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uniqueearthquaketimetravel · 1 month

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His face card never declines👄💘

#manu rios #manu ríos #elite #elite cast #netflix series #dude #hunk #daily male celebs #mensource #boyfriend #boyfriend material #gay #flawless men #american hunk #gaybuckybarnes #loveallgays #so hot 🔥🔥🔥

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prwlnglthr · 8 months

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I like the King a little snaggletooth'd and scruffy

#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #fe3h #fire emblem #spx art #spx digishit #spx femblem #spx fanart #just a one-off this evening bc I felt like figuring out how ridiculous and goofy I want his teeth to be in my Mind Palace #I love all mityas in the range of delicate pretty boy to busted looking rat but it is my personal god-given mission #to de-bishie every anime-and-adjacent man who doesn't give off the appropriate bishie vibes yet is given the flawless pretty face of one #I enjoy the Reality Of A Man too much to deny even my favourite fictional men #ergo my mimis steer snaggletooth tastefully scarred genuinely disfigured in the eye socket and scruffy

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a-man-of-questionable-morals · 2 months

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i dont think straight artists get it

gay men don't only want twinks, gay men want their men hairy, beefy, and with thighs and tits bigger than a kardashian's.

#much love to the twinks dont get me wrong #but i want my men with layers like a big mac and more rolls than a thanksgiving dinner #i only see skinny white flawless twinks in gay man rep

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gender-luster · 11 months

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every day on the internet, people come up with "new" "progressive" ways of continuing to impose the gender binary and show that they really don't believe in more than two, maybe three genders (well, really just two and a half, as nonbinary ppl are actually just women lite™️) and have never actually talked to a multigender person in their life

#ah yes. the three genders: men (the bad evil disgusting gender) and women and femmes (the good beautiful wonderful flawless gender[s] :D)#stfu i am literally going to start eating your knees #gender #trans #queer #lgbtq+#multigender #nonbinary #genderqueer #transphobia

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sincericida · 2 years

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Andrew Garfield and your pirouette at the 74th Primetime Emmy Awards (September 12, 2022)

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celestialholz · 1 year

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So, The Harvest...

Oh, you thought I wasn't coming back for you after spending five hours on Surrendering Sunflora, did ya? Thought you were slipping under my radar? Guess again, my spicy little friend...

The Harvest is of course Brassius' other named Artazon sculpture, and it tells its own compelling narrative, because... well, of course it does, have I taught you all nothing? Imagine this guy does something straight for 0.3 of a second.

Fellow gay theorist mini Holz will be demonstrating these for you today:

For simplicity's sake, we'll call these A, B and C respectively. Now, I've commented before that C is the perfect example of The Harvest being part-Brass, part-Hass and part-Arboliva, because of its colours, spikiness and form, but what's a story with only its ending?

And so, if one must be relevant to types, so must the others.

This is, as were the Sunfloras, allegorical. I've had to take the meanings from these, as representations of their types. But I've said it before and I'll say it again - this is what artists do, and this is also what people who makes game do. They ask you to consider their minds at the time of creation, and that's kinda of my whole deal, ripping that shit open like it's a goddamn Christmas present.

We start, therefore, with A. A's colours represent the Fire and Electric types - a passion, a spark, a zest and a joy in living. In colour theory, yellow is happiness, and red is fire - a blaze of emotion. And yet, it's circled by pale blue 'olives' - in Pokemon terms, the Ice type, and a type our dear Brassie is weak to. This is his beginning - creativity, smothered by the cold of depression. We know he was saved by Hass, which leads us to...

... B. B is saturated now in Ice - the cold has crept in, the depression and illness is defining him more than the joy in art. Except... now it's joined by pink. And this pink is damn close to the Psychic type, a type filled with knowledge, mental strength, and sunshine allegories - Solgaleo and Solrock, anyone? Or, you know, a man who looks far too much like a Sunflora...

B, therefore, is Brass finding Hass, at his lowest ebb. Hass is getting under his skin, showering him in praise, showing him that he's worth all the self-belief and self-confidence in the world, healing him... which is where the Dragon-type indigo comes in. This time, Hassel orbits him; he circles the outside, understanding, encouraging, boosting that mental strength by showing Brass how worthy and brilliant he is. Which leads to only one conclusion...

