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I wanna meet the first Mandalorian who looked at sand and went "Huh...that's some sharp ass dirt." or who went "Huh...wonder wtf this is" walked on it and was like "oh shit this bitch sharp" then went to go tell their other mando friends
#mandalorian lore#...mando lore#mandalore...#sorry anyway-#star wars#mando'a#sharp soil pffff#fuckin love mando'a
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Oops. My hand slipped-
And by 'hand slipped' I mean I have no impulse control-
#yes thats Mando'a#and i fuckin love it#Mando'a#star wars#star wars mandalorian#mandalorians#tattoo#new tattoo
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oh no no no i'm screwed
i realised that since tamar is an average uneducated commoner from cyrodiil, she probably doesn't speak/understand nordic, or at least not well
then i was like, okay but maybe if she lived close to the border she might?
well anyways fast forward a bit and now i'm knee deep in researching the linguistic anthropology of tamriel, and decided that tamar canonically knows at least 5 different varients of Cyrodilic, has lived in at least 4 different regions, and can partially understand Nordic but it's with guesswork involved, like with speakers of modern romance languages trying to communicate with one another
i'm just like
LINGUISTICS
#i was a linguistics and creative writing major in college#almost went into cultural anthropology too#so yeah i'm very thoroughly fucked#i just KNOW im gonna spend way too much time getting into tamriel's languages and shit#and if there's any official conlangs for em?? bye#i LOVE conlangs#i literally used to be able to speak conversational sindarin#and i can speak a little bit of mando'a as well#i fuckin love conlangs man don't try me#is any of this even coherent?? idk whatever#yaz yaks
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The Spreadsheet Digest - Vol 19
Hi friends!
Thanks for being patient with me -- I had one hell of a day yesterday and didn't get the Digest out when I usually do. It's short this week: only 10 fics (still not bad, considering, lmao). I read a 40 chapter fic this week that was about 400k words (rec'd below) and I was hooked (am hooked, I have like 5 chapters left). Apologies to all my moots whose fics I have ignored in favor of having my face buried in AO3 for a week, I'm catching up now!
As always you can find the Spreadsheet here and all of my previous fic recs here. Tag me in your fics if you want to be included in a future Digest :)
Recs below the Pedro in a v nice suit:
you can't trust anyone these days - a Joel/Tess one shot by @walkintotheriveranddisappear
TW Noncon - read the warnings - I really thought this was such an interesting take on Raider!Joel. I don't usually see Tess there with him and I also liked the power dynamics/trust thing going on. The plot twist? That was everything!
All over you - a Javi G drabble by @theywhowriteandknowthings
This is super fucking hot ah!! I love needy men who can't wait to get their hands on you. You're at a fancy party with Javi G and you look so hot he has to drag you into a closet. So good
Take My Hand - a Pero Tovar one shot by @pedrito-friskito
Okay so the prompt ended up being Pero Tovar, “is this real? are…are you real?” for fluff and “take off your clothes before I rip them off your body” for smut. And it's perfect. It's got this touch of angst, but it's so fluffy and sweet and then the smut is so hot. I am in love
John Wayne - a Joel one shot by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin
SOOOO fuckin sweet, man. Like it's heartbreaking obvi. You show up in Jackson and Maria is all "this is my husband Tommy" and you're like that's the brother of the love of my life (pre-outbreak). And I won't spoil what happens but I love it so fucking much
Cherub - a Joel series by @cherubispunk
TW Dubcon - read the warnings - Mean old trailer park drug dealer Joel? The mouth on that man... Yeah this is filthy in the best way.
Stay - a Javi P one shot by @millerscoffee
Motherfuckin daddy kink with Javi P???? Hell yes. Yes on every level. This is so fucking hot ugh. The mouth on that man is criminal.
Religious Corruption - a Dave York two shot by @absurdthirst
Just reading the fuckin warnings/content summary on this fic got me screaming. Reader is an innocent virgin beginning her freshman year at a very religious school and she gets a crush on her professor, Dave York. This is not your average loss of innocence fic, not your average Dave York fic, not your average professor fic.... This is unlike pretty much anything else I've ever read and I loved it. It's sweeter than you might expect, but it's got penty of angst and the smut is insane.
I Will Always Find You a Din series by @lahooozaherr
Bodyguard!Din is one of my favorite things ever, seriously. I have only read the first chapter of this, but I'm so excited to read more. The way the whole first part of this fic is a flashback and you know eventually you get kidnapped???? It gives you this feeling of doom the whole time you're reading lmao (good thing, I promise) but like... our Mandalorian is gonna save us, yeah?
