#fuckig love these dumbasses
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i usually cannot stand first person povs anymore but my god is percy jackson and apollo the only exceptions
#meow#they have absolute bangers for thoughts#pjo#toa#percy jackson#pjo apollo#lester papadopoulos#where else can i get bangers like “i come preloaded with sarcasm”#or “find someone who loves you the way my girlfriend pushes me off a cliff”#absolute fucking bangers#or fucking apollo's haiku titles#fuckig love these dumbasses
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character ask thing hmmmmm chromedome mtmte
Send me a little shit and i'll do the thing with them.
Chromedome
Sexuality Headcanon: Gay!
Gender Headcanon: Masc
A ship I have with said character: REWIND!!! FUCKIG REWIND. I LOVE THEM TOGETHER.
A BROTP with them: Never really thought of it!
A NOTP with them: Chromedome and Prowl
A Random Headcanon: he enjoys baking! it helps w/ his memory sometimes too.
General Opinion: i love him. dumbass. i may not remember him too well but i adore him. so much.
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ok the gaming community (12 year olds and adults both) love to use the word abuse when like they mean they had a good game and I just wanna smack everyone like I don’t think you mean what you’re saying you’re a fuckig dumbass and I tell anyone who says it in my chat to fuck off
#like. the word itself is fine but I KNOW they mean it in a way that’s like OH I POPPED OFF AND ABUSED THAT WHOLE TEAM like stfu#i know that’s what they mean cause everyone loves to say the f word too#so fucking casually#like 9 year olds just shouting
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Sometimes I wonder why I rarely read fix-it fics with WWX and JCs relationship... now I realized, I just did and tears are rolling down my face
#theyre just so fuckig tragic#but in such a different way that wangxian#bc jc is a fucking emotional dumbass#and wwx is just a dumbass#and theyre to peoud or insecure to fix it even tho they have the chance now#like wangxian gets their happy endning#jungmeng brothers do now#but is family and i love familiar relationships#but i usually skip fics with that focus#apparently im not emotionally ready/caple for it#mdzs#me#mo dao zu shi#the untamed
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Hm.
#fuck everyone asking and posting dumbass shit on my posts about my gender and sexuality#i did not spend the last decade and some change figuring out myself and finally being content with my labels for you bitches to come in here#like you fucking own the place#and try to tell me what this or this means#and what's real or not real#my bitch ass is t google#google is google#you take your shit to yahoo answers and figure out that shit on your fucking own#i dont owe you shit and i sure enough dont owe anyone a damn explanation about anythig involving me#if i want to be a bi ace i will fuciig be a bi ace and work it like a damn harm#if i want to identify as nb you will damn well acknowledge that identity is real because i am real and i am nb#i didnt go through a decade of self hatred for some dumbass non nb or non ace bitch to tell me my identites arent legit#fuckayou bitch#not vo/tron#ki bitches#im takig a fuckig nap#anyone wants to talk or ask me shit dm me#anyways#to the ppl that were actually nice and supported me i love you and my nb ace would give you 100k cash if i could afford it
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OKAY SO I THOUGHT DRUNK HAJIME WOULD BE FUN! idk the thought of just some guy hajime hinata ™ getting absolutely wasted and completely losing himself and just being a fool and insane
-only drinks fruity drinks. Piña colada enjoyer.
-he doesn't enjoy drinking bc he know he's literally so embarrassing and he need to take care of everyone else as well
-sometimes he decides to relax and just drink a lil bit but that's the devil talking
-tho it doesn't really matter if hajime drinks a lot bc he gets drunk pathetically fast, doesn't even finish his drink. He's a mess, absolutely trashed very early into the party!!!
-a very volatile drunk, no one but ibuki can keep up
-he'll dance, randomly pick someone, hug them, start dancing with them, cry because he loves his friends SO much, repeat.
-goes up to anyone just to hug them for like….an hour
-if he's feeling vulnerable, he cries and not quietly
-you can barely understand what he's even talking about. Like he'll say "if that makes sense" after forming the most batshit sentence you've ever heard
-that and most of the time he is just saying gibberish. Ibuki is the only one who gets what him in this state
Loses everything at the party cottage keys, his tie, his fuckig shoes, eventually finds them in the weirdest places ....three days later
-at some point during the night he just passes out. once he's out of it the room dissolves into absolute chaos
-hang over is a bitch, he has a killer headache, wants to throw up and scream and cry he don't remember anything 😩
-he swears up and down the party simply didn't happen
-all of the photos and videos of the party are gone in the morning
askdjhaks oh mygod hajime being super sappy and clingy is my favorite thing, i imagine that he'll end up staring at one of his friends for a couple minutes unlit they notice, and then he'll start tearing up and be like "youre such a god frreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiinnndddddd" he get a multitude of reactions from this
imposter: *prolonged sigh*................................................
*pulls him into a hug*
hiyoko: *bonks him on the head* mahiruuuuuuuuu hajime's crying agaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnn
mikan: *runs away*
ibuki: *starts crying too* i was just thinkin the same thing abt youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
fuyuhiko: pft, ok dumbass *under breath* you'reagoodfriendtoo.....
nagito: *panics and attempts to comfort him by awkwardly patting head*
#i love these alsjdhkasjhdkas#asks#macoisinanartica#alchohol tw#drunk mention#sdr2#dr#dr hcs#hajime#sunny speaks
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Here is part 2 of my CATS (2019) thoughts that I wrote when I watched the movie for the first time 2 years ago!
Beautiful Ghosts
Francesca you’re doing wonderful sweetie
You’re obviously not a trained singer, but for the purpose of your character’s plot point and reason to be singing it fits so perfectly
Though the arc of beloning with the jellicles came too fast and too soon in the film
She should’ve sung verse 1, chorus, verse 2 and maybe another chorus now and then the bridge later in the film
Moments of Happiness
Judi Dench no
Bring in Syllabub
That is all
Dialogue Interlude
Okay I didn’t mind this bit
However Victoria had already had the arc that she belongs with the Jellicles so her apprehension didn’t make sense
Gus The Theatre Cat
Does ALW suddenly have something against duets?
God Bless Ian McKellen but this number was really quite bleh
I did notice Skimbles putting his tap shoes on side stage
Would’ve been cuter if Misto did the duet with him
Magic Misto boy was cute at the end tho
WHY SO MUCH YOWLING THO??!!
That “I could do it again” comment was a nice nod though
I’m still not entirely sure how Macavity makes Gus disappear but alright then
Skimbleshanks
This is another number that I really enjoyed
Munkymoo again ur doing so good
Also ur little duet with your daughter syllabub - I saw that and I loved it
Tap dancing skimbles is not something i thought i’d like, but I did really like it
It was a really fun number
How they got to the traintracks, idk but ya know what who cares
Thinking about it now, the transition from the tracks to carriage, I’m just imagining like several minutes of awkward silence as they all shuffle onto a carriage and then “5, 6, 7, 8-″ and the number continues
Plato and Socrates being the guard asking about the tea was adorable
It took everything in me to not shout “WEAK OR STRONG”
Also not totally hating on Skimbles redesign
Deadass though, 2019!Skimbles X 2019! Jenny wouldn’t work
But yeah this is a fun number
OKAY NOW SKIMBLES IS A FAIRY FLYER OKAY THEN
He Jay Jay Jetplaned right up there huh
All the other kidnapping, Macavity put actual effort, but Skimbles just went fwoop fwoop fwoop up into the sky
Macavity The Mystery Cat
Okay
Okay then
Here we go
Taylor Swift
This number would actually be good if the CGI didn’t look appalling and Taylor Swift wasn’t singing like that
It’s so breathy and weak wtf
Are you trying to be sexy? That ain’t sexy hun. That ain’t it cheif
Low key want a bedazzled thing that says catnip ngl
This choreography is really.... somethin’
Honestly, the best thing about this number was the cinema’s horrified gasps when nakey nakey macavity showed up
Listen listen, mac’s appearance wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t look like he had oil on him, rather than fur!! longer fur please i beg of you
shortest short hair in the history of the world
ALSO DRUGGING OF THE CATS
WTF
The catnip looks like fireflies from hell
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer being Bomba’s assistants? Gold. Love it
Why didn’t you do more with Griddlebone? Why didn’t you do more with Griddlebone?!
