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wake up babe new tim pic just dropped everybody rejoice
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forget about elon musk vs mark zuckerberg. i need to see yoshiki fight elon musk.
update: x japan has released its first single in eight years. to further shade elon musk. this is a thing that happened.
#this is SO ENTERTAINING ;_____;#the most fun japanese twitter has had in a while asdgajajak#VISUAL KEI FANDOM IT’S OUR TIME 🌹#57-year-old yoshiki turning up in leather pants with a silk shirt undone to his navel and a red rose held in his teeth#disarming musk with a kiss#love yoshiki hashtagging his tweets yoshiki. so true king#also gackt waking up from his cryosleep to defend yoshiki’s honour……….. peak old man yaoi#long post#twitter#x japan#elon musk#yoshiki#gackt
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Danny, due to his biology of being half dead, can eat very questionable things and not die.
He decides to start a youtube channel with this.
He buys obvious shitty supplements online, clear and obvious scams, and takes them as directed for a month.
Then he reports what they did to him, and sends the samples to get tested. He's gotten more than a few scammers arrested by providing solid evidence that they used hazardous materials to make their product.
He gets away with this by claiming to have the power of abnormal metabolism, or an "iron stomach", so toxins aren't as likely to hurt him.
One of his viewers sends him an unmarked bottle of pills, saying that if he doesn't take the entire bottle on a livestream, they'll blow up a city.
Danny does his livestream, and goes out of his way to use the entire bottle of pills in extravagant recipes. By the end of it he's created a five course meal, all with the pills cooked/melted in, and it's become a mukbang.
The villain who sent it is watching the livestream pissed off, because they didn't specify how to take the pills, so this technically counts. The heroes they have trapped are losing their minds with concern.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#phanfic#story prompt#he gets food poisoning bad enough that he actually has to go to the hospital for a bit from that#but the recipes he made were so good#that when he makes a post on twitter his only caption is “worth it”#dealers choice for the heroes or villains#marvelxdp#dpxmarvel#marvel x dp#dp x marvel#food poisoning tw#pill mention#it started out as a way to discredit all those diet pill companies#and it evolved into a very poisonous mukbang
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WHO DID THIS 😭
#peterparkersnose#credit to the person on twitter who i stole this from#pedro pascal#the mandalorian#din djarin#the last of us#joel miller#grogu#ellie williams#pedro and his on screen children#is not mine. is not claiming to be mine. this literally went viral on all forms of social media platforms. get off my back about credit
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also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅
if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog
#ghost#this was a wip too and its mainly to keep that damn twitter algorithm from throwing me into the abyss if im not on every fukkin day#i got sonethin imma post on patreon bc christ sake ppl are paying me but otherwise no more fukkin around#my first time seeing him wit the scarf a 'slay queen' slipped out despite me never really fukkin saying shit like that AHA#ghost with the crustiest bloodshot eyes from getting 3 hrs of sleep bawling his eyes out in the shower and smoking 5 blunts#bc girl thats how it is#my art#fanart#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost mw2#ghost cod#mw3#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare 3#put em all in there fuggit
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Fe3h did not have a beauty pageant sequence, but if it did I'm 99% sure this is how it would go
#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo#fe3h#2023 art#fe3houses#fire emblem#what commentary tag could I possibly add to this#flayn has a lil shark fin nose and i think that's cute#sylvain was completely on board with this idea and im sure it was in a completely normal way#it was Hilda and Dorothea's idea first probably#this is why the game never let them support#holst traveled miles just for the opportunity to brag about his sister#no one told him this was happening he simply smelled it in the air
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What's under the hat?
It's a cat
#hi yes i have a tumblr#posting this here before some bloke steals it from my twitter#i am a fellow digital doomed yuri enjoyer#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#pomni x ragatha#ragapom#jesterdoll#buttonblossom#mochart
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10 years in the future for Nanako-chan
#nanako dojima#persona 4#yu narukami#ryotaro dojima#tohru adachi#a little sister... a LITTLw sister. you expect me to not fawn...? to not crumble? ok....#go on. look....... go on. GO ON!!!!! (crazed) (eye twitching) (i like these 4 and nana-chan especially)#hope you like my older design for her...#funfacts i said on twitter so i'll put on tags here:#adachi did his time in jail quick. yu's 27 and still looks the same. pretty bancho#i think nanakos signature color would change from pink to yellow. yu doesn't actually wear any yellow at all in p4g IIRC#but it is a color you associate him with the most. i want nanako to adopt that color. BUUUTTT#for self indulgent's sake she does wear pink to get yu to dote on her more. (reminds him fondly of baby nana-chan)#(AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)#oh yeah and adachi's a hag. i think his fashion is handpicked by yu probaably.#(thinking if i missed anything else) ahhhh........... nanako-chan... return for p6 or something. ok byeee!
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You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?
#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#green arrow#oliver queen#fake tweets#things I was not able to adequately convey in the format:#obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well#I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental#also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace#just in case it's ever relevant to a case#and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions#also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex#but it just didn't sound right to me#also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here#Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs#albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs#obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges#and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot:#the extremely tacky Twilight joke#anyway hope you enjoyed!
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starting a collection of mumbo jumbo pics that gives off a certain vibe
#oliver brotherhood i want to study you!#mumbo jumbo#for reference this is all from his twitter from when he was 17/18#烤鱼
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#burnyposting#from his twitter#genuinely think its really impressive that he can rap in 3 languages (jpn kor eng)
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biblically accurate jellyfish
#illustration#artists on tumblr#biblically inspired#angelic#yeah this is that one post from twitter it's me hi#karmacores.art
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