Be-All and Endor - a Din series by @djarins-cyare
Listen... this is the most well researched Din fic I have ever read. The amount of thought that went into this fic is insane. The linguistics are fascinating -- I think she absolutely nails the voice of everyone in this fic, especially Din. The knowledge of Mando'a and Ewokese on display here is incredible and if you ever wanted to hear Din Djarin growl strings of (actually coherent) Mando'a (with thorough translations) right into your ear... This fic is for you. The characterization and the way that every single decision made by Reader and Din make sense and build to such a gorgeous character arc? UGH. And while you have to wait... a long time... for smut -- it is so worth it. GODS this fic is gorgeous. I love it so fuckin much. (This is the one I was talking about in the intro)
Breaking in the new house - a Din one shot by @beskarandblasters
AHHHH this is so fucking hot. It's literally husband (so helmetless)!Din fucking you on like every surface of your house on Nevarro. There is not a refractory period in sight in this fic and I love it with all my heart. He is so hot, I want to die. <3
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I finally made a masterlist for A Ghost of You and updated all the headers which I'm very excited about. I also added a new fic to that series called Faulty System. The series is a mostly angsty, sometimes smutty Dieter Bravo x f!reader fic.
---------- Oldies but Goodies ----------
Here's some fics from before I did the digest or made commentary!
Jack Daniels x tattoo parlour AU - a Jack one shot by @fuckyeahdindjarin
Early Morning Moments - a Dieter one shot by Jazzelsaur on AO3
Over and Done With - a Javi P one shot @loquaciousferret
Every fic by @frannyzooey (I have too many of her fics on my spreadsheet to rec separately lmao)
In an Instant - a Joel one shot by @mishasminion360
A fool for you - a Joel one shot by @supernaturalgirl20
It would be - a Din Series by @fuckyeahdindjarin
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Happy Reading!
#fic recs#the spreadsheet digest#fanfiction recommendations#pedro pascal#pedro pascal fanfiction#pedro fics#pedro pascal character fanfiction
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I hope you know I'm never gonna leave you alone about the Din fic that you are cooking up now PLS SHARE MORE WITH YOUR WIFEY
ALSO DIETER FOOT KINK??!!!
MWAHAHHA MY LIL DIN OBSESSED BABYYY
Pretty sure you've read most of what I have written, but I did reread it an put some new things. I might post the whole thing soon :)
"How are you not dying in all that armor?"
His visor was focused on the control panel, hands covered in gloves punching buttons and turning levers. You watched him closely, tracing at the bleaks of light sparking on his beskar helmet with your eyes. You felt your body crying with tension, so you threw your hands above your head, stretching out and letting out a moan of relief.
"I am a very hardy person." He grumbled, his voice more synthetic than not. Your eyes were still glued to the man in the pilot seat, and for a second you thought he felt your stare even through the the layers of protection, as his head twitched the tiniest bit in your direction, and you smirked.
"Don't seem like that since you obviously can't handle me not wearing clothes." You knew what you were doing, you knew you were teasing him in the worst possible moment ever, when he was tired, having lost a bounty and sure as hell hot under all of that armor. But you couldn't help yourself, you were exhausted from the heat and bored out of your mind. It was impossible to fall asleep in these condition so your mind told you to do the least reasonable thing - poke the big strong grumpy man who could throw you in the outer space and not blink once.
"Even I have my limits, senaar'ika." You almost didn't hear the words he said, lost in your own thoughts.
"I don't know if you're insulting me or not, so I'm choosing to take your little Mando'a nicknames as compliments." You chuckled, and placed your bare feet on the panel. You knew this could easily get you killed, the man loved his fuckin’ ship more than some husbands loved their wives.
This time he didn’t turn his head to you, but you heard the tone of his voice changing even through the modulator. "Put your feet down."
Oh yeah, here it was.
"Or what?"
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senaar'ika - little bird
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Unpopular opinion: I fuckin' love The Book of Boba Fett as-is.
Like yeah, I completely understand why folks are miffed that about half of Boba's story is taken up with Din's business. But I think it offers a poignant counterpoint to Boba's arc.
Because at the end of the day, TBoBF is about family and belonging.
You have Boba Fett, who is (to some) the Mandalorians Mandalorian. But he doesn't consider himself to be Mando'a and let's be honest, why would he? When Jango died, no Mandalorian stepped in to adopt or claim him.
Instead, Boba was abandoned to the galaxy. He learned that he could rely on no one but himself. He learned it well and he lived it out. This was true for his whole life until he died.
When he was reborn on the sands of Tattooine, there was no reason for him to expect anything different than he'd previously experienced. But he did.
Boba Fett was given a home and in some ways a family, adopted into a culture not his own but that accepted him as a true son. The lessons he learned among the Sand People carry on into the rest of the life he remakes for himself; a life of care for others and second chances.
Conversely, Din Djarin goes through a bit of an opposite journey.