I never needed to see Taylor Swift and Oiled Up Idris Elba as cats dancing, let alone up a staircase straight from a 1940′s Broadway Musical
Kidnapping Interlude
Dooch (Old Doot Dench) really just said “access denied”
“I judge a cat on his soul” “he has soul!” “i’ve got plenty of soul”
The way that Lonz (???) and Munk all but flying over to M&R - fuckig superb you funky protectors
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer you wonderful chaotic dumbasses what did you think was going to happen
All of the contestants tied up? Yeah okay. Skimbles looks like he’s suffocating and everyone else is just fine with it I guess?
“Walk the plank”
Magical Mr Mistofelees
In case y’all haven’t heard, Laurie Davidson aka Mr Mistofelees is babey
Who is biting on Misto’s hat?
Also Syllabub you are so into this and I love it!
I’m about to say something controversial please don’t come for me - I think it worked that Munk and Misto were singing Mr Mistofelees
Who needs a hype man when you’ve got the Jellicle Tribe?
Cass’ face is a mood and a half and I high key want a gif of it
Victoria’s faith in him is beautiful
Oh no I’m shipping them
oh no
that wasn’t part of the plan
Syllabub you are literally the most fascinated out of the whole group and I adore you so damn much
The summoning attempts went on maybe a little bit too long and there wasn’t as much theatrics about as I had hoped
The happiness on the Jellicles faces is wholesome as heck though - especially Munk and also Tugger
And then misto flew and honestly I am so proud of him
He is my son! Look at my son go!
Also the ending bit with Vic and Misto dancing together in the middle for some reason gave me flashbacks to the end of the Greatest Showman
But very cute
Memory (Reprise)
Let’s first of all address the elephant in the room: I am still furious that they gave Syllabub/Jemima’s roles to Victoria and that definitely showed while I was watching it BUT-
I don’t think it would’ve worked in the film if Syllabub sang those bits
Syllabub works in the show, not the movie
Ummmm why is Victoria touching Griz before the “touch me” line???
Everyone’s - especially Munk’s - distaste for Griz as Vic leads her in was just really good and I liked it
The reprise is better than the original
The way that Cassandra’s expressions and actions change, especially during this number really makes it seem like she is the daughter of Griz and deadass I’m here for it
Still mad about Syllabub’s not getting to sing her but but it’s fiiiiiiine i guessss
Also there is a shot of Syllabub and Demeter together somewhere during this scene and I 1) don’t care that they don’t look anything alike and 2) don’t know who I have to sell my soul to but I will find it and treasure it
MUNK CRYING HURT MY SOUL AND HEART OF HEARTS
THAT’S NOT OKAY
NOT AT ALL
MY HEART IS ACHING
Macavity Battle
What the heck is this? It’s epic music that our pal Munkystripes uses to fight Mr Macaroni but it’s... a comedy?
“Don’t mess with the crazy cat lady” Rebel why
Also why did jenny unzip herself again i didn’t like it the first time, why is it even worse in the second but
oop Macavity’s not there
Ahh the use of the Firefrorefiddle line to scare Growltiger off, I genuinely adore
Journey to the Heaviside Layer
Ughh those harmonies always get me going
Again I am all eyes on Sillabub
I wondered how they were going to do the ascension into the heaviside layer
Not like that
Not like that
Chandelier and hot air balloon............oooookay then
All the cats on the lion being happy to see their kidnapped pals was genuinely sweet
Also Syllabub got to stand with all like the other named cats, and not with the ensemble which makes my heart happy
Macavity wtf
The Addressing of Cats
God, I really do ship Mistoria in this film huh? Was the plotline rushed? Yes. Does my hopeless romantic heart care? Nope!
Dooch really just went 😐 huh
I hate it
No
Nope.
The adressing of cats should be a final part of the ceremony not a fucking fourth wall break jesus christ
Okay, but Munk’s reaction when Dooch started talking about food
hhhhh Babey
Though if Dooch could stop staring into my soul, that’d be appreciated
“I believe you are a Jellicle Cat - a dear little cat”
I liked that line for two reasons. 1) It is a nod to the origin to the phrase “Jellicle cat”. 2) It makes me think that that is the only true qualifications to be a Jellicle, making Victoria undoubtedly a Jellicle because have you seen her??
Was that final shot of the balloon necessary?
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Minecraft is better than Roblox
This is smt my friend wrote for their English assignment cuz they were out of ideas for a topic they were passionate abt. So, @imsatansfavouritespawn suggested they write about how Minecraft is better than Roblox cuz my frnd loves Minecraft better than Roblox. Pls don’t b insulted by the following essay, cuz this is just for fun, they don’t really mean it. *smiles awkwardly*
P.S Don’t mind the grammatical errors, my frnd’s horrible at that.
Minecraft is much better than roblox because the roblox community is much more toxic than the Minecraft community, when u log into Minecraft you receive a small positive message on the right hand corner of your screen but when you log onto literally ANY roblox game you get surrounded by ugly useless losers who want to pick a fight over the internet because they have nothing else to do with their sad lonely life, most of these people are teenagers such as me and they use it as a getaway from their crippling mental health. BUT Minecraft is also a valid getaway and its better because I use it as a getaway therefore its better. Minecraft is a calm game that teaches you how to slaughter rude zombies, skeletons, creepers, spiders and witches so it teaches you to get rid of the toxic people in your life and it teaches to kill certain animals because such as pigs and cows so that you can get food that teaches you how to fend for yourself in the wild. So by playing Minecraft you learn how to survive in the wild while Roblox teaches you to be a big fat ugly ass bitch with no purpose In life because no one fucking likes you u little stupid hoe. In roblox all the games are very laggy and has shitty details and no purpose in the game play other than to be stupid and dumb and bully poor little kids and then complain why little kids these days are so sad at a young age BECAUSE BITCH UR THE FUCKING REASON DUMBASSS. Also Minecraft can improve you mental state because it can be calm and nice and gentle but you can also let all your anger out into the game when you yell at your screen everytime A STUPID GODDAM CREEPER BLOWS UP YOU HOUSE THAT YOU WORKED SOOO HARD ON BECAUSE LIKE DAMN IM MINDING ME BUISNESS AND UR DUMBASS DECIDES TO RUIN MY HARD WORK LIKE DAMN LEAVE ME ALONE U ASSHOLE. But when u play roblox you release you negative feelings onto other younger children that want to be their annoying selves and mind their own business and hang out with other younger kids and be REALLY GODDAMN CRINGY LIKE DAMN ITS SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME SOO MUCHHHHHHHH LIKE SHUT UP NO ONE CARES IF U DRESSED UP AS A PRINCESS IN ROYAL HIGH CUZ UR NOT A PRINCESS U UGLY RAT LIKE STFU NO ONE CARES UR NOT HALF DEMON AND ANGEL AND WOLF AND WHATEVER THE HELL U WANT OK ITS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE. And because of the negativity that Roblox has on younger children I think its very negative because you might cuss at your laptop daily you wouldn’t hurt anyone else’s feelings because you never know the person you cuss out on the Roblox server could be the future president and they remember u and your username and they track you down and torture your family and then kill them in front of you and then ship you off to an island where they launch a missile to kill you all because of the trauma they experienced from you insult towards them on Roblox 63 years ago. But in Minecraft that cant happen because in Minecraft is mostly played by older people because they are more mature and ISN’T filled with little kids THAT HAVE FUCKING TERRIBLE COMBACKS LIKE DAMN “NO U” IS A SHIT COMBACK WTF ARE U IN 2014? LIKE STFU U UGLY ASS HOE AND YOU HAVE TO AUDACITY TO CALL ME DUMB LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW UR FUCKING TIMES TABLES DON’T TALK TO ME YOU DEMENTED FUCKING OGER LIKE WTF YOU OUT HERE CLAIMING YOU’RE A SHY LOST PRINCESS WITH FUCKING HIDDEN POWERS AND SHIT AND LIKE 3 SECONDS LATER WHEN I TELL U ITS NOT TRU YOU TRY TO CUSS ME OUT WITH THE ROBLOX CENSOR ON LIKE BITCH YOU CANT SAY U FUCKING WHORE THIS IS WHY UR PARENTS HATE YOU AND UR MOM LEFT WITH ANOTHER MAN WHEN YOU WERE 3 OK UR SUCH A MISTAKE YOUR OWN CREATOR LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU CANT THINK OF CREATIVE INSULTS ALL U SAY IS THAT IM TRASH OR THAT IM UGLY LIKE HOE I LOOK BETER THAN U IRL UR UGLY ASS CANT SAY SHIT ABOUT ME OK LIKE I CALLED YOU A FUCKING WALKING ZOO EXPERMENT FAILIURE SO DUMB COME AT WITH A “NO U” BITCH I WILL THROW YOU OUT A WINDOW IF U WERE NEAR ME UR SO FUCKIG PLAIN ATLEAST COMEBACK AT ME WITH SOMETHING CREATIVE WTF. And that my friends is why Minecraft I better than Roblox 😊
That’s it. Hope you enjoyed it. Cuz I’m rolling around and laughing rn. This is the fygly rat who wrote this: @minecraftfishy69
#minecraft#roblox#random#idk what to tag this as#essay#english#english essay#assignment#class#school#high school#things my frnds do
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Praxeus rewatch time BABEY!
