Get boxed, nerds!
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caesarsaladinn · 2 years
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call me prejudiced but I don't think pomeranians count as dogs. that's a furby or something.
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bunnyai · 6 months
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IF I GET FLASHBANGED BY COOCHIE AGAIN WHILE ON THE FURBY TAG I'M COMMITING CRIMES
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Sir Pentious headcanons because I am cringe but I am free
fair warning this is gonna be long because the autism is peak RN and i am increasingly sleep deprived, ENJOY!!!
He is half indian half british
Was white passing and his face was covered in moles and birthmarks 
He was an orphan boy who worked in a textile mill as a kid
He got out of the textile life when a mechanic was looking for a new apprentice. Sir Pentious wasn't the first choice but runner up, and willing to do anything, he shoved the kid that was gonna be chosen into a machine that ripped their hands off. The kid being unable to work anymore, Sir Pentious was chosen.
As a teenager he was drafted into the army, he was never unable to climb ranks 
He died from lead poisoning (that’s why he is a poisonous snake, get it? Poisonous? Lead poisoning? I’ll see myself out) 
Sir pentious wasn't a sir in life, he only got that title in hell
All his shirts are button ups because he cant fit anything over his frill 
The egg bois are basically furbys 
All the egg bois do have names, given to them when they were first invented, but they never get called by their names. They barely remember because they have the memory of a worm 
Sir Pentious makes food hate crimes, not on purpose but still
The first time Alastor made jambalaya Sir Pentious started crying because the air was too spicy for him
Yes he has the worst pallet in the world (i mean ofc he’s british/j) 
This dude will be happy just eating bread from the bag for dinner
He was never married in life 
I know the son was a throw away line, but like what if? He had one? Out of wedlock?
MF is so old fashioned about romance 
He has autism because i said so
User vobomon has the theory that Sir Pentious has Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, i agree
When he sheds (it’s biannually) he hides for like a few weeks until everything grows back (the scales on the ends of his frill are the first to fall out and take the longest to grow in) 
He’s not inept at slang but he knowledge dose stop at 2007
Angel tried to pull an updog with Pentious but it failed and Angel was about ready to strangle the man on site 
(played out like:
Angel: he pen, smells like up dog in here no?
Pentious: smells like what?
Angel: up dog.
Pentious: what is this, up dog you speak of?
Angel: you know, up dog.
Pentious: no, i do not know what this up dog is, what is it?
*it carried out for like five minutes of this back and forth*)
He watches people sleep because he saw to many of his friends die in his former life (living on the streets and all) so he keeps a close eye on his new friends out of habit 
He and Niffty are banned from the coffee pot 
His egg bois were trained on lucky charms 
Charlie is is best friend in the whole wide world (they even have friendship bracelets to seal the deal)
Nifty used to leave the mice she caught in front of Pentious’s door for hime, they were asked to stop and now treat it like a drug deal 
Was really good at holding down his alcohol, gotten soft over the years
Both his fangs are sweet fangs
Once ate an entire container of sprinkles in front of the others
Man can and will choke on water 
He’s got the immune system of a victorian child (ie gets sick like once every other week)
He paints his claws 
Skills he learned living in hell: sewing, baking, computer science, rocket science, speaking indian and french, anthropology degree, book binding, toxicology 
Parrots slang he hears even if he doesn't know what it is 
(ie: Vaggie: I am about to kill Angel if he doesnt shut up.
Pentious: oh! Is this your villain era?) 
Stims by flapping his hands and frill 
He need chewelry or he will gnaw on his hands 
His hat is not alive, it acts like necomimi
Is immune to exhaust fumes at this point
Discovered hyperpop and scares Angel Dust when he tries to get the radio to play songs he actually knows and likes 
In his early years of having the egg bois he would eat eggs in front of them to scare them when he was upset at them, they never caught on because, well they are the egg bois 
Is a cat person
Runs a youtube channel where he swings between building tutorials and gossip commentary he’s got five followers and four of them are the egg bois and each video will rake up about 20 views 
He and emily are best friends (also with friendship bracelets) and they are like sugared up three year olds together 
They warrior cats roleplay together because let me have this
He goes around saying he kins victor frankenstein 
Ate a plastic bag once 
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stuff-i-like666 · 11 months
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Wowzeeem
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gallusrostromegalus · 2 years
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i woke up today and was assailed by a question that just wouldn't get out of my head, which might have even been answered before: are house hippos a thing in TPOFATGIF?
They are! Like Furbies, they're the result of attempts to use magic to create highly marketable pets, and like every single fucking time some idiot with a wand and a marketing degree tries this, they promptly escaped and became an ecological menace.
Fortunately, House Hippos cannot tolerate Canada's harsh winters, and the species is confined almost entirely to the (admittedly, extensive) Toronto Underground. Despite their diminutive size, the house hippo's aggressive and territorial nature has virtually eliminated their primary competition, invasive brown and roof rats, meaning that Toronto and Calgary alike are entirely rat-free.
The creation of artificial species without the highly supervised conditions of an internationally-managed laboratory is extremely illegal worldwide, with hefty fines and jail time for Negligent Species Creation, and Malicious Species Creation is an actual War Crime (See Also: Laws regarding Dungeon Creation). The law has never been a serious impediment to stupidity or hubris though, and about every other year some twit tries to make bespoke pets again. Results include the highly invasive and adaptable Furby, and it's terrifying cousin, the "Long Furby", the House Hippo, the 1983 "Thy Diminutive Equine" massacre, and England's worst cryptid, the brightly colored Ursine Psychic Vampires that roam central England after Huddersfield attempted to re-brand their old castle as "Care-A-Lot".
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going-to-superhell · 2 years
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My favourite things:
Moss
Frogs
Mushrooms
Deer
Birbs
Shinies
Rocks
Video games
Witchcraft
Nature
Forests and creeks
Memes
Cryptids
Fire
Spooky season
War crimes and sexy times
Arson
Chaos
Long furby
DnD
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