As a child, he was adopted into a culture not his own but that accepted him as a true son. This culture, this life, this identity, is removed from him abruptly after he breaks their code. This family he'd known all his life was torn away and his eyes are opened to how fragile those ties can be.
Both of these sons of Mandalore discover in this arc what family is and what it means to them. For Boba Fett, it means building something right where he is with the people he has been given. For Din Djarin, it means choosing Grogu and his own clan above everything.
But what it boils down to, I think, is that love will save us.
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I am. So sorry. But I felt you needed to hear me collapse into giggles at Bu'cyar because YES it absolutely can be parent-wanted! Beloved child! Beautiful name!
But. Also. My brain is now wired to see mando'a and spill as many translations and roots as possible on the immediate impression, because that's how conlanging this tiny nonsense has to work, you know? So. My brain.
Bu'cyar: to put a helmet on another person
You can imagine why this made me laugh.... I hope you find the potential for confusion when Bu'cyar makes an introduction entertaining!
AJFJSJF AMAZING. Unfortunately while I love conlang, I'm no linguist so have NO clue how to get that, but at the same time, I love how that could also add extra meaning to her??
She's the eldest kid, so the double meaning could also translate to how she's expected to, in a sense, be given her parents' armor and roles in the clan?? Eldest Sister Syndrome has her STRESSIN'.
ALSO HELL YES TO THIS. Her clan settled on Kalevala, a very snowy and mountainous planet, and so her family earned the title by really taking advantage of the environment and building around that obstacle??
Also thinking there's gotta be some point where they just,,, fuckin weaponized an avalanche. 😈💖
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idk how into being tattooed you are but that tattooed Din post has me thinking about you and Din, maybe after he's comfortable enough with you to spend most of his time sans helmet (maybe y'all exchanged vows, maybe he decided his priorities with his creed were different than he once thought, idk u take ur pick !)
anyway so y'all are close now and he knows he never wants to leave you and he asks if you would like to get the signet tattooed with him, like as a symbol that you are part of his clan, forever now
i feel like Mandalorians would also have some small rituals with giving each other tattoos too, like they have significance both in the image but in the process of getting tattooed
ofc there's also the added bonus of Din softly praising you for being good as he's working on your tattoo, trying to make sure it's perfect but also not wanting hurt you too much,
anyway
matching mudhorn signet tats
(-touch starved anon 💖)
((i was gonna try to shorten my signature to tsa, but i don't wanna be associated with airports so i guess ill keep spelling it out 😂))
I am QUITE literally planning on my next tattoo being the mudhorn signet so FGSJKDLFHG
but oh my GOD YES listen ok so. According to. The holy book that is wookieepedia. On the Legends page about tattoos. If u go to Mandalorians. It says
"Baltan Carid had a dark blue tattoo of a vine which emerged from the top of his armor and ended under his chin. / Jarkyc wore tattooed Mando'a runes on his knuckles. / The mercenary Briika Jeban had an intricate lacework of blue tattoos on her hands. / Canderous Ordo had his clan mark tattooed on his left shoulder. / Veela Ordo, the Mandalorian wife of Canderous, had her high cheekbones tattooed with intricate blue swirls." SO NOT ONLY DO MANDALORIANS GET TATTOOS. They're fuckin? Pretty?????????? Sometimes?? And obviously you get the Mando'a and the clan symbols.
ALSO ALSO. Do u know how painful getting tattooed can be. Do u realize how much of a whole thing that would be to Mandalorians. Getting large, intricate tattoos, or a LOT of tattoos, would be seen as so... Mandalorian. Enduring pain and leaving a mark on yourself to SHOW the pain you went through and can endure and it also being? A beautiful piece of art in the end??? That just. Seems extremely Mandalorian to me.
But oh my god. Oh my god. OH my god. Din praising you for doing a good job and being still even though it hurts, reminding you to take deep breaths every now and then, asking if you need a break, making sure you're staying hydrated and you're otherwise comfortable. And afterwards making sure you're healing okay, and after it's healed making sure it looks good and touching it up if need be and doing the same darn thing again. I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH IS THE ISSUE
#tori answers questions#max answers questions#anonymous#touch starved anon#unrelated I had a dream this morning that I was on a flight and couldn't figure out how to get connected to the wifi#so I feel that sdklfjgshdf
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That Gregor: A Shebby Debbie Story
Gregor (Pre-Mia on Abafar) FANFIC!!!
Introducing female OCs (Debala & Mumu). Commander Cody gets some love too!
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SHEBBYS.
18+ MATURE THEMES
(CH. 2 is 18+ NSFW and well...you will have to go to my AO3 for that)
Wanted to get something done for Gregor! @clonetober this one is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thanks to @saint-tries @catsarefurrypeople for the beta love!