Jodie Whittaker narrate my life challenge
also, how did I miss that this is set in like,, 10 years in the future ldjdkd
smh jake, you can't go round tackling kids
omg gf's
jesus fucking christ, that poor girls face got clawed right off
love how when we first see 13 she's a complete disaster
nEED SOME HELP OVER HEEeEeeRReEEe
Gabriela checking out Ryan's abs - bi rights
oh god, this bits so gross
mans just fucking exploded, holy fuck
"despite the fact that was overly alarming.... don't be overly alarmed" yeah, don't think that's gonna work doc
"and a talking cat" y'know, casual
Ryan Sinclair, the great bird detective
I really love this look on Ryan? Big coat is a good look on him
that operating room bit gave me mad World Enough and Time flashbacks
who are we kidding, it's probably the same set skfjkfjfkf
that Praxeus shit looks so gross wtf
I love Gabriela with my entire being
people fucken explode and 13's like "okay"
"unplug him and get him out!"
"you said that wasn't safe!"
"situation's changed! get out!" why is this so funny to me
lshskd 13 just appearing like "👁️👄👁️hello"
"haven't factured you into this. too busy thinking about that cat" ldjfkfhf
I FUCKIG LOVE THIS MUSIC. I NEED THIS FUCKING SOUNDTRACK IN MY LIFE
wishy coat wishy coat wishy coat
omg, conflict
Yes. Yaz and Gabriela are now girlfriends
I don't make the rules
the Doctor has no time for this guys surprise
like "wtf is going?" "stfu, I'm concentrating. be surprised somewhere else"
13's hair is so fucking prettyyyy
the tardis has got a fucking Nokia ringtone. I love this bitch
graham's like "can we not have a marital spat right now?"
"that's why you smell of dead bird! I thought you changed your shower gel" ksbdkdj bitch you can talk, you don't even wash your clothes
"doc! Adams in a bad way in there, I think we made a mistake unplugging him from all that stuff in Hong Kong. or maybe you just wanna stand out here watching birds" lmao graham's having NONE of it
I love Gabriela's wee theme, omg
"Ryan, could you dissect this bird for me?" nbd
Graham and Ryan dumbasses unite
"do you have any idea what it's like to be married to someone that impressive" OH NO GRAHAM'S FACE. HE'S THINKING OF GRACE. STOP THIS. THIS IS BULLYING AHHHDHFHHF
"didn't teleport into an active volcano! result!" yaz, you say that as if that's happened before.
"autons?" oh my heart
"did she say brains? plural?" ldjdldj
"hey, doc, that's not a thought - that's a random phrase" graham's so sick of her shit kdjfkjfj
"excuse me. I'm not full of plastic."
"you're full of something" KDHDKDBDKNC RYAN
"hey, doc, let's get rid of this bird cause it really, really smells"
"no." dkdjjd
"see what the bird's natural enzymes are doing?"
"oh yeah. clear as mud!" dkjfjf
everyone is so sick of each others shit, I can't deal with them dknfkfjf
"oh, I'm a sucker for a scientist" 13 out here being a massive lesbian
her EYES OH NY GOD
"thanks for coming for us, eventually" okay yaz, I know she's got a Time machine but she didn't take t h a t long ldjdkfn
"look at you going off on your own and not getting killed" the Doctor's had too much experience with companions going off on their own and dying and that the bar is on the fucking floor
yaz is so disappointed that she didn't find a planet, bless
"ooh, wait, I'm having half a thought" me
suki just fucking explodes and 13's like "fucking, goddammit, not again"
THE GAYS GET TO LIVE
"tiny flaw" *explains quite a massive flaw*
"that's a bit more than a tiny flaw, doc" Graham really is having none of it
YES GAY
"what can I say? I'm a romantic" THEN MENTION YOUR WIFE OR SOMETHING >:(
I can't believe the gays got to live, well done Chibnall
omg I love Jodie's voice sm
I really liked that ep, wasn't as big and surprising as fotj obviously, but still v good. I'd give it an 8/10
#next week's looks so fucking freaky I'm looking forward to it#I can't believe that's us over half way through series 12#it's gonna be a long ass year without it :((#like#I really wanna know what happens#but at the same time#I really don't want it to end#why can't we have longer seasons chibs#why cut it from 12 to 10#a lot more could be done :(#doctor who#13th doctor#jodie whittaker#dw series 12#praxeus#team tardis#dw spoilers#doctor who spoilers
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spoilers for a bunch of movies i guess, its 7 am and i only marginally slept and now im pissed off at ad astra again
the worst part about The Bad Space Movie is that i'd bet my left nut that every single cis straight white men who work as critics are circle jerking about it
i don't want to look it up because if i'm right i'm going to be so pissed off
The Goldfinch gets set ablaze for being... idefk like boring or weird whatever i heard when i! was! not! bored! a! single! second!!!
WITHOUT having read the book, and I've seen here (on tumblr) and there (on twitter) people saying that it's better if you've read the book
NOT BORED. ME.
AD ASTRA MADE SPACE BORING I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT
~space is empty... but its not~
YEAH NO SHIT
YOU PLANTED YOUR DUDE THERE
take fuckgnnfjfd Interstellar. interstellar has a plot point where Shit happens because of someone who was planted there.
but its like... a plot point, a logical thing where theres A Bunch Of People Out There For A Reason, and one of them does bad shit. it's not the ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT OF THE MOVIE. it's interesting. it comes out of nowhere if you're a dumbass like me. its exciting and sad and terrifying, but also you understand the dude's reason for going bonkers like that
IN AD ASTRA, I... DONT... KNOW???......
WHY THE FUCK WAS HE OUT THERE... DID HE KILL THOSE PEOPLE? WAS THE WHOLE THING AN ACCIDENT???
WHAT THE FUCK
also in Interstellar i was not sat down and explained everything line by fucking line
ad astra is the perfect example of what happens when you tell and don't show!! ITS BORING AS SHIT A N D I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING
except that Ruth Negga was there, i love her, she was perfect and beautiful and i love her
ALSO
the fucking fake science
Interstellar has a bunch of it but it WORKS because theres also a lot of REAL science and REALISTIC fake science, and when the black hole... does that, you've been in tears for 7 hours and are wondering how you're going to survive the next 5, and it doesnt matter bc at this point the film has paused being a space movie and started being about humans again. and you're in tears
ad astra... actually i think i cried, yeah, because at some point i yawned six times in a row and after four yawns my eyes automatically produce tears, idk, that's a thing they do, my doc says it's fine
i just got bit by a fucking mosquito, it's october man fuck off
okay, ad astra
it's just... it could have been cool... even with the shitty plot... ive seen movies with worse plots than that...
you know what
since im talking space movies, fuckig Jupiter Ascending... JUPITER ASCENDING DUDE
THIS MOVIES WEIRD AS FUUUUUCK AND THE SCIENCE IS SOOOO FAKE BUT
ITS SO GOOD???? THEY'RE HAVING FUN. IM HAVING FUN. SPACE QUEEN REINCARNATION IS RECOGNIZED BY BEES AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH DOG MAN SOLDIER
HELL YEAH
Jupiter Ascending isnt exactly good but SHIT its amazing? THATS a movie i DO cry do!!!
anyway if ad astra wins.... literally any award im flying to brad pitt's house superman style and im making him eat an entire aloe vera plant
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1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 23, 25, And 28 for the S.O/Crush asks?
