i’ve been having such a horrible day and now you tell me matpats leaving 🙁🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️😣😣😣😖😖😖😖😖
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I don’t have school today lmao
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I'm so goddamned tired. fuck tuesdays
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you were born on a tuesday 🫵
And?
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Gotta love being thirty minutes late for work because the main route to work is closed and they didn’t put up signs and you get lost trying to turn around. The only thing that makes it better is punching in and immediately having to spend your first half hour doing someone’s else’s work because they decided not to put their shit away. It’s a wonderful day in my neighborhood: definitely having the best thoughts rn.
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And this is why it’s called a crush, oof. 😥😓
It’s been more than a decade since I’ve felt like this.
Just trying to keep telling myself:
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march and april are thursday
Boohoo.
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The city of Gotham hates Vlad Masters
No, literally.
Vlad avoids Gotham like the plague, because Gotham's spirit despises the man.
Every single time he's gone to that city, awful things happen to him. Just him.
Joker attack? He's the only one that gets hurt.
Scarecrow attack? He's the only one that gets tripped up and exposed to the fear gas.
Muggings? Every single mugger somehow ends up in his path, and it's in front of others, so he can't go ghost on them.
Robberies? Every single bank he goes to gets robbed, he never gets that transaction.
Littering? Every person who litters and throws trash out their car accidentally hits him.
Sinkhole? Only where he's standing, in public, so he can't fly.
The Bats keep getting the sense that something is intrinsically wrong with the man, so they keep stalking him. Red Hood doesn't even bother to try to hide it, he just stands four feet away from Masters at all times, staring at him until someone comes to take over the stalking.
Every single two-bit thug sees Vlad Master's face and is just "ah, yes. I must damage it in any way possible, this is law."
The citizens of Gotham love it when Vlad Masters shows up, because the man somehow absorbs like, all of the shit luck in the city and things get a little more peaceful for everyone else.
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