Constantine: Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being miserable and rained on.
The bad bitch in question:
A giant phoenix who is the literal Duke of the Infinite Realms.
Or:
Vlad: Me and the miserable little guy I pulled out the rain.
The guy in question:
A magician who comes from a bloodline that has rebuked and outsmarted Gods, Demons, Spirits and literally everything else. Who has also outsmarted and conned Gods, Demons, Spirits, and literally everything else.
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I decorated a birthday cake for they, As expected, cake is better to buy and eat than to cook
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Summary: Merlin sighs. "After your...announcement," he explains, "your father decided he needed a bit more information. Which is apparently where I come in. I'm sort of like his gay tutor, it's hard to explain."
Author: reni_days
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interesting how a large proportion of the tma fandom characterises martin as an uwu soft boy as if he isn't canonically recognised as a manipulative bitch and is also vehemently indirectly suicidal
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Hippopotamus came from ancient Greek for "river horse" (ἱπποπόταμος).
Thinking about ancient Greek people seeing a hippo for the very first time and decided it looked like a horse in a river and I think that's just beautiful.
Trivia: hippos are also literally called "river horses" in German and in Chinese.
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FYI for people hit with the new tumblr ui… they track user behavior. If people on the new ui drop engagement and overall are showing less activity, they will see this as a negative.
Also when giving criticism, focus on accessibility. If you focus on that, you’ll get your voice heard. These are tactics that can makes this plague go away!
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i show up covered fully in white sheets. my hands are hidden beneath white gloves, and my voice sounds scraping, almost robotic in a sense. those sharp tones ask a simple question.
trick or treat.
hello i hope you're doing well. good luck reading this
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An art! for the fanfic Heart on the Table! again!, this one is like specifically the first chapter
And hey! what a coincidence! according to our dear The Author @floofanflurr (say that like it's a title, I mean it is but like in a fantasy way or something) today! (20/09 I think, well it's 21 now in my timezone but like it's still 20 in America until like another 8 hours or so so-) is the anniversary of the fic! or well the fic is published at March today is first draft anniversary.
First draft! of the first chapter! I am drawing that this can be anniversary art that's cool!
So yea have this picture of Frisk suffering like an hour before the comfort part of the hurt/comfort in this story! well the first part of suffering I am sure they will get to suffer more, not like I want them to or anything but like there're plenty more chapter
that sounds kinda suspicious
ANYWAY yea happy anniversary! what do people say in this occasion again? is it like some character's birthday? well happy birthday a hypothecal character I don't know exist! or I do but don't know which one is it!
...oh yea I know how to end this, picture without the grasses and stuffs under the cut!
I don't really know what to put on the wall, I could put up some gems I guess but like, it isn't going to be seen anyway, also yea the grass, is like that tall, but like there're more closer to the camera so it looks bigger
as you can see I have no idea how waterfall wall works like is it a rock or dirt or... well at least in this case it's probably rock since there're creek, anyway what even is those wavey line? rock jutting out? and the above part of it is like flat anyway? and the thing, at the bottom, in not lining up with the lines, well it looks great so it works I guess
hmm, oh yea I put the black pencil thing for dirty particle or whatever on the wrong layer so I guess it's just with the lineart now and not like color... it's specifically the one on their cloths and hair too, huh
...well, I should make a seperate layer for that anyway but like, I didn't really want to at the moment so
anyyway welcome back to the end where I didn't know what to say next
I guess this is a long post now?
well, uh yea
oh hey another one, this one is the version I sent in voice chat as like a WIP because that's yesterday and I want to sent something before I sleep, it looks kinda nice actually, also tis one got the full grass lineart, and Frisk without the dust thing... well that sounds like they did murder it's, not monster dust, okay?
hell yea ending 3, electric... boogalee
I guess I'll just end here
beep
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Okay, so my Which Willem movie should I watch next? poll ended last night and for those who haven't seen the results, here's what won:
The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)
But there was also a tie for second place:
Light Sleeper (1992) and The English Patient (1996)
So that means that I'm gonna watch all three of these next, starting with Last Temptation.
Thank you to everyone who voted and yes, there will be more content from each movie after I watch them. 😉
I will also be doing a follow-up poll with the other three movies to see which is next on my watch list (although I might add some more movies to that poll too).
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Hippos that grew up in zoos/wildlife rehabilitation centers, that have spent their whole lives with humans, and some were even raised by humans from infancy (like Fiona), tend to be friendly and trusting with humans and will even love their human caretakers.
But for the love of the gods do not go up to a pod of hippos in the wild and try to make friends. If you see wild hippos, stay as far away from them as possible. They are very territorial and will murder you for invading their space.
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