you can tell I'm normal about this show because of the way I reacted to these birds. LITERALLY two birds on a wire (very much one of their songs) and also when a firetruck drove by every single other bird EXCEPT these two flew away.

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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

You go to your friend’s house and Jeff Bezos is there. You’re like “are you insane? That’s Jeff Bezos, he’s evil, we need to throw him out” and your friend tries to convince you that no poor Jeff Bezos has amnesia and is in a lot of trouble so you have to help him. This is insane to you but you’re in love with your friend so you’re like okay…and then Jeff Bezos regains his memories and runs off to live out his queer love story. You’re like “well that was INSANE wasn’t it? Let’s go do boozy brunch to get over it and also I might be in love with you”…..but your friend/love of your life is like “this is awkward but I’m actually the new CEO of Amazon”…….that would be terrible wouldn’t it? Well something really similar happened to my good friend crowley

So ya boi went off today

this is quite literally what my chemistry teacher did. nobody passed the test

I'm gonna force you to memorize all the polyatomic ions

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

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I hope nobody has done this before bc it took me way too long but uh. li'l wally.

Today is a special day, 17 years ago Neil Banged Out The Tunes

Happy Neil Banging Out The Tune Day y’all 🎶 ✨

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

i leave my mark wherever i go (loose strands of hair)

actually this is the best possible character dynamic

here to remind you that red is duck guy's favorite color

yeah i could express my actual feelings to my family but what if i make my mom sad