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galoogamelady · 1 month
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I had a dream last night where buttons was in the dnd universe and it made me think... what class would he be if he was in dungeons and dragons? ranger? warlock?
Probably a ranger. The preppiest ranger possible :D I feel like rogue is a bit too "dark" for him. He'd be a stealth archer, perhaps dabbling in spellcasting and animal handling. Race-wise I can see him as a human or half-elf or something of the like. Humanoid but he needs to keep his height.
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rdiowxdeaddove · 10 days
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clears throat
DONNIE DARKO KIDNAPPING YOU BECAUSE HE’S JUST SO FUCKING OBSESSED
thank you
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REAL 😭😭😞😞‼️‼️‼️
Lets say for the plot he doesnt live with his parents 😇 doing this in hc formats cause i dont feel like doing allat
BEING KIDNAPPED BY DONNIE
Got tired of not being able to have you to himself, there was always someone in the way
You now live in his closet ‼️
Sure he has a basement but why would he keep you so far away from him.
He even cleaned it out and made it all comfy for you!
He lets you out sometimes :3 he lets you sleep with him (he handcuffs you to his bed at night so you cant leave)
He will laugh at you if you tell him to let you go cause he genuinely thinks you’re joking
Im sure once you come around (get Stockholm syndrome) he’ll let you roam around the house while he’s there.
Takes showers with you because he actually cant stand being away from you.
In general i believe he takes good care of you
He just wants to be with you forever
Probably opens the closet just to stare at you sometimes
NSFW STUFF FROM HERE ON OUT :3
Horny, constantly, all the time
Thinks about you if he’s jerking off nontheless
If his closet is one of thoes with the slits in the door he’ll probably get off on the thought of you watching him through them
Probably fucks you with a gun to your head the first time he decides to use you.
He’s impatient and doesnt have time for your bullshit.
Makes sure the safety is on though :3 he wouldnt wanna hurt you on accident.
Will not hesitate to switch it off if you get cocky.
It gets him so hard the fact that he has a gun to your head while his dicks inside of you.
He lets you sleep in his bed with him after you both shower though cause he’s so nice and he loves you so much.
Probably enjoys going down on you as much as he enjoys it when you go down on him.
Falls asleep with his cock in you if you sleep with him some nights.
YAY YIPPIE YAYYAYAYAYA YAAAAAY
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admiraltyspride · 2 years
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September 14th, 1805
Nelson adorned his uniform, making sure the breast stars sat properly, pinning his right sleeve onto his jacket and finally put on his hat before one last look in the mirror with a nod to himself. His injuries made him easy to spot in a crowd as it was but while in his uniform there could be no question who it was that walked through the streets. 
This time Nelson decided he would walk unescorted, a gathering crowd forming in his train as he went. He acknowledged those curious glances and waved at the messages of encouragement and good luck. The marines guarding the steps to the beach gave their salute, a tip of his hat to them before he turned down the steps to the small boat that awaited him below to take him back to Victory. 
“I am glad the day is bright and fair,” he commented nonchalantly to the nearest person to him, turning enough that he might see them with his left eye and gave a smile, though this one was tinged with an element of what might have been sadness. “It means the White Cliffs of home will linger in the eye far longer than they would in the sea fog.” A pat on the shoulder and Nelson stepped into the boat, turning this time to look to the land than out to sea.  
He pulled off his hat and waved it in a farewell, the crowd cheering and waving their own in turn but for once, Nelson was not actually waving his farewell to them. 
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nogoinghomegame · 2 years
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Mom - ANDY BELL
Heres my Ad;
ANDY BELL (ex RIDE)
is looking for a singer for his new band
If you’re male, young and have attitude, soul, and a good voice, please send a tape + photo to Andy Bell e/o DARCY, Creation Records, 109 X, ? park road Primrose Hill, London, (insert address) England
Thanks, see you soon, Andy
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aesthetic-uni · 2 months
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It’s that time of the year again
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a1sart · 3 months
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if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.
Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone
He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT
He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him
and now this.
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Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.
Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.
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drumlincountry · 6 months
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I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who'd like to say a few words instead.
A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with "I'm an engineer. i'm not a poet or a politician. I don't... do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i'm just going to tell you about the street I grew up on."
And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.
All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.
and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.
and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.
frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.
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oaxleaf · 6 months
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love myself a cockroach of a character. i look at them and go ”how is that fucker not dead? they should be dead. they should be dead ten times over. how are they not?” and 90% of the time the answer is a combo of sheer stubborness and homosexuality
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mydairpercabeth · 3 months
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season 4 is gonna hurt me i fear
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iztea · 1 month
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awkward helicopter ride back home
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daz4i · 8 months
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keets-writing-corner · 3 months
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Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??
As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue
the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD
He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.
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like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...
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The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"
and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it
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does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING
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like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow
For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat
Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation
Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with
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Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)
But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time
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Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell
Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch
idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room
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maxgicalgirl · 2 months
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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(
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setaflow · 5 months
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Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic
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stil-lindigo · 11 months
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mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!
prints
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