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Can we get some formaggio content?
Formaggio headcanoncs v2
Loves sleeping on thighs. It doesn't brother him if you are thin, chubby, shaved or not. He lover them.
Many people think he forgets important dates for you, but he doesn't. He remembers every single important date you ever told him — even your pet's birthday.
If your relationship continues for more than 7 months — congratulations, you can officialy expect engagment soon.
If it's more than a 13 months, you are officialy his soulmate.
I still headcanon him to have 2 sons. You got to meet them after your engagment — he told you about them after your third date, but you didn't have an occasion to meet them.
They are such sweet boys. His little readheads.
You wouldn't get along well with his ex-girlfriend tho. She still belives he will come back to her, to the point she is going crazy everytime she sees you with their sons. She would hurt you.
And to your suprise, you didn't see her again. None of you and the boys saw her again. Maggie just told them she went to work abroad and they now live with you.
Flower boys at your weeding. Formaggio and them had matching suits.
Your life with these 3 readheads is now a challenge, since all of them have the same sense of humor and require your attention 24/7 if you don't want them to burn down your house.
You have a nanny, that acts like a mother to everyone, even Risotto once got lunch when he came over for some of "business papers".
Valerio plays dress-ups in your closet and make up and Salvatore is the judge and cleans up after his little brother.
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Rambling about Passione Yanderes Part 01
Author’s Note:
Hello again, my lovely audience! It seems I promise to have weekly post and then I burn out by February or May. Let’s see if I can change that! This is DEFINITELY going to be weekly because I already got 3 of them done and I’m so excited to do the rest. I always admired the 240 yandere prompts Sadly, the original post got deleted when the creator deactivated, but I still got the prompts! I’ll be posting these 20 at a time weekly.
Summary: Over-analyzing yandere quotes. I’m rambling about who would say what quote and why (not).
Prompt 01 to 20
1. “You’re safer with me!”
2. “You can’t go because I won’t let you.”
3. “I don’t want you to talk to them ever again.”
4. “You’re mine. All mine.”
5. “Come on, smile for me!”
6. “You look so beautiful when you cry.”
7. “Who hurt you?”
8. “I’ll kill them all. For you.”
9. “The most safest place in the world is with me.”
10. “Why do you keep trying to run away?”
11. “Stop fighting me!”
12. “You do love me…right?”
13. “I will never leave you.”
14. “You can do whatever you want to me.”
15. “I’ll give you every little piece of me. Just don’t leave me.”
16. “I need you more than I need air to breathe.”
17. “I didn’t mean to hurt you, so please don’t go.”
18. “Stay forever.”
19. “Just tell me you love me—even if you don’t, I don’t care. I just need to hear you say it.”
20. “I-I’ll do everything you ask of me! Just please…please don’t leave me!”
Categories I put them in
Threatening Yandere:
When the yandere is more Yanderu than Dere-Dere.
2. “You can’t go because I won’t let you.”
10. “Why do you keep trying to run away?”
11. “Stop fighting me!”
This is when they show their true colors to darling. The ones I see saying this word for word are the ones that I think are more aggressive with darling.
Who would say them:
La Squadra except Formaggio - I think cheese boy is Self-Aware and Sadistic enough to not care about resistance. MAYBE not Melone because he could be strategic enough to keep darling from fighting him (and Baby Face is a great tracking stand). Both Melone and Formmagio would most likely love the struggle.
As for the Bucci gang: Everyone except Mista. I feel like Mista’s too delusional to snap at you, but when you do get him to that point, it’s more “First shoot, lecture later”. There will be enough time to lecture you about your behavior after he shoots your leg (or the person you attempt to “cheat” on him with).
Everyone
Everyone would say it because it’s Classic Yandere dialogue:
4. “You’re mine. All mine.”
5. “Come on, smile for me!”
7. “Who hurt you?”
8. “I’ll kill them all. For you.”
13. “I will never leave you.”
18. “Stay forever.”
Simps
Simps with love esteem and/or desperation for love:
12. “You do love me…right?”
14. “You can do whatever you want to me.”
