so i think i've alluded to this in tags and such but! here's an official headcanon: lucy absolutely LOVES mbmbam, and the mcelroy brothers in general. it's one of the rare things primarily made by white cishet men that she actually really likes and consumes. monster factory never fails to cheer her up and make her laugh if she's in a bad mood, and it's one of her comfort media. she has probably dressed up as the final pam.

it's also one of her private dreams to meet the boys one day. she doesn't ever get very starstruck, and she doesn't idolize them or anything, but she really does aspire to be as positive and uplifting an influence as them. (justin’s twitter bio about increasing the stock of harmless cheerfulness in the world is an inspiration to her, tbh.)

BODY.

Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Muscular thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Muscular arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Sixpack. Beer belly.  Lean frame. Slender frame. Muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame (5 ft 4 or shorter). Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Thick ass. Small waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers.  Average fingers. Broad shoulders. Underweight. Average Weight. Overweight.

HEIGHT.

Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

SKIN.

Pale. Fair. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scarred.

EYES.

Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Black. Blue. Red. Green. Gold. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Almond. Close-set. Wide-set. Squinty. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned. Deep set.

HAIR.

Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Short. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Floor length. Buzz cut. Bald. Jaw length. Mohawk. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Ombre. Light brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Auburn. Dyed red. Dyed any “unnatural color”. Streaked. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows.

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS.

Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Shin tattoo. Wrist tattoo. Lower back tattoo. Hand/finger tattoo. Foot tattoo. Neck tattoo. Face tattoo. Chest tattoo. One tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercing. Earlobe piercing(s). Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretched out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

COSMETICS.

Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lipgloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Never wears make-up.

SCENT.

Floral. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Natural soap. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain. Grass. Ocean. Autumn leaves. Baked bread. Freshly baked cookies. Smoke. Campfire. Lavender. Trees. Pumpkin Pie. Musk. Rose. Gingerbread. Peppermint. Oak. Honey. Lemon. Vanilla. Coffee Cake. Mint. Raw hyde.

CLOTHES.

Jeans. Tight pants. Over-knee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/formfitting dress. Cardigans. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tank-top. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Online stores. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Short skirt. Miniskirt. Maxidress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. Highslit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers. Briefs. Thong. Hotpants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Chemise. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Plaid.  Black. Dark colors. Fur. Faux fur.  

SHOES.

Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Boots. Cowboy boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stilettos. Bare feet. Loafers.

TAGGED BY. don’t remember, stole it

TAGGING.  @happymediium @genrcsavvy (for Evelyn and whoever else you feel like!) @incubabe and you!

sometimes the heart is just 🌼🍞🥚🥧🥛🌻🥄🍯🌼🍞🥚🥧🥛🌻🥄🍯🌼🍞🥚🥧🥛🌻🥄🍯🌼🍞🥚🥧🥛🌻🥄🍯 and there’s nothing you can do to stop that.

genrcsavvy‌:

@paranormative​ [ x ]

Sarah returns the coffee tip with a little smile and a quick laugh, still sounding breathless from her morning run.

  “Yeah, well, as Kanye said, ‘that that don’t kill me can only make me stronger.’” She wipes sweat from her brow. “Not to downplay the fact that Kanye’s a dick, but, you know.” Sarah takes a sip. “Any interesting near-deaths happen to you? I did my first vampire the other day.” She mimes driving a stake into something’s heart, grimacing. “My shoulder’s still sore.”

She nods along with the sage words of Kanye, nodding growing even faster and more emphatic at the assertion of his dickishness. Lucy takes another gulp of coffee, grimacing as it scorches her tongue. “Oof--I got some tiger balm in my bag, if you need some? Hmm, near-misses...well, a ghost tried to push me through a broken railing in a warehouse once, that was fun. Managed to grab a rail just as I went over, though. It would’ve been like...a twenty, thirty foot fall?” She blinks a few times, thinking about it and shaking her head slowly. “I dunno know how I don’t have a fear of heights at this point, honestly.”

“Hey. Hey hey hey heyyy.” Lucy waves an arm lazily at JJ from where she’s ensconced on the couch, not once looking up from the console she’s holding. “Get in, loser, we’re animal...crossing-ing. I got some baller turnip prices, too.” On-screen, a little brown-haired sprite claps her tiny hands and laughs in delight. “Oh, and I charged your switch too.” She pats her lap, amazingly unoccupied by either a dog or a cat as it is at the moment, though Clover does pick her head up from where she’s curled in an armchair at the sound.