1) Describe them in 3 words
-Gay
-Nerd
-Fuckig Cutie
this could literally b any1 but tbh it describes all my dm’s :/
3) What mannerisms do they have?
idrk what mannerisms mean cuz im a dumbass but sometimes Villi copies the ‘mean 2 me’ thing i say irl and i find it fuckn adorable
4) Do they play an instrument?
idk??? if any of my dms do?????????? at least not avidly?
5) How did you meet/become introduced to them?
I met @a-bra-ca-fuck-you thru @lisawilbourn and @murdoc-fucker-420 thru them both and @majestictophat and i met b4 when they realized i was the maker of a shitter errorfresh comic and we kept talkin’
6) Favourite thing they’ve ever said/texted/messaged?
hey honeslty every convo with every 1 i talk to is a ride it could b anything
10) Sweetest thing they’ve done for you?
honestly?????????? exist around me
11) Have you dreamed about them?
YEA i’ve dreamt about them all actually!!!
12) Have they dreamed about you? (if you know)
I know Villi has dreamed about me :3c
23) What do you do together?
since me and villi talk daily we talk a lot n shit and we sometimes voice chat n shit jut to hear eachother even if we aint playin the same game n shit, i like talkin’ and sendin weird stuff to Pyx and i like sending kale love n support thru asks
25) Do they remind you of any music?
kinda??? i have a ‘lovey dovey’ playlist i listen 2 when im gay af so
28) How do you greet each other?
usually a conversation or some weird shit like “hey bitch”
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for reference on my very much happening noir fic
cc tinsley: that one private detective the sadder family hired to find their very much kidnapped children. shane loves him
ricky goldsworth: ryan’s creepy alter ego who likes intimidating people into letting him check into hotels
dr. fear: i honestly don’t remember what episode he’s from but ryan says he fucking murked cc tinsley
louise: the chick who helped pay for artemus ogletree’s funeral and sent the ‘love forever’ card
shane and ryan: you dumbasses know who they are
don: the mysterious guy from the artemus ogletree saga (possibly artemus’s gay lover according to detective horsley)
holly horsley: the only true crime novelist i will ever trust outside of vincent bugliosi
db cooper: the most famous airplane highjacker. the inspiration behind the name of one of the modern world’s most iconic fbi agent (dale cooper)
artemus ogletree: the mysterious man who was beaten to death and said he fell against the fuckig bathtub
#personal#I'd like to work on it more#but ao3 is down for some reason#but I'm gonna bang out that first chapter
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slike what can you do i can fucking Run from it even more i can pretend like its Not A Thing but the reality of the fucking situation is a big old: Welp. like there’s really nothing i can fucking do and nowhere i can fucking go and who Cares i should just die but i never fucking do fucking. dumbass fucking Idiot dumbass me and i dont know man i dotn fucking kno m just. a joke i know im just a fucking joke and slike. who doesnt fucking th ink that???
man i dont know m fucking just sobbing and i keep fucking writing bi g fucking. rants stupid fucking rants like its gonna change anything like its going to Fucking Matter and i know it wont i know it wont but Bursting and i jssut. i odnt know what im just
like m just Mad and upset and yknow when you just. Wish you werent a fucking joke. wish you were like... i dont even know if it ufkcing makes sense. yknow when u just wish u were Equal to everyone else- you werent so fucking det ached, and you weren’t so. Inferior. slike man m jsut. sic k and fuck ing tired of eveyrone fuck ing rub bing in my face how fucking wor thless i am and slike. half the time they dont even fucking realise theyre doing it??? and i cant SSay anything because i know it doesnt matter i know ym fucking word is Zero i know it and i hear it in their fucking voice that they think everything that comes out my mouth is stupid fucking hors eshit. i hate it whne the people that “”Care”” think im nothing but a delusional fucking wreck and dont even lis t en to a god damn fucking Thing tha t i ahev to say, because all my thoughts Ever fucking are to them - everything that i am - is complete and utt er fucking garbage nonsense because im stupid, and they know be tter and what does anyhting i fucking say even Mean because im so worthless. and i know im fuckin worthless because God Knows they aint fucking. treat me like i fucking am and im not saying i dont deserve it?? because i probably do. like if everyone acts like that then it isnt them thats he problem. im comfortable with the fact its me and my fault and i dont know but maybe im not because im so fuck ing upset all the fucking tiem about it and i cant just take it i have to be a brat and i have to fucking cry constantly about not being Enough about being so fuck ing small and pathetic and i dont know man ifucking
i wish i’d just kill myself i wish i Did all the fucking time or i wish i’d ran away before properly not just come crawling back when i was scared im a fucking idiot for thinkin there was anything back here and i know theres nothing anywhere but i dont fucking know i dont fucking know i’d love a fucking bullet in my skull right about know and slike man man man i jsut fucking so sick of jsut existng m so sick of jsut . being Here and tangible and having too Breathe and exist and on top of that m so sick of my self i just fucking want to strangle my self iGOD i jsut wanna hit myself so so fucking bad i feel fucking sick i wanna Vomit and yknow when ur just. gettng stressy and upset at your own fucking body just fucking feeling the MADDENING impulse to fucking rip it and chip away Bit by fuckig Bit because its horrible its ha Horrible thing to exist im fucking stupid im so so fucking . im so mad at everything that i am like yknow when youre just like- why cant you be something worthwhile for once why did you HAVE to be so fucking incomepetent so ntohing so fucking worthless, why is it that no mtter howw hward you try you fucking get nowhere and get nothing and no one fucking gives a shit REALLY not really youre an idiot and everyone can taste it and thats aaaalll you are [wwooooowowoowowoowowowoow] DARN my fuckign. like i fucking know i know i know mmjsut. sssssssss
#egg.txt#[record scratch]#cant tag this good apologies#just dont rread if ur upset by anything i guess
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My cute as hell dumbass boyfriend keeps this pic of me - in his boxers, on my phone, singing I love you Honeybear - in his wallet and I hate him so fuckig much
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IT IS A HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST GOAT
@fucshias @jiilys MY LOVE GOATY. MY MOST BEAUTIFUL GOAT. MY SUN. MY STARS. MY BEAUTIFUL HOOVED CREATURE OF GOD. I HAVE ARRIVED TO SAY SOME IMPORTANT THINGS BUT FIRSTLY I LOVE YOU I LOVE I LOVE YOU
U R READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW DUE TO A VERY IMPORTANT REASON AND THIS IMPORTANT REASON IS THAT
*CHOKES BACK TEARS*
IT IS UR BIRTHDAY.
*SCREAMING*
OK OKI DOKI BEFORE I START: I AM NOT ACTUALLY HERE BUT DO NOT BE D I S E N H E AR T E N E D BC I JUST DONT HAVE WIFI BUT I PROMISE U SOMEWHERE OUT THERE I AM SULKING AND FIGHTING A WALL AND ALSO SETTING OFF FIREWORKS BC !!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS UR FUCKING DAY AND IM SORRY I COULD NOT WISH U BUT I LOVE U SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH I AM HERE W/ U IN SPIRIT
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT TURN THE FUCK UP HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO MY LOVE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U UR EXCELLENT AND I LOVE YOU AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK BINCH HOW ARE U SEVENTEEN TODAY U ASSHOLE (COPYRIGHT U KNOW WHO) WHO ALLOWED U TO BE LIKE THIS AND ALSO I LOVE YOU. AND ALSO I CANT BELIEVE UVE DONE THIS. UR LITERALLY SEVENTEEN TODAY I AM NOT ALRIGHT AND I NEED U TO HOLD ME BECAUSE I AM GOING TO COME OVER AND FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING A DRAMATIC BITCH I WILL FAINT IN UR ARMS I AM 100% NOT ALRIGHT
like,,,, HONESTLY u are so. fucking. great. WHERE DO I EVEN START.
