#fuck you valve
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Hi Scott Pilgrim and Tf2 fandom
Uh yeah look under the cut for the funnier version
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#IT COULDVE BEEN REAL#IT COULDVE#VALVE FUCKING ROBBED US#ILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR IT#how i wish there was a tf2 show#tf2 show is real to me :(#oh well. off to rewatch expiration date#tf2#team fortress two#team fortress 2#shitpost#tf2 shitpost#i'm so upset everytime i think about it#fuck you valve#adult swim should give them another chance#we deserved it tbh#we have nearly all the voice actors#i'm really only concerned about the voices of scout solly and engi#rest in peace rick may#GUYS I HAVE TO STOP PRETENDING THIS THING IS GONNA HAPPEN
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the tf2 team changed the blogpost to say "holiday sized update" instead of "update sized update" and removed the "and who knows what else" part
#fuck you valve#people are on twitter saying 'thats on you for getting your hopes up' and to not be mad at valve#YOU SHOULD BE MAD AT VALVE!!#they knew DAMN well what reaction the community was going to have to an update announcement#ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING WE HAVENT HAD ONE IN 5 YEARS#the news was so big that articles were written about it#even some of the voice actors for the game (medic and heavy) tweeted about it#THATS HOW BIG THE NEWS WAS#valve fucked up big time#tf2#team fortress 2
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the cheating problem in cs2 is actually making me go crazy dog its like an estimated 10% of people over 20k elo are cheating which just genuinely means every game on average has one cheater minimum if you mainly solo q
#its ruining my fucking games#and im not talking about getting your shit handed to you and wildly accusing someone of cheating. no.#people are fucking spinbotting and bhop scripting and walling because valves fucking anticheat is garbage#glad theyre not doing kernel level anti cheat i really am but they need tof igure out a robust alternative quicker than they are
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huegehgshhgeehu big slappy
#tf2#tf2 scout#scout tf2#shitpost#big slappy#i fucking love the big slappy image so much you have no idea#it's so unbelievably silly#look at him go wee haha!!! heeheehoohoo#ignore the headset that may or may not be missing i forgot which side of scout's head it's on#also the duffel bag. didnt feel like drawing it#he was off duty ok#this is him joyously going to a date with miss pauling and/or sniper#also while drawing his pants i thought about that one really funny tf2 fact that came out around the leaks#which is that the blu scout's pants have been the wrong colour for like the entire lifespan of the game up to that point#because whoever was doing the textures forgot to enable the correct colour layer and no one noticed for over a decade#classic valve#honestly i think blu scout looks good with the brown pants. i dunno there's just something about it-#-that tickles the ''cool colours'' part of my brain#it might be a jon arbuckle thing for me because he had brown pants in gaf and i just think that combo looks nice#i like it!!#anyway. slap him on the ass
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valve kins and fictives server
https://discord.gg/bNqmGvjpNw
There's Even DOTA 2™️
doubles/endos/factives friendly. if you bring discourse into my server im stomping you to death with my hooves
if you kin from spinoffs (eg hlvrai, portal stories mel), youre welcome here too
#portal kin#tf2 kin#dota kin#l4d kin#discord#how do you. tag#portal#portal 2#tf2#dota 2#l4d#fuck you get maintagged#uhhh#cool#valve#im out of spoons sorry for the lackluster description
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My L4D2 smoker oc Carter, he's kinda cute in like an ugly freak way idk
#if you recognize him from my fanfiction UHHHH I liked his concept a lot so I've been roleplaying him with some friends#and over the past few months he's had a redemption arc#and I fucking love him#maybe in the future he'll make another appearance in the fic but I doubt it LMAOOOOOO#l4d#left 4 dead#l4d2#left 4 dead 2#zombies#body horror#my art#valve#Carter#he was a skatur boi she said boy what's wrong with your FACE
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I write so much poetry from heavy tf2' perspective its actually embarrassing. Yes i think its awesome. No you'll never get to see any of it
#i love that he has a phd in literature its such a good excuse to study him#i wrote like 7 different ones last week each of them almost a 1000 words#Christ. can you tell who my favourite merc is sjkddjdk#hes so awesome. and melancholic. and silly. and loving. and stoic. and gay. and caring. i love him i love the heavy machinery gentleman#also all my poetry sucks no one will ever see it. ❤️#also obligingly fuck valve mention. its okay heavy i know you'd disapprove of all of their bs
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Seeing as its been 7 years (SEVEN!) since the rat bastards at Valve blessed us with comic 6, then I think we should start bombarding them with emails.
Like seriously they're a fucking millionaire company with an extremely active fandom. There is literally nothing stopping them. Even if we don't get the comic, maybe we'll get a reason WHY.
And I know the original comic guy isn't working for them anymore but they could easily bring him back temporarily. It wouldn't kill them to fork over however much money.
Or maybe it would. In which case, good riddance! We can scavenge the bloody remains of the company for a script and make it ourselves.
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how do you feel about the new tf2 leaks?