15. “I’ll give you every little piece of me. Just don’t leave me.”
16. “I need you more than I need air to breathe.”
17. “I didn’t mean to hurt you, so please don’t go.”
19. “Just tell me you love me—even if you don’t, I don’t care. I just need to hear you say it.”
20. “I-I’ll do everything you ask of me! Just please…please don’t leave me!”
Who would say them:
Narancia, Pesci, and a drunk Abbacchio. Maybe even Ghiaccio. I feel like these guys are the most "I'm begging you, please love me" types of Passione. Also, I think the others would be too prideful to outright beg darling for love.
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I'm shocked Fugo's in the "baby by accident" category. I thought he'd be careful when it comes to protection, unlike Mista and Formmagio.
I was going to put Fugo in the "no baby" category but figured what a twist it would be if he accidentally had one LMAO
I want to see him suffer~ 😈
Wouldn't it be funny though? I always thought of Fugo as the awkward type who doesn't know how to love. That already shows with his relationship with darling but imagine a BABY. A baby that's HIS.
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I don't know if there was this question before, but what are your favorite jojo ships? And which one of them is your number one?
BruAbba all the way 💅
I also like Narancia x Fugo, but more like bromance than something serious.
RisPro is also good, but not my favourite.
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To do list of people to write for
For Febuary, only one post will be posted because it's a giant Valentine's Day post.
I'm slowly writing out for Bucci Gang and La Squadra.
Bucci gang
Bruno
Fugo
Abbacchio
Narancia
Mista
Giorno
Trish
La Squadra
Risotto
Proscuitto
Pesci
Illuso
Formmagio
Melone
Ghiacchio
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Who from Vento Aureo do you think could most likely to cheat on their s/o? And why?
Can you rate them from the most capable ones to the least?
🌱
Going up from least to most likely!
Who would cheat on their s/o?
Sorbet and Gelato, both 0%. I don't need to explain this one.
Fugo, 0.1%. You make hik feel loved and that somebody cares for him. But he can't just stop being really jealous when you talk about other boys or when you go on missions alone. Once thought that he might get your attention by flirting with other people.
Bruno, 1%. He's always stressed and works a lot. Sometimes when you're not in the mood he thinks about what would be now if he had other s/o. But he wouldn't dare to cheat. He knows what happens after, because his mother did.
Ghiaccio, 4%. He just got really attached to you and your love. Once mentioned his first kiss and his ex, but nothing more.
Abbacchio, 7%. He might not be good, he might not be perfect, but he loves you very much. You're his comfort zone and everything.
Narancia, 10%. Once kissed a girl when he was drunk, but he regrets it to this day. It wasn't his idea, Mista got him.
Prosciutto, 11%. Loyal as a dog. Only mentions his ex's during fight. Won't cheat even if you fight. He is scared of his s/o's stand.
Formaggio, 27%. He might have had lots of girlfriends, but he ain't a cheater, unless you're in poly. Still flierts with girls, even on your dates.
Trish, 29%. Only with woman. Once. She wanted something new, but didn't get it.
Pesci, 34%. Influence of Prosciutto. He once told him if he wants to be seen as more masculine and intimidating he should have more ladysells.
Doppio, 38%. Bossu told him to get some pussy, because his curennt looks are what no pussy does to a motherfucker.
Cioccolata, 40%. Just let him be. He lurs ladies with his looks and than tortures them.
Melone, 43%. "I'm just creating other Juniors, baby!!". Yeah ye. Keep up with that bs.
Mista, 45%. Ladies man. Likes to show them cool tricks with his gun. In aby other siguations your relationship is stable.
Giorno, 45%. He is such a big fish in mafia, so you can quess that ladies want to make their way to his pants.
Risotto, 67%. He just like to have fun, but won't make you if you don't want to, but theres a second key – he will choose sone other lads to have a good time with.
Iluso, 76%. He treats you like his toy. When he is bored he will go out and search for something new. He will comeback, but you never know if he won't bring someone with him for one-night-stand.