FIRST AND FOREMOST I WANNA SAY I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS FOR UR BDAY I LOVE YOU GOATY I AM SO PUMPED THAT UR SO OLD ITS RIDICULOUS @ ME FUCK OFF ALRIGHT BUT. JUST. I LOVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY U GOAT UR BEYOND INCREDIBLE
UR OFFICIALLY A DANCING QUEEN UR YOUNG AND SWEET. ONLY. *SMASHES OPEN MY WINDOW AT 12 MIDNIGHT* SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
SO OH MY GOD. I AM CURRENTLY YELLING BECAUSE??????????? LIKE???????????????? YOU'RE SEVENTEEN??????? HOW DID WE EVEN COME TO THIS POINT ITS INSANE LIKE HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SEVENTEEN WE'RE ALL JUST STILL TINY SMOLS WHERE ARE U GOING WHY ARE U GROWING OLDER STOP IT PLS ALRITE I DO NOT LIKE. MY PRECIOUS GOAT SUNSHINE WHO IS A PROFESSIONAL PAJAMA CONSULTANT A REAL SOLID BUSINESSWOMAN WHO DRIVES AND SHIT AND COULD PROBABLY RUN ME OVER AND IS 6'3 SO IF U WOULD SIT ON ME I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY DIE UR OFFICIALLY A DANCING QUEEN AND I AM CRYING
but in all seriousness I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU i am FOREVER AND EVER glad that i met u LIKE I FUCKIN HATE U GODMDAN FUCKIBG GOAT MAKING ME REBLOG THIGNS FUCK YUO FUCK O FF but like????? apart from that UR FUCKING BEYOND FABULOUS and i have decided to compile a list of reasons why u are unbelievably great and have earned ur title of being a dancing queen/brilliant goat/actual love of my life. bc u are excellent. AND IT MUST BE WRITTEN OUT HERE SOMEWHERE THAT I LOVE YOU.
OK OK OK SO HERE WE GO BINCHES. PREPARE URSELF. THIS IS GONNA BE SUPER LENGTHY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU A LOT AND I AM GONNA DO A 'ON THE JELLICOE ROAD' WORTHY REVIEW OF U BUT LIKE A SHITTIER VERSION SO U BETTER FUNKIN BUCKLE UP BITCH
LEZGO:
IS OBVIOSULY FABULOUS
IS A REAL LIFE GIRAFFE
WE ARE BLESSED TO HAVE ONE ROAM OUT OF CAPTIVITY LIKE............. WE ARE STRONGLY BLESSED
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH
CLAIMS TO HAVE 'barely any leg but a huge torso' and interpret this how u want bUT i just wanna say u r the most fucked up giraffe ever ok what the fuck WHO HURT YOU
apparently dis binch owns a bunny AND NEVER TOLD ME SHE DID
owns a problematic rabbit bc it pees everywhere
said problematic rabbit likes to pee everywhere so much its ridiculous it has no respect for the value of items of modern society and thus in my opinion should be sent to COURT
@ rabbit U NASTY OK PLS GET UR PRIORITIES SORTED???? THIS HAS BEEN A MOTHERFUCKING PSA THANK U (CAROLINE I AM TRUSTING YOU TO SHOW THIS ON UR PHONE TO THE GODDAMN BUNNY I NEED IT TO KNOW)
is 100% excellent at looking after drunk people ALRITE literally THIS WOMAN IS A SAINT who has saved REAL LIVES tbh where would that poor child from your old intermediate be if u hadn't SAVED HIS ENTIRE LIFE from all that tequila he would DEAD thats fuKCIN RIGHT U DESERVE ALL THE MEDALS A TRUE HERO AMONG NEW ZEALANDERS. A NATIONAL ICON. SO BRAVE I AM SO PROUD I LOVE YOU ALWAYS
AND ALSO PULLING DRUNK MAKING OUT PEOPLE OFF EACH OTHER I JUST WANT U TO KNOW THAT UR EFFORTS ARE SO VERY RECOGNIZED BECAUSE ONE TIME I DID THAT AND I GOT PUNCHED IN THE THROAT I THOUGHT I DIED BECAUSE I SAW JESUS BUT IT WASNT ACTUALLY JESUS IT WAS JUST A POSTER TAPED TO A FRIDGE I WAS SCAMMED
her own mum has called the police on her and was 100% ready for some quality fun family jailtime
ALSO ONE TIME GOATY ACCIDENTALLY FUCKED UP SOMEONES REAR MIRROR AND THE VICTIMS OF THE INCIDENT DID NOT GIVE HALF A FUCK HOWEVER, HER MOTHER GOATY REPORTED SEVERAL FUCKS TO THE POLICE AND FILED AN ACCIDENT REPORT AND THAT WAS THE DAY MY GOATY BECAME A DARK CRIMINAL
*OMINOUS MUSIC*
I AM STILL WAITING FOR THE DAY I WALK MY BUTT INTO COURT AGAINST UR MUM COVERED HEAD TO ASS IN $3 PLASTIC BRACELETS BACKED BY UR UNEXPECTEDLY KLEPTOMANIAC SISTER AND A BASKET OF STOLEN WOMANS DAYS AND ALONG WITH BLING BLING JIMMY WE WILL RESTORE THE RIGHTEOUSNESS AND LACK OF CONSCIENCE ON THIS LOVELY EARTH
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGHT ABOUT UR MUM LIKE ACTUALLY ALL UR FAMILY MEMBERS ARE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF WILD AND..... I AM AFRAID
OK OK IT MUST BE SAID CAROLINE HAS THE MOST AMAIZNG VOICE ????? EVER
like i love her voice sm SO FUCKING MUCH I TELL U i have never heard anything like it and i want caroline to like read me books for hours AND HOURS AND NARRATE MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE because i love how unusually deep and shadowy her voice sounds like deep flowing river water or smth like i LOVE IT SO MUCH it. Is.So. Strange BUT I LOVE IT IT IS THE COOLEST GODDAMN THING THROW A BUCKET AT ME I LOVE YOU
HAS A VIDEO OF HERSELF DOING THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE AND I KNOW I HAVE PRAISED IT FOR TWO YEARS IN A ROW ALREADY LIKE @ ME PLZ CHILL BUT i will not i will NEVER it is solid entertainment a+++ QUALITY I AM LAUGHIGN IM LAUGHING I AM LAUGHING FOREVER those beautiful hops of pain across ur backyard ARE THE LAST THINGS I WANT TO SEE BEFORE GOD TAKES ME FROM THIS EARTH
WRONGFULLY FRAMED ME FOR HAVING SHIT DICK TENDENCIES AND THEN YELLED AT ME AND CALLED ME A GARAGE WHAT A BINCH I AM IN LOVE
loves yellow flowers AND ALL THE FLOWERS AND HEAVY ROSES AND IS A FULL OUT FLOWER HOE
IS DESPICABLE TEEN WOLF GARBAGE LIKE.... ive been scrolling through our fanmails AND MY HEART HUR T S G O A T Y hOld mE we were sO Y O U N G and like no lie i shit u not 80% oF THE FUCKING MESSAGES ARE U YELLING 'STYDIA IS GONNA HAPPEN THIS SEASON' AND 'OH MY GOD DID U SEE THAT STYDIA SCENE' AND DECLARATIONS OF LOVE FOR LYDIA MARTIN AND THE OTHER 20% IS U ASKIN ME IF IVE SEEN THE NEW TEEN WOLF I LOVE IT I LOVE YOU I AM SORRY TEEN WOLF KEEPS DISAPPOINTING US BOTH BUT STDYIA IS. DEFINIETELY. GONNA. HAPPEN. THIS. SEASON. IT HAS TO OR I WILL FUKIN FITE ALRIGHT GIVE US STYDIA OR GIVE US DEATH I LOVE UR TEEN WOLF LOVIBG ASS
anyway caroline is an utterly excellent person
if u were an ncea paper i would grade u with excellence
*FINGER GUNS*
like ?????deals with my stupid yelling ALL THE TIME
whenever i had a problem and went to my goaty she was so very understanding and patient AND DID NOT CALL ME A DUMBASS WHEN I DESERVED TO BE DECKED
TOLD ME THE TRU DEFINTION OF THE PHRASE 'SHOT'
TWO YEARS OF UTTER CONFUSION. ERASED FROM MY LIFE. PERMANENTLY.