SHEB = "ASS" in Mando'a
SHEBBY = A beautiful piece of ass that loves clones and is loved by clones.
CH. 1 - GIRL MEETS BOY
Oddly, it was a busy weeknight at 79’s.
Debbie didn’t even bother to style her signature red hair this evening. Her bangs were perfectly straight as usual, and the uneven layers of her blunt bob looked more casual when she just let them be. She barely had any make-up on, save for this morning’s coat of mascara that now looked like a smokey eye framing her sea-green eyes. So what if some of the boys noticed her freckles tonight? Many of them already knew most of the freckles on her body. What could it hurt if they noticed them on her cheeks and nose? At least she had four different types of lip gloss somewhere buried in her purse, somewhere. Thankfully she had her comfiest strappy heels and the ever-reliable black halter maxi dress that looked sleek and sexy but fit like a cloud of nothing.
Debbie hadn’t seen this many clones out on a Wednesday night in a long time. Perhaps some mission had gone exceptionally well and she missed the holonet report. It was hard to keep up with all the war reels lately. She’d had a long day at work and was looking forward to a simple night in for her “alone time”. Debbie was very particular about her nights to relax and be by herself. She had finally mastered the balance of having a good time with others and having a good time just hanging with herself.
But, she forgot she promised Mumu, the latest gal who happily fell into the Shebby scene, that she would meet with her tonight and go over all the different terminology and rankings of the GAR. Being a shebby was about having a good time, but it was also like a research project, a form of civil service, and a masterclass in sexual empowerment too.
When the war first started and the clones took over the fledgling 79’s club, Debbie was there almost every night of the week. The rest of the city saw them as bizarre wonders of science that only served the purpose of fighting against the Separatists. Debbie and her girlfriends saw them as something so much more. Sure they were gorgeous, built, and way too much fun. But they also invoked a desperation to live in the moment. It was contagious. They lived half-lives. For clone soldiers, life in this fucked up galaxy moved at a hyperspeed pace with their accelerated aging and constant brushes with death. Every day alive was a gift to have and a curse to keep up the fight.
When she started hanging out with one, she couldn’t help but want to see how another was different. And then another. And then another. It never ended. A different version of the same man. A man that you wanted badly, who may or may not fancy you back, but there was always another one...who absolutely did.
“Deb! Deb! Fuck girl, the commandos are here tonight! I think it’s Foxtrot, right?”
“Oh, fuckin hell they are. Commander Cody owes me a threesome.”
“Deb! You are shameless.”
“You bet I am. I won that holodart game. Fucker can’t handle losing. I knew he would chicken out,” Debbie adjusted Mumu’s wide bra strap for her and tucked it back under her top. She swept Mu’s long jet black hair to cover it up. Mumu was petite but had the galaxy’s greatest tits in the world and no idea what to do with them. The fact that she didn’t show them off made the gentle sweetness about her even more adorable.
“He’s a great fuck that Cody. But most of his men are terrible. He needs to show them. I think he’s just greedy. Not like those 501st boys. Torrent squad alone, they could tie me up again—-”
“Again?” Mumu looked both horrified and intrigued.
“You heard me,” Deb signaled to the bartender, “they could tie me up again, fuck my brains out the lot of them, and just leave me there, waiting until they get back.”
“Was the new one Fives as good as everyone says?”
“Mumu? The answer is yes, of course. He is the best at eating pussy, that’s one gifted soldier. Especially in front of his brothers. He’s a showoff. Wait, stop—You didn’t fuck him that night? Mumu you gotta listen to me when I give solid advice.”
“Oh, I know. We didn’t do anything really. Some kissing. He’s such a good kisser. It was really sweet,” Debbie’s eyes narrowed with suspicion as she listened to Mumu’s gushing, “We were having so much fun laughing and he just walked me home.”
“He walked you home? Fives?! Aw, that is...sweet. That’s some Wolfe Pack shit. They always take their time. They like the chase.” Deb realized she may have to emotionally nurse another shebby back to life after Fives. Fives was a “shiny” in the 501st and new to the shebby scene himself. An ARC trooper clone that had that rare combo of infectious charisma, romantic intelligence, and a twisted pension for drama. He wasn’t a bad guy at all. He really did fall for every girl that fell for him. It was just that practically every girl fell for him first . The civvies were the ones who would end up going absolutely berserk and waiting for him outside 79’s or sneaking into the barracks to confront him about who he’s been seeing. Shebby gals had to make sure to let the boys have their fun and move on. But Fives was almost impossible to move on from for most gals. Half the girls that his twin, Echo, hooked up with were rebounding from Fives. This was even worse because Echo was probably the one they should have hooked up within the first place (if they were looking for the fully committed, caring, and dedicated one.) Those Domino shinies were a dangerously wonderful new addition to the 501st. And Debbie made sure to tell that Captain of theirs to watch out for them. “Rex, those two are going to either save the galaxy themselves or destroy every female they encounter. Maybe both.”