@happymediium​ 

“ I SEE A BAD MOON RISING. I SEE TROUBLE ON THE WAY. I SEE EARTHQUAKES AND LIGHTNING. I SEE BAD TIMES TODAY. DON’T GO AROUND TONIGHT, IT’S BOUND TO TAKE YOUR LIFE. THERE IS A BAD MOON ON THE HORIZON. I HEAR THE VOICES OF RAGE AND RUIN. DON’T GO AROUND TONIGHT. ”

indie,   semi - selective   original   paranormal   investigator   oc created   by   j.

“You’re like a Mr. Potato Head of beautiful people.” | @happymediium​​

👨‍💻 🌐SILICON VALLEY SENTENCE STARTERS 🌐 👨‍💻 | accepting

“Pssht, nahh, c’mon...” Despite herself, Lucy can’t help blushing a little, a grin creeping helplessly over her face. Even after years of dating, even now living together with JJ for over a year now--she still manages to make Lucy weak in the knees with her compliments and flirting. And pride herself in her usually chill and cool demeanor as she does, sometimes she just--can’t help it.

And she’s not too bothered by that, anyway.

She gets up slowly from her chair, sauntering over to JJ and bumping her girlfriend’s hip gently with hers. “You shameless flatterer. Even though that idea kinda seems possibly horrifying in reality, if you think about it. But...I dunno, I think I’d rather focus on how beautiful you are, myself.” Now she seems to have her composure back, though there’s still a hint of pink in her cheeks as she flirts back shamelessly. She reaches out with a crooked grin, her fingertips ghosting over JJ’s cheekbone as she pushes a lock of dyed purple hair back behind her ear.

“Get in the bed with me, man and we can feel the vibrations together. For the evidence, man. It’s the paranormal.”

                                             written by WITCHLING and DOE                                  including Marvel, Stranger Things, and 80s verses

bonewitchery‌:

👨‍💻 🌐SILICON VALLEY SENTENCE STARTERS 🌐 👨‍💻

A collection of sentence starters from the hit HBO show Silicon Valley, about a group of perfect idiots struggles and battle with the tech industry in California as they try to make something of their start up, Pied Piper. Be warned for offensive language, profanity, blasphemy and mild racism. Feel free to change pronounces/tenses as necessary.

“You just brought piss to a shit fight!” “Do you want me to be honest or nice?” “Alright. As long as God isn’t involved and there’s beer.” “Does he actually smile like that, with his upper and lower teeth at the same time?” “The witch has lost his mind.” “You gave me a sense of self-worth, like Richard Gere did to Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.” “At least it didn’t happen in a public and brutally embarrassing way.” “I have a PowerPoint that I’ve been wanting to show you for some time.” “There are very few things that I will defend with true passion: medical marijuana, the biblical Satan as a metaphor for rebellion against tyranny, and motherfucking goddamn cryptocurrency.” “What is that atrocity? What are we, an Irish pornography company?” “Says here she’s looking for a man on the go. You don’t go anywhere.” “We never had pizza ‘cause my step-mom said Italians aren’t real white people.” “Okay, there’s no way I could’ve squirted this lemon in your eye, on purpose from this distance. I’m not a fucking lemon sniper.” “I’ll curb-stomp that little face so hard that your teeth will go flying, you little shit!” “You just disappeared up your own asshole, you know that?” “Fucking billionaires.” “Change the lighting to something erotic because it’s gonna get pretty fucking erotic in here.” “Your shame is my paradise.” “How would you like to die today, motherfucker?” “If I have to, I’m going to keep my fucking Star Blazers VHS tapes in my room. It doesn’t take an IQ-9 to know they should remain alphabetized.” “My head is so far up my own ass I can see the future.” “Respectfully… respectfully, you’re terrible. You have a world-class showman standing right in front of you. And you’re gonna pass on that?” “"I’m gonna stop you right there. You do know that ferrets are illegal in the state of California?” “His shoulders were all tight, and he wouldn’t answer to his name, and his eyes went dead, like when I tell him I love him.” “When you don the skin of the beast, the man within dies. One of the boys in my group home always said that. He died.” “You’re like a Mr. Potato Head of beautiful people.” “Look at you! You’ve got the hair of Giovanni Ribisi, and the complexion of Timothy Hutton, and the eyes of Joni Mitchell.” “I haven’t slept in a box in years, stop.” “I simply imagine that my skeleton is me and my body is my house. And that way, I’m always home.” “I thought maybe you were locked in another Starbucks bathroom overnight.” “Sorry if I scared you, I know I have somewhat ‘ghostlike’ features.” “My uncle used to say ‘You look like someone starved a virgin to death’.” “Kiss my piss.” “I’m an independent businessman. Emphasis on ‘independent’. And ‘business’. And 'man’, come to think of it.” “You know, Hitler actually played the bassoon. So, technically, Hitler was the Hitler of music.” “Have you seen the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition? The cover model has the most lovely, enigmatic facial expression.” “I’ve never felt like I was anyone’s bro before. The only people who have used that term with me were assailants.” “I’m a pro, [NAME]. And I won’t apologise for it. I dress according to the moods that I sense in the room. As such, I must have options.” “You look like a ferret that gave up on itself six months ago.” “For example, there is something called 'mansplaining’. Have you heard about this?“ “I’m sure you can find a way out with one of your two faces.” “At least the actual Judas had the courtesy to kill himself after betraying his leader. Jesus Christ, CEO of the world.” “If I’m being honest, you look like a ventriloquist dummy. If I’m lying, you look like shit.” “It is a mystery why you think you’ll ever see a woman naked.” “He started crying in Taco Bell. He tried to blame the taco sauce.” “Fuck you, if you look at my shit, I’m gonna look at your shit.” “He’s the least cool guy I ever met.” “Your borders are merely a construct. I prefer to think of myself as a citizen of the world.” “That’s the first cool thing you ever said.” “Pretend you’ve seen a woman before.” “I’m sure you can find your way out with one of your two faces.” “If my mother was naked and dead in the street I would not cover her body with that jacket.” “I’m going to leave this room without saying goodbye to you.” “It’s like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really they just want to get you alone in the woods so they can take your binoculars.” “Beige is a good colour for you. You’re a true Autumn.” “You can’t help but be elegant, you’re like Audrey Hepburn.” “I mean, by that logic, anyone who goes to an open-casket funeral is a murderer.” “I mean, she’s attractive. But almost every woman is attractive.” “What about the time I got a bulls-eye and yelled 'Bazinga!’, and you said 'Okay’. You can’t fake enthusiasm like that.” “Buttholes, indeed.” “In Latvian, bro roughly translates to…‘one who beheads the Messiah’.”