MY SKIN?? CLEARED . MY FUTURE BILLS ??? PAID MY HUSBAND MARRIED MY STATUE FOR CAROLINE FULLY ERECTED
ok but like i can never say this enough goaty IS SO NICE TO TALK TO PLETAHE TALK TO ME FORVER SHE IS FABULOUS??? it blows my mind constantly that someone this incredible and special walks along this earth NONE OF US DESERVE THE GOAT
also ???? WHAT IN THE FUCK HOW HAVE I NOT MENTIONED THIS YET CAROLINE IS THE BEST WRITER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE SHE IS SO TALENTED EVERY TIME I READ ONE OF HER FICS I END UP THINKING ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS FOR 958495894 YEARS ALRIGHT THEY FUCK ME UP THEY WAY SHE HANDLES WORDS FUCKS ME UP HOW CAN YOUT TAKE FUCKING LETTERS AND THEN SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS LIKE THIS I AM NOT ALRIGHT I AM NOT ALRIGHT I AM NOT ALRIGHT I am Not Strong Enough For This
i am not even kidding ok THE WAY U HANDLE WORDS IS IN.FUCKING.CREDIBLE whenever u use them its like?? u turned them into something precious and all your writing have this feel to it like as if im holding a delicate bouqet of a thousand yellow flowers like im holding a butterfly in my hands like im holding a box of eggs and i am scared shitless to drop it bC MY DAD WILL PERSONALLY CRUCIFY ME
I AM AWFUL AT DESCRIPTIONS BUT I HOPE U SEE WHAT I MEAN. LIKE. IT IS SO *SCREAMS* MINBLOWING DECK ME WITH ALL UR WORDS EVER
I AM ONE HUNDRED FUCKING PERCENT NEVER OKAY WITH ANYTHING YOU WRITE IT HURTS SO GOOD AND I LOVE IT
ok ok this hoe right here has written THREE fics with a dedication for me at the beginning and like.............. ..... do u ever just cri
i have 'the glorious everywhere' printed out and FUCKING PINNED TO MY WALL WHERE I CAN SEE IT FROM ALL CORNERS OF MY ROOM ALWAYS back in my apartment in russia like it is legitimately the best thing. i love everything about this piece it should be adapted into a novel or a short film like PULL SOME FIFTY SHADES OF GREY SHIT W/ IT OK the imagery and REALNESS of this fic gets to me all the time and im crying im crying im crying I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT PLS @ CAROLINE WHY ARE U SO TALENT
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT FUCKIG I THINK ABOUT THIS FIC EVERY SINGLE DAY WHEN I WAKE UP FUCKING LOOK ' You see her hair dripping down her head and spinning out over the seats in the back and lighting them on fire. You see her pale skin and electric veins as she puts her hand out the window and tries to catch the sky and stuff it up her sleeve. You hear her voice, “Just drive James, you’ll know where we’re going when we get there.”
REALLY I AM NOT FUCKIGN Okay CALL AN AMBULANCE CALL IT NOW I AM UNWELL I AM SICK I AM DYING FUK ME RITE UP
i am fully convinced this is the greatest thing thats ever been written.like. How. the. FUCK. tbh i want this paragraph ENTIRELY TATTOOED ON MY ASS I AM ZCRYING @ CAROLINE YOU HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BRAIN AND I AM SO VERY GLAD THAT IT EXISTS
i will not go into depth abt yelling about ur fics bc tbh i think u Know but I JUST WANNA SAY 'oh darling i have coloured blood (that i stole from you)' is the most iconic piece of literature to this day ever the and i zcri all the time because you are a goddamn bloody genius and you shine in colours beyond my comprehension and i love you so so so incredibly much
MY LOVE IS SO FUCKING TALENTED I AM YELLING I AM YELLING I AM YELLING
DOESN'T EAT FRIED SPERM
writes the BEST emails in history
UR SO LOVELY U GIVE ME SO MANY BEAUTIFUL SPELLING ERRORS FOR ME TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENJOY I AM GIGGLING *GIGGLES* IT BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY WHEN U FUCK THINGS UP
tbh it is how fried chair came to life like it was actually in one of your first fanmails to me u said that two years ago and to this day it remains the Most Iconic Thing Ever
STRONG SUPPORTER OF WEETBIX
LOVES WEETBIX
FOUGHT TIGERS AND LIONS FOR HER FAMILY AND WAS SAVED BY WEETBIX AND WEETBIX ALONE
ACTUALLY HAD A THING CALLED ‘WEETBIX DISCOURSE’ ON HER BLOG LIKE IT WAS ACTUALLY A THING THAT HAPPENED A REAL THING THAT OCCURED AND WAS PASSIONATELY ARGUED ABOUT AND I HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN
RIGHTFULLY SO BC WEETBIX >>>>> JONAH GRIGGS I AM SORRY IT IS THE RULES
FUCK THE H8RS
like ??? is hilarious af QUEEN OF HUMOUR AND MAKING ME SNORT MY GODDAMN CHOCLATE MILK LIKE CAN U NOT BE SO EXCEPTIONAL U HO HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION U LIL BITCH but YES a++ top notch QUALITY storytelling skills in both fic writing and tequila struggles I APPRECIATE IT TO DEATH
ok ok ok also the most beautiful person ever??? LIKE ???????????????? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ??????????????????????????????????????????????? WHO ALLOWED U
THE MOST PERFECT HAIR. ur hair is like waves of a golden ocean cascading from ur hEAD AND IT IS SO MAGICALLY FITTING B/C U R AN ETHEREAL BEING AND THE FACT THAT U HAVE AN ENTIRE WILD SEA RAGING ON UR HEAD JUST PROVES TO ME THAT U ARE A GOD AMONG MORTALS. UR HAIR IS SO PRETTY OK OK OKAY FUCK ME UP. STRAIGHT UP GORGEOUS. SO SOFT TOO AND SO SHINY AND IT FITS U SO WELL I AM FOREVER SCREAMING
THE MOST ANGEL FACE. GOATYS FACE LOOKS LIKE GOD OR WHOEVER THE FUCK WAS RESPONSIBLE CARVED IT OUT OF ROSE PETALS AND MARBLE LIKE. IT. IS. TRULY. THE MOST GORGEOUS THING ur face is softer than clouds tbh AND UR SMILE SAVES MY LIFE ITS BRIGHTER THAN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE CONDENSED AND SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE UR SELFIES I HAVE TO GO GET LASER EYE SURGERY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN B L I N D E D
U R SO UNCONSIDERATE TO MY FRAGILE HEALTH HOW DARE YOU
SO. GODDAMN GORGEOUS SLAY MY ENTIRE LIFE I BEG U ID PAY U TO SIT ON ME WITH UR HUGE BONES AND SLOWLY CRUSH ME INTO AN ENDLESS DEATH I HAVE $4 LEFT OVER FROM MY LIFE SAVINGS DO IT BAE
has the best taste in music omg WHAT A BLESSING WE LIKE THE SAME SONGS AND IT ACTUALLY KIND OF SCARES ME B/C IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE THE SAME PERSON AND THIS DOES NOT HELP MY CONSTANT STATE OF EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
HAS THE BEST TASTE IN BOOKS and adores skam as much as i do AND LOVES CHRIS/EVA AS MUCH AS IDO AND WROTE A FIC FOR THEM AND THE SNIPPET FROM IT ????? MY SOUL. GONE.
so tol and will never stop accusing me of being smol but listen up aight. imma FUCK YOU UP. REAL GOOD. ONE DAY. WHEN I CAN AFFORD TO BUY A LADDER. UNTIL THEN SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN BINCH BC I AM COMING TO GET U
and is also the smartiest smart to ever smart LOOK AT MY U GO WITH UR EXCELLENCE ENDORSEMENT when i buy that ladder I WILL CLIMB IT AND HOVER AROUND UR HEAD LOTS SO I CAN ABSORB UR POWERS AND ALSO BREATHE THE FRESH AIR UP THERE WHICH IS NOT AVAILABLE TO GROUNDED PEASANTS SUCH AS ME
AND IS THE BEST COOKIE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LIKE IF THIS ISNT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE ANYONE THAT CAROLINE IS BEYOND EXCEPTIONAL FOR OUR GALAXY THEN THEY CAN FUCK OFF PLS OK
like honestly,,, MY LOVE I COULD GO ON FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND CENTURIES UNTIL MY TEETH FALL OUT AND I GROW SENILE WITH MY LOVE BUT THE POINT OF THIS HOT STEAMING LAME MESS IS THAT I LOVE YOU TO BLOODY PIECES UR SO F U C K I N G INCREDIBLE I AM SO GLAD I MET YOU AND THAT YOU TAlk TO ME AND WE EMAIL EACH OTHER AND I AM BLESSED THAT YOU EVEN THINK OF ME AND THAT FREID CHAIR LOVES ME AND THAT U R MY GOAT BC UR MY ONLY GOAT AND UR THE BEST ONE THERE IS NO SHADE @ ALL OTHER GOATS BUT LIKE. IM SORRY I CANNOT TELL A LIE
IT IS THE COLD HARD TRUTH.
