if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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it's not like she doesn't
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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my official statement on this and every matter is that we all must hang out and tell our friends we love them more frequently聽
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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