Oh it big sucks!
listen, this leak honestly makes me so mad im not even joking. not because of like, leaks like this cause so much trouble for the developers who own them (in how to combat it), or for the source licencees who are affected by the leak, but WHO it affects in this community.
say you've been working a beta recreation of 2Fort from Trailer 2 (since it's the version with the most footage), you've been working on it in your spare time for the past... 6 years lets say. you know the ins and outs of this map, you've watched footage and studied screenshots from around August 2006, and you've made an intense list of all the eras of 2Fort to ensure you have a timeline of eras so you know which to avoid and such.
so your beta 2Fort recreation is as accurate it can be from all the public media you could find from it. you've even gotten the sewers to be as low as they were in the beta combined with the higher water. there's some things left to your interpretation of the map, since the sewers have never been shown for example, and you push it out for people to play around on. this was basically your hobby for the past 6 years, and it meant so much to you to be able to create something with a love you can't put to words.
suddenly. the worst thing imaginable. a month after you post it? an entire developer repo leaks. and lets pretend it's got that version of 2Fort intact. that's a serious gut punch BUT, then you get comments from folks like "oh the actual 2fort leaked" "this is obsolete now" "oh well a recreation couldn't ever top a leak". it's demoralizing. it breaks their spirit for something they worked so hard on. the one thing you loved working on? well seemingly it doesn't matter now to the community you painstakingly made it for.
that's what hurts for me, is the people who've created content based off of things from TF2 (like the Spellcasters Witch), whom have made it from scratch, added their own personal touches like different outfits and hairstyles, to the ability to allow the user to recolour every part of that outfit. then a leak comes along and it seems everyone's ferally knashing their teeth at this leak. no leak can ever come close to the kind of love community members put into stuff.
that's why i hate this leak. and even with the 60 gigabytes of stuff that's leaked? people are still like "oh well this doesn't have everything 🙄". like sorry 60GB wasn't enough for you?
i hope we never see a TF2 leak again. this shit sucks and i hate the community around it.
#ask#catsmocha#i dont care whats in it. i dont care what maps are found. it fucking sucks#id have to imagine that any valve dev who had a slight want in working on TF2 again have quickly changed their mind from this#what do i know. im just some guy#but the whole ''cut content community'' for tf2 sucks#theyve been sitting on their hands waiting for the repo to leak. and theyre not even satisfied#now they want the SFM repo! which i bet doesnt exist. or wont exist now that this's happened#good job you idiots!#youll never see a TF2 leak after this point ill tell you that much. and good!!!! fuck 'em!!!#none of them deserve this stuff#sorry im just really mad at how people treat scrapped content for this game#theres so much stuff PUBLICLY AVAILABLE TO YOU that you can research through and find new stuff#but no 🙄💅 gotta get my hands on that repo!!! cant waste my time looking elsewhere#it makes me so mad#legit my heart goes out to the content creators who made models and maps before this leak#you put so much work into your craft. im sorry its being ignored for this shit#thank you for the ask honestly. i feel like if i didnt have an ask like this i wouldve explo💥💥💥💥💥
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maybe I will just fucking give up completely.
#sorry I'm very triggered and upset and it's making me.#posting on tumblr as a kind of pressure release valve#when nothing you do is ever enough what's the fucking point in doing any of it.#can't leave. can't do anything.
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My mercs look pretty cool, but mostly only during Halloween/Fullmoons.
#TF2#So unfortunate when ONE item from a loadout is Halloween restricted#Oh but the Scarecrow for Spy isn't! See that? No pumpkin.#The hat however IS#Valve stop being fucking ridiculous what is WRONG with you seriously
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portal 2 haters dni
#literally an industry defining game in an industry defining series. of 2 games.#its such a fucking masterclass in game design.#no seriously look up the development of portal 2. and portal 1 but.#this isnt about glados simping im talking about the structure of the game rn im talking about how ive literally never played#any other game. that teaches you how to play and think through its puzzles as well as portal does#and if u listen to the dev commentary they THOUGHT about all that shit. its amazing#i dont think there will ever be another game like either of the portal games. not even a portal 3.#like i hold out hope for some sort of portal-esque thing from valve. i dont even want a sequel but god would i love a puzzle game#in the same vein with the same game design ethos. but. c'est la vie.
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So cruel and uncool how medic doesn't have a melee weapon, which is just a bigger version of a knee reflex hammer
#It'd be funny methinks#Or just a meat tenderising hammer#Me when i fucking TENDERISE YOU#Thinking abt it medic has very little unique melee weapons that arent just saws#And ig we have the necrosmasher but it's not based on a reflex hammer i dont think#Also would be really heckin nifty if we got something like the freedom staff based on the rod of asclepius or caduceus#Technically asclepius is the only real medical rod but shhhhh#Caduceus looks cooler#Tf2#Team fortress 2#Team fortress#Valve#Medic#Tf2 medic
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(SNEAK PEEK!) Frozen Au TF2
HERE HAVE THESE TWO STINKERS!!!!
#frozen#tf2#fanart#crossover#tf2 spy#tf2 medic#fuck you disney#Fuck you too Valve#This is the movie we want but never will
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#great i just randomly want to cry#i feel the pressure behind my eyes but i probably won't be able to for days maybe a week#im fucking trying so hard every day to not spiral to stop myself from just becoming apathetic and falling down all the wrong paths#but the more i do it the less i can#and when i try to pour back in and do things for myself it just slides off#it's a one way valve and i can't figure out why#i can't give anymore but i am nothing if not generous#im a leaking vessel i can affect others and pour out my contents without much trouble#and i can be affected by others but it's very hard to put anything back in#and im just trying to stay in the moment instead of being 10000000000 miles away off in my head all the time#but it's getting harder every day and im scared i won't come back when i need to#i scared that i don't want to come back#vent post#tw vent#eternal goblin chatter in my brain#making this post late and going to bed#not ignoring any interactions kudos if you read this far
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