clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:
Play Toys
Play Pretend
Snack Time
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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African
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The sick reality is that many of the renowned academics and writers among Gaza's thousands of martyrs will, in twenty years time, be quoted and memorialised by the same universities and institutions that have denigrated them and enabled their slaughter.
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.
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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth
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i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.
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shit like this should be radicalizing people
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new purpose
(don't tag as ship)
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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