incubabe‌:

   “So the bad news is, you don’t seem to be able to move it?” If it even was ectoplasm-vomitus to begin with, Lucy’s rather desperate flail failed to so much as disturb the flow of dripping. While Riley was pretty sure that she could interact with the stuff… well. It was still gross. She didn’t wanna touch it. “But in a certain way of looking, that’s good news, too. You can’t affect it, it can’t really affect you.”

Lucy drags in a breath through her nose, pressing her lips together and narrowing her eyes in consternation. “Ohhh, but Riley, it is. It is affecting me. Mentally, psychologically, emotionally...” She’s being entirely overdramatic, but she is annoyed. “Who fuckin...puked on me, oh my god...” She pulls a face, looking back to Riley with big, exaggerated eyes. “Distract me. Please?”

“Tell me, is it really so wrong to be excited when we’re having pasta for dinner because I get to eat of the raw pasta while cooking? C”mon, it’s not, right?” She might sound a little pleading. “Don’t look at me like that! It’s just so...crunchy.”

open

“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”

“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”

“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”

“Hi, welcome to me time.”

“Do you have anymore almond milk?”

“Just do it!”

“Hell yeah!”

“[Name], stop!”

“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”

“The power of Christ compels you.”

“What?”

“[Name], no one is judging you.”

“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”

“Who said you could come in?”

“What’s wrong with eating paint?”

“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”

“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”

“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”

“Cannolis, bitch!”

“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”

“Look how much your mom loves you!”

“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”

“I’m having me time, get out.”

“The devil is everywhere.”

“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”

“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”

“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”

“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”

“We’re good? Tight.”

“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”

“The darkness will swallow you whole.”

“This is a safe place.”

“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”

“You’re a nasty bitch!”

“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”

“I want to be seen from the heavens!”

“I love fucking myself up.”

“Don’t expose me like this.”

“Who you fightin’?”

“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”

“My face is burned.”

“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”

“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”

“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”

“I think it looks natural.”

“Go away.”

“I’ll never let go.”

“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”

“What are your standards?”

“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”  

“Get in the bed with me, man and we can feel the vibrations together. For the evidence, man. It’s the paranormal.”

                                             written by WITCHLING and DOE                                  including Marvel, Stranger Things, and 80s verses

                                  fandomless original character. written by WITCHLING.

                                   includes 80s, Stranger Things and Marvel verses.

bear with me y’all, ya girl is....so stressed she’s about to crack in half lmao :,) i wANT to reply to drafts and such but i just. am so panicky right now about various things going on that i can barely concentrate on anything. but i’m trying lol 

love y’all lots, so sorry ♡

#right now we're in hour three of watching old polygon streams with pat and brian

I'm super not kidding. I love these boys

my stupid, shitty brain, trying desperately to produce one molecule of serotonin while the rest of me vibrates like a chihuahua on adderall:

my stupid, shitty brain, trying desperately to produce one molecule of serotonin while the rest of me vibrates like a chihuahua on adderall: