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#froggy boi he looks like a little frog at some angles I love it
misteria247 · 2 years
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Rise Donnie whenever he's in a certain angle kinda lowkey looks like a little frog
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melyaliz · 7 years
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“my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” [X]
Paring: Dick x OC
Requested by @the-shadow-of-atlantis   (the ending is for you since you wanted it so bad)
Tagging: @royslittleharper @guns-n-lilies @coffee-randomness @daisyboobear @werewitchling @nightwing-rules​
Jennifer was always walking into something new with the Wayne family. Her family. If it wasn’t Damian bringing home an international daemon pet it was Faith with some new Asgardian weapon that Thor had given her. Of course, let’s not forget the time Jason had shooting practice in the second dining room or when Annabella reenacted 101 dalmatians when her rescue flooded and she took all the animals home for a week.
So when she walked in to find her cousin holding a small green frog in her hands she wasn’t fazed in the slightest.
“You guys adopt a Batfrog?” The frog turned at the sound of her voice letting out a loud ribbit. Ok, that was a little weird. But this was the family that also had a life size T-Rex in the basement. A T-Rex Faith had once tried to climb on a dare from Damian.
“It’s Dick, ” Annabella said holding the frog up for Jennifer to see. Sure enough, Dick’s blue eyes looked back up at her.
“Aww Dick, you have never looked better” Jennifer giggled.
“Cuisses de Grenouille?” was all Jason said flashing her a smile from his seat behind Annabella. Pre-Jason’s death they had tried to cook the dish which consists of Frog legs for one of Jennifer’s French classes. While many laughs were had they were banned from trying the dish ever again. didn’t turn out well.
Frog Dick shot the other boy a look that could have killed. If he wasn’t an adorable little frog that is.
“According to Zatanna he will only turn back into himself if he get’s a kiss from his true love.”
“Oh Zatanna huh, I thought you guys were done… messing around.”
This earned Jen a rather annoyed ribbit.
“We have already gone through all the Ex’s…” Annabella said her voice trailing off as she studied her cousin.
“So now people he just knows?” Jen asked.
“Or random chicks at bars.” Jason laughed running his hand through his hair. “Not that any girl is going to kiss a frog.”
“I bet you I could talk girls into doing that.”
Annabella couldn’t help but sigh, Here they go. If it wasn’t Dick (who couldn’t talk at the moment) it was Jason seeing how far they could push Jen.
“You read that in a book Jen? How to get girls to kiss frogs.”
“I don’t need a book to be the best wingman ever!”
“Like that time with Maia and the Witch boy?”
“Faith! You're my sister, we’re supposed to be on the same team!” 
The short brunette just shrugged going back to her bowl of cereal. Tim shaking his head next to her. “Leave Jennifer alone, I’m sure her powers of persuasion are great.”
“You bet your ass they are!” Quickly, but gently, Jennifer scooped up Frog Dick from Annabella.
“Let’s go make you a real boy,” she said walking quickly toward the door.
“Oh, I’m not missing this!” Jason said jumping up Annabella not far behind. Faith was about to follow when Tim caught her arm.
“We’re underage remember.”
“Ohhh come onnnnn…”
“What’s with the frog?” a man with very tight t-shirt asked coming up to the bar where Jen sat. Dick chilling on the bar stool next to her watching the crowd.
“He’s a prince cursed as a frog until he get’s his true love's kiss. I’m helping him meet” 
“Hahah… wait really?” tight shirt man asked now confused as the girl and her frog prince stared him down.
“Yes” was the simple response with no other explanation.
Tight shirt had more questions but was cut off by a bachelorette party. All laughing and singing out of tune. 
Just want Jen had been waiting for.  
It was easy. The prince thing along with promises of sex on the beach shots had them lining up. And that was all Jen needed. Just a few girls making a scene to have more people curious about what was going on.
Soon the whole bar was lining up to kiss Dick. Men and Women alike.
“I don’t think you have ever gotten that much action and that’s saying something.” Jen laughed as they walked back home after a late night of adventures. “I’m sorry it didn’t work.” The frog in question just shrugged as if reassuring her.
“For what it’s worth I think you are cuter like this.” That earned her a glare, “I’m just kidding Frog Dick,” She paused as they got to her apartment should she just bring him back here or to Wayne Manor? I mean she was already here.
“Want to just crash here?” The frog nodded. “Cool”
Dick wanted patiently as Jen changed in the bathroom into her fluffy Santa PJs that Gigi had gotten her last Christmas. Letting out a long sigh she flopped onto the bed. Dick hopped up so he was next to her face. She turned to look at him.
“Oh Dick, what are we going to do with you.”
He just ribbited shrugging.
Letting out a soft sigh Jen propped herself up on her elbows, head resting in her hands as her blue eyes meeting his. “I guess we’ll just try again tomorrow.” she laughed lightly, “Good night Dick” she added before kissing him on the head.
At first, nothing happened, not that Jennifer thought anything would, then it was like a pop, not unlike a kernel of popcorn, and there was Dick just sitting on her bed froggy style.
Naked.
Jen looked up at him as he sat in shock looking down at his hands and feet.
“I guess your time was up Cinderella, you turned back into a human.”
“Or I have a better theory,” Dick said leaning forward capturing her lips in his before pushing her into the bed pulling her soft comforter over them.
-The next morning-
“I’m taking Guardian for a run did you want me to pick up breakfas... Is someone else here?” Faith paused as she saw a shirtless (and maybe more) Dick emerge from the comforter. His dark hair sticking out at odd angles. Jen giggled peeking up from under her fluffy bedding not looking much better.
“We fixed him” the older sister giggled.
“Yeah… I can see that” her sister said slowly backing away pushing her eager dog (who had heard the word run and was ready for an adventure) away from the bedroom.
“Better call Annabella” Faith mumbled as she grabbed Guardian’s leash and her cell. “Her plan really did work.”
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