... C. C is harmony. C is the man we find before us in the game, the end product of all that boosting, all of Hassel's kindness - the confident, established artist, the man who has allowed colour and vibrance back into his life, orbited now once again by Electric olives - the spark's back. They almost look like miniature suns. Imagine that...

Grass and Dragon, in perfect complement.

Where this gets even more fascinating is that whilst you can find several versions of each colour variant in Artazon, the first place you encounter them is in the central plaza - and whilst A and B host a confused couple, each wondering where their love is...

... C stands separate, unconcerned.

Because C? C is anything but alone. It doesn't need one to wonder where the other is - they're right here, and they always will be.

Just to put the cherry on the cake of this adorable saga, though, we must head a town over. Game Freak so deep in their lore mini Holz has to cross Paldea to piece it together. Fucking spectacular, you funky little company.

Welcome to the central plaza of Levincia instead, where we find this homosexual lassooing his own C on a digital ad board with his own whip. And what's he lassooing it away from? The purple - or, in this case, the Poison type.

... You know, that one type that infects, that creates toxicity. One of those other types Grass is weak to. Nothing toxic will destroy this harmony, not on this man's watch; he will never regress back to the darkness and the depression whilst he has that Dragon beside him, whilst that spark remains.

#ephemeralartshipping #hassius #hassel x brassius #hassel #brassius #pokemon scarlet and violet #... these men will be the fucking death of me #that moment when you realise artazon is even MORE OF A LOVE LETTER than you thought it was #this is why this game is glitchy as fuck #the devs were too busy crafting flawless gay lore #they're so valid

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siderains · 2 years

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every first reaction at seeing ororo is omg you are beautiful. and they are so right

#storm #ororo munroe #logan #wolverine #kurt wagner #nightcrawler #x men #i adore her so much how can a character be so flawless in x men comics

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seriousbrat · 2 months

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i don't believe in "defending" characters in general, just in discussing them objectively- bc imo characters don't have to be good flawless people in order for me to like them like why should I justify myself? they're all fake. but this goes double for male characters you will never catch me out here defending a man

#this was prompted by anders dragonage but it goes for sev and james and sirius too #i will defend lily and other women but #a) she did nothing wrong b) its always obvious what the Real Reason is #c) i fundamentally support womens wrongs #like people are MUCH more critical of any woman than they'd be of a man #i love snape but actively being a snape defender while claiming lily was a worse person than him... rethink ur choices #same goes for marauders stans. let those men be trash #its why theyre interesting anyway. sorry u like 2D boring flawless characters couldnt be me

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insextras · 2 days

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I need marvel to remember that ororo is highly resistant to telepathy because of the amount the electricity/energy constantly flowing through her body

#her mind was described as having an electric fence around it #obviously they can't use this #because it would make her nearly flawless #and readers hate when characters are competent AND powerful #so we'll just have to put up with it #storm #ororo munroe #comics #marvel comics #xmen #x men #file under: text post

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uniqueearthquaketimetravel · 2 months

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Manu 💋

#manu rios #elite #elite cast #all the young dudes #dude #hottie #hunk #kiss #gaybuckybarnes #loveallgays #manu #mensource #daily male celebs #flawless men #flawless gentleman

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yelena-bellova · 4 months

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I’m watching a POTC marathon and every time I watch these movies I’m reminded that Disney princes did not set my standard for men…

Will Turner did.

#THIS MAN #THIS. MAN.#HE WAS SWEET #HE WAS DETERMINED #HE WAS DEVOTED TO ELIZABETH BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE #LIKE IT’S SICKENING HOW PERFECT THEY WROTE HIM #HOW DARE THEY CREATE A MAN SO FLAWLESS #I’VE YEARNED FOR THAT MAN SINCE I WAS 6 YEARS OLD #😩😩😩😩#don’t me the crazy lady in the corner #ames is just pining for fictional men again #nothing new here #ames on the mic #pirates of the caribbean #will turner #orlando bloom

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daemonicdorset · 4 months

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Do you ever just

#I've talked about the subject of this image before #but it's not going to stop me from talking about it again.#Because god FORBID we draw women anything other than size zero hourglass figure flawless skin delicate little nose right?#God forbid we draw characters who are buff as men the same way as women.#Because women fragile!!! Women dainty!!!! She can be holding weights and/or food but that's IT. She can't have MUSCLES wdym???????#Everyone knows that all women (or AFAB people in general) have metabolisms faster than Usain fucking Bolt. We all know that.#Yeah we can give her pants and a smaller chest. BUT you have to trade it for her shirt showing off her Tiny Womanely Physique.#We can give her pants BUT she has to have a belt to show her Itty Bitty Little (Small) Femaile Waist.#How else are we going to know she's a girl??????????#(sarcasm)#I'm aware that it's just fanart. But how you interpret the details of a character that are very cut-and-dry in canon does say things.#If you take a larger (even relatively for the media) character and slim them down it SAYS things about you.#Honestly. I don't know how I manage to forget how fandoms can be until I'm reminded by things like this.#Anyways. As I said before. If you're afraid to draw buff women and you make them stick-thin instead you're a coward.#daedor sundry

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bonesandpoemsandflowers · 1 year

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david castañeda is my little pet underdog actor man because I’m rooting for him to succeed but each time I thirst post about him I end up fighting for my life in the group chat and getting read to filth because absolutely EVERYONE immediately tells me that there’s hotter latino dudes who are better actors with more charisma that I could stan. which might even be true! like, it’s probably true. but he’s my fantasy football team because the id wants what the id wants.

#nobody questions my taste the rest of the time EVER so it stands out #obviously this is because my taste is flawless #in 10 years everybody's gonna be like omg he's so hot he was hot all along #and i'm not gonna call you out but i am gonna Judge #anyway he went to phuket to train the year after I did! i find this charming #it makes way more sense to be an actor who goes to fight train in phuket than it does to be a novelist idk man #david castañeda #something something latino men in media

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kellerybird · 8 months

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Dabbling with mods and I'm baffled at how many there are to make the characters look younger or remove face wrinkles/other "unsightly" features I am losing my absolute shit like stop it just stoppppppppp not everyone needs the smooth airbrushed face of a 20-something year old model fuck offfffffffffffff

"young astarion" "no wrinkles" "young astarion v2 mature" "young lae'zel" "young shadowheart" "gale no grey hairs" crying screaming throwing up biting maiming killing

I saw one mod that was like "removes abs" or something and makes everyone look soft and squishy and that was like the sole redemption for those kinds of mods not everyone need chiseled abs

#saw one that was “younger astarion” and he just looks like some generic isekai hero? it was discusting #giev me the wrinkly older men ffs y'all dont deserve them #how dare people live and grow older. the fucking audacity.#rink plays baldur's gate #almost typed 'shadowhore' im so fucking tired aaaaaah #just let them be crusty #with all the shit theyve gone through you really expect them to emerge unscated with flawless skin??????#may delete this later im v tired and kinda incoherent weehh

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sincericida · 2 years

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Andrew Garfield was at the screening of The Good Nurse in Los Angeles. Movie starring Jessica Chastain and Eddie Redmayne. October 15, 2022

Andrew Garfield's new pictures pure gold! Make a wish before he disappears again.

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butchladymaria · 2 years

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insane how uncritically some bloodborne fans engage with the doll’s treatment when it mirrors the trope of men creating Ideal Woman TM stretching from pygmalion and galatea to men abusing their AI girlfriends in the year of our lord 2022

#mine #plain doll #bloodborne #dont get me wrong #i LOVE miss doll #but i am absolutely sickened by how some fans treat her #yall know who you are and hopefully i have all of them blocked #the plain doll is the epitome of how men create artificial women to be the subservient flawless feminine objects that real women are not #with the role in universe being fulfilled by g*rhman #and metatextually being filled by the average cishet man who plays bloodborne and turns the doll into some uwu waifu #i got shit for saying this before but its the way all these alleged loredigging big brain geniuses seem selectively able at BEST #to understand how to evaluate works in their societal context #and/or understand that an in-universe justification for a misogynistic trope does not make it any less weird or gross #bc media does not exist in a vacuum

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