Ok picture this reader climbing up onto Belos’ head like a raccoon
She has the strength and muscle to climb his height (I like to think that the reader is considerably short like 5’4 max) and Belos is able to sustain their weight on his head because he’s literally seven and a half feet tall WITHOUT his Emperor gear on with it on he is NINE FEET TALL so y/n is just like picking up a feather to him
CONSIDERABLY SHORT AT 5'4 MAX. ANON I AM HITTING YOU WITH A STICK. ANON. ANON HOW TALL ARE YOU. I'M 5'2 ((and a half)) AND NORMAL ABOUT IT (clearly) SO IF 5'4 IS THE CUT-OFF FOR "considerably short" WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME. ANON. COME OVER HERE ANON I JUST WANT TO TALK.
jfsdjkf sorry this isn't exactly what you asked for, but it's the first thing that came to mind that made me laugh! I hope you like it! 🖤🖤🖤 ((Quick set-dressing, I'm pretending that there's a big 'Coven Day Fun Day' before the parade, like a cross between a field day and a carnival, where all of the coven heads come, and they invite the brightest from their covens and their families, and some members of the public, so it's a whole big thing, and that's where the reader and Belos are.))
"Alright, so-" You put your hands on your waist, sizing up the tree and the black balloon tangled in its branches. "You can't reach it, and, I mean, I could-" Belos snorts. "Look, I'm sorry that you feel like you need to see my telescoping bones to believe that I have them, when it's super common knowledge that all humans just have telescoping bones." You glance at him, askance, and then add, with the utmost pity, "That's sad for you."
"I just find it interesting that this 'common knowledge' only came up last week," he replies, doing some consideration of both the tree and the balloon himself. "While you were losing at Witch Scrabble."
"Fuckin'- I have a pancreas." You bobble your head at him. "We've never talked about my pancreas, but I for sure have that. Do you doubt my-" you motion generally at the entirely wrong spot for a pancreas to be in you body. "-pancreasity since I didn't introduce myself like," you hold your hand out to him for a handshake, with overwrought enthusiasm, "Hi! My name is-" Suddenly, a loud bird cries out overhead, drowning you out for a split second, "-and I have telescoping bones and a pancreas!" You let your hand drop, shrugging sarcastically. "I'm sorry that I don't perform bones on command."
"That's not where the pancreas is."
"Oh, so you believe that I have a pancreas, and not telescoping bones? Sight unseen?" you shoot back.
"I know you have a pancreas," he starts, haughty, "because I have a pancreas, and humans and witches have the organ in a similar place." You splutter.
"Fuckin'- Okay, Diogenes, if you use yourself as a ruler to measure against every experience, does that make every plucked chicken a man? Just because you're seven and a half fucking feet tall, does that make me small? No! Because you're a big, big, man." The cadence of the last words makes him think you're referencing something, but it's beyond him.
"Plato." He slips it into your brief pause for breath.
"What?" This stops you in your tracks.
"Plato defined a man as a featherless biped. You would be Diogenes, if I'm following your argument."
"Why," you ask, cocking a hip, "do you know that?"
"Actually," he adds, in a bid to redirect your attention, "I would call you considerably short."
"I would call you a bigot, and divorced." A sensation of warmth settles over him. This is one of his favorite of your rhetorical devices, letting him know that you were married only when you playfully divorce him. Belos shifts his weight towards you, crowding further into his already intimate occupation of your space.
"We're not married," he says, softly. A strand of hair has worked itself loose in the wind, and he tucks it behind your ear, tracing the hollow of it with his fingertips.
"That makes it even easier to file the paperwork," you reply, just as gentle. As he pulls his hand back, you catch it to steal a quick kiss from his knuckles, looking straight into his eyes beyond the mask, before you let it fall into place at his side. His heart gives a hard thump.
"It just seems like," he says, trying to wrestle the conversation into his control, "it would be easier to use your. 'Telescoping bones'," his tone lends a dubious drip to the words, "instead of...," he gestures with a put-upon vagueness, "let's say, for example, sitting on the floor of the kitchen-"
"Stop," you cut in, with an affected flatness, already seeing what he's getting at.
