#fucking lol
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"so we say ACAB because even 'nice cops' are complicit in the crimes of the worst of them"
"right, okay"
"and not only that but perpetrate DV at much higher rates than the general public. so statistically speaking, a plurality of people's cool cop uncles go home to beat their wives"
"right yes"
"for much the same reasons, ie choosing to participate in violent imperialism, soldiers--"
"--ARE VICTIMS OF PREDATORY RECRUITING YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT THEM MY UNCLE HAS PTSD FROM KILLING ORPHANS IN AFGHANISTSN :(("
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The Ultramarines are currently arguing over whether to wear their helmets or not. The arguments boil down to:
We just got attacked by a battlesuit that was invisible to electronic sensors but not to the naked eye, so we should leave our helmets off in case another battlesuit just like it attacks us.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE BLESSED WISDOM OF OUR LORD AND GENESIRE ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN WHO SAID WE SHOULD WEAR OUR HELMETS IN BATTLE!
Literally no one has contemplated what I like to call Option C:
Most of us should wear our helmets, both for safety reasons and for the built-in sensors. However, several men on the perimeter should keep their helms off, in case we're attacked by more enemies that are invisible to sensors.
Pretty sure I can hear Guilliman rolling in his grave chair from here.
#warhammer 40k#ultramarines#cato sicarius#jorus numitor#doricus thaeos antelion#codex astartes#fucking lol#you just know that guilliman said at some point#“hey you should keep your helmets on in battle”#y'know because that's usually the smart thing to do#and then his sons took that and made it religious writ#never to be questioned#only to be obeyed#god codex arguments are always hilarious
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i was gonna make a joke about "putting the loser in loser point" if we lost but I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT CUZ WE LOST THE LOSER POINT.
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I’ll probably go to jail for this but that’s okay I think
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i might have just doxed myself for a second but dont worry about it
double edit: i did not. and i am infact, a god at computers. so that will never happen in the future. ever.
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I reblogged the tumblr ads post from you and now on my blog it says it may contain adult content so they've hidden it from view 💀
i cant stop laughing
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A very normal Twitter user
#this was followed by them accusing me of ableism#then when I said I have autism as well they blocked me#fucking lol#walt disney#tara strong#twilight sparkle#genocide#twitter#wtf are these tags#randobambo
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I’ll take “Horseshoe Theory Isn’t Real” for 100, John.
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so like where's all the fic about Horus siring and/or birthing scads of primarch babies
abnett has issued a call and we must answer guys!!!
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I've been playing an unhealthy amount of lies of p recently, and I think my favourite part about it is the very end cutscene. (SPOILERS)
like wdym fucking Dorothy from wizard of oz. Are we gonna fight the wicked witch of the west???
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I say this as a man who was once dumped for being too excited about a new Beyonce album.
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"Why is this darkie so mad at me for nigh-on denying the slow march toward outright slavery denial in US schools? How can someone be so exhausting to talk to?" take a guess bitch!!!
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