when you render the egg thusly

would anyone around here 30+ and working and/or owning a home be willing to sit through a zoom meeting with an undergrad who gets paid like $22 for talking about cutlery. you don't have to buy anything the $22 is for not selling anything. i'm kinda desperate for work but also will not be taking this job if it's not feasible (unpaid 2 days of training nonsense be fr)

This looks like what you get when you cross the makers of Girls Gone Wild with a literary expose writer.

it took me harping on about what a good omens intro sequence edm remix would be like to realize it's a fucking waltz

they're dancing

For some reason I imagine Mahito being on one hand confused but also amused by old info commercials :'3

@swordduels

"Snuggie time!" Proceeds to wrap around someone and CRUSH THEM.

Old infomercials would confuse him until he understood the product, then he'd begin mimicking how they speak whenever he has to talk/explain something.

Nobody likes it. Nobody wants it. Mahito's television privileges are revoked, he can only watch when supervised.

it is so hard being hyperfixated on an adult swim experimental anthology show whose primary audience is people taking psychedelics. im really glad u had a cool experience watching this while tripping on acid but i want to rank episodes. i want to make lists.

Not me watching a video about the disaster that is Chinese building codes and infrastructure to decompress from the fuckery of the past week.

Learning via osmosis cheers me up.

Save my chinese infrastructure doc save me 🙏

I gotta finish the skin game thinggy at some point. I've tot loads of sketches lined up too for them so if it comes tk it i will just post them all at once

my love for weird al is just like jerma’s love for cathy mitchell

Ah my poor decision making skills are rearing their ugly head. Guess who just bought cult of the lamb: cultist edition the day before finals week

Me: [approaches computer for work] I'm a God a hero I'm your worst fucking nightmare I'm a hacker I'm using programs you don't even know abt 😌✨️🌸💎

Also me: [approaches pc for play] ah yes, and, which of these buttons is for the "kill" function? 👁👄👁

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ok maybe it's because I was experiencing mid work shift delirium or something but I work in a sports bar and one of the TV's was playing an infomercial for some showerhead called the aquacare or something where you could like. idk use it to clean you and ur shower or something?? idk that doesn't matter all that matters is that I was watching it out of the corner of my eye and was too far away to get sound. there was a shot where it was someone washing someone else's hair and the cut to the next shot had a transition where it was like. a splash of water. and it looked so much like an explosion you'd see in a ytp and my mind immediately filled in a stock explosion sound effect when it happened

i think being put into a bag and then being vacuum-sealed by the PowerXL Duo Nutrisealer could make me better

i can't sleep why did tommy tallarico lie about being on mtv cribs how was that meant to be a bragging point. of all the things to lie about