Who knows? Maybe Mumu’s porcelain skin was thicker than it looked.
“Well, you’ll fuck him, Mumu. I would say just stick with that. I mean it. Ignore him and stuff. Even if he actually likes you. Which you are so fucking cute, Mu — he’s for sure into you. But don’t get too hung up on him. I think that romance shit is a turn on for him. Fives get girls all crazy in love and it makes the sex really good but then he drops ‘em and starts this crazy game where he’s juggling three or four at once,” she threw back her shot. Mumu was nodding her head like a good student agreeing to an assignment she was never going to actually do. Then she mimicked Debbie and threw back her shot too.
The great Commander Cody of the 212th had finally made his way over to the bar a few meters away. He has two or three of his men trailing behind, as usual.
One catches Debbie’s eye, a rarity. That’s a new one . The new one also catches Debbie looking at him and gives her the naughtiest little “I caught you” grin that made her chest heave with fire that shot right down to her panties.
Debbie hesitated. Which Debbie doesn’t do. Fuck. Who the fuck is that?!
“Gregor!!!” Mumu shouted and dragged Debbie by the arm as she ran over to this ...Gregor .
“Yay! My dancing buddy!” Mumu ran over and gave him a kiss as he grabbed her waist and hugged her, smiling and laughing as Mumu threw her long black hair behind her shoulders. Gregor even wiped Mumu’s bangs out her face for her as she was squealing and laughing with him. Maker of men that was a sweet move.
Debbie made sure to go nowhere near that wild animal she had yet to tame. She then heads over to Commander Cody. She was his first shebby and he was her first clone. It seemed like ages ago. The clones somehow made time feel like it was flying. Now, Cody was more like an old friend worth a laugh or the once-in-a-while lovely night of reliable, great sex, “You’re a sore loser Commander Cody. I’m owed.”
“Debala. How’s your evening?”
“It could be better, Commander. I want what I’m owed.”
“You’ll have to pardon my delay. I’m in the middle of a galactic civil war.”
“Excuses, excuses.”
Cody laughs as he orders his drink letting Debbie continue, “You know, I was hoping the 212th actually appreciated what they were fighting for. You better not start slacking on us now... Victory is up to all of us! ” They both lazily said in unison, then Cody mimed jerking off as Debala mimed getting shot in the face.
Cody chimed in looking out at Gregor and Mumu, “I like the little soldier you brought with you tonight. Her tits are incredible. She should be falling over with that little body of hers.”
“Ohhhh no you don’t! I was very clear. This time I wanted you and one of your men. We had a deal. I beat you at holodarts fair and square and it’s been two weeks, CC-2224.”
“Oh, we’re going there, Deb?” He handed her water as he drank his beer.
Gregor and Mumu come barging into this grown-up conversation. Gregor is dancing while twirling Mumu and requesting permission all at the same time. Debbie is so turned on she knows she has a look of disgust on her face. “Permission to go get something to eat, sir?”
Cody sighed, “Gregor we just ate.”
“Always hungry, sir.”
Cody looks at Deb shaking his head, “It’s true.”
“Painfully true, sir,” he winks at Debbie, “plus I want to buy Mumu here some ice cream.”
Cody gives Gregor a dry commander’s tone, “Don’t eat her ice cream, Gregor. Girls don’t like that.”
Gregor looks over at Deb, “I heard they don’t mind sharing a lick or two” a wicked giggle followed. He was locked on her, “I’m Gregor,” he said as he kissed her hand and raised his eyebrows.
“Debala,” she raised a shoulder to feign being slightly impressed.
“Hello, Debala.”
Some clones have a nice smile, some clones have a hot grin, but this one had a positively poisonous smirk. She was struck good.
“Careful Gregor, you’re talking to the Commander of the Shebby Army, Shebby Debbie.”
“Well, I only know her as Debala. I like saying your name. I'm calling you Debala ,” he said her name that time to feel it in his mouth and let his tongue flick the last syllable off of his teeth.
Deb was impressed. This one liked to play. She let her eyes size him up and he allowed it. Cody wasn’t even paying attention.
“I can make you say my name a little louder if you want, Gregor.”
He laughed at that, “I bet!” His laugh was uniquely wild and it made Debbie squeeze her thighs together and clench right then and there to practically rub herself into her seat. Her mouth was processing the false alarm of sudden arousal and she was struck speechless from his laugh, his eyes on her beaming his whole wonderful energy into her being.
Mumu is now back, “Deb! Come get ice cream with us. Gregor’s treat.”
