The inciting incidents of the two National Treasure movies are so funny
“I’m treasure hunting with this guy and to find the map he wants to steal the Declaration of Independence. I am against stealing the Declaration of Independence so I stopped working with him. To protect the Declaration of Independence I am going to steal the Declaration of Independence and then also use it to find the map and treasure, the thing he initially suggested and is also trying to do.”
“I want to find this treasure and I want this famous treasure finder to help me. To get him, the guy who loves finding treasure, to help me find treasure I am going to publicly insult him and his family so he is forced to prove me wrong by finding the treasure himself and I’ll just follow him. As opposed to telling him, the guy who loves finding treasure, that there is treasure to go and find.”
i'm sorry i reblogged your post 3 seconds after it was posted, the moment we become mutuals you actually signed a deal saying that we are best friends for life and i am allowed to annoy you constantly so here we are
the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet
satoru is the friend that always upstages your boyfriend, but he’s so good to you that your boyfriend can’t really complain without coming across as the asshole in the equation. your boyfriend sends you flowers after your promotion, but satoru sends an arrangement of roses in the shape of your favorite animal. your boyfriend suggests going out to dinner for your birthday and gets you the piece of jewelry you’ve been eyeing as a present, but satoru’s the one who books the michelin-star restaurant and surprises you with a $10k handbag. you car breaks down and your boyfriend offers to pick you up/drop you off at work for the week, but satoru steps in a loans you his car and then tells you can keep it. and when your boyfriend does get the balls to confront satoru, he’s awfully relaxed, very calm as he explains that you’re his best friend in the whole world, so he just wants to treat you right. no harm in that, right?