and like??? i did a /search/deadgwen ON @jiilys BC I WANTED TO LOOK AT ALL OUR OLD STUFFS FROM 2015 and I Regret it I Regret it So Much theres a selfie from like when i was 14 and an idiot still on Ur blog and I look like an actual tragedy I Want to Die we have known each other for so long its RIDICULOUS UR STILL AS AMAZING AS U WERE BACK THEN AND I AM MORE OR LESS CURED OF MY CONDITION OF BEING AN EMBARASSING DIPSHIT AND ITS CRAZY HOW MUCH YOUNGER WE WERE THEN LIKE UM WTF BUT UR STILL AS BEAUTIFUL AND 9384930X TIMES MORE AND I STILL LOVE U BC UR PERFECT AS EVER AND THAT IS WHAT MATTERS
NOW. I WAS GONNA MAKE YOU A PRESENT LIKE I REALLY DID BAE I TRIED SO MUCH SHIT ITS HORRIBLE BC LIKE ??? I WANTED TO MAKE YOU A PRESENTATION ON UR GOAT SUPERIORTY LIKE I DID LAST YEAR EXCEPT Like i am a fucking asshole™(COPYRIGHT JONAH GRIGGS THE MAN TEH MYTH THE LEGEND) who cannot do shit FOR SHIT it turned out so Awful and i cANNOT GRAPHIC BABE I TRIED TO MAKE YOU THIS EDIT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS Bad AND FOUGHT MYSELF FOR SIX HOURS AND I CANNOT WRITE AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE GIFTS EVER BUT I AM TRULY AWFUL
*ZCRIES*
I KNOW IM LAME AND MY ONLY TALENT IS YELLING FOR HOURS ON END I WISH I COULD HAVE MADE YOU SOMETHING REALLY COOL BC ITS UR SEVENTEETH AND 17 IS THE BEST NUMBER AND UR LOVELY AND I LOVE YOU SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME BAE FOR BEING AN ACTUAL GARAGE ASSHOLE (COPYRIGHT JONAH GRIGGS THE EXPERIENCE) SHIT DICK 100% TERRIBLE DICKFLUTE OKAY I LOVE YOU AND I CAN NEVER IMAGINE WHAT I WOULD BE WITHOUT YOU IN MY LIFE AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD YEAR LIKE FUCK SHIT UP BAE UR GONNA BE IN YEAR 13 ITS ALL GONNA BE SO AWFUL AND WE WILL ALL DIE aND WERE SO O L D JESUS CHRIST IF HEART ATTACKS DONT TAKE US OUT NCEA LEVEL 3 WILL BUT I HOPE THIS WILL BE A SUPER GOOD YEAR FOR U IN REGARDS OF EVERYTHING BECAUSE U DESERVE IT U DESERVE IT U DESERVE IT I HOPE THINGS WILL LEAD UP TO U GETTING THAT APARTMENT IN NEW YORK AND ALL THE HIGH HEELS THAT U WILL WEAR AND ALL THE YELLOW FLOWERS THAT U WILL BUY AND UR CAREER AS A LIFECHANGING LITERARY GENIUS OK OK I LOVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE
ok ok ok but.
ONE MORE THING.
LISTEN.
THE FUCKING
*CLECNHES JAW*
REBLOG FIASCO
*FLINGS MY ASS INTO THE SUN*
WHEN IT IS GOOD AND DAYLIGHT. U HAVE UNTIL THEN. LIKE I KNOW THIS IS UR BIRTHDAY WISH AND I LOVE YOU BUT FUCK OFF HWO COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU I FUCKING FUCK JUST FUCK YOU FUCKING DICK i will RIOT
OKAY BABE ITS MIDNIGHT AND ILL BE UP IN ABOUT SIX HOURS AND LIKE. ANYTHING. ANYTHING ELSE FOR UR BIRTHDAY WISH OK BABE IM GONNA FUCKING DIE THIS IS IT THIS THE END I WILL GO DOWN SWEARING PROFUSELY WITH A HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND U WILL BE WATCHING AND LAUGHI G ANF @OFFICALTALL FUCK YU FUCKDUCKUD CUDCKUD DNUSJNDJF FUCK U @GOATY FUCK. UFCN WHERE IS UR HOOF WHY ARE U NOT FEELIN THE TEMPERATURE ITS EBOLA ITS GOATBOLA I WONT MAKE IT UNTIL DAWN I WONT SEE THE SUNLIGHT GOATY I CANT *FAKE CRYING SOUNDS* I WILL DIE. IT WILL HAPPEN. AND I WANT IT TO BE KNOWN THAT U ARE THE BITCH THAT KILLED ME. *MORE FAKE ZCRYING SOUNDS* I MUST SEND MESSAGES TO ALL MY DEAREST KIND FRIENDS WHO HAVE NEVER FUCKED ME LIKE THIS ALRIGHT *FAKE COUGHING* TELL THEM THAT I *MORE FAKE COUGHOGN* LOVE THEM *THROWS KETCHUP PACKET EVERYWHERE WHILE UR NOT LOOKING AND BUSY BEING WORRIED ABOUT MY HEALTH* AND I WILL REMEMBER THEM EVEN IN DEATH
ANYWAY HERE IS MY WILL:
WHAT U GET:
nothing
u get nothing
bINCH
zero. zip. nada
0 potato 4 u
U CAN HAVE THE SALT FROM MY KITCHEN SO U WILL BE PERPETUALLY REMINDED OF MY LAST EMOTIONS TOWARDS THIS LIFE
maybe like the one half a potato that was randomly in my drIVEWAY THAT ONE TIME
M A Y B E
WHAT GOOD KIND LOVING FRIENDS, SUCH AS MILS AND FRIED CHAIR AND ELLIE AND OTHER ASSORTED PEOPLES WHICH I SHALL ADDRESS IN CLAUSE 4.20 OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF MY WILL, GET:
actually mils is a hoe and can choke but u r the evil here rn aND FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS ARGUMENT WE WILL PRETEND THAT I LIKE MILS
ANYWAY. REALLY GOOD THINGS I OWN
I HAVE SOME SOCKS I DONT WANT U GUYS CAN HAVE THEM
AND LIKE
MY DUVET
SEE GOATY THESE ARE THE KIND OF HEART TOUCHING POST DEATH GIFTS U MISS OUT ON WHEN U MURDER ME IN COLD BLOOD
ALSO NO TOUCHING MY MANGOES THAT I BOUGHT TWO DAYS AGO BECAUSE I STILL WANT TO EAT THEM AND IF ANYONE EVEN BREATHES IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION I WILL BEAT THEM UNCONSCIOUS WITH A TELEPHONE THIS IS A T H R E A T
I HOPE UR TAKING NOTES AND I HOPE U FEEL GOOD ABOUT BEING A 6′3 KILLER BECAUSE UR AN ASSHOLE ™LIKE UR ASSHOLIER™ THAN THE REAL ASSHOLE THAT IS JONAH GRIGGS™ THE LABEL™ (COPYRIGHT JONAH GRIGGS™ THE ANT MURDERING HOT PIECE OF ASS™) BUT I WILL DIE FOR U MY GOAT *strokes ur pretty face* BC IT IS UR BIRTHDAY WISH FOR ME TO SUFFER AND I LOVE YOU AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR U THEREFORE . DESPITE THIS SICKNESS *FLAILS* I. WILL. BE. BRAVE. I WILL REBLOG THOSE TWENTY POSTS I WILL FLATLINE BY THE THIRD POST AND MY BLOOD WILL BE ON UR HANDS *CAREFULLY ARRANGES MY STUNT GOAT IN POSITION* AND I WILL BE YELLING CURSES AT YOU IN THE TAGS BUT I WILL DIE IN THE NAME OF HONOUR I WILL GO DOWN AS A GOAT NEVER HAS BEFORE
BUT LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU AND I I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC I AM SO HAPPY U EXIST. HAVE THE BOMBEST ASS 17TH BIRTHDAY BABE I HOPE UR PARTY IS LIT AND HAVE FUN GETTING DRUNK AND HAVING ALL THE BANTS AND LAFFS AND ALSO I WILL SEND U THE AWAITED EMAIL IN A FEW HOURS WHEN MY INTERENT IS BACK ON BECAUSE IT IS A CONTINUATION OF THIS BULLSHIT WITH SOME STRUCTURED DISCUSSION AKA WHAT THE FUCK DO U HAVE AGAINST SMIRNOFF ICE how is it not HARDCORE enough for u IT IS LITERALLY FLAVOURED VODKA DOES IT NOT KNOCK OUT UR 6′3 ASS OR WHAT EXCUSE ME
ANYWAY IN CONCLUSION.