"-crying." He pauses just long enough for it to poke at you, without you being able to talk over him. "Because you couldn't reach the top cabinet."
"I wasn't- I didn't cry, I just teared up a little bit-" He tilts his head.
"I distinctly remember tears."
"I was! Sweaty! From navigating your freakish counters-"
"Which would've been much easier to do with telescoping arms."
"Show me your pancreas." It takes Belos a split second to switch gears, and you pounce. "Show me. Pull it out. Show me your pancreas."
"My... pancreas? My pancreas that is inside of me?"
"You process sugar? You consume glucose? Lemme see it."
"What do you think a pancreas does?"
"You can't gaslight me about the pancreas - it's my best friend, and it has a tail."
"I thought that I was your best friend."
"Not right now!"
The breeze picks up, and your balloon shivers dangerously against the branches, the string slipping just a little looser. You gasp.
"No! My balloon!" Turning to him with a disproportionate determination than the situation warrants, you continue, "Look. We have something at stake here bigger than the telescoping bones that all humans have, and the fact that you're wrong to doubt me when I say that I have telescoping bones." Belos kisses his teeth. "We gotta get up there. And I think, with our powers combined-" You shake yourself. "Wait- You're fucking magic!"
"No, please," there is a wild glee in his voice, as he makes some assumptions, "I want to see where this is going."
"No! Do some magic, magic man. Why have we been standing here-"
"You've been very insistent about your pancreas, and I didn't want to interrupt. Only polite."
"Sh- stop. Balloon." You point at it. He looks to you, down the line of your arm, to the balloon, where it is nervously knocking against a particularly menacing branch, and then back to you.
"I'm terribly sorry, but, unfortunately, I don't perform on command."
"That's bullshit. If you're not gonna get it, I'm just going to use you as a step ladder," you threaten.
"That would make this years 'Coven Day Fun Day' very interesting, now wouldn't it?"
You glance over to the side, where there are several poorly concealed photographers, and one that is using an illusion to make it look like they're poorly concealed; Belos can see straight through it, and startles them by looking at them directly.
"Helluva photo-op," you say, doubtful. Oh. Oh, that would be good, wouldn't it? Well, maybe not you climbing him like a racoon - he shivers. Creepy little hands - but... Belos can see it in his minds eye. A glimpse of your romance, the imposing Emperor gallantly lifting his Lady, all for something so simple and frivolous? Tender, sweet, just a little silly and sentimental. Yes. Yes, he likes that.
And he really needs something other than the catastrophic failure of the 'Scary-Go-Round' that he's been trying to ensure that you don't notice to dominate the evening news.
You're standing more-or-less directly under the balloon, and Belos comes around to stand in front of you, casting a quick spell to muffle the click of the shutters, so that you won't get distracted when the cameras start flashing. You look up at him, head tilted.
"Hold on," he says, dipping down to grab your waist.
"To wh-huh?!" Belos picks you up easily, quickly switching his hold from your waist to brace his forearms under your bottom, supporting your weight, and letting you get your balance with your hands on his shoulders. "I'm not cleared for this airspace!" you squeak.
"I've got you," he soothes.
"Oh, wow," you say, adjusting remarkably quickly. You use one hand to shade your eyes as you twist slightly against him, getting a good view of the fairground a little ways away. "You can see so many things up here! Damn." You look to him again, giving him a big, beautiful smile. "Hi!"
"Hello," he returns, his own soft grin clear in his voice.
"This is neat. I normally only ever see you like this when we're horizontal," you remark.
"Are you going to get your balloon?" he gently reminds you.
"Oh! Right, yeah-" You reach above, easily catching the string. He tips his head back, watching as you carefully tie one end into a loop, making a quick slip knot, and secure it to your wrist. Then, you return your hand to his shoulder. "Our powers combined!" you exclaim, oh-so-pleased. You get so excited over the littlest things. It's wildly endearing.