Gregor turned to Mumu with a pinch of her soft chunk above her hips, “Gregor’s treat?! Oh is it now, Mumu? I’m taking care of both of you ? You’re gonna dance with me for one more song then!” Mumu was all over him at that point making him look beyond desirable.
“Nah love, you kids go,” Debbie hadn’t been bonked over the head like a little teenager in years, maybe a decade.
Cody once again called out to his brother, “Gregor, don’t hurt yourself again. Soldier, not a dancer.”
“Aren’t we though, Commander? He whips Mumu around with a seductive man handling twirl that now has her ass backing into him one little ass shake at a time to get home to his perfect rhythmic hips. Debbie noticed that he never took his eyes off of Mumu's face, hair, or neck. Kriff, he’s attentive. Most clones, the ones that will dance, just watch their own lap hitting your ass, grinding your crotch, or just your tits jiggling like they were men starved.
This little shit. He’s showing off his moves all over Mumu and looking at Deb the whole time. It’s getting hot, so Debbie looks over at Cody.
Gregor then tickles Mumu and she squeals and giggles all over him, her glorious breasts bouncing with every laugh. The hot and bothered mood now shifted to playful and naughty.
Debbie is still shocked she had never met him before, “Were you hiding this one from me, Cody?”
“Huh? What? Ohhhh, you want Gregor?” He smiled with a proud twinkle in his eye.
“At some point, maybe.”
Cody’s expression shifted from smiling to strategizing, “Interesting...”
Debbie always forgets that Commander Cody is actually a brilliant strategist. He was genetically designed to be so. Cody continued, “I’d like to watch him fuck her, wouldn’t you?”
Deb could play along and see where this goes, “Tempting. I might be watching that right now? I’d bet he’d like to watch you fuck us ladies silly.”
“Maybe. But I always like watching you take care of your soldiers, Deb. Gregor would definitely be into that.”
“Hmmm...so, from three to four then, Commander? Can Gregor handle it?” Maker, Deb knew this Gregor could handle by that first look he gave her.
Are you renegotiating your win, Debala? Tsk tsk tsk. Gregor can handle it, I think?”
“You think? Oh no. What’s wrong with this one?”
“He got pretty banged up in the heart by a civvie, some clerk at the requisition warehouse. See, Deb? That’s why we’re glad to have wonderful shebbies like you and the girls. We don’t need anyone messing with the boys' heads.
“For the Republic...Commander,” Debbie now wanted to fuck Gregor and hold him. Oh boy. She better keep it together. She and Cody raised their shots to clink and down ‘em.
Gregor now had swooped back in with Mumu’s impossibly gorgeous teardrop-shaped tits draped all over his back and smushing here and there with the music and Gregor keeping the beat. Debbie knows that Mu’s tits probably felt so good up against his broad shoulders. She’s almost blatantly caressing them against his now semi sweaty shirt. The thought of it gets Debbie the softest hint of wet. Enough to be effective, but still in control of the situation.
“Permission, sir?”
“Gregor, when we’re at 79’s you don’t have to ask for permission to go get ice cream,” Gregor just sat there blankly looking at him until Cody responded, “Granted. Be back here in twenty minutes. Special assignment,” Cody smiles as Gregor’s eyes smile to that last addition and he salutes them both in good fun.
Mumu catches Debbie looking at her with a smile. She rolls her eyes with a silent I know, don’t fall in love. But Debbie gives her a wink and an air smooch, knowing that she’ll be helping MuMu with her first tag team fuck later.
Besides, Debbie’s got her own moves to show off to this Gregor.
WANT TO JOIN THE FUN? Head over to AO3 for Chapter 2
#clonetober2021#clone commando gregor#commander cody#gregor x oc#cody x oc#shebby debbie#79s clone bar#captain gregor
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Delta Squad personalities explained
My good friend @littlevodika who has never read the Republic Commando books or played the game asked about the sweet boys personalities!!
So I explained them in an odd way!
Boss:
Basically the oldest, mentally at least
His name is his name for a reason, he is the boss man
Boss is a pretty chill guy, but he is a leader
So he is also a hard ass
That is why he cusses like a fucking sailor in Mando'a
Even though he is a boss man and a hard ass he still jokes around
He has a simple older brother sense of humor and it's awesome
Boss loves his brothers so if you mess with them you mess with Boss
So he is like a laid back older brother that will buy you food, then call you a parasite
He means it with his whole heart
Fixer:
The middle child who deserves more love
Fixer is more serious than Boss on a few levels
He's always doing research on missions and what not
He is always reading everything he can get his hands on
Fixer is a bookworm and a fuckin' nerd
But there's nothing wrong with that!
During battle times he isn't very jokey, he's too serious
Outside of the battle? He jokes around some with his bros
Fixer is more quiet and closed off, but he's still extremely close to his brothers
Scorch:
The fucking youngest sibling who doesn't shut up(I am one so I can say that)
He is constantly joking and talking
Scorch loves making puns and jokes
He knows when to be serious though!
