Snow on Saturday and short sleeves and sunburn on Monday 😂😩 No wonder I'm so tired tonight my chest, nose, and arms are a little red

It's gonna be 9 degrees tomorrow and we STILL WONT GET SNOW

Wtf man. If it's gonna be that cold at least gimme something pretty to look out of my window at damn.

Im watching "Game Changer" On Dropout TV and I completely forgot that Grant is also from Ohio until he just started talking about the unicycle wire at goddamned Cosi. Ive done that shit so many times.

so there was this one year where I was obsessed w/ a DnD rp server-  And this is my dumbass Brody or Mitch as she’s preferred to be called. Lets just say High School was fucked up- did you high school have a labyrinth underneath, multiple cult dealings and murderous teachers? Let alone the trauma every player gave these kids before year one even began. 

my band teacher is trolling me

context: i hate ohio. he knows this. he also doesn’t particularly like ohio, but he does like playing his ‘ohio’ playlist in the band room because of this

I WILL have Jeffery Bezos' head on a stick if my Amazon order is shipped to the wrong place AGAIN.

Just went to a sweet corn festival, expected it to be kinda small and such but no there's more than 1,000 people here with an almost mile long line for sweet corn what. why? why are the people here so excited for corn what the fuck

I've been having a great few days. I just wish I didn't have to go away for two weeks. I'm excited to see my family for sure, but also I really like the vibe gio and I have at home and the way everything has been...

oh well at least we won't be gone too long and the time usually flies anyway

Ohio republicans trying to hold an election they hoped would go unnoticed in order to deny Ohioans simple majority rule (changing it from 50% to 60% majority), only for it to be one of the highest voter turnouts for an August election ever in the state AND the votes against them being 60%+ anyway? Lol. Lmao even.

I'm gonna be a little bitch for a second GOD it's so so so fucking exhausting being a non USAmerican online. Like. Jesus fucking christ the levels of defaultism are just,,,, god. The 'default' audience for every post is Americans. American pop culture is universal obviously, and god forbid you bring up a show from your own country because no ones ever watched that! The millions of kids in your country don't count clearly. When American places are mentioned it's always Town, State, Country, but when anywhere else is mentioned you're lucky to get State, Country, or the closest major city if you're really lucky. Fahrenheit and MM/DD/YY and American spellings dominate even though they're the only country that uses them. People constantly talk about how x and y 'breaks the law'. They mean American laws, because those are obviously universal. American news and American politics are everywhere. You *have* to care about this. If you don't, you're a monster. The only time my country makes it is when we're literally burning to the ground, and even then they don't even touch the political side of things. Even international incidents somehow get brought back to America - call your representative (I dont have one). Go to these protests (they're on the other side of the world). Sign this petition (it's for US residents only). Im going to go insane.

i find it so funny that mfs will say “nO oNe LisTenS tO tWenTy oNe piLotS aNymOre1!1!1” and then tøp goes to sell out whole ass arenas within MINUTES OF PRESALE.

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Newcomerstown, Ohio.

Built 1874.

4 bed, 3 bath.

$445,9000

Going to cautiously posit that if they're moving toward calling Kentucky for Beshear (incumbent Democratic governor) in a blindingly red state Trump won by 30 points, in an off-year election, about 30 minutes after polls close statewide, that is a Good Sign.