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vilkalizer · 6 hours
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i liked the part with the octopus.
Diving with an octopus! 😅🐙
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vilkalizer · 1 day
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QDS Arginana and QDS Heatserph
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vilkalizer · 1 day
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Today's aesthetic is cassette futurism
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vilkalizer · 2 days
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brb gonna go play somniac the porcupine 3 & chuckles
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Be patient with him, Eliwood... he's not used to being so high up on a tier list.
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vilkalizer · 2 days
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At first i was like "who decided to let Medeus cook" but on second thought maybe he should cook more often? I don't think i've ever got the cooking feathers that quickly before, everything he made was just a solid 5* rating
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except for the meatballs. Motherfucker messed these up twice at a 90% success rate. (but well, that is just #fireemblem)
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vilkalizer · 5 days
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lol
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If you ever needed proof that the new hate crimes laws are a good thing lmao
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vilkalizer · 6 days
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#how dare you forget about Micaiah
i don't see what one of the side characters in Fire Emblem: Ike's Game II has to do with this ask?
for the next fe game, I kinda want a non conventional lord, like a bow knight or a magic lord, and NOT an avatar character that can do magic, that doesn’t count, I want a real lord that has a fleshed out personality and uses dark magic or smth. I know they did this with celica but another magic lord would just be so cool.
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vilkalizer · 8 days
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This is the only addition to this post that i respect
i think it’s really amazing how total strangers who have nothing in common but their shared love of a work of fiction will come together across distances and dedicate their time and energy working collaboratively to build an extensive, richly detailed fanon that completely fucking sucks
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vilkalizer · 8 days
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This is Emonzaemon Soda. His facemask clearly says 'Not a Ninja', so, I don't know why I'm submitting him, he's not a Ninja.
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His ultimate attack is pulling out two guns to shoot you while you talk about how cool your ultimate attack is.
Well since he is clearly not a ninja he is disqualified and cannot be given a score!!! I rate him probably actually a cowboy/10. Cool ultimate though.
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vilkalizer · 9 days
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ok i feel like the answer is obvious, but i gotta: Yuffie Kisaragi Finalfantasy7
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Possibly the loudest and most conspicuous ninja ever and an absolute little shit who's been making GamersTM buttmad since 1997, what else can i give her but a full 7/7
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vilkalizer · 9 days
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Ninja robots? I’d like to put my boy in the ring: Warframe Grendel!
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Not the most traditional ninja look but i don't care i love him 10/10 he's perfect
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vilkalizer · 9 days
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Honestly compared to the previous robot ninja his design is more in the vicinity of ninja but then again he is still a robot ninja so 7/10 robots are cool
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vilkalizer · 9 days
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Sasuke Sarutobi from Sengoku Basara?
7/10 the camo pattern and three-bladed shuriken (?) are unconventional but i have to give him points for that hair it is very powerful
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vilkalizer · 9 days
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What about some teenagers who happen to be mutants and turtles that are ninjas?
sounds fake but i rate them 4 pizzas with pickles, liquorice and whipped cream out of cowabummer
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vilkalizer · 9 days
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we're rating ninjas and we haven't yet rated the man, the myth, the legend?
That's because no one had sent him in yet!!! But yeah that's a solid 9/10 just minus one point for no sleeves on the ninja pyjamas (but also i acknowledge that if my arms looked like that i would probably not wear sleeves either).
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vilkalizer · 9 days
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Kimberly, Street Fighter 6
7/10 she looks rad as hell but i'm docking points for reminding me of that cheap asshole Guy!!
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vilkalizer · 9 days
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Medieval scribes writing things like “fuck the abbot” (their boss) and “I am so hung over I feel dead” and “that goddamn cat got in here and pissed on the manuscript” and drawing penis monsters and purposefully unflattering portraits of public figures and animals in the marginalia is funny, yes. But more than that it is so deeply quintessentially human. It reminds you that they were largely just frustrated young adults who did an extremely repetitive and tedious job 6 days a week during daylight hours in poor conditions and felt the same malaise young adults feel now.
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