He'll be setting up a bomb and be like, "Was it red red green? Or red green blue?" And scare his brothers
It's what he does! Chaos!!
Scorch got his name because he burnt off his eyebrows and Sergeant Vau's when he was a cadet!
Scorch is hilarious and a huge sweetheart
But chaotic and loud
Sev:
The other middle child
He talks shit with both Boss and Scorch
Sev and Scorch tease one another constantly during missions
Sev is a hard ass though!
His sense of humor is much darker than Scorch's
Sev makes death jokes and shit
Basically that metalhead from one of your classes(I am that metalhead so shh)
He's borderline psychopathic, but so are the rest and their sergeant
All are fucking sweethearts and I love their goofy asses so much!!
Tags: @simping-for-fives @leias-left-hair-bun @opalstxrs @cherry-cokes-world @jedi-mando @iamassbuttkingofhell @colorfulloverbatturkey @hounding-around @ahsokatano-thetogruta @catsnkooks @julyzaa @feathersforclones @chr0nicbackpain
#delta squad#walon vau’s boys#scorch#boss#sev#fixer#walon vau#Republic Commando#republic commando novels#republic commandos#repcomm novels#repcom#repcomm
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“peace is a lie”
Chapters: 3/3
Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
Relationships: CT-5597 | Jesse/CT-6116 | Kix, CT-5597 | Jesse/Darth Maul
Characters: Darth Maul, CT-5597 | Jesse, CT-6116 | Kix
Additional Tags: Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Mind Manipulation, Mind Control, Order 66, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It of Sorts, Obsessive Behavior, CT-5597 | Jesse Lives, Psychological Torture, jesse's circumstances end up better than in canon re: not dead, but also uhhhhh. much weirder., Flashbacks, memory manipulation, Implied Sexual Roleplay, Mind Rape, GFY, no betas we die like man, Possessive Behavior, Midi-chlorians, Accidental Force Bonding, Weird Power Dynamics, Author Making Up Lies About The Force, maul: 'stop being so threatening to me or I swear to god I'm going to fall in love with you', Mando'a, untranslated because there's a lot and i've already committed to it, Twisted and Fluffy Feelings, Trauma Bonding, That's Not How The Force Works, Force-Sensitive Jesse, Jesse: 'what like it's hard?', Bickering, Threats of Unknown Seriousness, Dark Side Jesse, Enemies-To-Reluctant-Allies, In This House Dumb Bitch Hours Are 24 Fuckin 7
Part 2 of the Maul & C(l)o(nes) series, Part 1 of the king of the damned series
#star wars#the clone wars#sw fic#by apples#darth maul#clone trooper jesse#arc trooper jesse#i actually finished it so now i feel comfortable linking it here in the usual way since uhhhh all of the tags are now included#jesse/maul#trooper/trooper relationships
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@aromantic-mandalorian tagged my main in this tag game but i figured i'd answer on this one! (long post so i thought i'd make a new one to not bog down yalls feeds)
rules: tag 10 followers you want to get to know better!
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Name: Kira
Sexuality: Bisexual
Hogwarts House: who fuckin knows. i've always said ravenclaw cause i like ravens ;;
Dogs or Cats: love both!!!
Current Time: 11:06am
Favorite Animal: ooohh this changes a lot but i love snow leopards
Blog age: roughly 2 months maybe? i just really needed a sideblog for my star wars hyperfixation before my brother roasted me into oblivion for being a nerd
URL meaning: k'oyacyi has a lot of meanings in mando'a like 'cheers', 'hang in there', 'come back safely' but my favorite translation for it is 'stay alive' (from mandoa.org) so the translation of my url could be something like 'cheers, brothers!' or something similar. ya know. cause im a nerd and i love clones and mandos ;;;
tagging (but ya don't have to): @coruscantguard @phantom-of-the-keurig @kotorswtor @forcesensitivebantha @roborails @mayorandqueenofthelost @tarnera-blog @jate-kara @unofficial-holonet @advcntura
#thanks for tagging me!!! these are cute its been so long since ive done one#and for those i tagged no need to do your own if ya dont want to!#tag game#fluff rambles
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Part one of my "Let's roast Attack of the Clones".
I still don't understand how we got The Clone Wars, arguably one of the best Star Wars television media, out of this steaming pile of bad dialogue and awkward romance. I just... How.
This movie starts out with a bang, doesn't it? :D (Sorry, Cordé)
Speaking of Clone Wars, I love how now because of that show, I actually have genuine feelings for the once nameless Jedi that show up in the background, like Plo Koon and Luminara.