Diavolo, 100%. Definitely cheating on his s/o, but they will never know, since he kills ladies after third round.
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Can you write, who from bucci gang and la squadra will be completely okay with s/o who doesn't want children? (like afraid of giving birth or just simply doesn't want them)
La Squadra and Bucci Gang with s/o that is afraid of having children
Is okay with that, supports:
Formaggio, Risotto, Abbacchio, Fugo
Wants children, but understands your fears:
Mista, Giorno, Prosciutto,
Wants children and talks about how they will take good care of you and that you should not be scared:
Melone, Narancia, Bruno
Doesn't know what to say:
Melone, Ghiaccio
"Your body, your choice":
Sorbet & Gelato, Risotto, Pesci
Doesn't want children at all:
Illuso, Trish
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Coming up with baby names
Risotto Nero
Something classy or traditional Italian names like Ceasar or Antonio.
Prosciutto
Wants the baby named after his mother or your mother. Has a list of boy names, but wants only daughters.
Pesci
He is prepared. Had a long list and you talked about the names for hours. He wants to name them after great women like Diana or Marilyn.
Illuso
Illuso Junior. ILLUSO JUNIOR. A girl? Illusa Junior.
Ghiaccio
Won't name his child after a cheese. Will go with something normal, doesn't want other kids to pick at his child for having a uncommon name.
Melone
The next one with the whole list with baby names, even is prepared for gender neutral names.
Formaggio
He refused so many girl names because they reminded him of his ex girlfriends.
Will name his sons after some old rockman or singer. Maybe some English names.
DON'T LET HIM NAME YOUR SON JUSTIN BIEBER OR BARACK OBAMA.
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"Honey, it's twins!"
Risotto Nero
"My dad and grandpa and greatgrandad had twin brothers. I'm curious if they are the boys. Family traditions you could say."
Prosciutto
"Ow hell naw."
Pesci
"I want girls."
Melone
"Want to make a 3rd one?"
Ghiaccio
"(O_O)"
Illuso
"One is enough, make one of them go back."
Formaggio
"Pardon me? Your going to give birth to clones?!"
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Their way of comforting their hurt s/o.
Risotto:
– Gives you advice if you did something wrong. You're the only one that can see his soft side, but just in a little bit.
– Pets your head and plays with your hair if you are mentall down.
Pesci:
– Lets you cry on his shoulder.
– Watches your favorite movies with you to help you forget what made you sad.
Prosciutto:
– Won't show his soft side. Gives you cold stares and says that you should know better.
– Will break if he sees tears running down you checks. He knows he shouldn't be so cold, but he doesn't know aby other way.
Melone:
– Stays with you 24/7 and cuddles you until you feel better. Calls you cute pet names and gives you kisses.
– Helps you improve your skills to not let another situation like that to happen.
Ghiaccio:
– Cold as ice. Literally. Won't sit within 2 feets away from you. He is really worried but doesn't know what to do.
– If he sees that you are really down bad maybe he will let you play with his hair or give you one kiss on your checks.
Illuso:
– Hides away from you in mirror world. He blames himself that he didn't show you how to defend yourself properly.
– He will force you to stay in mirror world until you are back on your feet.
Formmagio:
– Shrugs you down to a size of a barbie doll and keeps you in his pocket so he knows you are safe all the time.
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LA SQUADRA AS DADS:
• The good dads:
Formaggio, Risotto, Sorbet
• "Well... This is my padre...":
Prosciutto, Ghiaccio, Melone
• Bad but trying their best:
Ghiaccio, Illuso, Gelato
• You're my dad! Woogie woogie!:
Pesci, Formaggio, Sorbet, Ghiaccio
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La Squadra and their favourite pets
Risotto Nero
A dog poerson. Would love to have a Doberman with you or a Pitbull.
Their dog would be the biggest softie for you.
Prosciutto
Something that won't leaves its hair everywhere, especially on his suit.
Maybe a tortoise or a fish? Maybe a lizard?
Pesci
Has lovebirds or just parrots.
He tells them funny sentences to confuse people when they come over.
Ghiaccio
A lizard owner. Has a Bearded Dragon.