Belos carefully starts to lower you as you each watch the other. Your eyes dip down to where his mouth is covered by the mask, and he pauses your descent when your faces are level on instinct. With a quiet laugh, you lean forward to kiss him. His lips tingle where they go untouched, and there are gasps from the photographers that make it past his spell. There's a soft noise as you break the kiss, and into a self-conscious smile as he lets you get your feet.
"C'mon," you say, taking him by the hand, "we're late for the Coven Head Bean-Bag race. My money's on Lilith."
"I don't know, I've heard that Adrian's been practicing," he replies, allowing himself to be lead.
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I just bought a new hood and I was wondering if y’all had any name suggestions since I have a hard time naming my hoods
First of all Lycanz is a dope fuckin name and you can just reuse that, it is absolutely okay for your pup name and your fursona name and your legal government identity name to all be the same, our drummer did it so you can too
But if you do need a new name, here are some options:
Marcos (after Subcomandante Marcos, the spokesperson and not-leader of the revolutionary Zapatistas who inspired Rage Against The Machine to write "People of the Sun")
Loukanikos (the famous Greek riot dog who borked at cops, memorialized on our ACAB For Cutie album art)
Diogenes (another famous Greek dog, except he was actually a philosopher, the founder of Cynicism, which comes from the Greek word for dog and is basically living your life like fuck this shit imma be a dog, therefore Diogenes was the very first known human into pup play)
Apollo (there's like a thousand pups named Apollo so while we're on a Greek name kick you could just say fuck it and be the puppy equivalent of John Smith)
Widget (why not, widget is a fun word, it would make a cute name)
Molotov (lmao just literally be Pup Molotov and give zero fucks)
Master (only take this name if you're a huge sub, it would be hilarious)
Schmeckel (Yiddish for dick)
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Brick Club 3.8.20
Gang’s all here and Claquesous has the Kingdom Hearts keyblade somehow.
The Patron-Minette enter the scene and oh, damn, it’s literally a giant key! That’s wild and very cool.
“Marius felt proud of this unknown man.” Me too, Marius, me too. Unfortunately, Marius’s dreaming nature has never been such a present danger as it is now. When Marius learns the truth, he catches up to us, the readers, in terms of narrative tension, but we are immediately plunged into a new source of tension, this time together. To fire or not to fire?
This is what happens when you have no opinions, only sympathies. “What a bitter mockery of Fate!” We give power to ideas with no critical foundation, we make excuses when things don’t happen as we expected. Marius, faced with evidence of his own eyes, still hesitates. He’s still dreaming of his father. Is he supposed to “be wanting to his most imperious memories, to so many deep resolutions, to his most sacred duty, to that most venerated paper! be wanting to his father’s will, or suffer a crime to be accomplished?” WWLAD, What Would Les Amis Do?
Leblanc/Valjean drops the line of the century. “Pardon me, monsieur, I see that you are a bandit.”
Thenardier responds, fairly in any other context. “Eat the rich!” (I paraphrase, slightly). Honestly, when will I get a good adaptation of this scene? I want to see Valjean try to defenestrate himself in glorious technicolor! I want a Gorbeau brawl!
I found myself thinking about the one chapter with the tale of a sailor gone overboard and his helplessness in the face of the unfeeling sea. And how much Valjean isn’t that man anymore. This is a really interesting chapter because we kind of see what Valjean has been up to in all this time, both externally and internally, and the choices he’s made or resolved to make. He’s been prepared for any outcome for years now, hell how long has he been carrying around a sneaky coin saw just in case, and there’s no hesitation when it comes time to take action.
Marius on the other hand…this could have been a really good time to force him into actually making a decision instead of living perpetually in this dreamer’s limbo. For all he wants to be about the philosophy of humanity and that vague bullshit, this is the point at which he needs to take tangible action there isn’t a way for him to remain neutral. Instead, Hugo gives him a way to weasel out and it’s a clever third option but I’m still disappointed that Marius’s noncommittal crap gets continually validated.
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