Haydennnn! I'm a firm believer that, like little Jake Lloyd, Hayden Christensen also did nothing wrong, he was just a bit less experienced than the other actors and was given shitty dialogue on top of that. The kid did his best. And I love him for it. But also why does he sometimes sound like a Brit trying to pass off a shitty American accent lol. Dude's American already. I read somewhere that the reason he speaks the way he does might be because he was trying to replicate the speech patterns Vader has in the OT, and just the general way he talks, which, if true, is I guess commendable, but he sounds like an idiot half the time.
Hayden and Ewan had great chemistry considering the awful script. I hate when people say they didn't. It's the dialogue that's awkward and clunky, not the actors' chemistry.
UGH ANAKIN STOP TRYING TO SOUND SMOOTH YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT. And he acts like an emo from 2005 in this movie and it's so fuckin' cringyyyy.
I can't wait for them to bring Temuera back. I miss his voice. He's such a badass as Jango.
Anakin, sounding like a teenage girl: sHe'S nOt LiKe ThE oThEr GiRlZ, mAsTeR.
These worm things are probably why centipedes make me wanna die when they get in my house.
"The Chancellor isn't corrupt." LMAO ANAKIN YOU DUMB HIMBO.
Obi-Wan: Be mindful of your thoughts, Anakin. Don't rush into things, Anakin.
Also Obi-Wan: Dives headfirst out a window after a fucking droid.
What even is the whole droid/speeder chase though? It's like George just decided that anything goes and the audience will just take his shit (spoiler alert: We did).
How much do you wanna bet Jango was following this whole chase just like "Smfh, do I have to do everything myself?"
Obi-Wan saying he hates it when Anakin jumps off high things when Obi-Wan didn't just do that himself 5 minutes ago would be me as a parent.
Idk why, but "She went into the club, Master!" is a way more funny line to me than it should be.
Yeah, Death Sticks dude is hilarious, but can we talk about the pink Twi'lek that looks like she fell in love when Anakin waves at her table lmao. Like honestly same, girl, same.
Ooh Anthony Daniels cameo.
And here we see Padmé turning over her power to the most powerful Sith in the-- Oh, whoops, I mean Jar Jar Binks. Silly me.
How does Padmé see Anakin bitch out like a child and still wanna fuck him? I don't get it. Like he's cute and all but his personality is uglyyyy. To be fair though, Obi-Wan seems like he can be a dick sometimes. Very helicopter parent seeming.
EW STOP WITH THAT CREEPY EXPRESSION YOU LOOK LIKE A SERIAL KILLER. And didn't Anakin learn anything from Obi-Wan's constant flirting with anything with legs? Why is he so bad at pick up lines?
Padmé talking down Anakin as a Jedi in front of the Naboo dignitaries is incredibly awkward and just downright rude, honestly. I hate how that scene feels and I really wish they had taken it out or just not had it in the first place. What purpose did it serve? We're trying to root for their romance, not pit them against each other, damn...
I love the look of the Kaminoans. Creepy as hell but fun to look at. Their history is very interesting as well.
THE LAKE DRESS MY GOD THE LAKE DRESS. I love it so much, but also is she trying to tempt poor Anakin? It practically goes down to her ass in the back...
"We keep him here", like Jango is a pet dog or something lol.
I just love how the Jedi Order essentially ordered Anakin to go on a romantic getaway with a very attractive young female senator like that wasn't the worst fucking decision in the history of ever. "Oh yes, this horny 20 year old Padawan with an authority problem would never do anything behind our backs."
Oh look, it's my Mandalorian husband (sorry, actual husband :* love you). But really though, I'm so sad that this and the video game Bounty Hunter are the most Temuera ever got to play Jango, other than the occasional one line part. Jango is who made me fall in love with Mandalorian culture and we were robbed, man. Can't believe it took 18 years to bring Tem back to Star Wars. Disgraceful. The guy is amazing. And the way he speaks Mando'a? Ugh, perfection.
Why is Padmé insisting on wearing the sexiest outfits she owns? Like what is this slinky black corset number? It's like she's trying to torment him.
Also Hayden delivers these awful fucking lines better than most would in his situation... Even Natalie is struggling. But Hayden's speech at the beginning of the fireside scene is just sooooo cringy, no one could save that. Not even Leonardo DiCaprio could make that sound romantic.
This Obi-Wan vs. Jango fight is AMAZING. I'm pretty sure this is the first time we ever saw a Mandalorian really fight. Now we have a whole TV show. Oh, how the times change.
The seismic charges are hands down the most satisfying sounding weapon in all of Star Wars. I have it as my text ringtone. Scares the shit out of me whenever I get a text. 10/10.
#star wars episode ii: attack of the clones#Star wars#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#Padmé amidala#sheev palpatine#Jango fett#count dooku#Mace Windu#Yoda
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