HAPPY. SEVENTEENTH. BIRTHDAY. MY. CHUM.
*BLOWS U A KISS*
*PUTS ON TWO FÜR COATS TO REMAIN UNDETECTED*
*STEALS ALL UR WEETBIX AND RUNS AWAY TO ALASKA NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN*
*still replies ur emails tho cuz i love u bitch y u do dis to me*
#I LOVE YOU SORRY THIS IS SO LONG BUT MY POINT STANDS#ALSO SORRY FOR THE SHITTINESS AND IF SOMETHING LOOKS WEIRD BC I EDITED IT SO MANY TIMES IT IS PORBABLY MOST DEFINITELY FUCKED UP SOMEHWERE#@ MYSELF I DONT TRUST U#fucshias#jiilys#I LOVE U BAE HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY HAPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY#*SINGS* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU#my BIG GOAT UR 17 NOW I AM ZCRYING RN I SWEAR I LOVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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my thoughts on KH3′s endgame
a lotta endgame stuff but there’s gonna be a lot of talk about general KH3 things too. Spoilers for KH3 (+ KHUx) and be warned, there’s going to be a lot of negativity. Ish.
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don’t get me wrong I loved KH3 as a Kingdom Hearts game. As a standalone game. But as a finale to a saga? I’m feeling disappointed. Like, really disappointed but in some cases, not surprised. Loved the game. Wished there were more.
I think my biggest gripe was that there was no mid-point. Or no “hub” world. KH3 started off great! I loved what they did with the KH2.9. That was cheeky, real cheeky. Good stuffs. Going to Twilight Town + Olympus really set things up. Sora’s going to find a way to bring Roxas back. Mickeyriku is going to find a way to bring Aqua back. Kairi and Lea are training. I was so excited to see how things would develop.
Then it turned into... well. Sora just. kinda forgot about Roxas for the rest of the game?? Like?? After Twilight Town, the game turned into a “go to this Disney world and fuck around. Then go to this Disney world and do the same thing with no plot relevance whatsoever.” There was no midpoint in the game where we were like oh yeah, there’s kinda an upcoming keyblade war.
I think that’s what made the endgame feel so rushed. Everything happened in the Keyblade Graveyard and beyond instead of being spaced out. Aqua’s back, hooray! And in the next ten minutes, Ven is back. Yay! And in the next five minutes, we’re at the final battle spot! Wait, what?
so i’m just gonna gloss over the whole timeline shenanigan stuff because my one brain cell is too tired to think about it rn.
I’ll talk about the individual scenes like Terranort + Xion/Roxas’ return + THE WAYFINDER TRIOS REUNION???? in separate posts cause i don’t feel like making this get long and they each deserve their own post.
but yeah anyways back to the ‘plot’. Sora forgot about Roxas? Sora did so little to actually... bring Roxas back. The keybearers just charged into the final battle without worry and the people who were supposed to come back kinda just... did. Like, Sora bringing Roxas back was emphasized so much in the trailers. And when Roxas finally does come back, he and Sora nod at each other and... that’s it? That’s all the character interaction we get?
To be fair, though, there were hardly any character interaction (coughvenandroxaslookingateachothercough). I think that’s what a lot of the fandom was looking forward to most. Ven seeing Lea? My boy made no remark on how things really have changed in the ten years he’s been asleep? He called Lea his friend (which was sweet) but that’s it? Aqua talks to Kairi sure. But Terra never once speaks to Riku, his apprentice? Terra and Riku never talk about how they both fell to darkness???? Roxas and Riku never talk things out???? Kairi and Namine??? oh thats another story. namine, sweetie, im so fucking sorry you got done so dirty sweetie i am so sorry
Everything felt rushed! Oh, the war’s starting. Oh, look, everyone’s back. (speaking of which, Xion, baby, I love you but how did you get here..?) Oh, look, Kairi’s dead. (yeah im. not gonna go there. i think the fandom’s got me covered regarding how kairi was done even dirtier in kh3.)
Scala ad Caelum is fucking gorgeous. and there’s daybreak town and since im a slut for khux ofc i ascended when i saw it. Theme’s great. If only we got to listen to it for more than fifteen seconds. I’m with the party that believes Scala was supposed to be a playable, explorable world but was cut in development. smh
I think the ending was. Well. I loved everything to do with the Wayfinders??? LIKE??? Eraqus shows up!! And HUGS! HUGS GBSIHBGKHSB im’ losing my mind over this scene one month later like??? ERAQUS APOLOGIZES TO VEN AND AQUA and Terra’s so hesitant to approach Eraqus because he thinks he doesn’t deserve his Master’s love but Eraqus brings him into the grouphug KHGBSKHGBK and he tells Terra to “take care of the two” which shows that he trusts Terra!! He still trusts Terra!!! AGBAKHGBAKHGAB
sidenote: i can’t fuckning get over terra approaching xehanort and getting ready to fuck., him up. and aqua grabs his hand because she’s afraid not of terra but of losing him again and seeing hikm hurt but terra just looks at aqua with a gaze that asks her to trust him and she does so she lets go oh my gfucking god kh3 made terraqua canon without making it actually canon BL ES S my crops have been watered my skin is cleared my fucking depression is cured BLESS
so after xehanort gets away scotch-free from giving like, everyone PTSD, there’s a satisfying ending of Sora holding the x-blade and stuff like that but. Kairi?? Where’s Kairi?? Like, all the keybearers are here. All the trios (namine sweetie i still love you) are here. Except for Kairi. It’s just. Augh.
I feel like things would have made a nice conclusion. Hell, things did make a nice conclusion! But then Kairi’s not there! It’s kinda like Nomura didn’t want the story to end. I was looking for a satisfying end to the saga but Nomura kept it going with an “oh yeah kairis kinda gone soras gonna look for her btw” while I’m just??? let it end?? endings are okay sometimes?? please//??
yeah and then sora’s like, fuckig dead or whatever. yeah im not happy about that from a writing standpoint. I want a closed ending! I want the Destiny Trio to have justice! I want them to be together like in KH2′s ending! But did Riku and Kairi even talk to each other once in KH3? It feels like the ending was just a giant set up towards the uh, secret ending.
yeah im currently playing ffxv right now. im in absolute love with the game. like, literal, absolute love. can’t stop thinking about it and making content for it. it’s great. i love it.
verum rex.
oh boy.
When I first saw Verum Rex, I was like “this is kinda getting a little too meta but maybe it’s just another cheeky easter egg.” Then later, I was like holy shit wait Verum Rex is Latin for like, True King or something. That’s a little too-too meta.
...the secret ending. yeah. to me, it just seems like nomura is still salty over versus and i feel like that affected kh3 poorly. i know he stated in a recent interview that the two had no correlation but sure. okay. i believe you.
bleahgkhsbg. I dunno. The Wayfinder Trio got done so much justice in the ending. Like, fucking Aqua and Terra adopt Ven and his cat/???? They live happily in the LoD??? Ven’s reunited with Chirithy?? More KHUx content??? Akusai got fuckign married and adopted 5 dumbass kids??
Destiny Trio got... shafted and fucked up. and versus is forcing itself into kh3 and. aaaaaa
once again. i love kh3 as a standalone kh game. I could rant about the positives (WAYFINDER TRIO?? HOW CUTE VEN LOOKS IN THE NEW ENGINE??? THE FUCKING MUSIC???) but ye. im here being negative woohoo
TL;DR:
KH3 felt lacking to me. Wished there was more content. Pacing was horrendous for me. Ven is adorable. I’d die for the Wayfinder Trio. Ienzo is fucking adorable. I’m not fond of the ending.
#ara plays kh3#ara's posts#kh3 spoilers#kingdom hearts 3 spoilers#kingdom hearts spoilers#im open to like. talking about my opinions on the game#but if you're gonna hmu with the 'if you don't like it don't play it!! / if u don't like it you're not a true kh fan!!' then#pls save us both some trouble and Not do that
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