never gonna forgive rogue one for not having the "good" "good" scene in it
what is the context? why are they lit so dreamily in a sunset? what are they talking about? why are they chilling alone in the cockpit? why can't I see the deleted scenes?
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So, let me summarize it: the first theatrical movie after tros that lucasfilm made has another iconic Ford's character whose son is dead and who was replaced by another KK's self-insert white brunette? Cute that you're thinking they'll bring Ben Solo back.
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so youre telling me han solo speedran kessel
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Tech’s death has brought forth all of my old losing a sibling grief / trauma which is cool thanks for that
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re: the last reblog about producing physical media, i know amazon views their studio as a totally different asset than hollywood studios do, i.e. a prime membership benefit as opposed to a piece of the entertainment market, but like. even then. all of these studios work so hard to capture popular viewer markets— buying star wars, buying lotr, buying james bond— and then 1) they play games with what they're investing in the actual production and 2) then they play games with the follow-on market. you guys know you can just slap some shit on a dvd and people will buy it, right? (this is what disney is doing right now with Dial of Destiny and i Have Opinions About It, but nonetheless!) you make toys so you can sell toys so kids will beg their parents for $100 worth of Your Brand for every holiday and birthday and you get them as Fans For Life and they demand to go to Disney World so they can get a $30 photo with Your Brand and then you can all buy $200 Brand Accessories and stay in the Brand Hotel and they'll dream about it forever until they decide twenty years on to take THEIR children, right?! YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE TOYS. YOU HAVE TO SELL THE VIDEOS. pulling some glurge out of the meat grinder and then banishing it from your streaming platform after 30 days gets you jack all. can do you math? what's any percent of zero?
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okay i don’t know who came up with it but can we agree that “fortress inquisitorius” is a fantastically stupid name
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THEYRE RELEASING KENOBI THREE HOURS EARLY ITS COMING OUT IN HALF AN HOUR WTF HELP
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Me: *commuting to work and minding my own business*
Superman (It’s Not Easy): *plays*
Me, crying: This song is about Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Maybe Ben Solo really didn't deserve to live, but without a doubt his fanbase deserved franchise that doesn't mock them and him.
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