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Laois:
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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You would be surprised at how much easier and less frustrating life becomes once you start saying "They probably have a reason for doing that."
Why is this guy driving so slow?! There's probably a reason for that.
That reason is not malice. It's not incompetence. It's not for you to know. It's nothing you can control. It won't be helped by driving aggressively around them.
Be patient. Be kind. Be adaptive. Especially when you're piloting The Metal Box That Can Easily Kill Everything Within 30 Feet
driving is so freaking fun guys dont you just love being in a big metal thing that can completely crush you if someone feels like doing stupid things on the road
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i'm funny sometimes
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danielledelayed · 2 days
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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
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lesbian visibility
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My take on Farcille <3
(experimenting with my style too)
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Advice from 4500 years ago.
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This panel makes me laugh out loud every time I see it in my camera roll
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danielledelayed · 3 days
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i don’t remember typing this last night
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two sheep. standing still
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danielledelayed · 4 days
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Everybody do the wenis We're honoring the cock Pulp is all that there is The juice is out of stock
Dropout has been dropping some bangers recently so I was inspired
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danielledelayed · 6 days
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One persons body horror is another persons body horny.
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danielledelayed · 6 days
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Just remembered there are people who haven't played bloodborne. That's so chilling to me
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danielledelayed · 7 days
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The fact that the background is from Kingdom Hearts is sending me. I love people
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today’s cat person of the day is: slutty mcslut from gal’s frontier
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danielledelayed · 10 days
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I had a 6 hour long conversation with my mom after playing Umurangi Generation the other day and I still have so many thoughts rolling around in my head. What a perfect game.
I legit might try writing an essay about the level on the train. Outside of the DLC, it’s the only stage where there is constant movement but it’s entirely external. The landscape changes as the vehicle you’re in moves along it’s track, going through a pitch black tunnel with the light at the end of the tunnel opening out into an ocean of debris, a discomfort.
What is that, littering the water? Leftover construction materials from abandoned infrastructure? Is it refuse thrown into the sea and forgotten? Are these parts from a destroyed mecha?
You’re tasked with photographing birds that sit like pinpricks on a distant scaffold, barely noticeable in contrast to the endless waters and massive detritus. You know how big they are; you’ve been able to simply walk up to them before. But they’re nothing, now, here.
Maybe the darkness of the tunnel is better.
Maybe the visual silence is better than the disquiet that sight has bestowed upon you.
Maybe it’s better to close your eyes. Ignore it.
But you can’t.
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