Rescued a kitty from a snow storm.
Melone
His fish died after he forgot to feed then for a whole week. Still keeps their dead bodies in a tank.
"It's my new experiment!" just let them rest in peace.
Formaggio
His cat won't accept any siblings. Even a fly in his apartment.
Sorbet
Owner of a small dog (like Shih-tzu) and a big cat (like Maine Coon).
Both his pets are really gentle and well-raised.
Gelato
Has a bunny that is another Satan.
This bun-bun needs a sacrife of a human blood and is really spoiled.
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I was listening to my very European playlist and scrolling the #formaggio and than the music (below) played and I saw this gif 😂😂
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"Did you notice something new about me?"
Risotto Nero
"You changed your haircut? No? You got new braces on your teeth?"
Prosciutto
"You dyed your hair."
Pesci
"You did your nails. You got new earrings, they are really pretty btw. You got a new little scar on your finger when you cut yourself yesterday while making dinner."
Ghiaccio
"Youuuuu... Uh... I love you...?"
Illuso
"You better change it back. No one can be prettier than me."
Formaggio
"What? You're pregnant? No? New haircut? New nails?"
Melone
"If its not baby related than go away."
Sorbet
"New haircut."
Gelato
"Bitch what? You brushed your teeth today?"
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I heard you wanted requests
I'M SO SORRY I'M SURE YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING ME HERE
but since you asked for asks may we get headcanons on how the La Squadra men or just your favorites feel about a s/o being tiny 😗 I'm personally a solid 5 feet tall so I'm pretty small compared to most adults *tear* so I'm just curious as to if you think they'd be into that 🌟
Risotto Nero
"Ant".
Prosciutto
Doesn't mind. As long as he can see you without microscope everything is perfect.
Calls you his "little bag pet" like the small dogs you can carry around in bags.
Pesci
He is tall. Not very tall, but taller than most of La Squadra members and people on the streets. Having a short s/o makes him fell smaller and better.
Melone
As long as you want to create an offspring with him...
Illuso
Calls you cute nicknames like "micro organism" and "bacteria". Sometimes he makes you wear very high heels, he wants to show people how tall and masculine he is despite how he looks.
Ghiaccio
"Kid" or "grow up" are the things that he usually says to you. He's always mocking your height, but he is medium height.
Formaggio
Very chill about it.
"As long as I don't look like a pedophile..."
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i am back
May I request some Formaggio headcanons? 😭 some fluffy teeth rotting stuff 🥺 👉👈 pretty please :'3
Your request has been heard. The gods have decided to give you more headcanons.
Formaggio headcanons (fluff):
– His cats hair is everywhere. He also smells like cat litter and beer, it's actually a pretty good mix. Since his cat will only use the most expensive litters.
– "Vogue" by Madonna is his ringtone. He just loves this song.
– Can and WILL dance WAP.
– He has framed pictures of his cat all over his apartament.
– His full name is Paolo Fabio Formaggio.
– Messy eater. Only cleans after himself if Prosciutto or Risotto are near.
– Love-hate relationship with Illuso. At one second they can be best buddies and the next second the will fight because the both like one girl.
– Had a lot of girlfriends. Doesn't remember any of their names.
– He wanted to have a heir in case he dies before he is married, so he has 2 bastard twin sons with one of his girlfriends. He visits them pretty often. Both of them are stand users.
– A pretty good dad. Takes his sons to amusment parks and buys them stuff, so by the end of the month he is almost poor, but he doesn't regret his choices.
– He insisted on naming his sons Salvatore and Valerio. He made his rights and his sons are Salvatore and Valerio.
– Has the biggest happy trial. Never shaves. The hair there is longer than the hair on his head.
– Melone is jelaous because he doesn't have children of his own yet. He is really happy to see the pictures of Formaggio's sons when he comes back from weekends with them.
– Fishing trips with Pesci and his sons.
– Other La Squadra members think he only has one son. Since his sons are identifical twin brothers. No one belives Pesci and Melone about that there are actually 2 kids not one.
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